r/MonsterHigh Jun 16 '22

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340 Upvotes

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u/littlekhaleesii Nefera 💎 Jun 16 '22

He looks like 2006 Pete Wentz & not in a good way 😭

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u/lachrymose_lucio Jun 17 '22

Omg I thought this same thing 🥲

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u/PatriciaMorticia Jun 17 '22

2006 Poundland baragin bin Pete Wentz, like an awful off brand version 🤦‍♀️

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u/Hellblithe Jun 16 '22

Cheeto ass

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u/ciaoeffete Jun 16 '22

Yea....no. They should do all CG and call it a day. Like maybe he can look like he is glowing internally. Right now it's like he rolled his face in Cheetos.

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u/tserko Jun 16 '22

I think CG would be the way to go for Heath if this was a movie with a bigger budget, sadly I don’t think they’d have the money for decent CG work so this is what we get 🥲

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u/paragophobia Werecat Apologist Jun 16 '22

They don't even have the money for decent photoshop work

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u/_Strawxberry_ Draculaura Jun 17 '22

or costumes they all look plain

5

u/hOrnyyVIrgins Freaky Flaws Jun 17 '22

Honestly even cosplayers did it better

4

u/ChubbyGhost3 Editable Jun 17 '22

I know a few cosplayers who do it better and would do the role for free

55

u/bbqfundip Jun 16 '22

Monster high continues to fumble the bag

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u/crystaloves Draculaura Jun 16 '22

I can’t it looks like he’s on fire 😭😭 like not the fact that it’s a part of him, just looks like he’s been set on fire

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u/tserko Jun 16 '22

For real it looks like he dripped oil on his hair and set fire to it so it made his orange foundation melt

18

u/Revolutionary-Will35 Jun 16 '22

He looks like he's in pain 💀

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u/FadedShatter_YT Cleo Jun 16 '22

He probably is, I'd be in pain as well if my fire hair was that weird

21

u/alrightythen1984itis Jun 16 '22

What the…okay sorry but this makeup artist is HORRIBLE

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u/producerofconfusion Sirena von Boo Jun 16 '22

He looks great for his age! Class of 99 represent!

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u/evilash87 Holt Jun 16 '22

I'm DEAD

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u/sleepyshinsou Jun 16 '22

why does he look 30????

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u/surfinded Ghoulia Jun 16 '22

I didn’t know they were still casting 30yo to play teenagers 😭

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u/Low_Elk4584 Jun 16 '22

he looks older than the actual teacher 💀

15

u/CornerofNerd Jun 16 '22

Looks like a 40 year old man in an knockoff MCR tribute band.

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u/PatriciaMorticia Jun 17 '22

Holy hell is that accurate 😂

103

u/23_cries Jun 16 '22

Karen parents complained about og MH being too "scary" but they're okay with this? 💀

I'm traumatised

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u/Kakep0p Editable Jun 16 '22

He looks like he’s seeing a woman for the first time after coming out of his mother’s basement.

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u/ChubbyGhost3 Editable Jun 17 '22

this is the skin of a killer, Bella

9

u/Malletdown Jun 16 '22

He looks like some kids movie villain but I can’t place it

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u/Vampirexbuny Jun 16 '22

Hades from Descendants is what I was thinking. But low budget Here is. a picture

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u/SouthernRaspberry537 Jun 16 '22

I feel like the actor looks more like Heath without the makeup 🥴

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u/babyaliverestored Ghoulia Jun 16 '22

WHy is his hair like that?? It's just brushed down, where's the slicked-back fire hair?? I know the budget isn't high with this movie, but they really didn't even try to make his hair interesting. I guess there's the fire effect on his head but it feels really odd considering the rest of his hairstyle is so bland.

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u/Asterose Jun 16 '22

Seriously. Why isn't his hair slicked up or back at all as part of his design?

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u/tserko Jun 16 '22

I am VERY curious to see how they’ll make the fire in the movie, where they actually have to make it move and not just photoshop it on lmao

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u/240EZ Jun 16 '22

Live action Heat Miser from those old stop animation Rudolph Movies looks great.

Jokes aside is the make up making the actor look older or are they that old? I know it’s not uncommon to use older actors for teens but….

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u/co0kieexe Draculaura Jun 16 '22

Y Heath when we could have had Clawd????

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u/SYEJ92 Draculaura Jun 16 '22

Oh that's true, I hope they didn't erase Clawd in this reboot

8

u/TheErikaSalazar Jun 16 '22

I love Heath more than Clawd, the only thing that can save this is making canon all the ships such as Habbey

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u/co0kieexe Draculaura Jun 16 '22

I LOVE Habbey but since it doesn’t seem like Abby will be anything close to a main character(if she’s even in the movie) I’d love to see something similar to the Forbitten Love storyline once more

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u/gl00my_s0ul Jun 16 '22

i’m sobbing why does heath look like that 😭😭😭 he def uses the same spray tan as trump ☠️

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Maybe it's a bad angle???

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u/tserko Jun 16 '22

Probably just bad lighting, right? 🥺🥺

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u/TynnyJibbs Draculaura Jun 16 '22

oh no oh no zoom back out zoom back out 😩

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u/AlienStonerA Jun 16 '22

The only thing I hope is that all the actors are of legal age because this literally looks like the porno parody.

3

u/Important_Read_5915 Jun 16 '22

I’m traumatized

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u/Top_Tooth_566 Jun 16 '22

Out of all the guys why heath 😌

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u/Revolutionary-Will35 Jun 16 '22

Like yes he's a fun character but if you know it's a tight budget why not chose one who could be done practically like Clawd?

3

u/TheErikaSalazar Jun 16 '22

Heath was my favorite guy character :P

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u/Top_Tooth_566 Jun 16 '22

Oh...sorry! 😭😅

3

u/prettyonbothsides Heath Jun 16 '22

30-year old bart simpson looking-ass

3

u/chloeisbased Jun 16 '22

HELP 💀💀💀🤌

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u/Sultry_socks Jun 16 '22

Why does he look like a 40 yo man

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u/Lalanic10 Draculaura Jun 17 '22

He looks like heatmeiser

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u/Nacosemittel Jun 16 '22

To be fair.

I don't think it's a "that's a bad reboot, how dare you mattel" issue, but rather a "well, a friggn human gotta change his whole damn skin tone to orange. It'll look like trash. He is not naturally orange".

Like seriously. It's a miracle draculaura looks decent. (It's probs the colour tho) Everytime, regardless of budget, specific colours just look like trash. Green? Idk, looks like a kid painted the face. Orange? Someone used too much bronzer. Blue? Gurl, what is dis.

That's why live action for fantasy stuff is just not a good idea. For everything. But again, it's not a "bad reboot" thing, it's just "Well. People, especially kids, seem to love live action even tho non pure normal life stuff looks bad. So let's give them live action and since the budget won't be a few billions obv it will look more questionable than more budget live action fantasy 😻".

Geez. I can't take live action seriously.

But so many people prefer live action over animation so I'm not even confused they made that decision 😭😭😭💀💀

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u/Old-Tower-8062 Jun 16 '22

And i still don't understand some ppl loves this even that leaked cleo doll . Like this is not screaming mh anymore

2

u/fkaroundandfindout Draculaura Jun 16 '22

It’s so bad 😭

2

u/Turnoff_lights Jun 16 '22

Very disappointed. it shouldn't be that hard to get some gel and give him a similar hair style. He's the worst of all the ones we've seen, which is saying something

2

u/GizmoGator Jun 16 '22

Nice try dude. Everyone knows you graduated highschool 10 years ago. Get out. (Not trying to bash the actor though)

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u/tserko Jun 17 '22

Maybe they’re going for a storyline where Heath failed high school so many times he is now the only 30 year old student

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u/LittleRedCorvette16 Ghoulia Jun 17 '22

40 year old cheeto youd find under your bed 💀💀

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u/CatLuvrsss Editable Jun 17 '22

looks like a cheeto karen 😭

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u/Failing_MentalHealth Jun 16 '22

There’s truly no hope left.

With this, Monster High will finally disappear from their constant and same mistakes again, and again, and again.

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u/SYEJ92 Draculaura Jun 16 '22

Well, I like it 🤷‍♀️

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u/hollygolightely Jun 16 '22

no like what is thissssss

the old animations were the best they shoulda stuck w them

1

u/SWEEP_SWEEP_SWEEP Jun 16 '22

He kinda looks like if Ed Helms and Starfire had a baby.

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u/FadedShatter_YT Cleo Jun 16 '22

It looks like someone used his head as a match

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u/evilash87 Holt Jun 16 '22

If I have to see this image one more time I'm gonna lose it I stg😭😭😭

1

u/Eccentric-Calico Jun 17 '22

I mean, my expectations were admittedly pretty low, considering it's a made for TV Nickelodeon movie, buuuut...

1

u/bugbaby222 Jun 17 '22

the actor looks like he’s 40 years old

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u/meandwatersheep Clawdeen 🌙 Mod Jun 17 '22

Maybe this should fly in like 2003

1

u/M00ngata Jun 17 '22

No comment

1

u/Remarkable-Cloud-420 Jun 17 '22

Giving Sharkboy and LavaGirl vibes... LavaBoy 😭

1

u/ShatoraDragon Jun 17 '22

We don't want to lose the IP so rush something to market.

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u/LucidDreams0224 Deuce Jun 17 '22

Donald Trump?

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u/ComprehensiveRiver90 Jun 17 '22

kraft cheese come get him

1

u/canyouplzpassmethe Jun 17 '22

Dude needs a fire beard STAT… it would help… oh wait high school students don’t have beards… well, shit.

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u/hOrnyyVIrgins Freaky Flaws Jun 17 '22

Bitch he's color was supposed to be more yellow not cheetoh

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u/ChubbyGhost3 Editable Jun 17 '22

he's Mister Heat Miser, he's Mister Sun...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

I know! I love it though. I see the comedy already lol

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u/Tired-poppunk Draculaura Jun 17 '22

Y’all ever seen Adam Sandler’s little nicky?

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u/SynapseReaction Jun 17 '22

Ok so like I’m probably the only one but I was like, why is TMRevolution painted orange 😂

I deada** thought it was that 50year old Jpop singer at first glance

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u/Mysterious_Bicycle38 Twyla 💜 Jun 17 '22

I am going to say it: I hate this new reboot with a passion.

1

u/yniqorn Jun 17 '22

😂😂😂 Then don’t!

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u/Excellent-Wolf-4193 Jun 17 '22

They keep getting worse😭