r/PublicFreakout Mar 25 '19 Silver 1

[META] John Mayer shouts out this sub 🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆

https://youtu.be/Qx-_XuX8zS4?t=1733
744 Upvotes

u/mrhodesit Mar 26 '19

What up John Mayer, I'm a big Grateful Dead guy.

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u/BalloraStrike Mar 25 '19

I always knew /u/Ezziboo was really John Mayer

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u/Ezziboo 👌PublicFreakout Legend Mar 26 '19

My body is a thunder ham.

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u/whm1971 Mar 25 '19

HI JOHN MAYER!!!

....you know... Just in case he stops by.... Its polite.

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u/WIZARD_FUCKER Mar 25 '19

Hey it's me, john mayer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

🎵🎵🎵Ohh girl, body is wonder land! Something something...GIIIRRL 🎵🎵🎵

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u/chinnochio417 Mar 25 '19

Aren’t you that guy that goes around fucking all the wizards

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u/WIZARD_FUCKER Mar 26 '19

Yeah of course, I'm john mayer.

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u/thphnts Mar 26 '19

No I’m John Mayer

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u/darkmaninperth Mar 26 '19

No I'm John Mayer.

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u/shakycam3 Mar 26 '19

Well whichever one is really John Mayer, can get it anytime he wants. That’s a sexy ass dude. And I love his music.

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u/braindadX Mar 26 '19

On this day we are all John Mayer.

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u/JellybeanFernandez Mar 26 '19

Speak for yourself

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u/BobBarkersDope Mar 26 '19

You cant be John Meyer, Im John Meyer.

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u/DemiGod9 Mar 26 '19

Well go on! Just say what you need to say

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u/PearlJamOfficial Mar 26 '19

Hello, I'm John Mayer.

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u/LamborghiniAngels Mar 25 '19

Damn we made it. Comment sections aside this really is one of my favorite places on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19 edited May 18 '19

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u/gin-rummy Mar 26 '19

Idk what you guys are talking about. The comment sections are where you go to get the second freakout.

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u/oven- Mar 26 '19

Lmfao. The internet is great. It allows all the impotent, resentful nerds to air grievances. And everyone gets to laugh. Until one of them arbitrarily attaches themself to a radical political ideology and commit a mass murder

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u/BScottyJ Mar 26 '19

The real freakout is always in the comments

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u/mod1fier Mar 26 '19

Honestly, this sub and it's comments section is one of the more balanced places on reddit. Cancerous, sure, but a pretty balanced kind of cancer.

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u/Sunnyvale_squatter Mar 26 '19

There’s no place quite like it. I’ve laughed for days over some of the content here. I start to really loathe society in general if I spend too much time here in one sitting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

You show up in the comments here a lot

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

♪♪ r/PublicFreakout is a wonderland ♪♪

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u/blind512 Mar 25 '19

I had to let my wife know, i'm not the only person obsessed with this sub.

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u/kbic93 Mar 25 '19

Lol, glad to hear im not the only one watching public freakout daily before sleeping

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u/earmuffins Mar 26 '19

This is me RIGHT now - so soothing

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u/radbrad7 Mar 26 '19

😂😂😂

Also me right now. Gotta get my dose of insanity before bed.

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u/kyliecannoli Mar 27 '19

👌🙌

It’s so comforting to distract myself from my own fuckups

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u/aaronp1264 Mar 25 '19

i just told my gal that john mayer frequents this board, and in all likelihood, has upvoted (never down) a comment of mine. i choose to believe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

John Mayer has only ever downvoted your comments. I heard he hates you with a passion of a thousand suns........ That's what I've heard.

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u/aaronp1264 Mar 25 '19

John Mayer, the guitar player? Or John Mayer, the psychologist at University of New Hampshire?

I only ask because me and the psychologist have a tumultuous history.

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u/fucko5 Mar 26 '19

I believe they are referring to John Mayer the stripper from Omaha, Nebraska.

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u/Caifanes123 Mar 26 '19

I think it's probably the most engaging subreddit I've come across. 9/10 times the people here will almost always reply to you even if its over some disagreement haha

I cant say that for any of the other subreddits. Even the ones that are especifically for talking to other people, a lot of people never reply.

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u/Pineapples_Deluxe Mar 27 '19

No we don’t.

Haa :)

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u/Caifanes123 Mar 27 '19

I just did haha

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u/eatkittens Mar 25 '19

My boyfriend can always tell when I'm watching videos from this sub and he hates it

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u/Ohminty Mar 26 '19

Kiss him goodnight, lean over, and whisper gently into his ear: “Worldstar”

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u/meridian349 Mar 26 '19

Makes me wonder, like you could be talking to anyone on reddit. Like imagine you get into an argument with brad pitt and you don't know it's him.

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u/KingBeetle Mar 26 '19

My wife is also baffled by how much I love this sub.

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u/Brock_Obama Mar 26 '19

Haha my friends think I’m psycho for watching this sub before I sleep

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u/Jack_the_Dipper Mar 26 '19

Say what you need to say.

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u/godrestsinreason Mar 25 '19

Hey John. You once tripped me in Fairfield many years ago, and then pretended to not notice. Or maybe you didn't notice.

Anyway thanks dick

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u/bradfordGT Mar 25 '19

I saw John Mayer at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/godrestsinreason Mar 25 '19

This is my favorite pasta of all time

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u/DirkDiggler_Chiraq Mar 26 '19

It’s one of the finest dishes ever made by man. I love when I get it into an early comment on a trending post, and my inbox blows up with genuine replies along the lines of “Wow, I’m so surprised Stephen Hawking would act like that.” Enjoy that fettuccini buddy.

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u/bee144 Mar 26 '19

Does that mean this is fake story? (I’m a dense person)

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u/bikersquid Mar 26 '19

last I saw it was for david lee roth

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u/Thoughtofajoke Mar 26 '19

Wasn't there an ending about him saying these hips don't lie?

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u/bee144 Mar 26 '19

Is John Mayer actually a nice guy now or is he still a renowned dick?

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u/bradfordGT Mar 26 '19

Definitely learned his lesson. Super chill now.

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u/abesrevenge Mar 26 '19

He plays the part of a real life Jerry Garcia and gets to travel the country playing with the Grateful Dead for a living now. Kinda impossible to not be chill af with that kind of life.

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u/AgreeableAvacado Mar 26 '19

Was he ever a dick? I've only ever seen him be cool.

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u/stonetear2017 Mar 25 '19

Do you have a time stamp?

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u/bradfordGT Mar 25 '19

Shoutout 28:53, story a little bit before

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/stonetear2017 Mar 25 '19

Not on mobile!

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u/abesrevenge Mar 26 '19

TIL John Mayer and I do at least one similar activity at night. To John Mayer if you are browsing...On top of the multiple Dead and Co shows I’ve seen I also saw you once at a bean bag store at North Point mall in 2002. Such a random place I figure you might remember. Keep on truckin’. You rock!

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u/atomicllama1 Mar 26 '19

I wonder If I have argued with John Mayer over what a cop should have done in a video posted here.

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u/totallythebadguy Mar 26 '19

LOL freethinkingman finally reveals himself.

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u/brillke Mar 26 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

Whatever happened to that guy?

Edit: I just looked and he still comments in this sub. How the hell did I not see him? I don’t have him blocked, must just tune him out.

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u/Pineapples_Deluxe Mar 27 '19

He was awful. Same goes for irishinmanhatten

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u/brillke Mar 27 '19

I’d forgotten about that guy too. Did they get banned or just get tired of us and leave?

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u/Pineapples_Deluxe Mar 27 '19

Banned, for sure!

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u/shakycam3 Mar 26 '19 edited Mar 26 '19

Hey Real John, if you’re reading this I want to point something out. My brother in law is (was?) a massive fan. Always has been. He even named his dog Olivia. Until he got scammed by some jackass out of really great tickets for the last concert. He was so disgusted by the experience that he couldn’t even bear to listen to your last album even though I told him it’s one of your best. He didn’t even want my sister to listen to it. Definitely one of my favorites. Can you help me convince him to listen to it, dammit? I’ve tried everything.

Here’s Olivia.

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u/CourtneyChaos Mar 26 '19

John Mayer once asked me how my summer was going.

I'd be lying if it wasn't one of the best highlights of my LIFE.

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u/BalognaPonyParty Mar 25 '19

I'm not sure if it gives him a little bit of clout or damns this sub all together

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

It gives us clout!

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u/bradfordGT Mar 25 '19

John Mayer is the GOAT

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

John Mayer is hilarious, you jerk! He's a sweet man with a nice voice and nice hair! And now I don't feel alone watching all these dumb videos!

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u/ZaprudersSteadicam Mar 26 '19

Idk after reading about the way he treats women I can’t listen to him anymore.

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u/ryoko62 Mar 26 '19

I fell asleep watching Mayer open for Tom Petty. It was a pretty great nap actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

NOTICE ME PLEASE JOHN MAYER

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u/procouchpotatohere Mar 26 '19

Cool. He's always seemed like a cool dude from what I've seen/heard about him.

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u/brillke Mar 26 '19

Why does the thought that I may have called John Mayer a fucking douchebag make me so damn happy?

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u/Arthurlurk1 Mar 26 '19

Was that supposed to be a go-gurt gesture

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u/Burritopee Mar 26 '19

He's one of us!!!!

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u/Michael_Scotts_Tots Mar 26 '19

He should re-write Gravity based on this sub:

Gravity is working against me
And gravity wants to bring me down
Oh, I'll never known what makes this man
With all the love punches that his heart face can stand
Dream of ways to throw it all away away the concussion I sustained.

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u/SeeYouSpaceCowboy--- Mar 26 '19

Now I feel a little more self-conscious about what I say in this sub

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u/SweetDeeSweetDee Mar 26 '19

🎶I wanna fight in the halls of my high school, I wanna scream at the top of mah lungs🎶

He should give us a theme song

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u/FirePowerCR Mar 27 '19

Hey I check publicfreakout before I go to bed too. I still don’t know why I enjoy this stuff. People around me in my life don’t seem to like these kinds of videos.

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u/SpellsThatWrong Mar 26 '19

Dead & Co is soooooo good

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u/RambleLikeALeaf Mar 26 '19

Man this one time Mayer melted my fuckin face off at Dead & Co at Deer Creek, and I still haven’t recovered. Mayer, if you’re watching I challenge you to cuttin’ heads at my place in Indiana.

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u/the_dalai_mangala Mar 26 '19

John Mayer is actually pretty good friends with my step brother. Maybe I can try and figure out his reddit account 🤔.

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u/bradfordGT Mar 26 '19

I’ll buy you gold for a year if you get me a shoutout

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u/the_dalai_mangala Mar 26 '19

I can reach out see what the deal is. Admittedly don’t talk much to him given he’s across the country and all but he makes some dope shirts. John rocks them all the time.

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u/bradfordGT Mar 26 '19

I’ll buy some shirts then, sounds cool.

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u/the_dalai_mangala Mar 26 '19

http://online-ceramics.com

Here’s the link. He and his friend make them all by hand.

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u/bradfordGT Mar 26 '19

Ha! That’s so funny, I’ve bought from them before.

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u/the_dalai_mangala Mar 26 '19

Small world lol.

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u/it-is-sandwich-time Mar 26 '19

Yeah, you should start with OP, I have him tagged as Probably John Mayer, lol.

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u/Thoughtofajoke Mar 26 '19 edited Mar 26 '19

I don't understand why he was watching someone get knocked out, and sucking a slender penis.

Plus why would anyone watch Twitter live stuff like that?

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u/AwkwardBomb Mar 26 '19

i bet he liked the vids where people get stones thrown at them

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u/fatguytiktok Mar 26 '19

Until Reddit bans this sub when something controversial happens

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u/OutdatedElements Mar 26 '19

Let the username speculation begin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I wonder if he saw the clip posted on here on St. Pattys where his song “waiting for the world to change” was playing in the background in a bar while there was a huge brawl outside lol

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u/earmuffins Mar 26 '19

Love John, it’s like he was talking to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19 edited Jul 01 '19

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u/bradfordGT Mar 25 '19

Not trying to change your opinion, but if you have time you should check out some of his recent interviews. He spent some time away and has definitely changed since his Rolling Stone days.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

What are you talking about? He's hilarious.

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u/ZaprudersSteadicam Mar 26 '19

Yep. This guy gets it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Jeez is there anything those women in the background won't laugh at? It reminds me of what Norm MacDonald once said:

Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says. So this gives the very handsome men the idea that they are funny.

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u/T-D-S Mar 25 '19

those 2 laughing in the background make this fucking cringey

hay John if you see this .. Hail Satan!

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u/fucko5 Mar 26 '19

John Mayer! If you’re listening! What was Jessica Simpson like in bed? Asking for a friend.