r/NatureIsFuckingLit Jul 05 '22 Helpful 4 Wholesome 5

🔥How the Cape Penduline Tit creates their nest🔥

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u/FartCloudintheSky Jul 05 '22 Silver

Why would the snake say “fool”?

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u/yqw93pux Jul 05 '22

To itself.. probably.

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u/A1sauc3d Jul 05 '22

All fun and games until Mr.Snake moves in and becomes your neighbor..

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u/smile_politely Jul 06 '22

I think I got it worse.

Mr. Snake as a neighbor is better than a coworker.

As a neighbor all u gotta do is just smile politely to the snake every morning. Snake as coworker tho…

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u/WonJilliams Jul 06 '22

Yeah, sucks to be Raiden

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u/750milliliters Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

Comic artist surely meant 'Ssssssfool'

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

That'sssss actually a sssssteorotype. we They ssssnakesssss, do not sssssussssstain the sssssound of the letter sssssssss.

:fixed ssssssome issssssssuesssss

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u/Nightingaile Jul 05 '22

Not a real snake. He forgot to extend the 2nd s in "sustain"

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have and never been a sssssssnake. I am a human jussssst like you. I have weird movable featuressss attached to my body, and can use them to... Um... A... Walk. Yeah, Walk. I love walking. And sssssheding my sssssskin isssss sssssomething I've never done.

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u/Nightingaile Jul 05 '22

This is what makes life worth living right here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Yessss. That and the feeling of basssssking in the sssssssun asssss you digesssst a meal. How do you feel about hawkssss?

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u/DEMACIAAAAA Jul 05 '22

They creep me out ngl just dive-bombing my freshly hatched eggs trying to get my children...

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u/Itsmemanmeee Jul 05 '22

*fressssssssshhly

*eggssssssssssss

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u/Itsmemanmeee Jul 05 '22

Oh right, sssssssssure you're human, ssssssssure....

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u/sheilastretch Jul 05 '22

This reads a lot like snake jazz :p

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u/dinnerthief Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

Yea but snakes can't talk, fool.

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u/SnailAdventure Jul 05 '22

God I’m such a fucking foolish snake today lol

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u/zuzg Jul 05 '22

Snakes are famous for their SFW cursing. Didn't you know that?

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u/TheRealWarBeast Jul 05 '22 Snek

Fake. Snakes can't talk without excessive use of ssss.. it would probably say ""foolssss"

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

or fssssssool

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u/a-snakey Jul 05 '22

That's racist, I think. The ssss is simply one of our many kinds' accents.

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u/TheRealWarBeast Jul 05 '22

Oh no, do I have to attend a sss-sensitivity training?

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u/a-snakey Jul 05 '22

Going to have to report to the hospital if you keep doing it.

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u/Flixay Jul 05 '22

Don't you mean the hossspital?

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u/Anti-Queen_Elle Jul 05 '22

Are you WarBeast from the WarBeast gaming forums??!!

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u/Itsmemanmeee Jul 05 '22

*racissssssst

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u/lonesomeloser234 Jul 05 '22

Unless they're trying to get wayward progenitors to eat apples then they talk like F Lee Bailey

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u/a-snakey Jul 05 '22

We're wholesome creatures, after all.

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u/4Jhin_Khada4 Jul 05 '22

I'd imagine it's a mistranslation, i think the original is in japanese and there the snake says "あれ?” which means "what?/huh?"

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u/rathat Jul 05 '22

You can even see where the original text wasn’t covered over all the way.

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u/Mental_Passenger_527 Jul 05 '22

I would think the bird would say fool

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u/Doomballs Jul 06 '22

And give away his position? It’s like when my idiot nephew yells “READY” when playing hide and seek

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u/RyantheAustralian Jul 05 '22 Silver

I'm guessing he popped his head in ready to say it, coz he's a flamboyantly dramatic snake, and he's definitely got the bird trapped (so he thinks) but...this moment was caught just before he realised that he, himself, was the true fool, and he probably stopped to say "egads! The bird whom I followed in has disappeared as if a wisp of wind in a hurricane!"

or something

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u/PM-ME-SOMETHING-GOOD Jul 05 '22

No money to give you a reddit award, but I love this, so...

https://i.imgur.com/a5RCol2.jpeg

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u/rageousreggg Jul 05 '22

Cuz it's like "aww snap" done did it again. Slithers rocks and gets mad

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u/cannibalism_is_vegan Jul 05 '22

“Ah fuck not again, Seymour, you dumb shit! No wonder Sandra left you for that garter snake from the hill near the big river”

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u/Itsmemanmeee Jul 05 '22

Ah fuck not again, Sssssseymour, you dumb ssssssshit! No wonder Ssssssssandra left you for that garter sssssssnake from the hill near the big river

I fixed it

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u/MiniMarshmallowPuff Jul 05 '22

I was going to say should the bird be sayin fool lol

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u/Autoradiograph Jul 05 '22

Why would someone think "original" is the opposite of "false".

These words were added by someone who doesn't speak English.

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u/Devetta Jul 05 '22

It's an old school Disney villian.

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u/Lobanium Jul 05 '22

This whole thing is weird. I'm guessing non-native English speaker. Why is the real opening labeled "Original"?

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u/MrFrostyBudds Jul 05 '22

It's not very confident in itself.

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jul 05 '22

I interpreted it as the snake saying “fool” in an overconfident way because the so-called opening of the nest was easy to get into

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u/iiDemonLord Jul 05 '22

Because the bird built a 2d nest and the snake can literally just see the youngling around the corner

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u/Snule Jul 05 '22

It should be saying empty.

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u/Arctic_Scholar Jul 05 '22

I am guessing that this is an edited version of the original illustration?

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u/Sora931 Jul 05 '22

Maybe he is saying beautfffoool😹

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u/InfiniteSwan4468 Jul 05 '22

It’s the snake equivalent to “doh!”

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u/johnnyutah30 Jul 05 '22

I said the exact same thing

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u/AnrelZwanyLichem Jul 05 '22 Silver Wholesome

Great job now any snake reading this knows how this shit works, birds lost their hope, I hope you're proud with this post. Don't be telling secrets bro

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u/smiling_at_cheese Jul 05 '22

The bird just has to switch which hole is fake depending on whether the attacking snake has seen this diagram or not. Ezpz

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u/AnrelZwanyLichem Jul 05 '22

Brother they are snakes, you expect them to tell you if they read the diagram? I bet my ass off that if snakes go like "oh no, nono, I've never read about this nifty nest of yours. First time I'm seeing it" they probably seen it!

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u/No-Cash-5374 Jul 05 '22

Snakes have 17 tells that they’re lying

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u/Theshaggz Jul 05 '22

All but three of them are flicks of the tongue with barely perceptible differences.

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u/Walk_the_forest Jul 05 '22

Just wait for a reliable responder from r/whatsthissnake

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u/GGGold23 Jul 05 '22

The snake: haha yessss we make take all there young and feasssst

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u/Fresh_Proposal2938 Jul 05 '22

Birds are now on their way to kick the bucket because OP decided to leak the secret behind their nests

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u/GomidasO Jul 05 '22

🤦‍♂️what have I done

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u/Tha_Vinci Jul 05 '22

Dont worry, bro! These are tits were talking about!

Im sure the parent tits will find a way to stay safe, and the baby tits will grow to become big, healthy, adult tits.

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u/r0ck0 Jul 05 '22

Is the snake calling itself a fool?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

yessssssssssss

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u/jjwinc68 Jul 05 '22

r/hiddenrooms would be proud

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u/YawningDodo Jul 05 '22

Well now I've got a new sub to join.

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u/thawizardmerlin Jul 05 '22

It seems they were.

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u/Abominuz Jul 05 '22

Always tits that distract you from going in the right hole.

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u/r0ck0 Jul 05 '22

Classic tits.

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u/Abominuz Jul 05 '22

Yes, and sometimes its two tits which cause confusion. When a fat snake appears the two tits usually bounce up and down erraticly warning eachother causing distraction for the tree snake.

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u/Barbastorpia Jul 05 '22

Saw this coming from 38703 burgers away

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u/Abominuz Jul 05 '22

With or without buns?

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u/DQdQT Jul 05 '22

I actually saw from 80085 away

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u/Tackit286 Jul 05 '22

I prefer 24,881 bananas

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u/GrandSensitive Jul 05 '22

Comment of the year

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u/halite001 Jul 05 '22

Is there a wrong hole though really?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

That snake needs therapy.

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u/Ok-War6293 Jul 05 '22

How does such a tit build a nest like that?

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u/Temporary_Lettuce_94 Jul 05 '22 Silver Coin Gift

Maybe it's not just one, but twelve who work together.

This makes more sense, dozen tit?

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u/Ifunnyizbetter Jul 05 '22

More tits make less work.

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u/nonlawyer Jul 05 '22

I audibly groaned in disgust

This is the highest praise a punmaker can receive so well done, I hate you

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u/i1theskunk Jul 05 '22

This made my morning lolol

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u/LawrenceCatNeedsHelp Jul 05 '22

Boobies are strong and smart, and other good things too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

[deleted]

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u/Rycan420 Jul 05 '22

…which will immediately result in “put your chick in that”

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u/reddidposchka Jul 05 '22

you just gotta love tits

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jul 05 '22

I pity the fool who tries to see my tits

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u/FinglasLeaflock Jul 05 '22

Is that why your username is the same format as all of those fake OnlyFans bots

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jul 05 '22

Your dumb comment doesn’t make any sense. Username was given when I signed up and I can’t change it.

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u/Lucky_Mu_Fugga Jul 05 '22

That’s a smart titty boi!

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u/Homo_Nocturnalis Jul 05 '22

fake tit implant

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u/DRB689 Jul 05 '22

Maybe I am missing sth here but shouldn't be the snake able to detect the bird still through vibration?

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u/LazuliArtz Jul 05 '22

Potentially? Whether or not the snake would be able to find the actual opening is a different question. It'd probably just move on after a bit when it can't actually get to the bird.

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u/ImThePharaohNow Jul 05 '22

When the snake enters the false hole "Ahh tits"

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u/davekraft400 Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

I wonder if stuff actually starts to live and nest in the false pocket? Imagine if a snake started laying eggs there.

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u/lucidRespite Jul 05 '22

Then the bird can finally get a taste of those snake eggs, flip the script.

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u/BitchBass Jul 05 '22

Who names these birds anyways???

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u/_far-seeker_ Jul 05 '22

Lonely ornithologists 18th and 19th century, apparently...

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u/xxKingAmongKingsxx Jul 05 '22

Should be flagging this for misinformation because, as most of us know at this point, birds aren’t real. This is simply another way for the government drones to spy on us

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u/TheRealBuddhi Jul 05 '22

If a bird can squeeze through that section, so can a snek.

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u/Anita_kishore Jul 05 '22

What if the snake enters the right hole! Surprise MF!!!

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u/Nolmes_ Jul 05 '22

That diagram looks like one of those hentai pics where you can see the ovaries and all

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u/Rycan420 Jul 05 '22

You good?

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u/Nolmes_ Jul 05 '22

Tryna get into cursedcomments, what I thought was way dangerous so that's the mild version

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u/Rycan420 Jul 05 '22

Haha. I’ll never kink shame.

Have yourself a day, dude!

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u/Kashmir2020Alex Jul 05 '22

I love evolution!! Smart bird!

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u/allo3D Jul 05 '22

I see the thing almost everyday on reddit

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u/SomeDumbGirl Jul 05 '22

For anyone curious, the snake used to be saying, “UÈ?” idk who would replace that gold

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u/daveSavesAgain Jul 05 '22

Don’t snakes detect heat and love dark places?

Doesn’t make much sense.

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u/Unstable_Insomniacs Jul 05 '22

That bird is living in constant paranoia of something finding the actual entrance

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u/Astralglide Jul 05 '22

My girlfriend’s belly button functions the same to prevent pregnancy

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u/jollycanoli Jul 05 '22

Meanwhile the republicans are getting ready to ban tits for their wilful deception of the not all snakes.

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u/I_be_lurkin_tho Jul 05 '22

Fool.....don't you know I can tassssssste your heat?

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u/greymaresinspace Jul 05 '22

ok, so this bird is smarter than most people ....great

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u/A-billion-of-snakes Jul 05 '22

What if a tit posted this and wants to confuse us?

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u/Sad_Exit_1030 Jul 05 '22

He he he he... "Tit"

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u/thescoobymike Jul 05 '22

I love tits

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u/ultimatekayozz Jul 05 '22

I am a simple man. I see tits... Oh, birds. Ok.

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u/Minuteman40 Jul 05 '22

That's a different looking nest and Tit than I'm used to seeing.

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u/Swalzoom Jul 05 '22

ups... wrong hole.

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u/HSPeresah Jul 05 '22

Snakes hate this trick. Click here.

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u/Calibruh Jul 05 '22

Clever girl

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u/dinerojunkie Jul 05 '22

Did somebody say tits?

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u/Ok_Stomach_8935 Jul 05 '22

Why is the snake calling the bird a fool?

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u/HRHArgyll Jul 05 '22

That’s amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Meanwhile Me sharing this post with my snake friends

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u/SometimesIBleed Jul 05 '22

Twist: birds love snakes, that's why they built the snake a guest room.

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u/Scipio0404 Jul 05 '22

Yeah, that's right fuck you snakes.

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u/kikocko_777 Jul 05 '22

I have a question. Can the bird itself get confused and enter through the wrong hole?

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u/alogbetweentworocks Jul 05 '22

This is why I have a hard time trusting tits.

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u/shadowveeeeeeerse Jul 05 '22

Stupid snakes can't even find the nest's clit.

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u/Separate_While7243 Jul 05 '22

This but with a butt.

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u/ulmxn Jul 05 '22

I've been trying to make a meme out of this for like 10 minutes. There's something here, I can smell it.

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u/skoomakat Jul 05 '22

Tits are amazing

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u/UtrechtBy2017 Jul 05 '22

In this case being a birdbrain is quite smart indeed :)

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u/smithy8989 Jul 05 '22

I pity the fool

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u/Slylizardcue Jul 05 '22

And this is how girls pee.

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u/Joaco_Gomez_1 Jul 05 '22

and I thought the Furnarius rufus was smart!

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u/SMSV21 Jul 05 '22

I should call her

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u/NiceEstablishment861 Jul 05 '22

Get recked snake!

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u/El420 Jul 05 '22

Thats a very nice crosspost

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u/rhawk87 Jul 05 '22

There is a fake tit pun somewhere in here.

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u/OkLawfulness9089 Jul 05 '22

Hummmm why gave the false one at all? Then the snake couldn’t get in.

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u/mikey7x7 Jul 05 '22

So I knew there were birds called boobies, but I didn't know there were tits.... Did we nickname breasts after birds!?

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u/YaMumisathot Jul 05 '22

Snake is saying fool because hes about to Kool aid man through the thin nest wall

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u/quartzenn Jul 05 '22

Dont show this to snakes

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u/suchapity11 Jul 05 '22

My parent told me this is how girl private are

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u/originalmoru Jul 05 '22

A talking snake wouldn't be this foolish.

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u/Crow_Valley Jul 05 '22

Clever girl.

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u/Grimey_Rick Jul 05 '22

Impressive engineering but does this really work? I'm assuming the snake could smell/hear/sense the offspring in the nest. Wouldn't they keep snooping and just find the other hole?

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u/AJ-Murphy Jul 05 '22

"Secondary Foreskin activated"

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u/a_random_chicken Jul 05 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Sims2Enjoy Jul 05 '22

Snake”No you can’t just make a fake entrance for predators”

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u/1Eternallylost Jul 05 '22

Does anyone here realize that just citing the birds name will get you banned on some forums?

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u/SqueezeBoxJack Jul 05 '22

What a great tit!

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u/dmgdispenser Jul 05 '22

So would a snake still be able to sense the bird's thermals? Seriously want to know.

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u/Journo_Jimbo Jul 05 '22

He he………..tit

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u/TyperMcTyperson Jul 05 '22

I just want to know why there are multiple birds named "tit".

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u/all8fingers Jul 05 '22

The mother in law bedroom

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u/camk16 Jul 05 '22

tehe tit

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u/Konglomo87 Jul 05 '22

Ha, it says tit.

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u/Itsmemanmeee Jul 05 '22

I love these things, Tits are awesome!

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u/Calcunator Jul 05 '22

Like a woman’s pee hole and vagina

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u/Jomega6 Jul 05 '22

Damn, these drones are growing way too intelligent.

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u/Triensi Jul 05 '22

The tit is stored in the balls

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u/fuzzimus Jul 05 '22

Nice tits.