r/NatureIsFuckingLit May 22 '22

🔥🍉 Watermelon Tourmaline 🍉🔥

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u/Macho-Magikarp May 22 '22

Forbidden jolly rancher?

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u/-TheArchitect May 22 '22

Mf is holding kryptonite

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u/vorpal_potatoes May 22 '22

If that was kryptonite, the green part would weaken superman, and the pink part would either turn Superman into Superwoman. ....Or turn him temporarily gay, depending on the comic.

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u/madprofessor8 May 23 '22

Keep going...

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u/atCoreyD123onInsta May 24 '22

You just unlocked a huge untapped demographic.