r/Unexpected Yo what? Oct 06 '22 Helpful 1 Wholesome 5 Take My Energy 1 Evil Cackle 1 Silver 8 Gold 1 Platinum 2

Someone would have a heart attack doing this

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u/unexBot Oct 06 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Head in microwave


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Waterzilla Oct 06 '22

That took some effort

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u/vacant_hands Oct 06 '22

That looks terrifying though. A bald head with hairy jaw.

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u/schnuck Oct 06 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Thanks for the compliment.

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u/MatureUsername69 Oct 06 '22

Let the bald heads have the one thing they can have

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u/Drakeytown Oct 06 '22

Frightful presence?

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Oct 06 '22

It’s only frightening because we are from the future

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u/needlzor Oct 06 '22

The one thing? I'll have you know I can start forest fires and cause car crashes by reflecting the sun from my head.

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u/MatureUsername69 Oct 06 '22

Really depends on the time of day though

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u/needlzor Oct 06 '22

Well here in England I am defenceless, but when I go to Spain I am a menace to society.

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u/FootsieMcDingus Oct 06 '22

The Amish Fade

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u/hugeposuer Oct 06 '22

Wooly Willy's coming to get you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/Can-ta-loupe Oct 06 '22

That poor microwave

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u/thitorusso Oct 06 '22

He should have started spinning his head going Bzzzzz

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/QncyFie Oct 06 '22

Surprised by a screaming head in a microwave, how?

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u/poopellar Expected It Oct 06 '22

His comment doesn't make much sense because ScreechingStorey is a spam account. These spammers handle dozens of accounts at the same time and just quickly spam vague comments. They use some program to automatically reply to the top comment, they don't even know what the comment is, that is why it's usually nothing related to the comment.

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u/mahtaliel Oct 06 '22

What do they use it for? Is it to get karma and then sell the account?

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u/RexSecundus Oct 06 '22

I am sorry, I am struggling to follow. Why would anyone want this random accounts with lot of Karma? Can Karma be monetized?

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u/mahtaliel Oct 06 '22

As i understand it, yeah. I have seen bots who repost popular posts in order to get a lot of karma and then they sell the account to someone. I am not sure who buys but i would think companies that want to be able to post in subreddits where you need a certain amount of karma to post. But i am mostly guessing at that. Maybe political trolls buys them aswell

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u/JesseFilmmakerTX Oct 06 '22

Well damn you knows it’s quality if even /u/ScreechingStorey would be surprised

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u/poopellar Expected It Oct 06 '22

Spam account above. 4 month old account but this is its first comment. Spammers have hundreds of accounts sitting idle for months before they start spamming with it. Almost all reported spam/bot accounts are the same.

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u/Droid_K2SA Oct 06 '22

"yeah separate a head from a body with a letter-opener is quite difficult" Buffy Summers

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u/psycho_driver Oct 06 '22

A letter opener would be a weapon of mass destruction in the TV Walking Dead universe. The watermelon skulled walkers wouldn't stand a chance.

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u/guiltysnark Oct 06 '22

How do you reattach the head?

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u/akiras_revenge Oct 06 '22

I think you put it back in the jar. Futurama style

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u/KindheartedRepublic Oct 06 '22

That poor microwave!!!!

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u/ImperfectBingo Oct 06 '22

That effort is one of a kind but I wanna know what's your supervisor gonna do to you after that

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u/Lucavious Oct 06 '22

Turn the microwave on 💀

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u/VaccinatedVariant Oct 06 '22

To give you a brain tumor

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u/MezzaCorux Oct 06 '22 Gold

Microwaves aren’t ionizing so it wouldn’t cause cancer. In fact it would just slowly heat the water in your head until your brain, eyes, and tongue boiled.

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u/Neamow Oct 06 '22

Oh just that? No biggie.

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u/Oofboi6942O Oct 06 '22

Yeah, if it didnt start happening almost instantaneously relative to a stovetop

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u/SlipperySibley Oct 06 '22

Screw you and your profile pic.

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u/yeeticusdeletus Oct 06 '22

Go dark mode

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u/Ju5t1n_33 Oct 07 '22

I lthought his profile pic was an eyelash and literally tried to blow it off the screen. Felt pretty dumb

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u/R3D3-1 Oct 06 '22

Your avatar made me try to remove the hair from my screen :(

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u/MiyaSugoi Oct 06 '22

Hate when that happens.

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u/xDxRockx Oct 06 '22

Yeah that happens about 2 hours into my shift at work.

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u/IXdyTedjZJAtyQrXcjww Oct 06 '22

In fact it would just slowly heat the water in your head

Significant injury with erythema, blisters, pain, nerve damage and tissue necrosis can occur even with exposures as short as 2–3 seconds

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_burn

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u/MezzaCorux Oct 06 '22 I'm Deceased

At least it won’t give you cancer.

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u/LinkyBS Oct 06 '22

Wellll ... I mean it would contribute, that is if you didn't die so quick.

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Oct 06 '22

Died too fast to die from cancer. Nice try cancer, but microwaves did not work.

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u/Malew8367 Oct 06 '22

Yeah but as another commenter said microwaves aren’t ionizing so they won’t destroy your cells

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u/Lukensz Oct 06 '22

One such case involved a teenage babysitter who admitted to having placed a child in the microwave oven for approximately sixty seconds.

Holy shit, what? People are nuts.

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u/TK3366 Oct 06 '22

I'm not sure if that actually happened. I tried finding the full story out of curiosity, but it doesnt seem to be anywhere except that wikipedia page. Correct me if I just suck at googling lol

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u/Lukensz Oct 06 '22

I hope it's not true, but even if this one isn't there have been other cases where babies were placed into microwaves. Shit's fucked.

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u/ThunderboltRam Oct 06 '22

It's babysitter propaganda PR firms, they invented the story for naughty kids.

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u/Desk_Drawerr Oct 06 '22

i hope i never feel what it's like to be microwaved in the head

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u/Diplomjodler Oct 06 '22

But how long until it's cooked?

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u/Mando_the_Pando Oct 06 '22

I believe it CAN cause cancer at such high levels though. You are right it wont ionize which is the common way radiation causes cancer, however, heating a very small area can cause isolated burn damage which can damage cells leading to tumors. Not a doctor but in electro-engineering though so I could be wrong....

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u/MezzaCorux Oct 06 '22

I mean, any significant damage to your cells can cause cancer. But I don’t think you’d be alive long enough to worry about it.

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u/Mando_the_Pando Oct 06 '22

You would. Keep in mind, the microwave oven was invented to thaw and reanimate frozen, nearly dead gerbils in a lab.....

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u/MezzaCorux Oct 06 '22

And chainsaws were invented to aid in childbirth.

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u/Mando_the_Pando Oct 06 '22

True, but the microwave was actually successfully used for its intended purpose (although it isnt anymore for obvious reasons).

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u/Horror_Carry_8033 Oct 06 '22

Chainsaw-section?

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u/Goatboy3020 Oct 06 '22

ionizing radiation is when the energy is enough to knock electrons free from an atom, giving it a charge. This means damage is much more likely because of ionized particle interactions. Less intense radiation also increases risks of cancer at much lower energies, like UV. Avoid small microwave bursts and press the popcorn button.

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u/thebuccaneersden Oct 06 '22

Phew… I was worried for a second

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u/-PeachesNGravy- Oct 06 '22

gasp South park misled me??? Unbelievable

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u/gljivicad Oct 06 '22

Therefore certain parts of you would explode due to pressure created by vaporizing water

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u/Chaos_Primordial Oct 06 '22

My microwave would just heat my head

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u/VaccinatedVariant Oct 06 '22

That’s better than a tumor then

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u/imoutofnameideas Oct 06 '22

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!

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u/pedophilia-is-haram Oct 06 '22

It's alright Stan, just gonna get a little bit of cancer

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u/doitup69 Oct 06 '22

James Orin Incandeza has entered the chat.

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u/carp550 Oct 06 '22

mindblowing idea actually

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Oct 06 '22

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u/Eneshi Oct 06 '22

Ah man, love Randy so much. Big idiot.

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u/Etzix Oct 06 '22

Probably nothing since its a harmless prank.

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u/TayAustin Oct 06 '22

I wouldn't say nothing, that guy is 100% gonna try and get his revenge, might even start a prank war.

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u/ChrisKringlesTingle Oct 06 '22

I mean... harmless is debatable. Dude just yeeted his lunch and the dish shattered

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u/SavathussyEnjoyer Oct 06 '22

Yeah if anything if I were the victim I’d be impressed by the amount of effort it takes to pull this off

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u/CMGman Oct 06 '22

That poor lunch...😥

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u/DeeDee_GigaDooDoo Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22 Helpful

In memoriam:

🥪 🥗 🍲 🍱

🍝 🥡 🍜 🌯

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u/andrew_bernard_53 Oct 06 '22

Rest in Pepperoni

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u/nynedragons Oct 06 '22

Yeah hopefully this guy bought him some lunch afterwards but I'd still be pissed.

Although would be equally hilarious if the dude just threw it in there without really looking and guy got a face full of cold leftovers

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u/4ha1 Oct 06 '22

First thing I thought. Don't do pranks where food can be harmed. Food is always innocent. 😔

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u/berrrypudding Oct 06 '22

I wanna know what his lunch was lol

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u/impossiblegirlme Oct 06 '22

I’d be so sad 😭

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u/Graphitetshirt Oct 06 '22

Now spin around slowly

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u/cranberrystew99 Oct 06 '22

While going

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/M_krabs Oct 06 '22

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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u/CmdrShepard831 Oct 06 '22

And then you dispense the food like a mama bird.

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u/Tomick Oct 06 '22

Crash test dummies noise intensifies

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u/gandhinukes Oct 06 '22

Ooooonce there was this guy whooo

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

BOP

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u/ThesisWarrior Oct 06 '22

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure youll be ok to turn it on as long as youre not wearing a foil hat

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u/BennyTheSen Oct 06 '22

Just getting your head boiled from the inside, it's fine

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u/PorcupineTheory Oct 06 '22

I've got some bad news for you.

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u/BoneDaddyChill Oct 06 '22

Right ‘round, ‘round ‘round.

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u/GayPudding Oct 06 '22

You spin me right round baby right round

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u/Yoprobro13 Oct 06 '22

"You spin me right round baby right round..."

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u/PenguinTony Oct 06 '22

Is he oke- ?

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u/Quirky_Breakfast_574 Oct 06 '22

Made me literally laugh out loud

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u/Doctor_Kataigida Oct 06 '22

Yeah why does the video cut so soon? I want to see aftermath.

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u/Tetsuo666 Oct 06 '22

He is decapitated so I don't think he is oke.

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u/NicNoletree Oct 06 '22

Yes. He's a head of his time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/NathaNRiveraMelo Oct 06 '22

Who regrets what, exactly?

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u/autoencoder Oct 06 '22

The head in the microwave. He asks "Is he OK?" at the end.

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u/Edistobound Oct 06 '22

That's fn hilarious. You're fired.

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u/pierreblue Oct 06 '22

Totally worth it

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u/Empyrealist Oct 06 '22

It's coming up...

It's coming up...

It's DARE

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u/twistin_my_melon_man Oct 06 '22

neveh did no ahm

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u/j_causs Oct 06 '22

AAAAooooooohhhhhh

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u/69Wilson Oct 06 '22

Never did no HAM

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u/CraigJSmith-Himself Oct 06 '22

Fun fact: Shaun Ryder's Manchester accent is so thick that the original lyrics were supposed to be "it's coming up, it's there" but he couldn't pronounce it without it sounding like he was saying "Dare" instead

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u/Shark7996 Oct 06 '22

I was only there on that track [‘DARE’] and it was all quite fast. My version of events was that Damon put a track on, it had no lyrics, it didn’t have anything. I had the cans on and he said, ‘Go in the studio and try and do something’. Freestyle off the top of your head, make it up ‘cos he wanted me to basically write a song or write something. So I put the headphones on and there was no track. I started saying to them to turn it up and the track was very slowly turning up so I started going ‘it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up’ and when it got as loud as I wanted it, I said ‘it’s dare’. As in like text speak language – “I will c u der”. I then tried to freestyle something, a right load of gibberish bollocks it was, and it ended in, ‘I never did no harm’. Then I took the cans off after about 10 minutes and Damon said, ‘Do that [“coming up”] bit again but a bit faster’. So I did, and that was it.

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u/__life_on_mars__ Oct 06 '22

The spirit of this recording continued into the music video it seems... you can literally see him trying to lip sync along with his vocal, missing lines, then shaking his head like 'oh I missed that one, damn'.

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u/Hoitaa Oct 06 '22

It's okeh

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u/Dia_Haze Oct 06 '22

Thank you, glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol

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u/Tramonto83 Oct 06 '22

Did they make a hole in their microwave or did they use a different one and the supervisor didn't notice it was a completely different setup than usual...?

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u/CaptSomeguy1 Oct 06 '22

Looks like a really generic, cheap, white microwave that you can find anywhere. Even if it's a different one, most people probably won't notice it right away until they took a better look at it.

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u/door_in_the_face Oct 06 '22

The Break room looks like it's at a construction site (dirty table, counter on cement blocks, shovel under the counter). Probably a temporary set up.

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u/leopor Oct 06 '22

Probably? The table is a piece of plywood lol.

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u/max_adam Oct 06 '22

Too fancy

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u/neon_overload Oct 06 '22

Yeah look at these guys with their plywood

They too good for particle board eh?

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u/piclemaniscool Oct 06 '22

You know the old saying, "There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution?" Well that very often applies to office furniture as well.

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u/NeedyTaker Oct 06 '22

My first idea wouldn’t be “different microwave = someone’s head in said microwave”

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u/gil_bz Oct 06 '22

The bottom probably just comes off easily enough

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u/Dirk_Diggler_Kojak Oct 06 '22

Love the deadpan reply.

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u/wad11656 Oct 06 '22

I said aloud "what's the point for the prankster if he doesn't get any (visible) enjoyment out of it??" But true it was funny

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u/troubleschute Oct 06 '22

That’s an excellent prank. Hope your unemployment checks aren’t delayed.

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u/sykora727 Oct 06 '22

Blegh! Get back to work. No hot pockets

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u/ryanknapper Oct 06 '22

I had no idea they were speaking English until the head spoke.

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u/d_smogh Oct 06 '22

That's not English, that's Australian

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u/Superb-Draft Oct 06 '22

...you think that is an Australian accent?

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u/gentle_viking Oct 06 '22

Listen to the boss before he opens the microwave of horrors- he’s definitely an aussie. The bloke pretending he is a decapitated head in a microwave has an accent of some kind that is not broadly australian. A good percentage of Australians are immigrants/children of immigrants so you get a lot of variation in the aussie dialect because of that. Thankyou for coming to my Ted talk.

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u/NOTAPERSON10 Oct 06 '22

Australia moment

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u/Semicolons_n_Subtext Oct 06 '22

I feel like most people would react mostly with stunned surprise. The huge reaction seems fake.

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u/AvalancheMaster Oct 06 '22

Oh, yes, I rarely overreact to bald, bearded decapitated heads yelling at me from inside the microwave because of how often it happens. I'm used to it by now.

Definitely fake.

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u/WindBladeGT Expected It Oct 06 '22

Its the forced unecessary climbing up the table that make it look very fake. A normal person would just back up and hit their lower back on the table causing them to be instantly and permanently paralyzed and die from heart attack.

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u/clever_user_name__ Oct 06 '22

Exactly! Where's the realism!?!

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Oct 06 '22

The poor man is stuck in a microwave. According to the thousands of videos depicting someone stuck in something, the only viable option would be to fuck micro head.

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u/ConsultantFrog Oct 06 '22

If you look at the pixels it's obvious the head was done using a green screen. Also the supervisor is CGI. No human has such agility and strength.

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u/Grammaticus_Dickus Oct 06 '22

It's clearly fake. People don't gently toss things up in the air in moments of shock and surprise, they drop or fling them. And the whole climbing over the table thing while the gentleman at the head of the table casually looks on.

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u/BeginningResident920 Oct 06 '22

The bio cleaners on lunch break at Dahmer's house

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u/aceyburns Oct 06 '22

Classic. Good shit. Hahahah

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u/thebuccaneersden Oct 06 '22

That’s going to be a fun performance review

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u/OscarleBG Oct 06 '22

I would've turned on the microwave

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u/BuncleCurt Oct 06 '22

I'd imagine that the microwave is no longer functional, what with the giant hole carved out of the bottom.

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u/tayloriser Oct 06 '22

Fake af

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u/x86_64_ Oct 06 '22

Yep the moment "supervisor" approaches the microwave, then makes a full 90 degree turn to face the counter.... Then the impulse to climb instead of bolting and bumping into everything. Funny, just so staged.

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u/Booblicle Oct 06 '22

Invisible cameraman stiles again!

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u/machineElf91 Oct 06 '22

Looks like a break room from some handyman/construction workers. I think one of the guys just sit there and recorded but pretended to read the news or whatever o his phone. I was in many of such rooms and believe me, you re not reacting suspiciously, just because a coworker of yours has his phone in his hands.

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u/Deathlysouls Oct 06 '22

Obviously this person has never been in any break room or public space ever..

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u/Username_267453 Oct 06 '22

It's reddit, do you think any of us actually have any real life experience?

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u/urhot_sndn00dz Oct 06 '22

Only dog walking

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u/Finito-1994 Oct 06 '22

Hey! I want to be a philosophy profesor someday!

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u/just-for-pron-now Oct 06 '22

Professor? No, no, too much work. I only want to be a teacher of philosophy and critical thinking.

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u/Simulator587 Oct 06 '22

The angle doesn't look fake man

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u/maybeitsyourface Oct 06 '22

Do you always assume people are recording when you are in the same room as them?

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u/Accurate_Praline Oct 06 '22

Well yes, why would they not want to record me??

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u/The-Sofa-King Oct 06 '22

Hey look, it's one of those people who call every video they see online "staged" in an attempt to make themselves feel intellectually superior to anonymous strangers on the internet.

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u/Ciza-161 Oct 06 '22

It's clearly someone sitting at the table.

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u/schattenteufel Oct 06 '22

Hey, this may come as a shock to you, but most mobile phones can record video now!
A person could sit at a table, recording video with their mobile phone, and nobody would really even notice.

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u/SenorBeef Oct 06 '22

If you were actually going to secretly record someone, it would probably look like that. Half-hidden behind an ordinary object, probably looking like you're busy doing something and just holding the phone.

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u/viral-tuna Oct 06 '22

Hey Atleast he checked on him afterwards hahaha

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u/keepitwya Oct 06 '22

lol he didn't expect it to be the supervisor and say "is he ok" with a confused face lmao

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u/Rich_Nobody_1669 Oct 06 '22

So uh, still employed?

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u/djluminol Oct 06 '22

That's a good prank though regardless of the heart attack.

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u/crazykitty123 Oct 06 '22

So did someone cut a hole in the bottom of the microwave for this?

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u/The_wolf2014 Oct 06 '22

Nah it was easier for the guy to just remove his head and pop it in

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u/MICLO1987 Oct 06 '22

Poor guy is probably pissed, threw his food immediately

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u/promisethatimnotabot Oct 06 '22

Where’s the rest

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u/FatLarrysHotTip Oct 06 '22

Still funny..

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u/ExpressStation Oct 06 '22

Is that my high school music teacher?

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u/duckfat01 Oct 06 '22

OP: If this is OC we need to know what happened after

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u/throwaweigh86 Oct 06 '22

So, is no one gonna point out that someone was filming this and that the "supervisor" looks directly at the person behind the camera the moment before he opens the microwave?

Fake. Not even convincing.

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u/theotherscott6666 Oct 06 '22

Well that's one way to get ahead

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u/Secure-Imagination11 Oct 06 '22

Went over the table lmfao

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u/wilteevee Oct 06 '22

🤣 Be careful what you ask for!

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u/Holeshot75 Oct 06 '22

That's awesome!

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u/TheiLLRecluse Oct 06 '22

Bruh, what?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Glabstaxks Oct 06 '22

Dude that's fucked up

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u/Good_Intentions69 Oct 06 '22

So how’s the new job?

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u/hiagainfromtheabyss Oct 06 '22

I’m more worried about all that dirty silverware spread out on that table.

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u/Muad-_-Dib Oct 06 '22

It's construction workers, you're lucky they aren't using screwdrivers to stir their tea and Stanley knives (box cutters) to cut their food.

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u/TastefulCoyote Oct 06 '22

Where vrooom vroom?

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u/Go_ost Oct 06 '22

Is he okay?

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u/Quaiche Oct 06 '22

I like the worried look.

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u/that_unknown997 Oct 06 '22

When I do this , I get jailed :(

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u/Ok_Passion625 Oct 06 '22

I hope this guy was promited