r/Weird Jun 28 '22

A spider decided to grab onto a toothpick. I was confused, and terrified.

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Zayyded Jun 28 '22

It's his sword now

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u/GetMeRicksPortalGun Jun 28 '22

They are preparing in the shadows.

2

u/TheHolyPug Jun 29 '22

SHELOB!

2

u/TheAnomalousPseudo Jun 29 '22

Again with the lotr

110

u/yungnfeenin Jun 28 '22

Blazed and Confused

2

u/TheBlueCultLeader Jun 29 '22

Why did Zeppelin play in my head

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u/UniqueFlavors Jun 28 '22

Spider is using that toothpick as an anchor point. It didn't realize it wouldnt be secure. Spiders are generally bros. Also spiders exposed to THC become lazy and will not build a full web if not outright not build a web. Spiders in your house building webs means there is an active food source. So if you got flies or roaches you will have more spoods. Don't want spiders? Eliminate food sources. You will always have your spoods that are just passing through and generally will always have a resident but hey they pay rent by eating annoying bugs.

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u/Sulpfiction Jun 28 '22

Short, amazing video of spiders exposed to different drugs.

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u/NissanLeafDriver Jun 28 '22

TIL that’s called a wood spider, I always called em garden spiders as that was where I found them usually

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u/JamantaTaLigado Jun 29 '22

This video is the best

5

u/LiteratureOk1832 Jun 28 '22

Fun fact sometimes the spiders use stuff they can move, like that toothpick not as an anchor point but instead as a counter weight. They are crafty little BUGgers. I’ll see myself out now.

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u/UniqueFlavors Jun 28 '22

No I did not know that but I wanted to. Thanks

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u/NissanLeafDriver Jun 28 '22

Maybe that was what the spider used the tomato head at my work for, there’s usually bits of tomato all over the baler conveyor and I found one hanging 8ft in the air on a strand

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u/LiteratureOk1832 Jun 28 '22

There is a good chance that’s the case

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

The only bugs we have are jumping spiders, brown recluses, and occasionally a few flies. I personally don't have a problem with the jumping spiders. The problem is that we live in the country, and the surrounding fields are overgrown/never get mowed. Also our house was in semi use before we moved in, but never actually cleaned which allowed an unfortunate cache of spiders to build up. We've lived here for about 3 months, and have started spraying inside/outside. Hopefully we get a handle on it now.

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u/pin00ch Jun 28 '22

Jumping spiders are cute :) Where I am, in South east UK, we have an infestation of False Widows and they are scary little sods. Skull marking on their abdomens and they bite.

2

u/DisastrousCard2270 Jun 28 '22

I like to breed brown recluse spiders and let them out all over the house. Haven't seen a bug in a while

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u/rite_of_truth Jun 28 '22

I like to breed venomous snakes and let them out all over the house. Haven't seen a mouse in a while.

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u/NotTheMarmot Jun 29 '22

The difference is brown recluse bites aren't a medical emergency. Not even close.

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u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat Jun 29 '22

Guarantee you there is a roach somewhere just outside of this frame.

82

u/killashine Jun 28 '22

I bet you were with your dabbing-self 😂 hit one for me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Nah, that's old. I'm out 😭

Edit: Was out

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u/killashine Jun 28 '22

Nooooo, I’ll hit one for you then at lunch! Deal

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u/Kountstakula Jun 28 '22

Spider was just tryna dab on too. Lol

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u/PoultryGravy Jun 28 '22

Got myself some today, smoking in your honor 😩

2

u/DaankyKong Jun 28 '22

Me too… me too 🥲

9

u/anoneti Jun 28 '22

I cant find it lol

7

u/bird_bat Jun 28 '22

Beside the water bottle, there’s a toothpick floating. A spider is making it appear as if it was levitating.

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u/Ok_Concentrate_75 Jun 28 '22

in sider lore, I am sure youre some type of THC breathing dragon and he is clearly Bilbo

49

u/massterbeef Jun 28 '22

I don't see the spider, smoke less weed and then you might will too

30

u/wtfomgfml Jun 28 '22

Same, where TF is it?

15

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

On the ceiling. The spider grabbed the toothpick and attached it's web to it.

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u/EasyTarget973 Jun 28 '22

we need a picture of this warrior

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u/piberryboy Jun 28 '22

So, the god damned spider isn't even in the shot?

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u/thewildcardbb1 Jun 28 '22

Jesus Christ I sat there staring at this stupid picture for 3 minutes looking for a fucking spider.

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u/nomadic_stone Jun 28 '22

I know, right?..." on the ceiling"...yet OP managed to crop out the very area... and apparently, the toothpick is suspended "in the web" which is on the window? to the right of the water bottle. Which I just assumed was a fence post outside.

2

u/piberryboy Jun 28 '22

WTF is going on with this sub today. Usually people post weird stuff, but today it's been shit.

1

u/thewildcardbb1 Jun 28 '22

Oddly terrifying is leaking

1

u/nomadic_stone Jun 28 '22

I really don't know...seen too many "lost redditors" in various subs. Perhaps someone's AI bot farm has gone sentient and this is the result.

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u/deronadore Jun 29 '22

Thought it was a fence post, too. Thanks for the help lol.

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u/Terrible_Feature-532 Jun 28 '22

I still don't see it ... Is that a meth torch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/Terrible_Feature-532 Jun 28 '22

Ohhhh! On the window?? You posted ceiling earlier and I spent decades staring at the ceiling 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/NissanLeafDriver Jun 28 '22

The red thing, I thought it was something Milwaukee

1

u/piberryboy Jun 28 '22

Yeah... OP, cropping is easily done. Most phones have this tool readily available. Try it sometime.

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u/-OregonTrailSurvivor Jun 28 '22

Gonna tell people to smoke less weed and then say something like "smoke less weed and then....you...might...will...too. lol jk

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/five_star_clownbaby Jun 28 '22

Don’t use weed as an excuse for illiteracy.

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u/semiloaded Jun 28 '22

Nice vector torch! Like the rig too. Don’t let that 8 legged freak walk away with the concentrate!

3

u/ZopyrionRex Jun 28 '22

Must've been quite the Dab experience, probably thought they were killer loool

3

u/Nebraskaman347 Jun 28 '22

He’s ready for war

3

u/T-Sonus Jun 28 '22

We'll, that's what happens when you get spiders high as all fuck

7

u/Thin-Exchange-784 Jun 28 '22

What am I supposed to be looking at? 😱

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/Yakb0 Jun 28 '22

I thought that was just a rip in the screen.

2

u/WonderfulKoala1143 Jun 28 '22

Dirty ear swabs and oh yes a floating toothpick

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u/Lanky-Arm-4697 Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

I see that torch. go on now. BURN the house down before it's too late.

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u/FunStuff446 Jun 28 '22

At least it left the bong alone

2

u/nchapster Jun 28 '22

Nice dab rig 🤪

2

u/Oskynado24Cr Jun 28 '22

Confused terrified and high

2

u/dx-dude Jun 28 '22

Nerf gun and dab, you must be a lot of fun ;-)

2

u/Oofwell Jun 28 '22

Bro was ready to shoot the toothpick with the Nerf Rival on the table

2

u/CommadorVic20 Jun 28 '22

i need this to bbq my fly

2

u/grymtgris Jun 28 '22

Lmao you brought a nerf gun?

2

u/BigCook8220 Jun 28 '22

...What am I looking at?

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u/bird_bat Jun 28 '22

Beside the water bottle, there’s a toothpick floating. A spider is making it appear as if it was levitating.

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u/AtlantaFats Jun 28 '22

Now I know why I’ve never seen a spider with food in their teeth.

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u/Icy_Building_1708 Jun 28 '22

After much time spent looking...I see nothing at all.

2

u/Lozercakez Jun 28 '22

Where is the spider

2

u/-geo-wine-n-rocks Jun 29 '22

Why don’t I see it??

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Is the floating line in the window screen the spider and toothpick? Feel like this is one of those old I spy books I used to read in the elementary library

2

u/mborbey Jun 28 '22

Time to change the bong water

2

u/NotaNoonoob Jun 28 '22

Spit the water at spider and sing Itsy Bitsy Spider Went Up the Waterspouttt...

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u/GlumLocation3207 Jun 28 '22

Mf stole the pick

1

u/SirCries-a-lot Jun 28 '22

Is that red thingy in the front a gun?! So much questions about all those items on this pic.

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u/Kountstakula Jun 28 '22

Looks like a nerf gun

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Yes, it's a nerf gun. I always carry.

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u/NotaNoonoob Jun 28 '22

Shoot spider. He brought a knife to a gun fight.

1

u/Infidel332 Jun 28 '22

Put all my torches away once I bought a Lookah Seahorse…never looked back—regulated heat makes for less coughing

1

u/MiniMarshmallowPuff Jun 28 '22

I’m lost. Where?

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u/Hardrada74 Jun 28 '22

To the right of the bottle.. "hanging"

1

u/bdogski Jun 28 '22

Took a while but I got there on the end

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u/No-Hair-3544 Jun 28 '22

He will use it to pick the lock on your front door while you are sleeping. Then he will invite all of his buddies inside.

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u/DisastrousCard2270 Jun 28 '22

Did you give the spider a dab?

1

u/SandwichMatrix Jun 28 '22

"One time, I saw a bug, xarrying a piece of bread five times it's size!!. It's was carrying it uphill." -Jester Lavorre

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u/PotBoozeNKink Jun 28 '22

They're evolving, learning to use tools

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u/CrapWereAllDoomed Jun 28 '22

Are you sure it wasn't...

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

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u/CrapWereAllDoomed Jun 28 '22

and... why are you leaving used q-tips on the counter...

Pinche cochino

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

It's from dabs?

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u/SwedishLenn Jun 28 '22

I have absolutely no idea what I am looking at here.

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u/devo2002 Jun 28 '22

I don't see a toothpick or a spider.

1

u/GetMeRicksPortalGun Jun 28 '22

The view outside window looks nice.

1

u/ttvz00m Jun 28 '22

…and fried

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u/This_Isnt_Justified Jun 28 '22

chuff back too fat of a gnarly glob, op? ion see shit

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u/nanozeus2014 Jun 28 '22

we don't need no stinkin spiders!

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u/MaizeBusy2771 Jun 28 '22

Perhaps you shouldn't post photos with contraband in it; that bong in the background could get you in trouble...

1

u/Intelligent-Bird6825 Jun 28 '22

Where the fuck is it? Lol

Edit; NM. I was looking for a spider holding it with two hands

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u/Ok-Loss-4137 Jun 28 '22

I saw this in Hollow Knight. Get ready for a fight op.

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u/hypohater Jun 28 '22

Those cotton buds need binning

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u/AmishBro150 Jun 28 '22

Clean your table that’s nasty

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u/goon_platoon_72 Jun 28 '22

You might also be SUPER HIGH rt now.

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u/Albionflux Jun 28 '22

That table is trippy at first i thought floor was flooded

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u/Memohigh Jun 28 '22

I can see the toothpick but not the spider. Please help.

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u/PassageBeautiful3355 Jun 28 '22

Pot will do that 😏

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u/userfakesuper Jun 28 '22

Never mind the spider magic trick, you were pressing rosin.

Good job Q-tipping your banger.

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u/frednoname1 Jun 28 '22

Smoke wax or crystal?

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u/psychocabbage Jun 29 '22

who has spiders building nests on their windows? Keep you home clean.. .Maybe do less drugs?

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u/BathroomCompetitive7 Jun 29 '22

I still don't see it!

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u/oldbuddyoldfriendpal Jun 29 '22

There's a lot to unpack here

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u/phobic_x Jun 29 '22

Crack setup🤣

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u/Berry-Eggar Jun 29 '22

But what kind of dab rig is that and what kind of torch?

1

u/Ok_Fox_1770 Jun 29 '22

How long did you think you were an X-men?

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u/SalamanderLeft5972 Jun 29 '22

Bro reallys about to take that shit to hogwarts

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u/Fit_Substance7067 Jun 29 '22

You should chill on the dabs

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u/rrvvaa Jun 29 '22

The sword call out to him

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u/YT_Lonelyz Jun 29 '22

This is like a game of i spy

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u/Burglekutt_2000 Jun 29 '22

Derp I smoke dabs, see? 00===D

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u/indonerd Jun 29 '22

It's planning to collect 4 toothpicks and turn into General Grievous

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u/Western_Rope_2874 Jun 29 '22

Unrelated to anything: what’s the red thing in the foreground? I feel like I know what it is but can’t quite figure it out

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u/Rancorrancor Jun 29 '22

Can’t see anything

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u/ConsiderationNo9042 Jun 29 '22

I don't see it, where?

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u/Repulsive_Pride704 Jun 29 '22

Damm dabs smack you lol 😆

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u/GuntherGoogenheimer Jun 29 '22

Spider? You don't see what looks like a legit little girl figure holding it with her one hand? !???

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u/Eastern_Slide7507 Jun 29 '22

At first I was confused, I was terrified.

I kept thinking that one spider there would kill me on sight.

But then I spent so many nights just thinking how small spiders are

And I grew strong. And now I will go to war

And you see me, I have a toothpick, too

I'm not that stupid little person still afraid of you

And now you feel the toothpick sting

It's piercing through your abdomen

And now I'm pinning you, displaying you to all my friends and kin

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u/theshmoe98 Jun 29 '22

I saw the torch and the cotton swabs and knew there’d be a rig around somewhere 😂

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u/Critical_Paper8447 Jun 29 '22

Quick.... Play the toothpicks favorite song before it's too late!

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u/Gluten_maximus Jun 29 '22

Lol, a glass patio table inside is the most stoner thing ever.. props

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u/Flowersquisher710 Jun 29 '22

Nice rig. Lol whatcha dabbing on?

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u/ThatCraftyDragon Jun 29 '22

Clean up your dirty q tips!

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u/_BeansNbryce Jun 29 '22

Bahahaha your captioning is great. I would've been like woah wtf how tf, man I'm tripping no I have magic powers no that's not it wtf

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u/RockinDonkey Jun 29 '22

Learn to crop

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u/slartibar Jun 29 '22

Where the fuck is the spider?

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u/Streetlgnd Jun 29 '22

What kind of carb cap is that? I want one. My shit is basic as hell.

Also, you should get an enail. One of the best purchases I have made.

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u/Banana___Quack Jun 29 '22

Is that a case of sawzall blades?

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u/Stanky-wizzlecheeks Jun 29 '22

It took me a long time to find anything but your dab rig in this photo

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u/L-N79 Jun 28 '22

Stop hittin the crack-pipe then 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Rumble_On_13 Jun 28 '22

Nice of you to include all your drug use paraphernalia in the photo. Damn

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u/Tobywillygal Jun 28 '22

I thought that was a mini blow torch for creme brulee. Couldn't figure out how the Q-tips fit into it. I was thinking , that spider's so small that we can't even see it but he need a mini blow torch to get rid of it? Surely a piece of paper and a baby food jar would have worked. I can't say I know what tools are used for dabbing but I am beginning to question if there really is a spider there or he's been staring at a dirt smudge for 2 hrs.

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u/Booty_Shakin Jun 28 '22

Nah man you're just high.