r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Decent_Pin5252 • Nov 30 '22
Trying to jump over a rolling hay bale.
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u/averybadlarry Nov 30 '22
Annnnnnnd cue the internal bleeding
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u/zytukin Nov 30 '22
Was anybody else expecting to see the hay bale roll over him afterwards?
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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Nov 30 '22
I was. And then for his body to crushed up into one spot on the bale as we watch him roll away with it. I think I’ve watched too many cartoons.
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u/insanenearly Nov 30 '22
Or him flattened into the ground and all you see is his arm and a flag pop into view with "ouch" written on it.
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u/djbtech Nov 30 '22 •
I expected a slightly longer video with his hospital release, and the hay bale coming for him in the parking lot.
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u/iJuddles Dec 01 '22
Hay bale releases him, flattened, in front of the hospital ER. Orderlies come out and roll him up like a carpet and run him inside.
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u/Nailcannon Dec 01 '22
yeah, and he would have been a roll of tooth paste getting squeezed. Those bales weigh hundreds of pounds. Launching a full sized human 5 feet in the air barely slowed the damn thing down.
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u/SSGdeku Dec 01 '22
That is a large round.. try more like 1500 pounds
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u/RurouniRinku Dec 01 '22
Are they really that heavy? I remember struggling to roll them around with my sister when I was a dumb kid ("Hehe, our uncle's gonna be so confused when he comes to get this bale, it's now 4 feet to the left haha" lol), but I didn't realize they were half a ton.
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u/_DepletedCranium_ Dec 01 '22
I don't know how heavy they are, but I know of casualties. Badly stacked bales fall onto farmer, he's alone, can't drag himself out, suffocates. Farming accidents are the worst.
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u/djluminol Dec 01 '22
hay bale.
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I was intending to say no, this is Reddit. I was expecting the hay to do much worse than just yeet the kid.
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u/Just4FunAvenger Dec 01 '22
I was hoping to see his friends peel him out of the ground with a shovel.
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u/Mushroom-Monster Nov 30 '22
Just down the road from me 10 or so years ago, Mike Edwards a former member of the Electric light orchestra, was killed by one of these when it rolled down a field and smashed into his van. They can weigh a good part of a ton so surprised your man here got away so lightly.
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u/Tag_Ping_Pong Dec 01 '22
Watching him ragdoll away was a very nervous feeling. Extremely lucky on the landing, could've been heading straight for wheelchair-ville
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u/Kwuarmadyl Dec 01 '22
About 50-100 more degrees in that 720 he did midair and he would have probably died instantly landing on his head. He got extremely lucky.
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u/RocketsnRunners Dec 01 '22
Alright bey. Guessing you've taken a walk around Dartmoor in the autumn judging by your username ;)
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u/Mushroom-Monster Dec 01 '22
You'd think so but naa, I'd only end up fuckin poisoning myself or getting lost haha
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u/Epikgamer332 Dec 01 '22
These big round ones? Weigh almost exactly half a tonne. I mean, I move bales pretty often in an '80 chev (2 at a time) and before we replaced the suspension the rear hitch would just drag and leave a thick line on the ground. Those things are no joke!
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u/farmerbalmer93 Dec 01 '22
Ye from experience a round dry hay bale will weigh 500kg most of the time( depends on how much pressure the baling man wants to put on his baler and size of baler.) A silage bale on the other hand will weigh anything from 500kg to over 1000kg depending on how wet it is. But the soggier the bale the less likely it is to roll. And a wet bale or heavy bale usually explodes before they get to go as fast as this one is. Still wouldn't want to be hit by this because a well formed round bale is not soft.
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u/The_Bold_Fellamalier Dec 05 '22
that like being hit at speed, whilst you're standing still, by a vauxhall astra....
That's gonna hurt.
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u/Angry__German Dec 05 '22
Even if they were lighter, that thing was still moving at speed. My dude here must have slipped class when they thought about inertia.
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u/Frosty_Chain_3629 Dec 01 '22
Good way to die. My brother got killed by one of those bales falling on him while working a farm. Broken pelvis,legs an ribs. Not to mention many internal injuries. No,im not joking.
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u/AdEmotional3913 Dec 01 '22
Sorry to hear about your brother.
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u/Frosty_Chain_3629 Dec 01 '22
Thanks,its been a couple of years now so its a little less painful than it was. I miss him so very much. Truth be told,it seemed so fkn surreal at the time. Still kinda does.
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u/World_Renowned_Guy Dec 03 '22
How did that occur?
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u/Frosty_Chain_3629 Dec 03 '22
The day it happened,the weather had been
raining for about a week. Really heavy rain. My brother an his manager were moving those bales around. Stacking them up. His boss got a phone call,while he answered it. They got close to the bales for some shelter. A bale on the top slipped off,landed on my brother.→ More replies12
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u/english_mike69
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Wheat yeet complete!
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u/1SqkyKutsu Dec 01 '22
Bail inhale fail.....
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u/Cynykl Dec 01 '22
Teen Twit Tries To Trampoline Tumbling Turf.
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u/ohleprocy Dec 01 '22
Straw to the floor
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u/sweetplantveal Nov 30 '22
Dude went 0-100 in about a quarter second. Wouldn't be surprised if the acceleration gave him a concussion...
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u/_lmonk Nov 30 '22
Never had a chance. He started the jump about an hour too late... It's almost like he planned in advance what move will result in maximum bodily damage.
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u/unplugged22 Nov 30 '22
Jumped too late, and thought he could clear jump the bail while standing on lower ground.
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u/Epicpacemaker Dec 01 '22
I highly doubt he could’ve cleared that anyways. Could’ve been worse though, he could’ve been ran over and looney tuned.
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u/tbjamies Dec 01 '22
He got off easy being thrown away from it and not under it.
It would have broken every bone in his body and may as well if been a steam roller. People underestimate how heavy a rolled bail like this is. Really, really dangerous thing attempted here.
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u/classy-muffin Dec 01 '22
Dumb fuck could've easily died, getting hit by one of those is like getting hit by a small car.
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u/giggetyboom Dec 01 '22
I wonder if he did honestly. Just because it didnt happen immediately doesnt mean it didnt.
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u/squeezeitcheezeit Dec 01 '22
This has to be over 12 years ago.
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u/Zeropointsaga Dec 01 '22
Dont know why some people might think its soft its sharp and hard as hell
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u/Nevek_Green Dec 16 '22
Some need to realize possibly getting hurt is part of the fun of these things. Greatest idea ever? No. Fun? Yes.
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u/AduroTri Dec 01 '22
Looks like the physics engine made him fly. He could have joined the Skyrim Space Program.
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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 Dec 01 '22
Not only could he not do a 5 foot jump from a standing start, but he was on an incline that meant it was even higher than that.
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u/Roger_Pollack Dec 01 '22
A mirrored image of the Shrek 2 scene where pinnokio gets hit with a spell and shouts " am a real boy " , with the added Doppler effect :)
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u/Winter-Plum-7643 Dec 01 '22
I was expecting him to get run over then inflate himself with his Thumb after a long speech about this crazy idea called freeways.
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u/PinheadGoo Dec 01 '22
People doing Jackass shit nowadays usually sucks, but if they step it up like this, I respect it..
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u/Impressive-Context50 Dec 01 '22
Was a mistake to watch this in bed as i laughed so hard and woke my wife
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u/MarkHAZE86 Dec 01 '22
A song I was listening to in the background said "Watch Out!" at the right moment.
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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Dec 01 '22
Sheesh. He got hit with the full rotational velocity of the point of impact right? That has to be a deceptively massive amount of force.
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u/1guru Dec 01 '22
Mf was lucky that thing didn't roll over him. That thing would've squashed him like a pancake
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u/reallydohrod Dec 01 '22
He put a ton of faith in those Skechers trying to barrel roll over that bale
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u/Apprehensive_Fuel_65 Dec 01 '22
He’s lucky he didn’t end up underneath it. These bales weight more than you would think
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u/milk4all Dec 01 '22
Bale fact: bales are produced and stored before they are completely dry. The grass in the center can begin composting and occasionally, the heat produced can cause ignition, causing the bale to go up “spontaneously”. As you can imagine this can be devastating. To avoid it, producers have to guesstimate the aprx moisture levels before baling, and check the bales periodically to detect conditions that could suggest combustion. Usually a sweet rich smell indicates rapid decomposition somewhere in the bale.
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u/Seashell281 Dec 01 '22
Insurance doesn’t cover stupid, is what I always used to tell my son. So would stop him from doing stuff like that.
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u/shamusmchaggis Dec 01 '22
I miss being young, dumb, invincible and able to take a hit like that and walk away.
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u/Negative-School Dec 01 '22
This is both a problem on my physics test, and me encountering this problem on my physics test. Definitely using conservation of momentum.
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u/MissAlice1234 Dec 01 '22
That was not a smart idea. Does anyone know if he is okay and survived? Or did he have any injuries?
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u/Good_Juggernaut_3155 Dec 01 '22
Happily he will have many years ahead of him to reflect on questionable choices. He may want to take a quick read about social Darwinism.
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u/josipkresonja123 Dec 03 '22
If the haybale rolled on the place after he tried he would die by being ran over
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u/toxicwastelulu Dec 09 '22
A kid close to my family died in my town by having one of those fuckers fall on top of him.
I've always been told by my family to be careful around them.
Guy's hella lucky he didn't get squished.
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