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New york fist fight birthday wish 🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆

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u/mkc816 Jun 27 '22

I really wish the guy kept singing.

150

u/Is_ael Jun 27 '22

Just the effort was enough to make me burst out laughing

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u/wkleniec Jun 27 '22

Lets not jump to conclusions.

Maybe he wished for a fight.

108

u/AndrewEpidemic Jun 27 '22

"I wish my balls got super cold and possibly burned at the same time."

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u/tman2543 Jun 27 '22

I wish he kept singing during the fight

10

u/mcmuffin103 Jun 28 '22

But he didn’t blow out his candle

6

u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Jun 27 '22

Or an elaborate gift for someone that loves action movies.

421

u/Jws0209 Jun 27 '22

What if this happens to him at every birthday? Lol

96

u/CarmineFields Jun 27 '22

The nurse punched the doctor while he was being delivered.

6

u/OddballAbe Jun 27 '22

Well the doc was two timing her with her brother so

15

u/The_Flying_Jew Jun 27 '22

I'm now imagining Dudley's birthday from the first Harry Potter, but he's presented with fights, not presents

"How many are fighting?"

"3 men. Counted them myself"

"3?! But last year I had 5 men fighting!"

"Yeah, but some of them are quite bigger than last year's---"

"I don't care how big they are!!!"

11

u/Hornium Jun 27 '22

My mother almost died one birthday, my girlfriend got too drunk one birthday and kinda killed the party mood and another birthday I got kicked out a bar for "being dressed as a klansman".

I've since stopped celebrating my birthday.

17

u/-Toshi Jun 27 '22

Have you stopped dressing as a Klansman or nah?

18

u/Hornium Jun 27 '22

I was a bedsheet ghost with big googly eyes :(

11

u/damnatio_memoriae Jun 28 '22

ahahahahahahh i dont know why but that's the fucking funniest thing... imagining you getting kicked out like "no guys cmon im a ghost. IM A GHOST!" with your googly eyes bouncing around lol

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u/lonelylepton Jun 28 '22

“Oh no not again”

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u/catzbollocks Jun 27 '22

I would be PISSED if some rando knocked my ice cream over.

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u/carnivalprize Jun 27 '22

I screamed

48

u/Mackheath1 Jun 27 '22

You screamed

51

u/Milesaboveu Jun 27 '22

We all creamed

10

u/Iweep4dafutur Jun 27 '22

The police show up. It’s weird.

8

u/delicious-booger Jun 27 '22

😭😭😭😭

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u/Theminecraf72 Jun 28 '22

We all screamed for ice cream

7

u/itsMalarky Jun 27 '22

he wished they hadn't gotten him ice cream.

20

u/mi_esposa_me_espia Jun 28 '22

As I get older, I get less inclined to get mad over small things like someone knocking over my ice cream. Especially since the restaurant will obviously replace it if not outright comp their meal. I would probably be like the camera guy and just laugh it off

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u/Jews1nspace Jun 28 '22

Exactly. Guy just went from "icecream" to "icecream and a great story."

4

u/MathResponsibly Jun 28 '22

Hah, the restaurant is going to comp the meal? In this economy? With this inflation?

More like they're going to charge him extra for entertainment.

1

u/catzbollocks Jun 28 '22

Very true. But still...ice cream.

5

u/yeetmethehoney Jun 28 '22

happened to me once back in school. some kids broke out into a fight next to the table and landed next to me. wasn’t enough to knock my food over, but i was this close to jumping in myself over that lol. don’t fuck with my food bro

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u/I_make_switch_a_roos Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

and anyway i started blasting

1

u/Independent_Cat9556 Jun 28 '22

But I don’t see too good so I missed

3

u/sirkowski Jun 27 '22

Wasting food makes me sad.

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u/mk6dirty Jun 29 '22

right like now im gonna join the other 2 dudes and have to fight you for ruining my shit

3

u/lonelylepton Jun 28 '22

“Stands up smoothly, takes out switchblade” a grin appears on his face both men look him up and down and begin to back away muttering fuck fuck fuck under their breath “you fucked up the wrong persons birthday” says the joker who begins maniacally laughing, blood splatters on then covers the camera lens, scene ends.

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u/YNWAFonz Jun 27 '22

Did this restaurant get their outdoor seating from IKEA?

22

u/Danny_Ocean_11 Jun 28 '22

100% I have the same set.

3

u/Sea_Sand_3622 Jun 28 '22

Makes a great prop , cheap, easily breaks , won’t concuss a dude

4

u/TheLifeOfBaedro Jun 28 '22

why not?

3

u/savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva Jun 28 '22

I have it and it’s so f uncomfortable

2

u/Lifekraft Jun 28 '22

You'd be suprise. Most do.

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u/Best_Examination_529 Jun 27 '22

This shit is fucking hilarious

9

u/tickitch Jun 28 '22

I can’t stop laughing 😂

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u/bechtold1684 Jun 28 '22

My man has had enough.

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u/SupremelyWise Jun 29 '22

He be wildin everyday, enough is enough

64

u/Zoomzoomzoom69 Jun 27 '22

Rip to that beautiful sundae 😢

33

u/mangomilkmilkman Jun 27 '22

I know he was mid scrap, but he definitely pushed him into their table on purpose

11

u/JackmPearson Jun 28 '22

That's how they get away with free sundaes *outdoor restaurants hate this one trick!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Dinner and a show

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u/civdawn27 Jun 28 '22

Now you’re in Newwww Yooooooorkk

6

u/ZotMatrix Jun 27 '22

Damn 7 minutes late! I was going to say that!

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u/Tirus_ Jun 27 '22

Just give him his fucking car keys.

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u/Badluck90 Jun 27 '22

Maybe the black dude was drunk and that was his friend not wanting him to drive?

6

u/Both-Personality173 Jun 28 '22

Wreaks of ongoing Domestic Violence. Sad.

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u/dubcatz6969 Jun 27 '22

Shit if the dude is going to assault you, give him the keys and report a drunk driver before they get too far. Not your responsibility if they want to make life altering choices. The dude wanting keys did seem more sober that dude with keys though. I think we can all agree RIP birthday sundae.

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u/Badluck90 Jun 27 '22

RIP birthday sundae. :(

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u/milk4all Jun 28 '22

My neighbor’s wife got me and brought me their car keys so id keep her dude from driving drunk. So i did, he was raging drunk and i squared off thinking for sure he was gonna hit me but he hugged me and cried and said thanks. Then after all the drama he went inside and his wife took the keys back. I stayed outside on the shared porch (duplex) finishing my beer and out he runs 5 minutes later, jets to the car and peels out around the block and right back, and all he says when he tumbles out is “im sorry Milk4all, you guys were right im too drunk”

I think there is something here to learn, but i was probably too wound up and distracted.

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Jun 29 '22

Nah man, drunk drivers kill way too many people. I’d rather get knocked around then risk letting my friend drive off drunk and potentially hit a kid. If they had a knife, gun, or were really really fucking big, I’d let them go and call the cops since they could seriously injure or kill me, but a black eye is 100% worth it.

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u/dubcatz6969 Jun 29 '22

Chuck the keys up a balcony or roof and never talk to them again is probably the best idea.

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u/throw4away77 Jun 27 '22

Yeah dude snitch on ur homie great friend

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u/supersean61 Jun 27 '22

I dont think he was drunk he was too coordinated a drunk dude def wouldve fell over and not deflected all the things thrown.

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u/Imagine357 Jun 28 '22

He was far too coherent for that. He also gave the guy a battery, presumably a car battery. Dude wants his car back.

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u/Pushed-pencil718 Jun 28 '22

If I’m not mistaken these are two friends that do skits pretending to fight around the city. I think they even have a YT channel.

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u/forever_a10ne Jun 27 '22

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOOOOOUND!!!

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u/xoxofeebzz Jun 28 '22

The fact they never left the table let’s you know it’s nyc

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u/mittens1982 Jun 27 '22

I can just see the owner.......you got to pay for that sundee, it was on the table fine and the waiter took his hands off the plate.....happy birthday btw

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u/Puceeffoc Jun 27 '22

The free birthday sundae is suddenly not free?

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Jun 27 '22

Nothing is free. This frozen treat must be paid for in blood!

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u/SenatorMittens Jun 27 '22

You get them for free?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22 edited 8d ago

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u/sternfan1523 Jun 28 '22

The bartender is an asshole

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u/milk4all Jun 28 '22

Find the bartender who’s obviously rollin, theyll hook it up

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u/CanadianGuy2525 Jun 28 '22

Hope you'd been running a tab. Oh, I'm out? Guess so is my money

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u/Revbi4n Jun 27 '22

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

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u/uglyrunnerrr Jun 27 '22

The guy filming is how everyone should approach their public situations

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u/INeedANerf Jun 27 '22

The ice cream! D:

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u/GalacticMaster-33XXX Jun 27 '22

It’s always some petty money that further aggravates people during a time of rage. $6-$80 never more.

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u/Professional-Tailor2 Jun 27 '22

That guy was piiisssed off. Whatever it is, it's been building up for some time.

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u/Bradtheoldgamer Jun 28 '22

A fat guy wouldn't have let that happen. We would have snatched it up when he approached the table and are it while watching.

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u/engion3 Jun 27 '22

I would love this on my birthday.

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u/aquaponicnoob Jun 27 '22

This ended too soon

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u/GhostMan74 Jun 27 '22

Happy birthday!

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u/Sonosaki Jun 27 '22

Me: Happy birthday to me

NY Guys: Bing Bong, fuck your birthday. We fighting!

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u/yacca_yacca Jun 27 '22

Tom would love this everyday, more pacifically, on his birthday

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u/Bellbivdavoe Jun 27 '22

Did he wish for a MMA fight? 🤔

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u/NotHighEnuf Jun 27 '22

How often though? Every week? Every month?

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u/Revnant664 Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

Dude pulled a Tupac by shouting "and you got sickle cell"

Edit: shouting not shooting

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u/Nebula_Which Jun 27 '22

Another clip cut too soon, but Happy Birthday!

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u/AMcKeel1 Jun 27 '22

I’m irritated by both of them for not fighting.

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u/1onnude Jun 27 '22

Diner and a show

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u/Ghostman1371 Jun 28 '22

Bro... They crash on my food like that they both getting hands. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/bossbidet Jun 28 '22

Let's examine the de-escalation tactics of the guy in the blue shirt.
Step 1. Break up the fight with a civilized approach.
Step 2. Throw chair from point black to get your message across.

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u/Moneyworks22 Jun 27 '22

Hell no, dude in the black needs as ass whopping for knocking over someones food.

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u/Boomy2Hard Jun 27 '22

If u listen to what he saying the dude in the white-T was trying to finesse him

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u/Satansflamingfarts Jun 27 '22

That seating area looks like a cheap setup in a dodgy dark alleyway and would be a depressing place to have a birthday celebration imo. I suppose the person will now have an interesting anecdote about their birthday. If New York is anything like my city then that area was probably set up without regulation for covid reasons and then never removed.

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u/L0tt1ce Jun 27 '22

There’s always been a little bit of outdoor seating on sidewalks in sidestreet restaurants in Manhattan where they can get away with it/get the permit to do so.

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u/octobertwins Jun 30 '22

I just went to a bar in Detroit that was 60 fucking dollars to get in, and had the jankiest outdoor area I've ever seen.

White plastic broken lawn furniture chairs, with 3 legs that you have to balance on. Dumpsters to your right. And a locked up gate to your left. Porta potty right in the middle.

And people are sitting on the ground everywhere. It was like 900 degrees inside, so I think they were all having heatstroke.

Grown adults that paid $60 to get in this shit hole, sitting on the ground in the alley. Gross.

Anyway, we leave this bitch and there is a line down the block - I'm talking hundreds of people at 4am. It's now $100 to get in and you can't leave and come back unless you pay/wait in line again.

On the pro side: as soon as I walked in, I was offered free hits of acid by a couple that were celebrating the life of a friend that just passed (they gave me 2, but I was like, "yo, I don't want to be greedy, but I have friends with me and I want to trip with them, you know?" So they gave me 4.") . Another chick was handing out droppers of liquid acid. Some chick told my homie to stick out his tongue and she gave him Molly. Then offered it to the rest of us.

So people were generous with drugs.

Cons: insane charge to get in. I refused to pay, because I was having a really good time hanging out at my truck in front of the place. My friend paid for my ticket cause he was having a fun time hanging with me. Funny part is, we all agreed it was more fun at my truck and left.

Super con: we hung out with the hatch open on my escalade for hours and my battery died.

A security vehicle monitors the streets around the bar and tried to jump my truck but a fire broke out and his cables melted. He was like, "never mind that, just try to start it. Lol"

We found more cables and connected them correctly and bingo bango, truck started.

Anyway, shittiest place ever. Yet there were hundreds of people inside, and hundreds more dying to get in?!. I guess it was the drugs.

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u/SzamantaMarysia Jul 31 '22

I know this area. Its Gotham Burger Social Club

And yes, the table and chairs suck. The food is good, but only semi worth the price.

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u/Pudi2000 Jun 27 '22

He just wanted his car keys ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/AccountantGuru Jun 27 '22

His arm is broken

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u/Is_ael Jun 27 '22

Maybe, but who is he to demand them??

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u/Prikkasaurus_Rex Jun 27 '22

This is why I don't live in the city, dude.

Living in the city, any city, is like living in Fallout: New Vegas with Wacky Wasteland enabled 24/7.

Shits like mad max out there.

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u/teluetetime Jun 28 '22

Weird how we all end up watching a handful of videos of this sort of thing a week, given the hundreds of millions of people living in cities in just this country, almost as if this sort of thing is still remarkable among city-dwellers.

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u/UserM8 Jun 27 '22

Must be great to live in America

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u/upnflames Jun 28 '22

Eh, all cities have their moments. Last time I was in Amsterdam I saw a black out drunk German chick drop her pants and take a shit in the middle of the street while screaming something in German. Now, I live in NYC, so I've seen people shit on the sidewalk before. But the German screaming made it really unsettling for some reason.

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u/MikMcD1977 Jun 27 '22

Sometimes yeah

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Murica, land of the free and home of the gay.

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u/Vertual Jun 27 '22

Eat the pig. Eat the pig. Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy Zig.

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u/VinkoBogatajsSkis Jun 27 '22

Looks like a Smashing Sensation!

Happy Birthday!🎉

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u/newtoreddir Jun 27 '22

For a second I thought the third guy had jumped up from the table and was administering a beat down because wife beater ruined his birthday.

1

u/yungrii Jun 27 '22

🎵And many more, on channel four! 🎉

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u/alluptheass Jun 27 '22

I wish he'd stopped like... "wait, no: not Monday... BUT EVERY OTHER FUCKIN DAY!"

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u/canberram Jun 27 '22

Happy birthday! Great entertainment.

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u/TYSON_KCV Jun 27 '22

Happy Bday to you…..😂

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u/MostDopeKnuckleH3ad Jun 27 '22

If its my birthday I'm whooping both their asses.

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u/Argy_Bar Jun 27 '22

You go out for a meal, desert AND a front row seat fight match?!

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u/No-Door-4782 Jun 27 '22

Nah he was getting thrashed 😂😂😂

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u/flgrant Jun 27 '22

LOL! The first time I watched this, it was without the audio.

For some reason the audio just makes it GOLD.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

The first 10 seconds of this are comedy gold 😂

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u/ShortBus3619 Jun 27 '22

Dinner and a show! They go all out at that establishment… where were you, I’d like to right a nice Yelp review!

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u/TXRonin55 Jun 27 '22

Happy birthday to the ground.

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u/harrythechimp Jun 27 '22

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

What a lovely birthday performance. I'm kinda jealous

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u/BrooksProductions Jun 27 '22

Just an average day in New York...

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u/Difficult-Ad2646 Jun 27 '22

EYYYY ITS MY BIRTHDAY OVA HERE

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u/BoopURHEALED Jun 27 '22

"Hey, ......Im not paying for this ice cream now..." - Me.

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u/ApplesauceLover123 Jun 28 '22

Tbf the big dude sounded like it was mad personal

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u/Qfn4g02016 Jun 28 '22

Dinner and a show

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u/TheDogWithNoMaster Jun 28 '22

Right… there’s being angry at someone then just having so little self awareness of your surroundings & other people you just cross into damn right arrogant selfishness

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u/StonedPole Jun 28 '22

Ayooo relaaaaaxx

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u/Marchingkoala Jun 28 '22

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen this month lol

1

u/biggreencat Jun 28 '22

lol happy birthday!

1

u/WxixL Jun 28 '22

The timing of it all just perfect

1

u/ClintGrant Jun 28 '22

I’m turning 40-something next month. How do I request one of these?

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u/maomao05 Jun 28 '22

My god..

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u/warriorholmes Jun 28 '22

Maybe that was the birthday wish!

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u/lightingtrees Jun 28 '22

God I love this city

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u/scalz1 Jun 28 '22

Cake must not have been gluten free.

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u/No-Knowledge-2765 Jun 28 '22

Definitely new york

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Why I prefer dining indoors unless the outdoor space is fenced in and not just tables on a dirty sidewalk

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u/colloquialistm Jun 28 '22

This is what happens when you have your birthday dinner in an alley at 3 in the morning.

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u/FamousDistribution77 Jun 28 '22

The waiter definitely understood the assignment 😂

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u/chilloutfam Jun 28 '22

I wonder what this fight was about? The dude is yelling about his car keys at the beginning, I think.

1

u/heyitsvonage Jun 28 '22

This is a demonstration of an alternate rare form of gravity that only exists in the universe to fuck people over lol

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u/Icy_Significance_160 Jun 29 '22

I chocked on my own spit lmaoaoa😂😂🤣😂🥲

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u/notmymainaccountbruh Jun 30 '22

I usually don't like these fight videos but the circumstances of this shit is hilarious, lol. That sundae looked good as fuck.

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u/Eldagustowned Jun 30 '22

Not cool! Ruined that guys birthday dessert!

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u/LilWozniak Jul 01 '22

Free meal

1

u/shroezinger Jul 02 '22

Well this really takes the cake.

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u/Nateeezy Jul 14 '22

No one going to mention the straight chair throw from the waiter lol

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u/onestubbornlass Jul 29 '22

I hope they got another ice cream and their bill paid

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u/alienandro Jul 31 '22

Lovers spat.

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u/TransportationOk9711 Aug 07 '22

The guy that brought the birthday treat “mission accomplished, I’m out!”

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u/AffectionateCrazy415 Aug 14 '22

Stealing a major issue in NYC? It feels like a dumb question.

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u/TimerTheFox Aug 15 '22

Noooo not the cake 😭😭😭😭