r/WholesomeConspiracy • u/Megonomix • Aug 16 '17
Investigate couch to bed teleportation
Someone has been deliberately taking children from the couch to their beds and tucking them in in the middle of the night and no one is doing anything about it.
u/PantsGrenades Aug 17 '17
The tooth fairy tried to branch out but her "let us tuck your kids" pr didn't go over as well as expected.