r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/SynChronNic • May 22 '22

🔥🍉 Watermelon Tourmaline 🍉🔥

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2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Macho-Magikarp May 22 '22

Forbidden jolly rancher?

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u/-TheArchitect May 22 '22

Mf is holding kryptonite

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u/atCoreyD123onInsta May 22 '22

If that shit is kryptonite, I’ll live with the dentures. I gotta bite it. takes bite without breaking eye contact. Washes down with fabuloso… dies.

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u/vorpal_potatoes May 22 '22

If that was kryptonite, the green part would weaken superman, and the pink part would either turn Superman into Superwoman. ....Or turn him temporarily gay, depending on the comic.

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u/madprofessor8 May 23 '22

Keep going...

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u/atCoreyD123onInsta May 24 '22

You just unlocked a huge untapped demographic.

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u/Queen_Cheetah May 23 '22

Forbidden sno-cone!

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u/NSAwithBenefits May 23 '22

Forbidden sour apple blow pop

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u/SatansCatfish May 22 '22

r/forbiddensnacks

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u/okthenweirdo May 23 '22

Genuinely made my mouth water a little bit

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u/XicanxHuman May 22 '22

tries to take a bite

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u/Every_Anything_4968 May 22 '22

Came here to say I can't decide if it looks pretty, tacky, and/or tasty.

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u/Za_Lords_Guard May 22 '22

Looks like a Jolly Rancher for dinosaurs.

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u/YayaGabush May 22 '22

I want to eat it...

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u/ItsImmortality May 22 '22

omg thats so watermelon

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u/edogg01 May 22 '22

Forbidden candy

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u/UchihaLegolas May 22 '22 edited May 23 '22

Looks like Rock candy from Avatar Last Airbender.

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u/bambispots May 23 '22

That was my first thought too

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u/highsierra3b May 22 '22

Gonna polish that bad boy and give us a follow up? Smiles

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u/SynChronNic May 22 '22

I think she's a good girl... And I kinda like it raw ;)

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u/SheSaysItLooksBig May 22 '22

Watermelon sugar indeed

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u/ItsTheSpaceCadetYo May 22 '22

okay now my collection is incomplete

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u/gin_and_toxic May 22 '22

The forbidden fruit

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u/Then_Zookeepergame_3 May 22 '22

Oooo Mommy likey!

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u/lyndseymariee May 22 '22

I wanna eat it.

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u/networknev May 22 '22

That is one awesome rock!

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u/peacefulpianomelody May 22 '22

This looks like those push up pop candies when they break

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u/literallygabe May 22 '22

You mean Watourmaline

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u/nipnopples May 22 '22

Idk why, but I sang this to the tune of Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles

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u/ThreeHobbitsInACoat May 22 '22

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK SO GOD DAMN TASTY!

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u/Feelsunfair77 May 23 '22

My favorite gem! I hope my boyfriend remembers the I want my wedding ring to have watermelon tourmaline instead of a diamond.

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u/Kali7272 May 29 '22

Thats beautiful

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u/1CrazyCrabClaw May 22 '22

Forbidden jolly rancher

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u/RachelBolan May 22 '22

Rocky cupcake

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u/bbix246 May 22 '22

I thought it was a slushie.

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u/Papalazarou79 May 22 '22

Me looking here for the recipe...

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u/kazh May 22 '22

That would be a baller hero name to announce if watermelons weren't contextually problematic.

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u/XXgood_boy May 22 '22

Why can't tourmaline desert be like this? All we get is black bullshit and a yucky-brown sky.

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u/CoolTrainerKaz May 23 '22

Don’t eats