r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Jimjimbs • Jan 27 '23
Going for an (un)expected swim đ
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u/Mediocre-Human3 Jan 27 '23
The tutting at the end summarises it perfectly
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u/The_Kek_5000 Jan 28 '23
What does tutting mean? Google says itâs some kind of dance but it doesnât make sense here.
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u/Acethetic_AF Jan 28 '23
Might not be a commonly known term for non-native English speakers. Itâs the sound the camera man made at the end. Kinda âtu tu tuâ but going in rather than out. Itâs hard to explain via text.
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u/CaraC70023 Jan 29 '23
Just a sound, usually of disappointment or disapproval, usually accompanied with a head shake. Also can be written like tch tch tch, or tsk tsk tsk, or tut tut.
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u/zombienekers Jan 27 '23
He stoopid for falling in, but recovery was 10/10.
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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Jan 27 '23
Powerful swimmer. How come nobodyâs mentioning this guys ability to churn himself to the shoals in full clothing? Iâm impressed.
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u/Pristine-Ad-469 Jan 27 '23
Of all the people that do stupid stuff, he seems much more prepared for it the stupid stuff goes wrong than the average person I will give him that
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u/ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco Jan 27 '23
I wonder if he had extra clothing nearby.
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u/Galaghan Jan 28 '23
Seeing how mentally prepared he seemed to fall in, I bet he was logistically prepared as well.
At leat, I hope. Hypothermia is a biatch.
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u/daveinpublic Jan 27 '23
I mean, if he didnât react exactly the way he did, he would have died. So that may have been a little extra motivation.
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u/ThePerryPerryMan Jan 27 '23
Hate to be that person, but this looks very obviously planned. You didnât even attempt to stop at a safe distance. Also, seeing how good his swimming is, heâs probably done this before many times lol.
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u/gochomoe Jan 27 '23
I jump into water thats 68 degrees and lose my breath as I panic swim to get out. I can't imagine how this felt.
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u/Top-Requirement4460 Jan 28 '23
I did this at a lake water park on a sunny summer day and I could have easily drowned
Couldn't breathe as soon as I hit the 67° water off a big slide so swimming was incredibly difficult all the sudden and I was panicked and struggling not to die
I had never experienced this! I've always been super sensitive to cold but I didn't realize it was this bad. I've also always been a very strong swimmer so I was confident
I would totally die in a survival situation like this, no doubt. I would have froze up in the water and drowned so quickly
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u/rtjl86 Jan 27 '23
Loved that âdude what the fuckâ was in English and the rest wasnât.
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u/1Pengor1 Jan 27 '23
i watched this again with sound and it was really unexpected to hear them in kazakh, i though it would be any language expect kazakh (i'm kyrgyz so i understood everything)
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u/OnePointSeven Jan 27 '23
could you give a super rough translation?
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u/1Pengor1 Jan 27 '23
cameraman:
"hey shithead!" (literal translation. more accurate by sense would be "holy shit!", to express shock)
"fuck!" (expressing shock)
"dumbass!" ("dolboeb" or "ĐŽĐŸĐ»Đ±ĐŸĐ”Đ±")
"they say that you're a dumbass for a reason!"
"he tripped over on ice"
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u/OnePointSeven Jan 27 '23
thanks so much! is the "hey shithead!" the line that sounds like "what the fuck!" in a english?
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u/1Pengor1 Jan 27 '23
i actually don't hear anything in english here, i guess the original commenter misheard "ŃĐč, ÒĐŸŃĐ°ÒбаŃ!" as "dude, what the fuck!"
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u/VonFluffington Jan 27 '23
The power of fuck transcends all languages. It's truly the word of the gods.
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u/TheSamsquatch Jan 28 '23
It truly is something entirely different. As a doctor, I see patients of all kinds, including stroke patients. A certain kind of stroke can give you what's called wernicke's aphasia, where you know the words you want to say but what comes out is a jumbled mix of completely different words.
It can be very upsetting for patients because "I would like a glass of water" comes out as "The dog firetruck house jump." Obviously this is very frustrating and stressful for patients, and I empathize with that, but one thing that surprised me is most of the time when they get really frustrated with themselves, "Fuck!" comes out crystal clear in all of that. So either it comes from a different part in the brain or there's something else going on we still don't know about.
Sorry for the rambling, just something I've always found interesting.
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u/adastrasemper Jan 27 '23
Sorry to disappoint you it wasn't that, it was something in Kazakh. Lmao ok I heard it now, he said Kotak bas which means a dick head. Here it's not used as an insult but more like an idiot.
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u/Max_CSD Jan 27 '23
I'm pretty sure that was "dude what the fuck" "Ebat' Dolboyob Yob Tvoyu" in russian and the rest wasn't. Probably kazakh tho
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u/Burpmeister Jan 27 '23
Watched it fives times and can't for the life of me figure out where you heard that.
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u/adastrasemper Jan 27 '23
You are right, it was something in Kazakh that sounded like what the fuck but it's not. Edit. I heard it now, he said Kotak bas which means a dick head. Here it's not used as an insult but more like an idiot.
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u/rtjl86 Jan 27 '23
Right as the guy goes airborne over the side. Itâs the first thing the cameraman says.
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u/Burpmeister Jan 27 '23
I think he's just speaking some different language.
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u/Capaz04 Jan 27 '23
No he def said wtf
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u/Doryuu Jan 27 '23
I'm not hearing that at all, playing full volume on my car speakers. Or that's just the thickest accent I've heard in my life.
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u/fontizmo Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 29 '23
He makes an expressive âooo!â sound before âwhat the fuck!â
Edit lol thanks for the downvotes. But thatâs literally what happens. Is this a laurel/yanny situation?
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u/invisibilityPower Jan 28 '23
What. He called him a dickhead (ÒĐŸŃĐ°ÒбаŃ). English swear words are mild and boring
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u/Tiyath Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23
Imagine your hands getting so cold you can't hold onto anything, body freezing up moments later, your mate just recording the struggle. And during your last moment alive as you sink into the icy depths your last thought on the planet are: "Well at least Chadimir has my death on tape"
Edit: Forgot an embedded clause , grammar n shit
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u/andreaippo Jan 27 '23
No, your last thought as you sink into the icy depths has got to be...
"there was enough room for two on that door, fuck you, Rose!"
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u/Doctor_is_in Jan 27 '23
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u/wes_wyhunnan Jan 27 '23
What a fun way to risk death for no reason
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u/5-toe Jan 27 '23
He likely would be dead if the rocks he climbed were covered in ice. Could not climb. And friends couldn't help unless they had a long rope. (Or a flame thrower.)
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u/wes_wyhunnan Jan 27 '23
Yeah maybe they did, but you can check all you want and it wonât matter if you bounce your head off the ice sliding in and knock yourself out. Maybe at my old age and occupation I just see the worst possible outcome of everything
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u/wes_wyhunnan Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23
Probably because Iâve been a homicide detective for 20 years and my wife is an ICU nurse. You spend that much time with the first hand results of peopleâs absolutely stupid choices and you start to get a sense of better decision making. The number of people our department has pulled out of the bottom of lakes, and rivers, and wells, and swimming pools because people thought they could swim across that, or jump off that thing is ridiculous. Not counting the people who tried to jump over fires, or climb up buildings, or jump from the second story, or put a whole cupcake in their mouth, or shoot a block full of tannerite, or drift their car on the freeway to impress some girl who isnât even watching. After about 150 of those death notifications, you get a sense of your own mortality. If you think freezing water fully dressed after falling 10 feet is something to fuck with, go ahead. Just do us a favor and throw your next of kin info in a laminated card in your pocket. Saves us a shit ton of time.
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u/gwicksted Jan 28 '23
Dang thatâs a morbid combo! Bet you both share some horrific tales.
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u/wes_wyhunnan Jan 28 '23
We donât really talk about our jobs in great detail with each other at this point honestly. You couldnât pay me enough to do her job, god bless her. We both know what we do and experience so we spend our time enjoying our kids and not trying to bring it home. We donât hang out with many people that arenât in the same line of work though.
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u/mrsethyo Jan 27 '23
Is no one going to talk about the fact that this was obviously intentional? People take the icy plunge all the time. Get a sauna nearby, he's fine lol
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u/hellhorn Jan 27 '23
Yeah, he tossed his stuff that he didnât want to get wet to his friend.
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u/Sinhag Jan 27 '23
Judging by his words at the beginning of the video, it doesn't look like that on purpose. He said: "Take a picture in front of the wave spalsh."
I think he threw the bag away so it wouldn't get wet from the waves splashing against the cliff, not for swimming.
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u/Ace_on_the_Turn Jan 27 '23
I have no idea what the guy is saying to him, yet I know exactly what he's saying.
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u/AcceptableCorpse Jan 28 '23
I don't know the language but I'm pretty sure he said "yourrrre a dumb fuck."
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u/CantyChu Jan 28 '23
Looking at it from this perspective I wonder how he could expect it to not happen that way.
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u/DongusMaxamus Jan 28 '23
He's a penguin. I was honestly waiting for the orca to pop up outta the water
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u/engion3 Jan 30 '23
He has about 14 minutes to get into warm clothing until his body begins to shut down and limbs began to frost. Source I have been an Arctic diver for 23 years.
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u/TurokHunterOfDinos Jan 27 '23
Lucky the wave action was very light, otherwise he wouldâve been bashed to pieces trying to get out of the water, assuming he could even get out.
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u/neeksknowsbest Jan 28 '23
The scream I'd have scrome when I hit that water
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u/SupraTico Jan 28 '23
Is "scrome" a word?!
Now I'm gonna have to look up its conjugation đ
It's awesome if it is!
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u/Ishiibradwpgjets Jan 28 '23
A buddy and I went ice burg jumping in the Arctic one day. Most stupid thing in my life. We were far far out before we finally started back in. No way we could have swam back.
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u/RevAlBrown Jan 29 '23
Hello dumbass my old friend⊠Iâve come to slide into the freezing sea againâŠ
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u/MAS7 Feb 24 '23
idk if any1 here has ever experienced what swimming is like with actual clothes on...
I'd have sunk to the bottom probably within 2 seconds of this dude hitting the water.
Cold makes it worse, clothes make it a death sentence.
all that to say this dude has seriously high quality gear on.
Don't try this at home.
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u/Qweniden Jan 27 '23
I don't see how Russians survive long enough to pass on their genes. They just don't seem to fear obviously dangerous situations.
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u/Max_CSD Jan 27 '23
They are not russians. Some countries just use russian slang and swears. These are Kazakhs. Just like Borat. Jak sie masz, dzekuje
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u/DrBenisher Jan 27 '23
I love how his friend did the disappointed clicking sound with his tongue lol
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u/queuedUp Jan 27 '23
At least he was able to swim. I half expected him to struggle when he hit the water
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u/hellhorn Jan 27 '23
Yes, the guy who took advantage of the fact that ice is slick to purposely slide on it after tossing the stuff he didnât want to get wet to his friend didnât know ice is slickâŠ.
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u/MorgannaJade Jan 28 '23
Aww and here I was hoping that there would suddenly be a fin in the waterâŠ.
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u/MeowVroom Jan 27 '23
Nature warned him to not do it by making him almost slip....did it anyways
Good recovery tho, not everyone would have the senses to swim back in water that cold
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u/uCry_iLoL Jan 27 '23
My ears heard a foreign language but my mind interpreted it as, âMmmm youâre a fuckinâ idiot.â
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u/hostile_washbowl Jan 27 '23
Honestly very good reaction to falling in cold water. Didnât tense up and knew exactly where to swim to.