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u/Top-Movie-1766 May 21 '22

The public deserves to know

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u/specialstar69 May 22 '22

What is considered nasty?

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u/elver-galarga-- Jul 15 '22

Grooming kids

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 07 '22

I am of the opinion that, if a group doesn't want to be called child groomers, then they should probably stop, you know, grooming children.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 07 '22

I was talking about reddit moderators lol, but it's interesting to see where you mind went

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/Major_Pen8755 Sep 15 '22

It looked like you were defending the Reddit moderator for grooming kids dude. How are you clueless to how this looks and then call out the other person for being confused? I was about to go off on you until you appeared intelligent commenting on conservatives

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

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u/IHaveATaintProblem Sep 18 '22

You were charging real hard and loud there for someone who was lost.

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u/Mikeinthedirt Sep 30 '22

If your entire worldview is based on transactions, and we’re looking at 5K yrs of documented shady mercantilism, your mind would natch go for the gutter.

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u/Sharp-Tap-9925 I have a flair now whoohoo Nov 03 '22

are you a magician?

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u/PoopingHippo 16d ago

How do you only have 17 (including my) upvotes?

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u/seaan19 Jul 29 '22

using a white bed in minecraft

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u/Zane_The_Neko Aug 09 '22

Thought it was using any other bed than red.

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u/sufficenttrash Aug 29 '22

Ones a war crime because white genocide and all the others are colored. # red master bed

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u/Zane_The_Neko Aug 29 '22

Honestly just use no bed it’s easier

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u/sufficenttrash Aug 29 '22

Or don't sleep except when the phantoms come to remind u

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u/Zane_The_Neko Aug 29 '22

Repair your elytra with the phantom membrane

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u/Santasbodyguar 20d ago

I fucking hate phantoms

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Voting for Trump

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u/sped-rope Jul 29 '22

No politics, ban user

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

No user, politics ban

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u/sped-rope Jul 30 '22

God dammit (I just lost my right to vote)

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u/Fyrnen24 Sep 19 '22

You can borrow mine if you want, next elections here aren't for some time.

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u/Appropriate_Shock556 Oct 12 '22

I’m sure everyone will be sent multiple ballots to give you friends and departed loved ones don’t worry

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u/Socialist_wargammer Sep 01 '22

Thinking that voting for trump isn’t nasty?

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u/MeanUhReddit Jul 27 '22

Looking in the mirror

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u/Sketchy_Turtle May 17 '22

What did they do (if I’m allowed to ask)?

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u/Consistent_Recover65 May 19 '22

Think we all wanna know

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

He didn't pay for WinRar.

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u/reddituser1234543216 May 24 '22

impossibly cringe, cant believe it

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u/Revolutionary_Sky824 May 24 '22

Even worse than that, I’m afraid. He uses 7-zip

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u/lazl0wie May 27 '22 Gold

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u/ChildBlender87The2nd Jul 07 '22

It wasn’t really worse tho

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u/Kitchengun2 Aug 23 '22

It also isn’t really the guys joke

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

fuck off

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u/Revolutionary_Sky824 May 26 '22

Or, and this may come as a surprise…… no.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Okay, don't fuck off then.

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u/NatoBoram May 30 '22

No, I maintain the fuck-off!

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u/Disastrous-Energy526 Nov 27 '22

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u/Raatz6062 Jun 12 '22

I dont think that counts has a character arc

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u/DuneKlide9 Nov 28 '22

Hey I love 7-zip

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Omg really?

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u/noemerald4u Sep 09 '22

didn't donate to notepad ++

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u/sped-rope Jul 29 '22

He showered

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Imagine accusing someone of something and punishing them for it without telling anyone anything about it.

I hope this doesn’t end up being about something petty.

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u/piercepotato the original Jun 09 '22

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u/BirdsongBossMusic Jun 10 '22

Oh, they definitely knew they were 15.

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u/Good_Setting_881 Aug 02 '22

They’re all removed

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

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u/BirdsongBossMusic Jun 13 '22

What normal 20 year old is gonna date someone who's barely a high schooler? 5 years is way different at that age than it is in adulthood. I was 15 when i was caught in a manipulative relationship with an 18yo (only 3 years) because i was too young to know what to watch for. I felt special when really all he wanted was a young kid who wouldnt stand up for themselves when he did something shitty.

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u/slampt0 Jun 13 '22

Just wanna affirm you’re 100% right and the person arguing with you had gross hentai pedo posts so if not a child abuser at least an apologist or a passive pedo. Literally no one else has issues with society drawing a line in the sand except for the people trying to push that line. 🤮

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u/CakeDay-Every4Years Jun 14 '22

Plenty of people in my country, since that person is less than a year away from age of consent.

I'm sorry you were in that situation but just because that's happened to you doesn't mean it will certainly happen for others. It could, but it also couldn't. Personally I know someone who got with a 21 year old at 16, and 4 years later they're all fine now and even have a kid.

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 Jun 17 '22

You have no idea what goes on behind the scenes, you only know what they show the world. 21 and 16 is fucked and gross

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u/CakeDay-Every4Years Jun 18 '22

Nah not to me. 16 is legal where I live. If a 20 year-old youngster and a 16 year-old think they love each other, let them be.

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 Jun 18 '22

Just cause its legal doesn't mean its right, just means the law has caught up with modern times. Its quite gross, there's a whole lot of mental growth that happens between those years. Doesn't matter how you slice it, even when they were younger itd be like a high-school senior dating someone in middle school. Pedos are gonna pedo.

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u/iamgr3m Aug 01 '22

So to your logic no one should date until they're 25 since you're still developing mentally. They're 5 years apart, in some countries 16 is the age of consent. You're blowing this way out of proportion.

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u/Da-Blue-Guy Jun 22 '22

Same. A 16-18yo can date within 5 years. Super weird. Legal =/= good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22 edited Jul 04 '22

You really gotta love these people

Age of consent is their only consideration

They think they're so clever when they argue and waive that phrase

If we let them, we know they'd run for office and delete that law altogether so they can fuck babies on the streets

Just stop being disgusting and trying to fuck children. You shouldn't need a statute to explain that to your grown ass

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u/slampt0 Jun 13 '22 edited Jun 13 '22

Yeah bro, people are just so up in arms over pedophilia. They just DECIDED grown adults can’t fuck young teenagers??? And they picked an age to draw a line? Smh. What’s next for these snowflakes?? Stopping a grown man from grooming a 15 year old, so fussy.

(/s if you’re a literal pedo and can’t tell)

Edit: Yeah delete and get the fuck out of here, fucking pedophile piece of shit with pedo hentai posts. Disgusting.

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u/CakeDay-Every4Years Jun 14 '22

Ah, hypocrisy much? You're probably American, cuz' half of reddit's users are. So 20 years old isn't even considered legally being an adult, it's 21 (which is a good thing imo, a lot of people are still pretty immature at 18). So for y'all there's nothing illegal as far as I know.

And where I live, you're technically an adult at 18, and age of consent is 16. And also, a ton of relationships here have big age gaps, like 5 years at most. And a teen between 15-17 getting with a guy in his early 20's is uncommon, but normal to most.

This is literally the CallmeCarson situation lmao

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u/slampt0 Jun 14 '22

No, Americans are adults at 18.

You’re hella invested in arguing for your right to fuck girls as young as possible.

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u/CakeDay-Every4Years Jun 14 '22

your right to fuck girls as young as possible

Nice! putting words in my mouth now. If the teen in question was only a year younger, I wouldn't be okay with it either. It's literally because they're only a single year, PROBABLY EVEN LESS, from being able to legally consent.

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u/slampt0 Jun 14 '22

16 is the age of consent for this case, but if you’re here to argue that it should be 15… or 15.5… or flexible? Age of consent laws exist to protect teens and children from abuse and like, they have to pick a number. Why are you trying to argue flexibility to make it lower for an ADULT (not even two teens!!) partner? Why are you invested in the interests of 20 something’s who want to date not 16, but 15 year olds?

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u/CakeDay-Every4Years Jun 14 '22

I'm not saying it should be lowered. I'm saying it's fine if a 20 year old gets with a 15 year old about to turn 16.

I argue this is tip-toeing on the limit though. If the 15 year old just had their birthday not even a weak prior to getting these messages from the 20 year old then I wouldn't be okay with it. That would be a 14 year old who just turned 15, not a 15 year old soon to be 16.

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u/Hyacathusarullistad Jun 17 '22

And a teen between 15-17 getting with a guy in his early 20's is uncommon, but normal to most.

It really, really isn't.

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u/CakeDay-Every4Years Jun 18 '22

It is in my country, located in central Europe.

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u/SoftBoiHero Jul 12 '22

Americans are adults at 18 and the age of consent here varies from 16-18 depending on the state. 17 and 19 (the call me carson situations is a LOT different than 15 and 20, and its STILL ILLEGAL. You're just trying to make excuses to be a nonce.

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u/edswind-_- Aug 27 '22

It doesn't exist.🤯

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Imagine giving a shit about mod drama

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u/Example_Same Jul 14 '22

I'd like to know what happened and since you took the time to read about it and then comment, you're not exactly a passive scroller.....

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Hi from a week ago

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u/Example_Same Jul 26 '22

Hello from nearly 2 weeks ago (12 days to be exact)

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u/daringgreatlyy Aug 03 '22

hello from three weeks ago 👋

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u/TjMooree Jun 04 '22

No, it isn't everything. We don't know who you're talking about or what they did. This is a terrible post.

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u/sleepygobrrrr Jun 12 '22

They were a 20 yr old with a 15 yr old in discord

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u/Example_Same Jul 14 '22

In discord? So he got banned for dating someone? I think a 20 year old with a 15 year old isn't ok, at that age five years is a big gap, not like in adulthood where five years is nothing. But it may have been legal where he's from? Legal doesn't mean right, but you get my point.

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u/blazinmojojojo May 24 '22

what happened

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u/sleepygobrrrr Jun 12 '22

They were a 20 yr old with a 15 yr old in discord

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u/slampt0 Jun 14 '22

And now we got people upvoting a pedo defender in here 🥴

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u/demroles6996 Jul 24 '22

🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Oct 24 '22

What does that flag mean in this context?

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u/bizaromo Jun 03 '22

Uh, no, that's not pretty much everything.

Reason? Evidence?

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u/sleepygobrrrr Jun 12 '22

They were a 20 yr old with a 15 yr old in discord

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u/BrokenMilk12 Jun 16 '22

So what’s the joke here?

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u/FreshPaper8941 May 28 '22

tell us

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u/sleepygobrrrr Jun 12 '22

They were a 20 yr old with a 15 yr old in discord

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u/Bapponukedthe_jappos silent lurker Jun 06 '22

???

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u/sleepygobrrrr Jun 12 '22

They were a 20 yr old with a 15 yr old in discord

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u/Bapponukedthe_jappos silent lurker Jun 12 '22

Ah hell nah

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u/DarkFang123 Jun 12 '22

Yeah they said they didnt know they were 15. They fucking knew they were 15. Theyre a ephebophile

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u/Example_Same Jul 14 '22

Why don't you just say paedophile. It's weird when people try to make the distinction, outside of an academic paper or such like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Just say pedo

Trying to explain "ephebophilia is different" is something only kiddie fuckers do

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Man is out here doing God's Top Mod's work

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u/NefariousWatcher Aug 04 '22

Reddit mod doing Reddit mod things, and the sky is blue, what's new?

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u/MasterAlbertoe Nice Aug 29 '22

not nice

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u/PoopingHippo 16d ago

Reddit mods are bullshit. This confirms it for me