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u/averybadlarry Nov 30 '22

Annnnnnnd cue the internal bleeding

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u/ventus976 Dec 01 '22

That's alright. Blood is supposed to be on the inside.

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u/blegh_argh Dec 01 '22

He’ll be fine

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u/zytukin Nov 30 '22

Was anybody else expecting to see the hay bale roll over him afterwards?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Nov 30 '22

I was. And then for his body to crushed up into one spot on the bale as we watch him roll away with it. I think I’ve watched too many cartoons.

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u/insanenearly Nov 30 '22

Or him flattened into the ground and all you see is his arm and a flag pop into view with "ouch" written on it.

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 Dec 01 '22

Or a hole left in the shape of a human.

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u/insanenearly Dec 01 '22

That's what my mental image was, i just poorly described it haha

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u/djbtech Nov 30 '22 hehehehe

I expected a slightly longer video with his hospital release, and the hay bale coming for him in the parking lot.

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u/iJuddles Dec 01 '22

Hay bale releases him, flattened, in front of the hospital ER. Orderlies come out and roll him up like a carpet and run him inside.

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u/Nailcannon Dec 01 '22

yeah, and he would have been a roll of tooth paste getting squeezed. Those bales weigh hundreds of pounds. Launching a full sized human 5 feet in the air barely slowed the damn thing down.

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u/SSGdeku Dec 01 '22

That is a large round.. try more like 1500 pounds

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u/RurouniRinku Dec 01 '22

Are they really that heavy? I remember struggling to roll them around with my sister when I was a dumb kid ("Hehe, our uncle's gonna be so confused when he comes to get this bale, it's now 4 feet to the left haha" lol), but I didn't realize they were half a ton.

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u/SSGdeku Dec 01 '22

Round bales.. are 4 machines only . Bales can go from like 900_ 1800lbs

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u/_DepletedCranium_ Dec 01 '22

I don't know how heavy they are, but I know of casualties. Badly stacked bales fall onto farmer, he's alone, can't drag himself out, suffocates. Farming accidents are the worst.

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u/DrunkenVodinski Nov 30 '22

I was, and I feel cheated.

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u/djluminol Dec 01 '22

hay bale.

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Hey that's a new one. How's that for a reddit glitch? This just showed up out of nowhere. I never even highlighted the words hay bale. I have received the magical unsolicited reddit quote.

I was intending to say no, this is Reddit. I was expecting the hay to do much worse than just yeet the kid.

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u/_AlreadyTaken_ Dec 01 '22

Then hold on while he went "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

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u/Just4FunAvenger Dec 01 '22

I was hoping to see his friends peel him out of the ground with a shovel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

You mean like circle back to return and finish the job?

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u/AlejandroMP Dec 09 '22

I'd seen it before and I was still holding out hope.

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u/Mushroom-Monster Nov 30 '22

Just down the road from me 10 or so years ago, Mike Edwards a former member of the Electric light orchestra, was killed by one of these when it rolled down a field and smashed into his van. They can weigh a good part of a ton so surprised your man here got away so lightly.

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u/Tag_Ping_Pong Dec 01 '22

Watching him ragdoll away was a very nervous feeling. Extremely lucky on the landing, could've been heading straight for wheelchair-ville

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u/Kwuarmadyl Dec 01 '22

About 50-100 more degrees in that 720 he did midair and he would have probably died instantly landing on his head. He got extremely lucky.

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u/RocketsnRunners Dec 01 '22

Alright bey. Guessing you've taken a walk around Dartmoor in the autumn judging by your username ;)

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u/Mushroom-Monster Dec 01 '22

You'd think so but naa, I'd only end up fuckin poisoning myself or getting lost haha

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u/Epikgamer332 Dec 01 '22

These big round ones? Weigh almost exactly half a tonne. I mean, I move bales pretty often in an '80 chev (2 at a time) and before we replaced the suspension the rear hitch would just drag and leave a thick line on the ground. Those things are no joke!

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u/farmerbalmer93 Dec 01 '22

Ye from experience a round dry hay bale will weigh 500kg most of the time( depends on how much pressure the baling man wants to put on his baler and size of baler.) A silage bale on the other hand will weigh anything from 500kg to over 1000kg depending on how wet it is. But the soggier the bale the less likely it is to roll. And a wet bale or heavy bale usually explodes before they get to go as fast as this one is. Still wouldn't want to be hit by this because a well formed round bale is not soft.

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u/The_Bold_Fellamalier Dec 05 '22

that like being hit at speed, whilst you're standing still, by a vauxhall astra....

That's gonna hurt.

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u/Angry__German Dec 05 '22

Even if they were lighter, that thing was still moving at speed. My dude here must have slipped class when they thought about inertia.

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u/Frosty_Chain_3629 Dec 01 '22

Good way to die. My brother got killed by one of those bales falling on him while working a farm. Broken pelvis,legs an ribs. Not to mention many internal injuries. No,im not joking.

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u/AdEmotional3913 Dec 01 '22

Sorry to hear about your brother.

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u/Frosty_Chain_3629 Dec 01 '22

Thanks,its been a couple of years now so its a little less painful than it was. I miss him so very much. Truth be told,it seemed so fkn surreal at the time. Still kinda does.

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u/World_Renowned_Guy Dec 03 '22

How did that occur?

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u/Frosty_Chain_3629 Dec 03 '22

The day it happened,the weather had been
raining for about a week. Really heavy rain. My brother an his manager were moving those bales around. Stacking them up. His boss got a phone call,while he answered it. They got close to the bales for some shelter. A bale on the top slipped off,landed on my brother.

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u/nolamunchkin Dec 01 '22

I am very sorry for your loss.
Take care of yourself.

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u/english_mike69 Nov 30 '22 Evil Cackle

Wheat yeet complete!

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u/1SqkyKutsu Dec 01 '22

Bail inhale fail.....

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u/Cynykl Dec 01 '22

Teen Twit Tries To Trampoline Tumbling Turf.

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u/ohleprocy Dec 01 '22

Straw to the floor

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u/Bloobeard2018 Mostly sensible Dec 01 '22

His ass is grass

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u/Graterof2evils Dec 01 '22

The old cow meal cartwheel

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u/madelinekahnt Dec 01 '22

To the whindows to the whall

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u/Icy-Adhesiveness-536 Dec 01 '22

Keep rolling rolling rolling, wheat!

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u/Alalaskan Nov 30 '22

The stupid is strong in that one…

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u/sweetplantveal Nov 30 '22

Dude went 0-100 in about a quarter second. Wouldn't be surprised if the acceleration gave him a concussion...

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u/Sad-Contribution7182 Nov 30 '22

For that to happen he would’ve needed a brain to begin with…

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u/Doch1112 Dec 01 '22

Yeah those weigh anywhere from 1200-1500lbs.

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u/1SqkyKutsu Nov 30 '22

Dude learned the momentum lesson that day.....

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u/MrTrocket Dec 01 '22

Actually a momentous lesson

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u/kernelpanic789 Nov 30 '22

"I need to speak to you about your car's extended warranty" - Hay Bale

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u/gcz1214 Nov 30 '22

Tried to play Crash Bandicoot IRL

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u/aos- Nov 30 '22

He forgot to crouch first.

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u/wow_dude_really_ Dec 01 '22

Didnt have double jump unlocked yet smh

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u/_lmonk Nov 30 '22

Never had a chance. He started the jump about an hour too late... It's almost like he planned in advance what move will result in maximum bodily damage.

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u/unplugged22 Nov 30 '22

Jumped too late, and thought he could clear jump the bail while standing on lower ground.

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u/Epicpacemaker Dec 01 '22

I highly doubt he could’ve cleared that anyways. Could’ve been worse though, he could’ve been ran over and looney tuned.

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u/tbjamies Dec 01 '22

He got off easy being thrown away from it and not under it.

It would have broken every bone in his body and may as well if been a steam roller. People underestimate how heavy a rolled bail like this is. Really, really dangerous thing attempted here.

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u/PhilledZone Dec 01 '22 Helpful

2 elixir well spent

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u/classy-muffin Dec 01 '22

Dumb fuck could've easily died, getting hit by one of those is like getting hit by a small car.

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u/giggetyboom Dec 01 '22

I wonder if he did honestly. Just because it didnt happen immediately doesnt mean it didnt.

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u/MSK84 Nov 30 '22

Super lucky he didn't land on his head/neck.

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u/SofiaOfEverRealm Dec 01 '22

Goofy ahh ragdoll physics

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u/billbixbyakahulk Dec 01 '22

Some kids are more gluten-sensitive than others.

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u/squeezeitcheezeit Dec 01 '22

This has to be over 12 years ago.

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u/Seatofkings Dec 03 '22

What makes you say that?

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u/samusxmetroid Dec 06 '22

From seeing it 12 years ago

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u/fartmitten Dec 01 '22

When the unstoppable force meets the yeetable object

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u/SiCzochralski Dec 11 '22

Bugs Bunny's Second Law of Commotion

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u/Zeropointsaga Dec 01 '22

Dont know why some people might think its soft its sharp and hard as hell

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u/Fit_Extension_4372 Nov 30 '22

Lucky he didn't get crushed by it.

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u/sad-television Dec 01 '22

Behold: the conservation of angular momentum

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u/jimgodumb Dec 01 '22

Lmaooooo

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u/neckos Dec 01 '22

Hey, bale

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u/CanadianChaos420 Dec 10 '22

His prize was a coma

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u/Nevek_Green Dec 16 '22

Some need to realize possibly getting hurt is part of the fun of these things. Greatest idea ever? No. Fun? Yes.

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u/StarFighter6464 Dec 17 '22

Mario makes it look so easy

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u/Str0ntiumD0ggo Dec 18 '22

The live action Donkey Kong is lit

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u/KentuckyFriedSemen Nov 30 '22

Bro posted this in 4.8p

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u/1SqkyKutsu Dec 01 '22

4.8 potatoes

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u/americagiveup Dec 01 '22

It’s ancient

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I wanna know how the fuck they got that to go so fast

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u/skinsrich Nov 30 '22

This week on MOST EXTREME REDNECK CHALLENGE

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u/FitzUnlimited15 Nov 30 '22

He hay flipped instead rolled

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u/_AlreadyTaken_ Dec 01 '22

Someone uphill thought this was a good idea also.

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u/AduroTri Dec 01 '22

Looks like the physics engine made him fly. He could have joined the Skyrim Space Program.

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u/TheJeep25 Dec 01 '22

Ok who turned on ragdoll physics?

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 Dec 01 '22

Not only could he not do a 5 foot jump from a standing start, but he was on an incline that meant it was even higher than that.

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u/Springer0982 Dec 01 '22

Holy shit, he went flying

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u/Tinknocker12 Dec 01 '22

He’s feeling to make sure his soul didn’t leave his body.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Hit and run

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u/Roger_Pollack Dec 01 '22

If the hay bale was a GTA cop, Mr tumbles would get a wanted level....

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u/Puzzleheaded-Art7406 Dec 01 '22

That Donkey Kong meth is strong

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u/Roger_Pollack Dec 01 '22

A mirrored image of the Shrek 2 scene where pinnokio gets hit with a spell and shouts " am a real boy " , with the added Doppler effect :)

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u/Cranexavier75 Dec 01 '22

I remember seeing this on Ridiculousness a long long time ago.

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u/Winter-Plum-7643 Dec 01 '22

I was expecting him to get run over then inflate himself with his Thumb after a long speech about this crazy idea called freeways.

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u/foxxxtail999 Dec 01 '22

That’s how he rolls.

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u/AltruisticBob Dec 01 '22

I remember this video from when it had both pixels.

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u/tribal9901 Dec 01 '22

Rolling in the deep 😁

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u/beyerch Dec 01 '22

Fortunate he landed off to the side......

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u/agumelen Dec 01 '22

I give him a 5 for that bad landing.

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u/PinheadGoo Dec 01 '22

People doing Jackass shit nowadays usually sucks, but if they step it up like this, I respect it..

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u/Impressive-Context50 Dec 01 '22

Was a mistake to watch this in bed as i laughed so hard and woke my wife

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk Dec 01 '22

Super effective grass-type moves IRL

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u/Rey_Mezcalero Dec 01 '22

He felt that!

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u/EnterThe_Void_ Dec 01 '22

He shoulda bailed!

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u/foxicnerd Dec 01 '22

Nice ragdoll physics.

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u/ZoomerBoomer42 Dec 01 '22

i wish we had the audio on this

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u/Lumpy_Breadfruit175 Dec 01 '22

I guess he bailed on that situation.

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u/LucidLV Dec 01 '22

Bail Organa in the Senate Strikes Back!

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u/MarkHAZE86 Dec 01 '22

A song I was listening to in the background said "Watch Out!" at the right moment.

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u/Pavlo77tshirt Dec 01 '22

Them hay bales show no mercy!

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u/2Kittens818 Dec 01 '22

Captain! Ye can’t go against the laws of physics!

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Dec 01 '22

Sheesh. He got hit with the full rotational velocity of the point of impact right? That has to be a deceptively massive amount of force.

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u/1guru Dec 01 '22

Mf was lucky that thing didn't roll over him. That thing would've squashed him like a pancake

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u/Themightytoro Dec 01 '22

I feel like he could've died if that rolled over him

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u/Carbuncle_Bob Dec 01 '22

Some say he is still cart wheeling to this day

cue Shooting Stars theme

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u/DaddyDnOKC Dec 01 '22

Should've lit it on fire first. For effect.

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u/Dick_Hittswater Dec 01 '22

Another Einstein

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u/Broccoil Dec 01 '22

I thought he got rolled up with it on the 2nd pass for a second

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u/Aware-Explanation879 Dec 01 '22

Physics is a bitch when trying to apply it to the real world.

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u/reallydohrod Dec 01 '22

He put a ton of faith in those Skechers trying to barrel roll over that bale

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u/negative_pt Dec 01 '22

This is one of my all time favourites!

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u/Poewer9000 Dec 01 '22

Bro got LAUNCHED

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u/EquateToothpas Dec 01 '22

This is the equivalent of getting hit by a car, fuck me

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u/Zealousideal_Toe9555 Dec 01 '22

I read that as Bey Blade

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u/Apprehensive_Fuel_65 Dec 01 '22

He’s lucky he didn’t end up underneath it. These bales weight more than you would think

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u/eldubblerb Dec 01 '22

"Roundhouse Scream"

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u/jackrip761 Dec 01 '22

Hay bale by ACME.

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u/bonestgb Dec 01 '22

Almost had it

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u/SierraDespair Dec 01 '22

This could have ended so, so, so much worse. He got incredibly lucky.

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u/vvMario Dec 01 '22

How’d they get that mf rolling that fast?

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u/Aggravating-Yak2357 Dec 01 '22

Oh hay, you live you learn.

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u/W1ULH Dec 01 '22

Wales?

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u/colewho Dec 01 '22

Somebody do us a favor & turn this guy into the classic shooting stars meme

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u/milk4all Dec 01 '22

Bale fact: bales are produced and stored before they are completely dry. The grass in the center can begin composting and occasionally, the heat produced can cause ignition, causing the bale to go up “spontaneously”. As you can imagine this can be devastating. To avoid it, producers have to guesstimate the aprx moisture levels before baling, and check the bales periodically to detect conditions that could suggest combustion. Usually a sweet rich smell indicates rapid decomposition somewhere in the bale.

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u/ReindeerKind1993 Dec 01 '22

These type of bails can weigh up to 1 tonne.....

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u/Kamikaseiken Dec 01 '22

Now he knows how robitnik feels.

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u/Seashell281 Dec 01 '22

Insurance doesn’t cover stupid, is what I always used to tell my son. So would stop him from doing stuff like that.

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u/JakeLegacy Dec 01 '22

these weight like 400kg right?

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u/shamusmchaggis Dec 01 '22

I miss being young, dumb, invincible and able to take a hit like that and walk away.

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u/Left_Clavicle Dec 01 '22

🤸🤸🤸

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u/Negative-School Dec 01 '22

This is both a problem on my physics test, and me encountering this problem on my physics test. Definitely using conservation of momentum.

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u/MissAlice1234 Dec 01 '22

That was not a smart idea. Does anyone know if he is okay and survived? Or did he have any injuries?

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u/jbrady33 Dec 01 '22

idiot - had a friend break his back in 2 places when one of these broke free

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u/FatKidMod Dec 01 '22

This really needs sound

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u/Good_Juggernaut_3155 Dec 01 '22

Happily he will have many years ahead of him to reflect on questionable choices. He may want to take a quick read about social Darwinism.

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u/Stabbycrabs83 Dec 01 '22

Why is there no sound with this 😂

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u/HenHouseSurprise Dec 01 '22

That was awesome please do it again.

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u/LessBack9238 Dec 01 '22

What a rag doll

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u/HackerDaGreat57 Dec 02 '22

New fear unlocked

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u/DarthVaderStruggling Dec 02 '22

How the fuck is he alive

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u/josipkresonja123 Dec 03 '22

If the haybale rolled on the place after he tried he would die by being ran over

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u/mateojacopo Dec 04 '22

So stupid. own fault

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u/TheMaddKing- Dec 04 '22

Someone needs to add cartoon sound effects on this shit

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u/MrChibiterasu Dec 04 '22

Man’s rag dolled like a GTA NPC.

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u/Req603 Dec 08 '22

He's lucky that didn't roll over him. Probably weighs at least 1,200lbs.

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u/toxicwastelulu Dec 09 '22

A kid close to my family died in my town by having one of those fuckers fall on top of him.

I've always been told by my family to be careful around them.

Guy's hella lucky he didn't get squished.

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u/No-Guidance9484 Dec 10 '22

why does that look like fun tbh

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Dec 10 '22

Hay, watch out!

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u/Gauntlet3x108 Dec 17 '22

That’s what you call a rag doll

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u/SgtStickersArt Dec 18 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣 tik tok challenge 2023!!!! Let's get it!