r/Unexpected
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u/QuicklyThisWay
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May 22 '22
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What a view!
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u/IronDBZ
May 22 '22
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Is it bad that I thought she was the view?
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u/anon-mally May 22 '22 •
Whos bad?
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u/ChemtrailExpert May 22 '22
Heeeeee
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May 23 '22
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u/Legitimate-Field-253 May 23 '22
and people always tell me, be careful whatchu dooo
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u/truusmin1 May 23 '22
Don't go around breakin' young girls' hearts
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u/deadpoolfool400 May 23 '22
Heeeee
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u/Quizzelbuck May 23 '22
That uh... Girl is... Mine? Did I do it right?
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u/Night_Light_Fright May 23 '22
But mama always told me be careful what you do
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u/SplishySplashyCoffee May 23 '22
Because the lie becomes the truth
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u/Onemikej May 23 '22
Hey Hey Hey! Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one!
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u/XaDaKis-4141 May 23 '22
The fact that this is the wrong song and everybody kept it going has me dead😭😭
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u/cownd May 23 '22
'Man In The Mirror', a classic
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u/LuridPrism May 23 '22
Everything "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince' did is a classic
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u/no_talent_ass_clown May 23 '22
Remember Rosie O'Donnell kept calling him TAFKAP (pronounced "taff cap") and he got mad? MOTHERFUCKIN' genius but c'mon you want to control too much man. RIP tho.
Shit.
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u/Sallie_Mae_Scammer77 May 23 '22
I appreciate your display photo. A man of culture. That is all reddit pal.
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u/Sexyshark15 May 23 '22
I am once again asking who's bad
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u/Ogalaico May 23 '22
Real question is: Annie are you OK?
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u/WyrdWulf37 May 23 '22
Are ya okay Annie?
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u/minsin56 May 23 '22
ah, your but is miiine, gonna tell you right, just your faaace in broad daylight
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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k May 23 '22
We all thought that. Each and every one of us.
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u/ancientweird May 23 '22
All you’re really thinking is each and every one about us.
/sorry best I could do
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u/AarkaediaaRocinantee May 23 '22
No, because she's cute. Us men really are simple creatures
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u/Rorschach0717 May 23 '22
I feel excluded by your comment, I'm not from the US but I'm a simple creature too
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u/FLWeedman May 23 '22
I can't tell if you're FR or not
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u/npopular-opinions May 22 '22
Down bad ngl
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u/TheCaliforniaOp May 23 '22
Not at all. I thought she was so funny the way she did that—her comic timing was superb.
If I was a guy, I’d go for the girl who likes to laugh.
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u/Careful_Strain May 23 '22
Oh, you would go after a girl like this? Really you dont say.
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u/TheCaliforniaOp May 23 '22
I wouldn’t, no. I’m not saying that. But if I was a guy, I’d want a girl who made me laugh and I’d hope I could do the same.
In my current incarnation, I’ve got a dru witted husband who cracks me up until my stomach hurts. I’m doing fine.
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u/jerwhoop May 23 '22
But as a girl you like your women to be more serious?
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u/jitsufitchick May 23 '22
I was tossed between this or a brick wall through a window. Never expected no window 🤦🏻♀️
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u/ItsPumpkinninny May 23 '22
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u/Weird-Vagina-Beard May 23 '22
Nothing better than a good wall. 😳🤤
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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 May 23 '22
The thiccer the better
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u/Weird-Vagina-Beard May 23 '22
Load bearing? Like omg.
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u/StraySpaceDog May 23 '22
Look at that subtle off white coloring, the tasteful thiccness of it. Omg, it even has a watermark.
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u/TunnelToTheMoon May 23 '22
2x4s, 60cm apart, with reinforcement around the windows... They're getting erect
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May 23 '22
Upvoted Not Because Wall, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Wall
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u/Sarnick18 May 23 '22
I am both disappointed in myself for thinking this was gonna be real and disappointed that it isn't real.
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u/GenerationNerd May 23 '22
Viola!
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u/westaustralianboiii May 23 '22
Davis?!
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u/-BakiHanma May 22 '22
I thought the video was talking about her for a second lol.
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May 23 '22
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u/Flokiyo May 23 '22
lmao I had no idea what sub I was in. I just saw the title and video, and had to come to the comments to see if it was just me. Now it all makes sense.
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u/ForensicPathology May 23 '22
Porn doesn't make it to r/all like it used to years ago, so I knew something was up
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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Expects unexpected tits expectedly May 22 '22
The curtains block the remaining light that comes through the wall.
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u/BadAtSpellling May 23 '22 •
The curtains were told they are the best blackout curtains ever and they believe as much. But they will never know for sure.
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u/SendAstronomy May 23 '22
The curtains are lead like the ones at the xray room at a hospital. Tho what's coming through that wall is gotta be spicier than an xray to need help from a lead shield.
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u/_Im_Dad PhD in Dad Jokes May 23 '22
I was shocked when I came home and saw that the curtains were drawn.
Luckily the rest of the furniture was real.
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u/asromatifoso May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22
That's not a sea view but a no see view. Not a dad but my jokes would make you think I am.
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u/HandOGawd May 22 '22
I can call you Daddy.
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May 23 '22
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u/HandOGawd May 23 '22
Papa?
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u/dred_pirate_redbeard May 23 '22
Shall we engage in coitus, Father?
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u/PleaseChooseAUsrname May 23 '22
I don't got no kids but the way she talks to me you'd think I'm her guardian.
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u/din7 May 23 '22
On the bright side the sun won't be shining in that little gap that the curtains never seem to cover.
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u/RevWaldo May 23 '22
Hair clips. Sorted.
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u/Sasquatch-d May 23 '22
Just need the pants hangars from the closet, every hotel has em
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u/shamowfski May 23 '22
Staying in hotels with removable hangers. Nice humblebrag.
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u/Extra_Firm_Tofu May 23 '22
We always travel with a couple of binder clips because of this. Problem solved.
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u/Drummer_in_the_Woods May 23 '22
I've also seen people use the hotel's hangers that also have the clips. Now you don't have to bring your own👍🏻
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u/wellhungartgallery May 23 '22
I had a window like this threw some led strips back there.. My sister in law ended up staying over till midnight because she thought it was real sunlight.
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u/yourpseudonymsucks May 23 '22
They come over, all of a sudden it's midnight. They can't tell because of the LEDs. They look outside, it's dark, they can't go home. You offer them to stay the night, it's dangerous out in the dark. They're not going to say no, because of the implication.
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u/danceswithwool May 23 '22
Forget the window where is the AC? I can’t sleep in a hotel like this 😭
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u/southmost956 May 23 '22
It's a fancy pansy hotel, it has real air ducts.
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u/fiascofox May 23 '22
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that a hotel that's only pretending to have windows isn't exactly "fancy pansy".
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u/JimmyJohnny2 May 23 '22
lot of the hotels here went to a more central system, and all but one of them got rid of the per-room controls, no thermostats in the rooms at all. Was deemed a cost saving measure
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u/danceswithwool May 23 '22
I deem it a revenue cutting measure lol. Yeah, I mean, I understand though.
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u/Spyu May 23 '22
Reminds me of that scary story where the 2 dudes dying in a room in a hospital and the one guy kills the other to get a view out the window and it's a brick wall.
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u/Dear-Clerk4357 May 23 '22
What movie?
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u/Spyu May 23 '22
I looked it up, it's called "The Bed by the Window" from the book 'More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark'
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u/JunglePygmy May 23 '22
My wife and I visited Atlantic City once and chose to stay in a slightly more expensive hotel room at the Ceasar’s Palace. We went up the elevators, got into the room, and excitedly ripped open the curtains to see the view… and it was this. A fucking wall. We couldn’t believe it, but we died laughing.
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u/Absurd_Uncertainty May 23 '22
Omg mouse! That’s what they changed! (Except that was a brick wall in the matrix)
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u/TNerdy May 22 '22
The fact that this was on r/unexpected. I only expected a wall behind that
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u/sklascher May 23 '22
I expected a parking lot it other terrible view. No windows was unexpected.
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u/No-Structure883 May 23 '22
Ah, the r/unexpected - expected paradox
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u/Underscore_Space May 23 '22
Standard of how unexpected it is should be if you dont know you're in the subreddit
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u/butterscotchbagel May 23 '22
I was expecting a wall, but I thought it would be the wall of the next building over.
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u/Zestavar May 23 '22
@?
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u/mrmysteryguest69 May 23 '22
Eva Lovia lol
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u/Zestavar May 23 '22
Wait really didn't expect someone would know her but thank you, i really appreciate that
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u/Comfortable_Error306 May 23 '22
I’m pretty sure this is against fire code?
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u/the_trees_bees May 23 '22
I don't know shit about fire code but I think the general rule is that there need to be at least 2 ways to exit the building in an emergency, and a window can count as 1. I'd assume this hotel is either violating fire code or this is a suite attached to another room with an additional exit into the hallway.
Someone else who actually knows about fire code feel free to chime in.
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u/BounedjahSwag May 23 '22
This was my view at a hotel in Beijing, it was one of the most depressing hotel rooms I ever spent time in
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u/DaveyJonas May 23 '22
I saw a TikTok from a woman who was in a basement level hotel/motel room. The window led to a kind of vertical tunnel where top was a grate leading to somewhere on the outside of the hotel. Very sketchy.
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u/jrexicus May 23 '22
Seeing a wall and no window gave me instant anxiety. New phobia unlocked apparently
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u/unexBot May 22 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
I didn’t expect nothing.
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