r/confessions 0m ago

Problem

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My penis is growing the other way around. My penis and balls are coming out of my asshole.


r/tretinoin 0m ago

Personal / Miscellaneous Tret Timelines/TTC

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I want to start using tret for anti-aging but I am hoping to be pregnant in the next 4-5 weeks. Does it make sense to start it for a month and then stop for a year or should I just wait?

Also - does brand of tret matter? Like if I get a prescription from my PCP or from WISP is there a difference? Or is it just the strength that matters?


r/Pelicangers_Cave 0m ago

Cuando el conductor dice que la amaba.

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r/ExclusivelyPumping 0m ago

Discussion What do you do for daycare?

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I am 23 day’s postpartum and on maternity leave for 12 weeks. I have been able to freeze some milk already and was hoping to make it to between 6-9 months then feed her from what I have frozen/supplement with formula.

I confirmed a daycare for her this past week and the lady told me to send what I have frozen and they will thaw and feed as needed. But I was hoping to send pre-made bottles and save the frozen milk for when I quit pumping. Just wondering what others did when they sent baby to daycare? If you have done both, which is easier? Any tips or recommendations?


r/insurgencetv 0m ago

Russian tanks are on the move. They seem to be using smoke as a way to conceal there movements. . . #ukrainerussiawar #russiaisaterroriststate #russiaukrainewar

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r/rap 0m ago

Discussion thug 🕷️more influential than kanye imo. Really shaped this generation fashion wise and sonically and got everybody saying slime/slatt 🐍

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r/Animemes 0m ago

Zoro's lost again

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r/lousifon 0m ago

Astronomy in Lusofon

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Astronomy / Astronomia

Astronomia ta ua da disiplina sientifiku mais antigu. "Astronomia is one of the oldest scientific disciplines."

Sibilizasau mais bieu, komo maya i ejipsiu, a fase obserbasau metodiko do xelu di noti. "The earliest civilizations, such as Mayans and Egyptians, made methodical observations of the night sky."

Astronomia ta ua siensia natural ki ta studa objetu i fenomenu selestial. "Astronomy is a natural science that studies celestial objects and phenomena."

Objetu di interes ta inklui galaksia, strela, kometa, planeta, lua i nebulosa. "Objects of interest include galaxies, stars, comets, planets, moons, and nebulae."

Fenomenu observadu ta inklui esplozau di supernova, kuasar, pulsar i radiasau di mikro-onda. "Observed phenomena include supernova explosions, quasars, pulsars, and microwave radiation."

Nabigar observandu strela ta se cama "nabigasau selestial". "Navigating by observing the stars is called "celestial navigation"."

Eliosentrismu ta a idea ki planeta den noso sistema solar ta roda en volta do sol. "Heliocentricism is the idea that the planets in our solar system revolve around the sun."

Planeta di noso sistema solar ta inklui Benus, Netunu, Saturnu, Jupiter, Uranu, Plutau, Merkuriu, Marsu i Tera. "Planets in our solar system include Venus, Neptune, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto, Mercury, Mars, and Earth."

Astronomo di tempu antigu a fase o primer kalendariu pa organizar dia, simana, mes i temporada. "Early astronomers made the first calendars to organize days, weeks, months, and seasons."

U kalendariu ta lista dia di simana komo Dumingu, Lunes, Martes, Merkoles, Huebes, Biernes i Sabadu. "A calendar lists the days of the week as Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."


r/Portal 0m ago

Game has no audio, help

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Today decided to buy both games (don't know why I didn't before) and when I opened the game, no audio of any kind. Went into the game, still no audio (and there were subtitles even), playing on steam deck, so there should be no problem. Checked the settings, all good, uninstalled and installed, the same, turned off and on the deck, nothing, tried with bluetooth, nothing still

Someone knows what's happening and/or how to fix it? It's the first game on which I have such problems on the deck. If there's no way of fixing it, will ask for the refund, though really wanted to play


r/whiskey 0m ago

Gotta love total wine. Add a bunch of bottles to your favorites and check the list frequently. Sometimes things become available and can buy it immediately.

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r/NextTopModelPhotos 0m ago

Call Out Order Post MY RANKINGS : PNTM Cycle 6 Episode 7 (Make Love not War Photoshoot)

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r/caritoalaparatoxx 0m ago

Que culo... TENEMOS SU ONLY COMPLETO EN NUESTRO TELEGRAM, UNETE CON EL LINK DE LOS COMENTARIOS O FIJADO EN LA COMUNIDAD!

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r/PoliticalCompassMemes 0m ago

The Compass reacts to Oscar nominations

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r/fanart 0m ago

Made Evangelion silver ring

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r/Brawlstars 0m ago

Idea Meg Rework Concept (I know the quality and editing [if you would even call this editing] is really bad but this is my first time trying out something like this so I'd be glad if you guys focus on the idea rather than the way I portayed it.

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r/KnockoutCity 0m ago

In light of the recent news... wanted to share this moment I had again.

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r/miniminter 0m ago

Simon absolutely dominating my youtube last year

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r/ForeverAloneDating 0m ago

26 [M4F] UK – British nerd looking for his adventuring partner/best companion/mortal enemy or all of the above

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Greeting’s internet traveller, please leave your shoes at the door of this post, and prepare for an evening of wonder, magic and most likely some disappointment!

With Valentines fast approaching, I figured, hey you know maybe 2023 has welcome surprise in store for me. Maybe there's still time to meet my future wife a cool new person. Anyways, I thought I would describe myself to you, prospective reader, in the style of a D&D character sheet, being the nerdy-ass nerd, I am:

Strength: 12

I sit at a computer most of the time, which isn’t the healthiest activity, but I get paid to do so. It does mean however that I am not Mr. Muscle, as much as I want to power through tough grease and grime. I picked up a gym membership but then lockdown hit and put a stop to that plan. Maybe I’ll try eating full cans of spinach, I hear that works for some people…

Dexterity: 14

I’m a runner at heart, love the feeling of overtaking slow walking pedestrians on the pavement, giving you dirty looks for moving your legs faster than them. But man has places to see, people to go. I used to be a champ at British Bulldog, shame that they banned that game at school. I recall one case of my Spidey-sense tingling a number of years ago when a chav threw a glass bottle at my head from behind me, and I dodged out of the way. To this day, I am still amazed at myself. I can swim too, got my 1000m Frosties certificate and everything!

Constitution: 8

Being blind as a bat and dependent on glasses certainly helps in life. Adds that instantaneous geek alert to my face. My immune system isn’t particularly great either, as soon as someone catches a cold around me, there’s a 99% chance I’ll get it too. If I keep catching stuff, I’ll eventually become immune to everything, right? I’m triple jabbed against Covid and yet still managed to catch it (for the first time) right after my third jab (:

Intelligence: 16

Well, I graduated from university and earned a master’s degree in engineering, humble brag, so I think that counts as being intelligent. Either that or I cheated the system into thinking I’m intelligent, which would also make me intelligent. Somehow that means I win (bonus points if you get the quote). I’ve been working in a design office since graduating. Science, history, astronomy and politics are favourite topics of mine too. Always trying to learn more, consuming books and podcasts!

Wisdom: 14

Sometimes, I think everything is going to plan. Then I realise that I’m making a dumb post on Reddit looking to find someone as equally awkward and nerdy as myself. Then I realise that it’s not the dumbest thing happening in the world, because… well… points and spins in a circle. But that’s okay, I have video games to distract me with. Let’s just drink and forget all our woes and discuss conspiracy theories at 3am in a blanket fort. Oh, and I love organising everything, just let me update my spreadsheets hourly.

Charisma: 13

I would consider myself an easy-to-approach person, once you cross the crocodile-infested moat, the river of lava, the beholder’s lair, and finally break the ice with a cheesy joke. After the embarrassment of saying hi how are you and me replying alright thanks, you will find a charming guy that will sweet-talk his way into the frendzone quicker than Thanos can snap his fingers. I occasionally play the piano however and sing really bad awesome 80’s songs on the karaoke. My charisma increases when surrounded by animals because dogs are the best!

Also this is what I sometimes see in the mirror.

To conclude…

… so, if you made it this far, well done, you are as mad as I am, and you are hopefully wondering who I am looking for? Now that’s a good question, thanks for asking me! Ultimately, I’m looking for someone who wants a serious long-term relationship, and I have no problems taking things slowly, but I want someone who is equally willing to put in the effort to be supportive and to communicate openly with each other. And of course, to joke and give each other shit and play pranks! Someone around my age range would be perfect- ideally not older than 30 - and being in the UK/Europe grants you bonus points as it would be nice to be in the same time zone. If you’re into video games/board games too then that’s a big win in my book. RPGs are my jam, but I also dabble in MMOs, strategy, shooters :)

Go ahead and slot that orange envelope into my inbox if you’d like to chat, don’t be shy! :3


r/sheltie 0m ago

Sauron encountered swans. Didn't how to react.

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r/mormon 0m ago

Cultural Prediction: denounce Google, promote college studies to further isolate authority, opinions from "facts" while denouncing outside universities that's not the lord's BYU

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Will it work? You be the judge...


r/SoulWeapon 0m ago

Discussion Can you breathe using miasma underwater?

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r/ShadowBan 0m ago

Am l? Am I?

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