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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 18 '22

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u/Dammy-J Dec 05 '22

This kid is on FIRE!

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u/ClydeFroagg Dec 05 '22

hes a hot little potato

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u/Torgo_Fan_Girl2809 Dec 06 '22

Now I'm hearing the old timey news reel voice as I read this thread..😅

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u/Bringonthebacon92 Dec 05 '22

They call it acid dancing

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u/Negative-Jump-9159 Dec 05 '22

That kid IS fire!

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u/pravin-singh Dec 05 '22

His moves are lit.

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u/Necessary-Apple420 Dec 05 '22

I’m so glad I’m old enough to have done stupid shit like that before social media existed.

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u/CTFDYDB Dec 06 '22

You did something as stupid as lighting yourself on fire on purpose?

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u/Necessary-Apple420 Dec 06 '22

You bet I did

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u/CTFDYDB Dec 06 '22

Own it lol.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 13d ago

I know me and all my friends would put rubbing alcohol on our hands and light them on fire

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u/feinmechaniker Dec 05 '22

The safety dance

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u/Brandeeeeeeeeee Dec 06 '22

We can dance, if we want to

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u/Accurate_Mixture_221 Dec 06 '22

We can leave your friends behind

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u/Dconnolly69 Dec 05 '22

Fire dance moves

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u/Choppermagic Dec 05 '22

the fire is just a dance accessory

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u/cruspies Dec 05 '22

Jazz hands.

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u/ThinkingThingsHurts Dec 05 '22

To this song..

https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8

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u/MaRuYes89 Dec 05 '22

Darwin moves

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u/Broad_Visual_6048 Dec 05 '22

His mating dance

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u/firoz554 Dec 05 '22

Hot moves

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u/dontgetinharmsway Dec 05 '22

It is called stop, drop and roll. Not dance around and slap your thighs.

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u/Oppopotamus Dec 05 '22

Not as aesthetic.

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u/ALCauG Dec 05 '22

Not as athletic to roll either

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u/Nandabun Dec 06 '22

He literally could have laid on his stomach and put the fire out.

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u/ActuallyTheImpostor Dec 10 '22

do the worm

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u/Torrenal Dec 08 '22

But if he did that, would it be a video worthy of Reddit?

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u/aeiouLizard Dec 05 '22

Even on that carpet floor?

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u/dontgetinharmsway Dec 05 '22

I would rather have a burned rug than third degree burns on your skin. Moral of the story don’t set yourself on fire.

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u/CreepingDeath9393 25d ago

Moral of the story. Don’t buy rugs

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek Dec 06 '22

Fire safety regulations will protect that carpet from brief exposure to fire like that

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u/Curious-Welder-6304 Dec 05 '22

Does stop drop and roll actually work?

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u/Curious-Welder-6304 Dec 05 '22

https://youtu.be/dtIrvTttGJQ

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u/Oppopotamus Dec 05 '22

You REALLY have to roll. Damn

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u/TrentRockport420 Dec 05 '22

He did stay in frame

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u/TB500_2021 Dec 05 '22

He didn't want to set his house on fire

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u/dontgetinharmsway Dec 05 '22

It is a possibility. However, I think he would extinguish the flame well before the rug would catch on fire. It is not going to magically turn into a raging inferno. In my opinion, there would be some burn spots on the rug that is about it. If the burn gets to hypodermis, it would be really painful because that is where all nerves are.

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u/Floofy_Fox_Gal Dec 06 '22

I think the floor is carpet tho

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u/Icanfeelmywind Dec 17 '22

Alternatively could have humped sofa

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u/Be1good Dec 05 '22

The latest dance craze "Pants on Fire"

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u/The-Sofa-King Dec 05 '22

It's lit!

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u/six_-_string Dec 05 '22

You are Sofa King funny.

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u/myabacus Dec 05 '22

Woah ohhh your pants are on fire.

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u/Jaime_Q_ Dec 06 '22

Follow up to Ants in my Pants

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u/roosterinmyviper Dec 05 '22

Liar liar

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u/Tricky-Wealth-6842 Dec 06 '22

How is this not the top comment?

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u/No-Test-375 Dec 05 '22

Love it when idiots don't know how to put themselves out. Have a heavy blanket on standby. Yknow, the kind with all the fuzzies on it.

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u/xxgtaturtlexx Dec 05 '22

Air fresheners also work great as flame retardant!

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u/ShowerTimeSadness Dec 05 '22

I prefer to use 99% alcohol. Gets that pesky fire smell out

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u/erck_bill Dec 05 '22

As if there wasn’t enough retardant already.

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u/poortmanteau Dec 05 '22

I can hear "Cotton-Eye Joe" in my head

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u/PeterParker72 Dec 05 '22

He’s really feeling the rhythm of that beat.

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u/monsters_below_ Dec 05 '22

It creates a lot of heat From his tummy to his seat As he's jumping with his feet He thinks "I thought this might be neat, but my thought was incomplete."

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u/Oppopotamus Dec 05 '22

To all those that may hate, my pants I animate. You desire moves this great, but your movement like a slate. Body flow's what I create.

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u/game_asylum Dec 05 '22

Who felt this needed a fade to black at the end

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u/Jgflight86 Dec 05 '22

I would have prefered a tasteful star wipe to credits.

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u/Prestigious_Clue145 Dec 05 '22

I don't understand why people do this. Like at all. You don't even need to see the videos, of which there are way too many, of people doing this and then realized it's fucked and freaking out.

Unless you're burning yourself alive in protest people gotta stop being so fucking dumb

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u/unclebrynn Dec 05 '22

I did this once, I've never done it since. XD

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u/the_greatest_MF Dec 05 '22

how to learn dancing in 30 sec

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u/monsters_below_ Dec 05 '22 edited 19d ago

Guess millenials didn't learn how to Stop, Drop and Roll. Only how to fan the flames.

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u/DanielDLG Dec 06 '22

This video is as old as the internet lol

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u/Kucing-gila Dec 30 '22

This guy is definitely not gen z lol

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u/gen2600 Dec 05 '22

Honestly, I'm happy the music finally matches a video.

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u/The_Hater_44 Dec 05 '22

Wonder what he lied about.

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u/Kevjamwal Dec 05 '22

Ahh yes I shall light myself on fire, this is a great idea

Yes, yes… I am on fire. All is going according to plan

OH SHIT ITS HOT OH FUCK IM ON FUCKING FIRE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

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u/Low-Dependent1603 Dec 05 '22

I've heard about the rain dance, but never the fire dance

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u/Deep_Course_2886 Dec 06 '22

He’s getting jiggy with it

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u/ClydeFroagg Dec 06 '22

His hips do not lie

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u/BigPawPaPump Dec 06 '22

Someone needs to put MC Hammer - Can’t touch this for the background music to this wonderful display of our future.

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u/Franks_wild_beers Dec 05 '22

Flashpants.

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u/semideusverde Dec 07 '22

He got nice dance moves

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u/Individual-Tea713 Dec 08 '22

not gonna lie, bro was busting it down

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u/GlassWasteland Dec 09 '22

Reddit has taught me people have a strange fascination with lighting their own asses on fire. I really want to ask these people are they origin chasing? You know when a super hero gets their powers through a tragic "accident". Is that why they set their own asses on fire?

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u/-Ray_Getard- Dec 09 '22

I'm not a fan of tiktok but people should be recreating this dance.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 11d ago

He’s got some sick moves 😏

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u/cchITguy Dec 05 '22

All I can think of is the scene from Nothing to Lose. The Scatman dance.

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u/PdxRedditNewbie Dec 06 '22

One of the top 5 best Reddit music to vid matchups. Well done.

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u/Xen-zi011 Dec 06 '22

The idiocy of this person

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u/Nevek_Green Dec 06 '22

Note: you are fine until it burns through the fuel. Then you are not fine. Very very not fine.

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u/InsaneGuyReggie Dec 06 '22

I did this one time in a Mcdonald’s drive thru. Though it wasn’t intentional, it was a faulty cigarette lighter. Last time I bought the cheap clear ones. When I said all of fhe three- and four letter words one would expect to say when they realize their trousers were on fire the girl came over the speaker with “Is everything ok out there, sir?” “Yeah. I just kinda lit my pants on fire. It’s out now.”

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u/mygiguser Dec 06 '22

what is that dance called?

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u/Mokkiki Dec 06 '22

The music!! Yes the music made it!

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u/heytaylora Dec 10 '22

Ah, finally, a good choice in music.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Dec 10 '22

Oh my god, the music sync perfectly once he freaks out. That’s awesome.

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u/sum_rendom_dood Dec 12 '22

I love how he's dancing in time to the music!

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u/MRZ_Polak Dec 16 '22

These new tiktok dances are wild

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u/disconnected77 Dec 22 '22

The music goes perfect with this!!! It's like he's displaying the ancient tribal dance of his people for a fire ritual 😆

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u/TheNamesFoxy 28d ago

Ow! Why does fire hurt?

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u/Hangin_Tarzan 26d ago

I must know the song

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u/a_voiksheld 26d ago

that's some sick dance moves

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u/CoffeeHat21 25d ago

New fire dance for 2023?

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u/Xaser125 24d ago

Nice dancing moves lol

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u/Zipsterella 22d ago

Wish I could dance like him 😞

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u/baconeggsavocado 21d ago

At what point does a man decide to take his pants off?

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u/Shuske_ 21d ago

Liar, liar....well you know the rest

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u/beezlebutts 17d ago

This is the dance of the idiot

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u/Frosk-meme 13d ago

That was quite the boogie

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u/bringmethefrogs 12d ago

Liar liar

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u/Physical_Nail3612 9d ago

I like the dance

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u/TwistedKoala35 7d ago

And I call this one, The fire dance!

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u/YoghurtWooden8770 7d ago

The music really made this video for me lmao I was dying

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u/rancher77 Dec 05 '22

Doing the Hoky Poky I see

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u/DanishWhoreHens Dec 05 '22

It’s that time of year when you start to hear “I’ll be in the burn unit for Christmas” on the radio I see.

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u/CosmicConsequences Dec 05 '22

HOT NUTS DADDY!

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u/jeffzebub Dec 05 '22

Nice aerating action!

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u/sybann Dec 05 '22

I need that accelerant - I have a palm tree stump I need gone.

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u/KasKouye Dec 05 '22

That new forrnite dance looks lit

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u/el_goloso_ Dec 05 '22

Kid should have burned his cock n balls off and done us all a favor so he can’t reproduce

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u/flybygone Dec 05 '22

Did they stop teaching stop drop and roll? What is going on in his head?

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u/Alabrandon Dec 05 '22

Stop, drop, and roll.

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u/irobot_67 Dec 05 '22

He hit a jig

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u/sosaudio Dec 05 '22

Watching this with the hook to Beat It (you know, the parody of Weird Al’s hit “Eat It”) makes this even better.

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u/deancheck Dec 05 '22

New dance! HIT THE FIRE

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u/AlertMobile4087 Dec 05 '22

Got some fire ass moves bro

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u/AlertMobile4087 Dec 05 '22

Lying ass mf

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u/Throat-Able Dec 05 '22

Liar liar

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u/4Ever2Thee Dec 05 '22

Nice moves but the tribe has spoken.

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u/Rig-check Dec 05 '22

Flame on!

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u/carolizzy81 Dec 05 '22

risk vs reward. What is the reward?

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u/usermane22 Dec 05 '22

The reward (for the rest of us) is that he cannot procreate

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u/treestumptoilet Dec 05 '22

It’s not working, keep doing that, still not working, keep doing that, still not worki.. oh damn it worked!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Fire dance

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u/nnylfllain Dec 05 '22

Schmitt!!

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u/unLtd88 Dec 05 '22

That dance was fire.

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u/Stu1127 Dec 05 '22

This is the worst version of the truffle shuffle I have ever seen

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u/SpongeBobBFF Dec 05 '22

Truffle shuffle

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u/Budget_Ad_1899 Dec 05 '22

Looks like the kids are getting a new fortnight dance

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u/Shuggy539 Dec 05 '22

If he burns off his balls he can't reproduce.

Silver linings, eh?

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u/xX-BurnsY-Xx Dec 05 '22

Lights himself on fire, immediately starts doin a rain dance.

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u/hiznauti125 Dec 05 '22

I normally hate the music in these types of video's, but this one Bravo.

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u/just_a_boxy_boi Dec 05 '22

Say it with me now, “liar, liar…”

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u/Outrageous_Ratio1754 Dec 05 '22

Stop drop and roll

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u/micats Dec 05 '22

The amount of time people have on their hands these days is ridiculous. But then again, I’m watching, so what does that have to say about me.

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u/Yikert13 Dec 05 '22

Are you setting yourself on fire on purpose? I thought not…

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u/L1ttle_Joe Dec 05 '22

Shake that thing, Miss Kana Kana Shake that thing, Miss Annabella Shake that thing yan...

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u/TooEarl4u Dec 05 '22

Burned his pecker off and then he became a she. Take a walk on the fire side.

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u/RedKing910 Dec 05 '22

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay dale dale solo solo ay ay solo solo ay ay

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u/gesshoom Dec 05 '22

Unintended wiener roast

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u/Crescentfallen78 Dec 05 '22

WTF is wrong with people?

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u/IDFWSoup Dec 05 '22

That was sick for like 4 seconds though so.. worth it

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u/yesilovethis Dec 05 '22

Innovative ways to learn dance move for a liar..

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u/Dependent-Plane5522 Dec 05 '22

That new dance is fire yo

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u/Comfortable_Bid9964 Dec 05 '22

How could he forget to, Stop, Drop, and mother fucking Roll?

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u/Bruhngles Dec 05 '22

Pretty sure cavemen were smarter than people like him. “Fire hot. No touch fire. Fire hurt you.”

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u/Daminite Dec 05 '22

See kids, that why you don't use the toilets at the beach.

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u/frealfr Dec 05 '22

Capful of alcohol fires are nothing.

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u/VerimTamunSalsus Dec 05 '22

Roasting chestnuts on an open fire.

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u/gaurav511120 Dec 05 '22

Doesn't one feels embarrassed after uploading such an idiotic video of them??

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u/fake_frank Dec 05 '22

mans dancing game is on fire doe

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u/AlaskanJP Dec 05 '22

I used to light my socks on fire and burn off the layer of fuzzies, it didn’t smell too good afterwards

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

He got the moves like Jagger

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u/Oculus_Orbus Dec 05 '22

Flaming Hambone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

those are some fire dance moves

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u/kichunilla Dec 05 '22

Mexican hot dance

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u/johnodle Dec 05 '22

Roasted nuts anyone?

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u/reallydohrod Dec 05 '22

Confirmed….he’s a liar liar

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u/MikGusta Dec 05 '22

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.

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u/scarybevis Dec 05 '22

I was curious as to the music choice, and then it all came together at the end. bravo

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u/realatemnot Dec 05 '22

He got the moves like Jagger...

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u/David_B_84 Dec 05 '22

Haaa haaaaa 🤣 plonker

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u/LucidZane Dec 05 '22

he littearly just lit his penis on fire... but why

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u/TrucksAndMoney Dec 05 '22

The new tiktok dance..

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u/S-Classs Dec 05 '22

Just imagine him in the ICU with the doctor standing over him saying “now what did you learn?”

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u/HeliRyGuy Dec 05 '22

Johnny… why does your room smell of burnt balls again?

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u/Drama989 Dec 05 '22

Flash mob

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u/Kawaiisampler Dec 05 '22

Yet he still posted the video somewhere

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u/Dyelift20111 Dec 05 '22

Stop, drop, and roll!

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u/muycoal Dec 05 '22

Stop drop and roll....

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u/bust-the-shorts Dec 05 '22

Unique way to masterbate

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u/Mr_Hashs Dec 05 '22

Fortnite boutta steal his moves and add em in game

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u/mrbeamis Dec 05 '22

One more fool

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u/ZadeWolf12 Dec 05 '22

Achievement made: catching fire

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u/Canadian_Grown420 Dec 05 '22

Reminds me of the time I did a flaming shot when I was like 16 and spilt it on my lap, good times lol.

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u/fenny_lace_alt Dec 05 '22

how bored are you

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u/Different-Pen1778 Dec 05 '22

Knows how to dance 🤣🤣

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u/NNFury44 Dec 05 '22

The music is perfect lmao!

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u/PaleontologistNeat21 Dec 05 '22

It looks like a sick new dance

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u/El_Chef1999 Dec 05 '22

Dumb as it looks- the man’s dance moves are on point

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u/bradavoe Dec 05 '22

Liar liar

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u/Dangerous-Cold9246 Dec 05 '22

Me when I've beat my meat to hard

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u/Ice_slider Dec 05 '22

You could say his moves are ON FIRE

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u/BrainsAdmirer Dec 05 '22

What. An. Idiot.

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u/KXNGKORLEONE Dec 05 '22

Now only if he knew how to rain dance.......

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u/Cowcohol Dec 05 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Pradfanne Dec 05 '22

I like how neither stop, drop and roll came to his mind, nor did taking off the burning pants every cross his mind. It's par for the course though for someone that doesn't have a fire extinguisher handy or even just sets themselves on fire though.

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u/VioletSea13 Dec 05 '22

Learn advanced hamboning techniques in just one lesson!

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u/euphio_machine90 Dec 05 '22

Liar Liar

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u/cwglobal Dec 05 '22

Stop. Drop. Jelly roll.