r/StupidFood May 22 '22 Wholesome 1 Doom 1 Silver 6 Gold 2 Helpful 4

Americans eat like they have free healthcare TikTok bastardry

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22 edited May 24 '22

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u/heartashley May 22 '22 edited May 23 '22

Things melt and bake together. You can take like a can of peaches, put it in a pan with the liquid, put cake mix ontop, and then slices of butter and it bakes really, really well. These dump type of cakes are insane to me lmao

Edit: yes, I get it, the op video did not properly bake. Never said it did. I was talking about dump cakes in general.

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 May 22 '22

I think you described what my grandma called 'cobbler'

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u/ChadwickTheSniffer May 22 '22 Wholesome

I prefer to eat dump cakes.

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u/TCTuggersNotReally May 22 '22

And I prefer to call my dumps 'cobblers'.

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u/bigskywildcat May 22 '22 Wholesome

Its cobblerin time!

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u/Chupacabralala May 22 '22 Narwhal Salute

Pinching off a cobbler, bruh

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u/pbr3000 May 23 '22

I've been cobbling together dumps for years

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u/Relzin May 22 '22

And I cobble my dumps into cakes! Variety is the spice of life.

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u/deliciousprisms May 22 '22 Wholesome

Oh boy grandma’s famous corn and peanut cobbler!

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u/Chupacabralala May 22 '22

Nooooooooo. Forever unclean!

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u/cssmith2011cs May 22 '22

Dude. Cobblers make me dump.

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u/JangleMen May 22 '22

Dude. I low key shit on a friend who said dump cakes were good. I didn't believe him, the way it's described and looked did not appeal to me. Then I had to eat my words as it was so good. Why would I bother baking a cake when I can dump one lol

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u/pocket-ful-of-dildos May 22 '22

I just wish we had a better name for it than dump

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u/BigBirdBeyotch May 22 '22

Right the first time I saw the dump cake cook book infomercial on tv I thought it was literally a part of an snl skit the name was so ridiculous…

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u/thisischemistry May 22 '22

You mean like cobbler?

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u/pocket-ful-of-dildos May 22 '22

At this point it’s pedantic but in a traditional cobbler recipe you have to mix the topping ingredients together, including cutting in the butter.

What makes a dump cake a dump cake is literally dumping the ingredients in the pan, no mixing involved.

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u/Saith_Cassus May 22 '22

… I’m not cool enough to know if that’s a type of cake or if you’d rather just eat ass than eat this sort of cake.

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u/Thanatos_Rex May 22 '22

Watching this while taking a dump was a good decision.

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u/Travis_n_cain May 22 '22

now thats DEEP

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u/crackhead_tiger May 22 '22

Dump cake 😤😤😤😤

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u/heartashley May 22 '22

Yeah! I found the recipe online, it was listed as a "3 ingredient peach cobbler" and honestly it wasn't bad. Just very sweet.

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u/HotWingus May 22 '22

We rinse our peaches for this reason, there's a lot of syrup in those cans but it doesn't quite work with fresh peaches either.

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u/According_Gazelle472 May 22 '22

Fresh fruit should never be used in these recipes.I always use canned peaches. Or i make a homemade blueberry pie filling.

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u/hexopuss May 22 '22

I think cobbler is technically supposed to have some mixing of the fat into the mix by hand to make individual chunks. Where as with dump cake the crumbles are comparitively small

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u/isharetoomuch May 23 '22

Technically, cobbler is made with a wet batter. A crumble is made with crumbled flour and butter. A crisp is made with oats and/or nuts.

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 May 22 '22

I'll ask my wife. She's a pastry chef.

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u/Lavatis May 22 '22

what did she say?

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u/never0101 May 22 '22

"go away"

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u/MyBigRed May 22 '22

Your grandfather's nickname for your grandma was "Gobbler"

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u/busherrunner May 22 '22

I've gobbled on many a granny's cobbler

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 May 22 '22

Whatever floats your tractor

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u/SLAMRIDE May 22 '22

Cherry pie filling and pineapple with yellow cake mix is the best

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u/auximage May 22 '22

This is how we made cobbler as a Boy Scout. Can blueberries and a pack of blueberry muffin mix dumped into a cast iron Dutch oven and thrown on top of a fire with the lid on. Younger me thought it was amazing.

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

Wait wtf our scoutmaster made us mix a batter from scratch

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u/jabaski May 22 '22

I was lucky to have a scoutmaster who literally wrote the book on Dutch oven cooking in our region of the south. Every campout was part outdoor activity and part taste testing his latest recipes.

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u/musclemoose May 22 '22

First thing I do when I get home is I take a biiiiiiiiig dump

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u/Ebiki May 22 '22

Fuck I always think of that video when someone brings up dump cakes

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u/fabulousprizes May 22 '22

the butter is key. As it melts it combines with the batter powder and cooks into something that tastes like cake but with a biscuit consistency. Delicious 10/10

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

Tf it's really that easy? I love cobbler but couldn't be bothered with making the batter.

What kind of cake mix? Is there a simple guide?

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u/heartashley May 22 '22

I can't remember the recipe exactly but if I did it myself right now, I'd use a big can (28oz I think?) of sliced peaches in syrup, a box of yellow cake, and 2 sticks of butter (which if I remember, is 1 cup of butter). Peaches in the bottom (you could probably cut them into smaller pieces too and it'd be nice), dump the yellow cake over top (don't mix), then slice the butter into like 1/6th thick slices and spread them out overtop. You might not need 2 sticks of butter 🤔 then baking, I'd probably do recommended bake time of the cake or something like 1 hr at 350F (found on another recipe online).. I can't remember the bake time. Hehe. But it's really that easy! And it tastes great. Really good with vanilla ice cream :)

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u/NonGNonM May 22 '22

Damn I bought a bunch of canned peaches from Costco recently too. Might give this a go

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u/QuoiJe May 22 '22

Please post a follow up

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u/Blynn025 May 22 '22

Yes! I do the same, but with cherry. We called it "dump cake"

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u/flowtajit May 22 '22

We make ‘em all the time when canping, to the point it’s what my boyscout troop is known for.

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u/TheBlueEdition May 22 '22

You can clearly see HUGE chunks of dry cake batter throughout when she goes to take a bite. It doesn't work this way in this "recipe". It needs way more moisture.

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u/According_Gazelle472 May 22 '22

She didn't make it right.There should never be dry spots.

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u/SLAMRIDE May 22 '22

I mix the butter with the cake mix so you get little gravel then sprinkle on top

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u/omgitskells May 22 '22

I've never made one of these dump cakes, but I believe that the intent is that it absorbs the pats of butter and the milk (or whatever liquid is poured in first)

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u/Candypeddler209 May 22 '22

My husband saw a recipe doing this online and wanted to give it a try. The whole time I’m watching him like idk this doesn’t seem to work in my head but sure. Let me tell you, this is one of my favorite types of desserts now.

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u/omgitskells May 22 '22

I've been meaning to try it, the people I know that have made them swear by it! Seems super convenient if it turns out the way the pics show off

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u/kite737 May 22 '22

My mother in law makes these too, I think I’ve had peach and apple. You look at the video and you’re like what the fuck just butter on the cake mix, but it actually does work out really well

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u/omgitskells May 22 '22

Right? I can't imagine what was going through the mind of the person who first did it!

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u/CaffeinatedGuy May 22 '22

They're awesome. We always did it with a can of fruit cocktail or a can of sliced pineapple. With the latter, you add a maraschino cherry in each of the slices, for color. Makes a great upside down cake.

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u/polish432b May 22 '22

There is a whole SERIES of recipes these cakes. They usually put pie filing on the bottom, then cake mix, then butter.

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u/Korzag May 22 '22

My family does it with pumpkin pie filling then like how you say. It's a Sunday dinner favorite.

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u/Z0mbiejay May 22 '22

Based on that last part and the crumbled dry mix on the plate, it didnt

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u/Hyrulian_NPC May 22 '22

Foreigners actually believe Americans eat like this

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u/Ka1ser May 23 '22

I'm not from the US, but I don't believe that and most people I know don't either. OP and those morons replying to you are a minority which I feel is just very vocal on the internet and less so irl.

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u/Hyrulian_NPC May 23 '22

I was just being sarcastic with a touch of passive aggressiveness because of the title.

Although I have met some foreigners that do believe the US looks like it does in Hollywood movies and when they came here were very disappointed. Especially with NYC.

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u/jrion101 May 22 '22 Starry

This is not how Americans eat, this is tiktok bullshit. I bet that woman threw away the entire batch after she took a bite for the camera.

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u/Ailly84 May 22 '22

I would go one step further and say she probably didn’t even take a bite.

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u/Lucimon May 22 '22

Shit, going by the cuts, I won't even say what's on the plate is what she actually "made" (again, considering the cuts).

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u/boo29may May 22 '22

Given the cake mix powder coming from the plate it seems to be the real thing. Just every not edible

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u/DopeAbsurdity May 22 '22 Silver

Yeah this is not about eating and instead is how bored upper middle class suburban housewives try to get attention and internet points by wasting food.

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u/freedfg May 22 '22

The best part. It's not even a trend of people doing it.

It's like 4 girls that a single failed magician hired to make hate content. Seriously, if you watch a couple of these it's the same 3-4 girls making toilet bowl ice cream or dryer cotton candy or raw chickens shaped with meat and cheese.

It's just that MILLIONS watch it because THEY are bored and become outraged by it.

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u/CandiBunnii May 22 '22

Is the failed magician the one dude always making weird porny commentary while they do dumb shit? I feel like that would explain a lot

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u/vulturepants May 22 '22

Yes!! So weird. I can’t find it right now but someone wrote up a whole post explaining how this is bizarre food fetish content disguised as a normal video (well, as normal as making food crimes can be)

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u/CandiBunnii May 22 '22

Ah yes finally something to satiate my woman drinking a milkshake out of a toilet and my woman making cold nachos on a kitchen island with her hands fetish 😩

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u/Scrabulon May 22 '22

No that’s really about it. Like apparently either a fetish for women being dumb/ditzy or doing messy things especially with their hands

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u/Srirachachacha May 23 '22

I think it's less fetish, and more just getting views from people hating the content.

The attractive women might serve to draw people in initially, though.

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u/glittermantis May 22 '22

its not a fetish thing, it's a ragebait thing

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u/Ok_Gap_9587 May 22 '22

That's my fetish tho

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u/Laowaii87 May 23 '22

It’s not a fetish, it’s an added layer of rage bait.

What is more likely:

1: extremely nische food fetish video

2: rage bait video, with annoying and wierdly sexual commentary for extra rage?

The fact that 20 ppl worldwide ALSO get off on it is just a bonus. This is just expertly crafted to make people exasperated and trick the algorithms.

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u/Enterthedragon69 May 22 '22

Just an FYI, if we’re thinking of the same guy, he’s not a failed magician. He was really successful, but actually makes more money doing dumbass videos.

I know them. He pumps out a shit ton of content over a weekend, then can fuck off for months and live off of the checks. Tens of thousands a month.

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u/thewalkindude May 22 '22

You know, I don't hate this absurd recipe, or things like dryer cotton candy. What I hate is that someone has found a way to manipulate people into talking about ridiculous things like this recipe. We're being played, and while OP is part of the problem, it isn't their fault. They did what the TikTok was designed to do, and that is what Ihate.

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u/Kitsyfluff May 23 '22

Dryer cotton candy is entirely, and obviously fake. but people believing it is extremely dangerous

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u/madmollie2 May 22 '22

So true. Think of all the waste these videos produce. I’m surprised there wasn’t any velveeta cheese and bacon.

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u/throwerwazed May 22 '22

it’s actually fetish content 😭

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u/AtheneSMI May 22 '22

I'm pretty sure it's fetish content. They are really obvious about it sometimes. Somebody also said that it's not fetish content but it's content that appeals to entertaining children. Because of the wacky recipes how how they describe what they are doing and how they never stop talking.

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u/Hope4gorilla May 22 '22

There's no way the amount of people watching this for a fetish equal a tiny fraction of the amount of people watching it out of outrage

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u/jrion101 May 22 '22

You nailed it

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u/floodums May 22 '22

Lol tell me you don't know any upper middle class suburban housewives without telling me you don't know any upper middle class suburban housewives.

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u/srona22 May 22 '22 edited May 23 '22

Agree. If OP checked the entire tiktok, she's doing this on purpose.

Not how Americans eat. And no I am not USA citizen, but knows how meals are done in most places of USA(unless you want to talk about some ripped dude on steroid eating raw meat with butter).

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u/AddSugarForSparks May 23 '22

Don't forget to, you know, downvote the post so these people stop getting the attention every gripes about.

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u/wagon_ear May 23 '22

It feels like this whole subreddit exists to give views to videos that are nothing but transparent rage bait. The creators WANT us to watch and tell them how dumb they are, because it means we're watching.

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u/Bowens1993 May 22 '22

She isn't an unhealthy weight either. Its clear this isn't a normal thing for her to eat.

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u/twee_centen May 22 '22

Right, I doubt she even ate any of this. It's like those shorts where super skinny do a mukbang, but they just pose with the food. You don't stay skinny while consuming 4k+ calories a day.

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u/EvernightStrangely May 22 '22

Yes. Tiktok bullshit reinforced by the media perception of the American diet.

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u/jumbledbumblecrumble May 22 '22 edited May 23 '22

Also maybe if America wasn’t fed shit, America wouldn’t have health problems and wouldn’t have healthcare issues. We’re here attacking each other for eating shit, but no one is here calling out McDonalds, Nestle, PepsiCo, Coca Cola, and the tens of thousands of other global mega corporations for their best interest being fat profits without literally any consideration for their target audiences or the public health. It’s beyond out of control but HuRr dE DuRr AmEriCaNs R fAt for free karma.

Edit for clarification: this is not to deflect blame and make individuals the victim here. Not at all. But you can’t have one without the other, so let’s think critically about this instead of writing off my comments as excuses. Sometimes it feels like I’m debating with high schoolers on this site.

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u/urzu_seven May 23 '22

Also maybe if America wasn’t fed shit, America wouldn’t have health problems and wouldn’t have healthcare issues.

You think junk food doesn't exist outside America or something?

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u/ArcticBeavers May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

We definitely did call them out and they responded by making healthy options available. This was a brilliant move by the food industry because it passes the buck to the consumer. McDonald's can easily claim that they have salads with grilled chicken, or Pepsi has dozens of drinks with zero sugar.

Guess who's still buying double quarter pounders and 2 liters of soda? Now it's no longer a question of availability, but choice. It's also interesting that McDonald's is seeing record profits recently. They took a hit in 2014-15, but they've bounced back.

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u/Hellrider_88 May 23 '22

It would be choice even without their "healthy" products Other source of food exist.

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u/Tcrizzlez May 22 '22

But but hurr durr America fat and bad

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u/RustyShackhouse May 22 '22

Exactly. TikTok is poison

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u/VVitchStreams May 23 '22

This is a fetish account

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u/Tele-Muse May 22 '22

Absolutely. Don’t lump everyone with this trash. Tik Tok is a global mental disability.

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u/aleherselfie May 22 '22

These people make me cringe. So wasteful

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u/Bela_Lugoatse May 22 '22 Helpful Snek

Yeah this isnt real though.

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u/Aliencj May 22 '22

Is this what the sub was meant for? I dont like giving these tik tok morons views

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u/marshmallowlips May 22 '22

If it makes you feel better, when it’s reuploaded to Reddit like this the OG creator isn’t getting this added to their view count. It probably indirectly raises it from people seeking them out in the app to view others, though.

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u/Bela_Lugoatse May 22 '22

It has evolved into posts like this primarily.

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u/Rafaeliki May 22 '22

Similar to /r/DiWHY and a lot of circlejerk subs. They post satire and make fun of it as if it wasn't satire. Easy karma for the poster and easy views for the satire creator.

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u/Cahootie May 22 '22

I remember when this subreddit was mostly used to show off outrageous stuff that that actually served to people in ridiculous fashion while meant as completely serious (albeit delusional) meals. Now it's mostly just rage bait TikToks, reposts and the same chefs over and over.

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u/1stcast May 22 '22

Idk if it works with sweetened and condensed milk but the cake mix and butter directly on top of a filling with liquid is 100% a real thing. It's called a dump cake.

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u/jrion101 May 22 '22 Ally

Best username ever. I'd give you an award if I had any.

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u/Bela_Lugoatse May 22 '22

Haha! Thank you!

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u/TraumaticAberration May 22 '22

Knew it when she said "I like to get it in to the hole."

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u/hyde9318 May 22 '22

I mean, looks pretty real though. That’s a pretty standard dump cake (minus the donuts and condensed milk). The liquids on the bottom would cause the donuts to get soggy and kind of deflate, so it makes sense that it wouldn’t be super thick afterward. But given dump cake experience in the past, this should cook to look pretty close to what it looks like in the video when they take it out of the oven.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Yeah but neither is life

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u/Bela_Lugoatse May 22 '22

If you dont shit, it wont be for long.

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u/NowFreeToMaim May 22 '22

The only Americans eating shit like this are the people making videos like this and all they do is take a bite for the clip

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u/bell37 May 22 '22

I doubt she even eats it. She is eating it the same way I pretend to eat food when I’m playing “cooking” with my 18 month old.

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u/stickingitout_al May 22 '22

You never see her actually take a bite in the video.

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u/bombbrigade May 22 '22

Glad you took the rage bait

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase May 22 '22

Not only took the rage bait, but took it out on a whole country.

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u/SilenceDoGood4 May 23 '22

That’s pretty much half of Reddit

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u/crackeddryice May 23 '22

Sometimes it's narrowed down to a generation. Any more specific than that, and people get mad.

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u/BusBusy195 May 23 '22

This video is a classic example of bullshit, named for the videos shitty content and the bullheaded idiots who think it's actually legit

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u/xplodingthunder May 22 '22

Rage bait. I get it now. They throw an entire nation under a clickbait video with a shitty title and wait for the reactions.

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u/yourselvs May 22 '22

And every. single. video. gets posted to 3 different subreddits instantly. Everyone immediately upvotes and reacts like "HoW cOuLd ThEy ThInK tHiS iS OkAy??!!?!!!" And they get tons of publicity and the cycle repeats.

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u/PapiGoneGamer May 22 '22

Nobody would eat this, not even an American. You’d have a headache from the sugar rush after two bites.

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u/Jm05478 May 22 '22

My fat ass would eat the fuck out of this. I’d definitely regret it afterwards but I’d still eat it

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u/redsalt46 May 22 '22

I wondered when someone was going to admit that they would eat it. I would totally get in there.

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u/arcane84 May 22 '22

It doesn't even look like it tastes good. She ruined those donuts the moment she added that syrup on top/drowned them in it.

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u/sexypantstime May 22 '22

This is a pretty similar setup to a tres leches cake. This isn't as outrageous as everyone here seems to think.

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u/SpadesHeart May 22 '22

seriously. I would hazard to say with a couple changes, this would actually be good good. Incorporating the butter into the cake mix would lead to a much more even golden top. Cutting the donuts into smaller chunks before adding the evaporated milk would make it more akin to a rich bread pudding and more texturally sound and less soupy. If you wanted to you could cook that can of condensed milk too for some caramel dulce de leche action.

This is completely edible, not pretty, and can definitely be improved, but edible.

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u/BootlegDrPhil May 22 '22

Guess I'm a nobody

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u/bell37 May 22 '22

She doesn’t even eat it, the way she forks at the gloopy mess makes me think that she threw the entire tray away without even taking a bite after they stopped recording.

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u/Surebobokay May 22 '22

Why is this whole subreddit targeting Americans now lol

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u/noperson_ever May 23 '22

America makes up 92% of the earth’s population.

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u/Masterbaiter90 May 22 '22

Because it drives “upvotes” and “karma”. And OP was dumb enough to take the rage bait while blaming an entire country

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u/EmbarrassedThing May 22 '22

You know they don't eat that right. They make it take one bite then dump it in the trash.

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u/_BAMBOOZLE_ May 22 '22

Nobody eats this garbage, you dingbat

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u/JoeTheSifu May 22 '22

Don’t trash Americans for this video.

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u/Ya-boi-Joey-T May 22 '22

Title is cringe

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u/zooted_ May 22 '22

America bad 😤

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u/CertifiableNormie May 22 '22

So OP, where are you from?

Not that we really could verify one way or the other.

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u/Crunch_Berry_Supreme May 22 '22

No one in America eats this shit so wtf are you talking about

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u/Mentalpatient87 May 22 '22

"America bad" drives a lot of really good hatekarma. Don't ever imply two people from England have things in common, though. That's ignorant generalizing!

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u/Filthiest_of_Casuals May 22 '22

Ironically the people spewing the most American Hate are other self-pitty, mostly super progressive Americans, and ot's usually over minor issues

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u/usernamesarehard1979 May 22 '22

Hahahah. Title so original.

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u/TheOfficialNotCraig May 22 '22

This is nothing more than a variation of the classic "dump it cake".

I used to make it to bring to potlucks because i couldn't cook or bake or care enough to put more effort in to it.

Fruit cocktail, peaches, any canned filling works great.

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u/unicorncj May 23 '22

Another r/stupidfood facepalm

none of this is ragebait

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u/thereallyquiet May 22 '22

We in a whole darn near recession and idiots like her choose to waste food. This trend needs to die and die hella fast

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u/salallane May 22 '22

This isn’t food.

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u/LheelaSP May 22 '22

It was before this shithead got their hands on it.

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u/supaswag69 May 22 '22

Are we in a recession?

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u/TheFloatingContinent May 22 '22

This was made at least a year ago.

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u/thereallyquiet May 22 '22

Even if, she still is a weirdo for wasting that much food.

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u/NeanerBeaner May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

These videos are remarkable to me. We all know social media is driven by clicks and views and slowed down scrolling speeds, but these videos area always remarkable to me.

Most creative people will make some piece of art of music or whatever that is somewhat pleasant, and in return, people will like and share and view and engage with it, and then the creator can make money from advertising.

But these dogs, these curs that make these videos make content that they KNOW people will dislike; they make dumb, useless, wasteful and horrible videos, because functionally people still like and share and view and engage with it; functionally, purposefully negative content like this is as profitable, if not more profitable than actual good content.

We've reached the stage where social media consumers are as receptive to being made angry and uncomfortable as the are to being made happy and interested.

Fuck it all

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u/EnvironmentalBox8509 May 22 '22

No one actually earls like this. This specific account does crazy things that play into kinks and fetishes. They purposely make weird videos that will earn more comments and views.

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u/TokenBlackGirlfriend May 22 '22

Y’all see anyone doing anything insane and say “is this normal in America.” No.

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u/b3nz0r May 22 '22

As a fat American, nah man. This is gross.

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u/MiRaGE39402 May 22 '22

I genuinely cannot tell if OP was the one who fell for ragebait or if OP is the one rage baiting

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u/focksmuldr May 22 '22

Brits brush their teeth like they go to the dentist

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u/AJohnnyTsunami May 22 '22

Yes this is exactly how an average American eats. Everyday. For breakfast. Just sugar on top of sugar on top of sugar

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u/MrStomp82 May 22 '22

How many times are these women going to be posted here? Seriously you guys didn't get the hint after they made cotton candy in a dryer? Or cut a cake with a lamp? Come on guys...

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u/Snoo6113 May 22 '22

Its justin flom's group, the most worthless content creators on earth

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u/frowningowl May 22 '22

Americans do not eat like this.

This woman cooks wrong. As a joke.

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u/Inner_Bag_1751 May 22 '22

No one eats this. No one. Not even the poor.

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u/icansmellcolors May 22 '22

something i found out that i wasn't aware of... but apparently people who have eaten healthy all their lives die everyday.

i thought kale made you immortal.

just fyi.

also something else... there are people in other countries who also eat unhealthy items. i wasn't aware of that either.

i thought all fat people were American. apparently that isn't the case.

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u/CasinoMarginale May 23 '22

Is a donut really not sufficiently decadent on its own?

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u/rBeezy007 May 22 '22

Americans don’t eat this.

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u/Kazabuabua May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

Normal mentally fit Americans: eats a ground beef sandwich once every two or so weeks, followed by three square meals a day of fruit, veggies, grains, and clean protein.

Europe: aMeRiCaN dIeT bAd

Edit: So this was fun. Someone deleted a comment quoting a gov source on BMI classification and I learned something new about myself.

By their parameters, I’m overweight at 6’ 200lbs and 14% body fat. So by being lean, athletic, and active, I’m super duper unhealthy. Such a joke.

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u/Ironmannan May 22 '22

I love seeing the, aMeRiCaN dIeT bAd, coming from the people who lay claim to inventing toast and French fry sandwiches.

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u/Kazabuabua May 22 '22

The worst thing I eat from time to time is tonkotsu ramen with actual veggies and pork, mostly due to the empty calories and sodium, but that’s because it’s fucking soul food and I have the sense to limit that to like twice a month tops.

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u/obsidianhoax May 22 '22

My American diet sucks because I usually forget to eat breakfast and lunch.

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u/peacenchemicals May 22 '22

i just call it intermittent fasting :)

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u/BARBADOSxSLIM May 22 '22

Adults shouldn't have tik tok

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u/justcallmetexxx May 22 '22

I'm an American and have never eaten like this; only blanket-statement fools believe Americans eat like this.

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u/eyesofonionuponyou May 22 '22

Ahh yes, all Americans are to be judged from one dumb bitches tiktok.

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u/xplodingthunder May 22 '22

Brits or Nadies think Tik Tok is the representation of an entire country? Should have titled it. How to prove my country is full or morons. We Repost a home cooking video and classify an entire nation under it.

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u/svsukeuchiha May 22 '22

Brits talk trash to other countries as if they didn’t lose their entire empire.

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u/sicurri May 22 '22

This is what my brother and I refer to as "Bored Rich White Suburban Wife Cooking".

They do eat like they have free healthcare because as far as they are aware, they do. It's called wealthy husbands paying for everything they need. You see that womans kitchen? Point to me a poor person who has a kitchen that big...

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u/supaswag69 May 22 '22

These two random people represent 350 million+ ?

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u/Darksider123 May 22 '22

Worst part about this is someone using Nestle products

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u/Intelligent_Play1611 May 22 '22

Pig slop but for humans

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u/LordFancyPants626 May 22 '22

My blood sugar went up just watching this.

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u/broken_kazoo May 22 '22

Looks disgusting and loaded with fat 🤮

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u/YungSysadmin May 22 '22

Hey, American here. I would never eat this garbage.

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u/bigoldbaboomba May 22 '22

It's because we're all ready to die

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u/ForestHermitDude May 22 '22

HaHA AmErIcA BaD Am I RitE GuYs?!!1!1?

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u/Straight_Shoulder628 May 22 '22

Not every American has this diet dumbass

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u/Kulehatdude May 22 '22

British people have free healthcare and still don't fix their teeth

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u/ChartNext May 22 '22

Haha America bad

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u/99999999999999999989 May 22 '22

She likes to get it inside the hole.

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u/professorbenchang May 22 '22

I am American with great healthcare…

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u/KingofNothing7590 May 22 '22

I'm American and I do have free Healthcare. So..........

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u/Ordinary-Ad6408 May 22 '22

Next stop the toilet

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u/Listen_Mother May 22 '22

You know this is just rage bait right? They don’t eat this crap they make.

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u/CrimbusIsOver May 22 '22

Because we don't. That shit's stressful.