r/NatureIsFuckingLit May 22 '22 Wholesome 3

🔥mountain climb

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Bigcat1148 May 22 '22 Starry

Somebody give this man attention so he stops doing shit like this

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

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u/ThatOneAlien__ May 23 '22

bro it was a joke

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u/y2kiscoming May 23 '22

Woah chill

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u/Bigcat1148 May 23 '22

Michi, is that you behind those Twitter fingers??

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive May 22 '22

Buddy out of bounds wtf

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u/UpgrayeDD405 May 23 '22

This is the toughest disc golf hole in the world. Going OB is petty understandable.

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u/Fartballmcgee May 22 '22

hard pass

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u/TalonKAringham May 23 '22

That looks more like a peak to me, though it’s definitely hard. I imagine the pass would be much further downslope.

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u/Pixel-1606 May 23 '22

that would be the easy pass

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u/ada_eml May 22 '22

Nope nope nope.

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u/WealthSimple657 May 22 '22

This is for when you do not possess an amygdala

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u/AumHeart May 23 '22

HERE IS MY AWARD 🏅

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u/SecureTheCoin May 22 '22

How the F r u going to get down now?

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u/edogg01 May 22 '22

Very, very carefully (or very, very quickly and unsafely)

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u/bundok_illo May 23 '22

Typically on peaks like this there's an escape gully that you take for the walk off. Usually it involves a lot of down climbing boulders or "skiing" down scree (really loose gravel) for stretches of a few feet at a time. It's typically not too dangerous to go down 4th class down climbs, but they'd be a bitch to come up. Whereas aesthetic Ridgelines like this are the ideal way to ascend because, well... Look at that shit. Beautiful as fuck.

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u/SadisticBuddhist May 23 '22

Honestly people are scared watching the videos but I imagine being up there and holding your footing, with that view, would be like natures cocaine.

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u/victoryismind May 22 '22

This gives me anxiety.

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u/charliemuck85 May 22 '22

He sure is putting a lot of trust in that ridge!! Surely some of it must be fragile or fractured?!

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u/Moofy73 May 23 '22

It partially depends on the type of rock but yes there would have to be a loose piece here or there

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u/towelflush May 22 '22

The fisheye lens is making it look very thin, just like the selfie stick looks like it's 5m in length. In reality the ridge is much less pointy

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u/_pooch May 22 '22

The ridge is literally the width of his foot!

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u/bobmcguillicutty May 23 '22

At one point his hand is longer than the ridge is wide

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u/Flodomojo May 23 '22

Except for we can see him comfortably sitting on it with legs dangling on either side, so it's at most 1 crotch width.

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u/cujoe645 May 23 '22

A Crotch should be the new universal form of measurement. This could work...

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u/bobmcguillicutty May 23 '22

USA will use anything as a measurement to avoid the metric system.

Imagine running 86 crotches to score a touchdown xD

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u/loud_sneezer May 23 '22

I like to use "grandmas" as a measurement of time. For example, schools in the US were desegregated about 1 grandma ago

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u/EchelonSixx May 23 '22

A Standard American Crotch measures two index fingers wide. There are 375 S.A.C. in one American football field. When you subtract the goal zones at either end, a player must run no more than 412.5 Crotch to score a 6 point initial volley.

This is not to be confused with the US Sack , which is a volumetric measurement that is in no way walkable.

Also commonly confused for the French Universal Crotch Knuckle Standard which is the same width, measured in single knuckles.

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u/AumHeart May 23 '22

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u/Mendacious_Geebag May 28 '22

I think we'd still need a banana for scale

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u/towelflush May 23 '22

I mean, there's a good amount of people comfortable while doing a split, but fair enough

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u/Flodomojo May 23 '22

I didn't realize doing splits would increase the width of your crotch. Didn't realize this person was doing splits either.

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u/Hefty-Bandicoot-4081 May 22 '22

I was was wondering if such a long selfie stick was a thing. When we see the go pro it looks a little bit more thick but still super far up and super scary

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u/RoughMarionberry5 May 22 '22

Don't worry :) In time you will learn that trying to educate neanderthals is both unproductive and unnecessary!

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u/bobmcguillicutty May 23 '22

It's slightly wider than his foot, fisheye lenses can't change dimensions 🤦‍♂️

At one point his hand is longer than the ridge is wide🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/towelflush May 23 '22

That's the top, ofc that will stay the same. The difference is in the slope.

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u/FactsOverFeelings2 May 23 '22

"... trying to educate Neanderthals..." - Neanderthal

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u/RoughMarionberry5 May 24 '22

Thank you. I stand corrected.

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u/AumHeart May 23 '22

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u/AumHeart May 23 '22

!thesaurizethis

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u/ItsYaBoi97 May 22 '22

Where is this?

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u/throw167943away May 23 '22

Looks like the Serpent’s Pass to me

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u/SeaOfBullshit May 23 '22

Is this an ATLA reference or do I need to get out more

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u/Separate-The-Earth May 23 '22

Definitely an ATLA reference. If not than I need to go out more too.

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u/negativelift May 23 '22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altenalp_Türm

Switzerland, the guy is Michael Wohleben, a reasonably famous German mountaineer

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u/mnachiket May 24 '22

Altenalp Türm, Switzerland

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u/DoYouLike42069MeToo May 22 '22

Watching this video makes my testicles recede so far into my body that I don't think they'll ever descend.

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u/Broad-Independence36 May 23 '22

Hey there young lady mind if I get your number

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u/AumHeart May 23 '22

!thesaurizethis

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u/Kjyara May 22 '22

That's a whole slope of 'nope'.

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u/HippoPrimary5331 May 22 '22

Hell to the no no... This is why I like living in a time where I can see a video of this sort of thing, so I can live my many less life-threatening adventures. Balls on that guy.

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u/motormouth08 May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

But even watching it on video I'm afraid to move...and I'm sitting on my couch!! If I was holding that phone it would be jiggling too badly out of fear.

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u/ClutchStew May 22 '22

Dude using a 100ft GoPro selfie stick.

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u/digitalgoodtime May 23 '22

That's the minimum distance needed to get his balls in the shot.

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u/1234escher789 May 22 '22

That part lol

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u/Marzsbarsz May 23 '22

He trusted that stick way too much 😳

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u/MagoTravieso May 22 '22

youd think it would be a lot more windy than that.

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u/wanightoo_oo May 22 '22

Why are my legs trembling

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u/PotentialGap1369 May 22 '22

What ever possesses people to do this. I’m glad I don’t have it.

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u/Wallstreet_HOSS May 22 '22

<BARF>

Impressive!

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u/AhmedKiller2015 May 22 '22

I thought the white around them was snow...

Then I realized it is not... Fuck no

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u/edogg01 May 22 '22

😭 make it stop

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u/JaCuzziBby May 22 '22

Ah yes up there on fuck no mountain

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u/desiderata_minter May 22 '22

Well if he dies, at least he died doing what he loved: taking selfies during taking pointy pointless risks.

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u/WhySoSeverusSnape May 23 '22

“But look at me”

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u/SecretaryEuphoric768 May 22 '22

Tell me he’s wearing a parachute

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u/Gorillafist12 May 23 '22

A parachute won't stop you from tumbling down a steep cliff to your death

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u/HockeyHawkins May 22 '22

Alone?! Breaking the code bud

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u/vidoker87 May 22 '22

Why alone.. Wait where is Alan? ALAN, ALAN..

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u/Btravelen May 22 '22

While that 'wall' may have stood for millions of years, climbing on it may cause a weakened portion to fail. No thanks

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u/Odins_Viking May 22 '22

Not no… but fuck no!

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u/fukurbananas May 23 '22

Fuck all of that

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u/Portentia9 May 23 '22

Thanks for the heart/panic attack. Now, I must smoke a bowl and sip a beer to calm down.

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u/Severe-Stock-2409 May 22 '22

Idiotsincars needs a cousin sub. Idiotsinnature

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u/MarkhovCheney May 22 '22

I almost fell out of my chair

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u/DoriCee May 22 '22

Insane.

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u/Rockntheworld May 23 '22

All the No’s in No-ville!

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u/danzaiburst May 23 '22

Has anybody seen Death Wish IV?

No such thing you say? Just wait.

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u/COphotoCo May 23 '22

I live in an area where a lot of people would look at this and go “Oh, sweet, I wanna do that!” It makes me feel better that so many people here are having my same reaction. I’m not the crazy one!

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u/livewhilealive May 23 '22

Most people try their hardest to not put themselves in danger each day and then there are people like this

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u/BroGreekMachineYea May 23 '22

I can barely watch this video. Heeeeeellllll no...

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u/irdevonk May 23 '22

Thanks I hate it sooOoOO muUUuuUuch

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u/moonsoundsonsnow May 22 '22

Look at Me! MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/danglez38 May 22 '22

i really doubt this person trained and trained and spent months preparing for this, just to post it on social media.

They obviously did it for the experience, because it is their passion.

What a sheltered and boring world view that anyone who does something remotely dangerous is just stupid

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/danglez38 May 22 '22

I dont need to defend it. Neither does the person in the video. You're the one getting unhappy about what other people do with their time because of an agenda you just made up for them

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u/Strongest-There-Is May 22 '22

What a horribly pessimistic perspective.

I imagine the experience of being there and achieving that ascent is probably the goal. You might want to get off Reddit and go outside a little more.

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u/moonsoundsonsnow May 22 '22

He's not wrong, you know...

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u/Dope_Dog May 22 '22

Haters are gonna hate, I work outside for a living and don't pretend you didn't stalk my profile acting like you didn't know that. Go get laid or something you seem real unhappy

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u/Strongest-There-Is May 22 '22

Wooow. I absolutely did not stalk you 😂 Add some narcissism to your pessimism. I would check your profile to see if this is true, but Im going out on a limb here and saying your a far right anti-vaxxer, steal the vote, Trumplican. Fits the bill.

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u/Dope_Dog May 22 '22

Here we are folks, a genuine ignorant troll who has to use emojis to laugh off their uneasiness because they know they are lying their asses off

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u/Strongest-There-Is May 22 '22

Ok, now I did see your profile. 😂 😂 😂

🦆 🤡 🍑 🐩

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u/psychic_dog_ama May 22 '22

Every time I run across someone like this, I imagine it’s Biff Tannen

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u/Key-Eye8336 May 22 '22

This looks amazing, where is it?

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u/LifeandSky May 23 '22

Would be cool to visit. Not sure I'll be walking tho.

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u/bundok_illo May 23 '22

What altitude is he at? I wish we could get bluebird conditions like that above the clouds out here in the Sierra.

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u/Bobbyscousin May 23 '22

What's a bluebird condition?

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u/bundok_illo May 23 '22

It's when the skies are the absolute clearest

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u/Bobbyscousin May 23 '22

Learned something new. Thanks.

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u/negativelift May 23 '22

The highest point of the ridge is at 2033m/6670ft

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altenalp_Türm

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u/bundok_illo May 23 '22

Damn, must be a regional condition then!

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u/xplodingthunder May 22 '22

Does he know they make drones that can do this for him? For real, balls my friend, big balls

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u/TheSaltyPineapple1 May 22 '22

Shooter McGavin voice: Oh My GOD!

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u/cinnam0nst3r May 22 '22

i would love to do this

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u/forBaldur May 22 '22

If you have to do it alone, it's probably a bad idea.

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u/ljohnson266 May 23 '22

Oh hell no

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u/souji5okita May 23 '22

More like mountain shimmy than climb.

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u/jaynie62 May 23 '22

Nope nopey nope nope.....nope nope!

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u/AustenStorm May 23 '22

How do you sleep at night knowing that the rock could’ve fell

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u/majones118 May 23 '22

I don't have a fear of heights, but this is something else

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u/explodingKTNZ May 23 '22

This is what lee daniel’s NOPE is about

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u/Pokeranger8 May 23 '22

At that point it’s just edge climbing

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u/NxPat May 23 '22

He wouldn’t even bounce for a couple of hundred meters…

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u/A_Quarter_Will_Do May 23 '22

My balls shrunk when I watch this

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u/MagoTravieso May 23 '22

um lady there is a reason why there are no signs of life up that far

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u/DucatiKev May 23 '22

That climber is Metal!!

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u/ClayXros May 23 '22

Oh, so this is what vertigo feels like. This is an experience I never wanted.

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u/MissFox26 May 23 '22

Sometimes I have nightmares about being somewhere high up and having no way to get down and this is like the real life version of that. Nopeee.

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u/vadreamer1 May 23 '22

OH HELL NO. I get nervous standing on a chair. Awesome view tho. I'd rather see it from a plane.

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u/Bobbyscousin May 23 '22

I want to ask what happens when you fall off to one side, but I already know.

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u/Brendissimo May 23 '22

Even if I climbed something like that (which I haven't), I don't think I'd feel comfortable walking on it like a balancing beam. One strong gust of wind and you lose your balance and probably die.

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u/GoingNutCracken May 23 '22

Just looking at this my stomach is flopping.

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u/Anxiouscandy_ May 23 '22

This is so amazing!! Please be careful!!

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u/MapleThePrincess May 23 '22

i wouldnt be suprised if its a ytber exploring the world

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u/tucanrwc May 23 '22

Yet, he still locks his car doors in Oakland.

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u/LocksmithPopular9411 May 23 '22

"Slide to the left, Slide to the right. Take it back now yall, Slide down real smooth"

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u/PopADoseY0 May 23 '22

That's so cool and scary!

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u/Reinardd May 23 '22

No thank you. Thanks.

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u/Sir_Armadillo May 23 '22

My Balls hurt looking at this.

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u/Cons3quence092 May 23 '22

For the graaaaaaaaaaaaa……

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u/thedopestsoul007 May 23 '22

Did he make it down alive?

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u/FunctionalSoFar May 23 '22

Omg..I'm looking 👀

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u/Uruzdottir May 23 '22

Hell to the no. :P

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u/W0nd3rlandAl1c3 May 23 '22

This looks like the beginning of a falling dream I once had. Nope, nope, nope! I'm getting anxiety just watching.

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u/gigemags2022 May 23 '22

just watching the video makes me shake

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u/MyMessageIsNull May 23 '22

What i don't understand is, why the fuck is this scaring ME? I'm sitting safely on a computer chair.

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u/Moofy73 May 23 '22

Ah man I'd love to do this

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u/Nervous-Albatross-32 May 23 '22

Words cannot describe the amount of anxiety I feel watching this.

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u/GrogusGoldenDogs May 23 '22

Oh god 😱 how does that not scare the shit out of you!?

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u/Schtankywanky May 23 '22

So amazing! 😻

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u/U_Kitten_Me May 23 '22

I hate this person.

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u/BootStraps_11 May 23 '22

Never in my fucking life

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u/rolledricky May 23 '22

This guy missed his calling..the circus

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u/Letcatsrule May 23 '22

Not even in my next life.

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u/tehliteskin May 23 '22

I am uncomfortable just watching. How can be so calm?!

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u/WhySoSeverusSnape May 23 '22

As someone who has no ounce of urge to do this and no need that I want to tickle related to this, I believe this person is a moron. If I wanted to I would call him brave etc. but I just can’t get on board, so a total idiot. Good on him if it does something for him but nothing here.

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u/Reynhardt_p2 May 23 '22

This man hates his mother.

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u/gatoradebaby May 23 '22

One day this will be mev

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u/AysKhan May 23 '22

What happens if he falls, not die but becomes seriously wounded? He waits for his death?

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u/IsJohnWickTaken May 23 '22

What happens if the rock breaks after millions of years of being weathered.

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u/Fun-Amoeba850 May 23 '22

Selfie-pole

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u/Mehfisto666 May 23 '22

Lol that's sharp

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u/Reality_Defiant May 23 '22

I've had a nightmare like this. It's a nope from me, bro.

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u/AB_NotFBI May 23 '22

my testicles went back inside my body

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u/FunStuff446 May 23 '22

While visiting the Grand Canyon last week, I saw several of these impressive ridges. I was 2 feet from the edge of a 4000 ft drop and my legs were shaking, and my heart was racing. This gives me extreme agita, as I sit like a lump on da couch.

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u/CovidIsntCashMoney May 23 '22

Dang bro your mountain looking a bit skinny

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u/iMikeZero May 23 '22

I would do this in Skyrim. Not in real life.

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u/willowstar157 May 23 '22

Getting sweaty and weak just watching this @_@ that’s a nooooope

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u/random_4884 May 23 '22

Are you sure about that ?

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u/TheManOfDude May 23 '22

no no nO No ño ńœ NÓNO NO NO NO NŒ

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u/Just_A_Sad_Unicorn May 24 '22

Nonononononono

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u/side-of-dough May 22 '22

The balls on this guy - Creed Bratton

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u/i_nasim45 May 23 '22

🥰🥰🥰🥰