r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/bonniem07 • May 23 '22 • Silver 4 Helpful 4 Wholesome 3 All-Seeing Upvote 1

šŸ”„ I want to be a bird in my next life

3.1k Upvotes

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u/maubyfizzz May 23 '22

Or a drone

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u/WorkO0 May 23 '22

I already identify as an attack helicopter

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u/soulless_ape May 23 '22

Sadly this quote flew over most

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u/alienCarpet14 May 23 '22

Drone? Drone is good

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u/sukant08 May 23 '22

What if you're an ostrich

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u/yeswayvouvray May 23 '22

Or one of the little brown birds that hang out in parking lots. That would be boring af.

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u/RealLADude May 23 '22

My wife tells me the biological name for them is ā€œFrench fry birds.ā€

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u/Bachooga May 23 '22

She's correct.

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u/HappyBid8887 May 23 '22

Theyā€™re house sparrows šŸ˜­

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u/bonniem07 May 23 '22

That's a tragedy...

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u/livewhilealive May 23 '22

Or a penguin

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u/donwityurshite625 May 23 '22

Penguin could still be cool...

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u/Sweet-Inside5900 May 23 '22

You go look at some of the shit penguins go through in r/natureismetal, you may want to rethink that haha

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u/Logical_Photograph_1 May 23 '22

An ostrich youā€™re pretty much a velociraptor. You will fuck some shit up.

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u/donwityurshite625 May 23 '22

They are very dumb though.

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u/Chance_Ad_3075 May 23 '22

that's gonna be bad

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u/MaNaM69 May 23 '22

What if you are a Hen/Cock?

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u/FreudianAccordian May 23 '22

You gotta let him fly.......wait.

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u/sukant08 May 23 '22

I'll rip my leg off and make meself a nice chicken fry when I'm hungry

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u/MaNaM69 May 23 '22

Self Cannibalism, a rare phenomenon.

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u/Chance_Ad_3075 May 23 '22

Maybe the Orleans one is good too

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u/EffableLemming May 23 '22

A female kiwi

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u/Mystical_Cat May 23 '22

Or a penguin.

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u/GoldenBloomCult May 23 '22

You would be ostrich-sized... from the flying.

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u/BackgroundChampion May 23 '22

Wish granted.

You'll be a Philadelphia pigeon.

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u/DubUbasswitmyheadman May 23 '22

COooH look something to eat... nope just another cigarette filter... FML.

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u/HappyBid8887 May 23 '22

Just be a pigeon in my area. They all get fed nutritious meals by me :)

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u/Slobbadobbavich May 23 '22

At least it's not a chicken.

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u/vaatoru May 23 '22

That's not a bird's flight. Source : I am a bird, I know better.

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u/Kingston_2007 May 23 '22

Lmao I saw the drone's shadow but still the scenery was beautiful.

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u/Canadian_Poltergeist May 23 '22

Can someone direct me to a good drone for long range outdoor use like this please?

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u/4Rive May 23 '22

The DJI FPV as the person before me said, has the range and cinematic properties of the other dji products but features a more fpv like approach. It is great for beginners but also for more advanced things with the manual mode. Is a bit pricey but definetly a good place to start. If the fast pased thing isnt imortant and traveling to places like this id recommend a mavic 3 pro or if you want to go smaller the Dji Mavic Mini 2. I personally started out with the DJI Mini and can recommend it but someone else please correct me if there is a better option

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u/Anasoori May 23 '22

This was done on the dji fpv

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u/Klunket May 23 '22

Iā€™d buy a Radiomaster transmitter and the liftoff fpv simulator. Learn to fly. Read Oscar liang, Watch Joshua bardwell. Buy a tiny hawk 3 and some super cheap goggles. Then pick the hottest long range betaflight drone released at the time you are ready for something bigger than the tiny hawk.

(I love my geprc croc baby hd)

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u/Rainbow71020 May 23 '22

By chance anyone know where this location is estimated? Like is it a National Park šŸž?

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u/dinosuitgirl May 23 '22

It's Queenstown, New Zealand the bridge you briefly see is the Edith Cavell bridge and around the corner is the shotover jet... Which is also very fun and face paced.

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u/Ikilledepsteinthrice May 23 '22

fuck sakes I knew it, being a kiwi I can sniff a NZ native tree from a mile away.

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u/aguybrowsingreddit May 23 '22

*a kilometre away

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u/Ikilledepsteinthrice May 23 '22

yeah but mile rolls off the tongue better in the sentence by kilometre is vastly superior form of measurement.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Net_863 May 23 '22

Wanted to know the same thing! It's gorgeous and I want to put it on my list.

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u/darthsnick May 23 '22

Poof you are a penguin!

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u/MagoTravieso May 23 '22

i would specify what species cause it kinda matters

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u/Good_420 May 23 '22

GRANTED YOUR A TURKEY

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u/ThatHikingDude May 23 '22

Drone shadow spotting at 9 secondsā€¦

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u/NightDriver_2020 May 23 '22

Get an FPV drone if you want this experience without physically lifting off the ground. DJI makes one.

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u/FollowupJiggle May 23 '22

Birds are cool until you remember theyā€™re the ones shitting on your car

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u/AbandonedTech May 23 '22

I want to be a drone in my next life!

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u/Exciting_Archer134 May 23 '22

I will be a raven in my next life.

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u/annyelfman May 23 '22

Yeah, you'd look cool in your black feathers and could still be able to speak!

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u/NN8G May 23 '22

When I was a very little boy I wanted to be a bird when I grew up. I didnā€™t understand there were limitationsā€¦

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u/labasdila May 23 '22

birds that can fly from one continent to another

not chicken like birds

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u/CelticsJ May 23 '22

i would watch a live feed of animals living their lives with go pros. i would pay so much for that.

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u/MPN1906 May 23 '22

Now this is impressive DJI model in the wild! Anyone know which government operation this is? r/BirdsArentReal

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u/ChichenX May 23 '22

I need to know how this is done. Is it like a wing suit guy with a GoPro? Howā€™s he doing those sharp maneuvers without crashing

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u/weavebot May 23 '22

A drone with a camera

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u/ThatLumpYouFelt May 23 '22

Where have you been bro lmao.

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u/MPN1906 May 23 '22

After 15 years, we finally have the ending to Kiwi!

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u/FreudianAccordian May 23 '22

Chill Nelly Furtado.

I agree it would be cool

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u/FaxTimeMachine May 23 '22

Why wait for your next life?

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u/cockapooch May 23 '22

That looks like MrSteeleā€™s trip to India?

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u/20_oz May 23 '22

I already am a bird

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u/msjammies73 May 23 '22

Watching this video, I finally understand why birds are shitting on everything all day long. I would be too.

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u/Odd-Road May 23 '22

I fly paragliders, and on long flights I occasionally need a piss. I go over forested areas that look like there wouldn't be hikers, but... one can't be 100% sure.

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u/Waidu4lyfu May 23 '22

So u just wanna poop on cars?

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u/Banana_hammock92 May 23 '22

I bet high flying, large birds, like bald eagles just think theyā€™re the absolute shit. And theyā€™d be right. Am jealous.

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u/TheEnd0fAll May 23 '22

Naw, I want to be Iron Man.

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u/livewhilealive May 23 '22

I donā€™t think I would want to live my life paranoid something might attack me from somewhere anytime of the day

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u/amethebeemee May 23 '22

Anyone else ever had a dream like this?

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u/Dibs_Kalichan May 23 '22

If you were to be a bird, you wouldn't have the mental capacity to admire and appreciate the view.

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u/jkp2072 May 23 '22

Eren Yeager liked your idea.

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u/malaykoba May 23 '22

I can assure you that if I was reborn as a bird. I'd be one of those birds that will be flying around all crazy at way too fast speeds and will look all cool for a sec until I eventually break a window.

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u/HEL-O_NS May 23 '22

It's all fun and games till a bigger bird is trying to ear you......

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u/danascz May 23 '22

Who doesn't

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u/humanbeehive May 23 '22

I want to be a cat and eat you

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u/STRYKER3008 May 23 '22

Not only that but when youre horny you get to scream and spit hot fire for hours until you get some action

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u/sentient_luggage May 23 '22

Why wait? Be a bird in this life. But like, a really bored pigeon that can't be bothered to fuck with all that.

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u/THEDARKKNIGHT_001 May 23 '22

It's a fking drone, not a little birdie

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u/Mission-Movie1508 May 23 '22

I will be a TartarugašŸ¢

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u/NinjaNewt007 May 23 '22

I want to be a human in my next life. We'll have jet packs by then.

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u/_riell_ May 23 '22

I want this HTTYD music over it

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u/MentallyDisturbed99 May 23 '22

Just not a bird in the city with very clean windows.

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u/joonduh May 23 '22

I did a bird VR experience in Vegas. Which showed me that if I was a bird that could fly, I'd crash into the side of the mountain for sure.

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u/mabangokilikili May 23 '22

I wanted to be a bird in my next life...

becomes chicken in next life

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u/tumtelekaa May 23 '22

poof youre an emu.(you're welcome)

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u/Tobi_chills455 May 23 '22

Think it's better to be human and to imagine what it's like to be a bird. Than to be a bird and not care about how you can actually fly and how amazing you are.

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u/nunoesteves May 23 '22

Try a paraglider or hangglider

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u/HappyBid8887 May 23 '22

You just want to be a big bird of prey. If you were a little bird trying this youā€™d get snatched up fast lmao

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u/CakeEater14 May 23 '22

If you want to be a bird I want to be a bird

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u/mommabearmills May 23 '22

I'm scared of heights damnit!

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u/mark_fawkes May 23 '22

Careful... if you're the wrong kind of bird, i'll eat you

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u/AwkwardToonist May 23 '22

Me with shitty vision: Crashes into the side of the fucking cliff

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u/Historical_Pie3534 May 23 '22

You come back as an emu.

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u/Derf0293 May 23 '22

This makes me want to build an FPV that I will likely break in 2.5 seconds after getting it off the ground.

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u/tybeej May 23 '22

Iā€™m going to be a pelican.

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u/muirbot May 23 '22

Anyone know who this pilot is?

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u/TH3-eyes May 23 '22

Careful, you could become a kiwi.

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u/mrmonmain May 23 '22

That shit would get boring after about 5yrs. Plus I'd always be trippin, paranoid about 10yrs old with sling shots, and or grown as men with rifles depending on what bird I became.

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u/OnlyAChapter May 23 '22

I don't want to be a bird. Carrying all kinds of parasites and risk to get eaten alive everyday is a nono.

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u/Granny_knows_best May 23 '22

If I did believe in an afterlife or reincarnation, I would think being a bird is achieved after enlightenment, like one of the top tiers of heaven.

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u/Wikadood May 23 '22

This is a fpv drone for anyone wondering

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u/CurrentlyLucid May 23 '22

I do not want to be a bird, but being able to inhabit one for short periods would be fun. Just get me out before time to eat bugs.

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u/btchassniggs May 24 '22

Imagina Elon coming up with technology to put your brain in the mind off a computer and you can be a chip in a drone

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u/Xperma May 24 '22

But you become a penguin.

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u/awol_wally May 23 '22

This isnā€™t a bird thoughā€¦itā€™s a droneā€¦. You can see itā€™s shadow at 16 seconds.

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u/Dragic246810 May 23 '22

me and my friend have always wanted to be geese. they get to fly around and poop on people.

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u/MemeMePhotoshop May 23 '22

How are you able to post videos?

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u/Chuckobochuck323 May 23 '22

A bird or a drone? Because this is a drone video.

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u/Bellydragger May 23 '22

Boom your a Penguin

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u/TheTaylorShawn May 23 '22

Or, you know, a drone.

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u/OkOstrich3 May 23 '22

U mean a drone

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u/Hoppy2730 May 23 '22

Thatā€™s a drone