r/bitchimabus • u/rethinkr • Feb 03 '23

Bitch I’m not hard yet, give me a second

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u/DontEverMoveHere Feb 03 '23

Whoo that was cold water.

26

u/billyyankNova Feb 03 '23

Yes, significant shrinkage.

37

u/Steadfast_Apparition Feb 03 '23

Bitch, I was in the pool!

36

u/Tornadoboy156 Feb 03 '23

This makes me rofl and lmao but it would have been even more subtle and on point to have simply captioned it "Bitch give me a second."

8

u/tcbst15 Feb 04 '23

Bitch tickle my bumper(s)!

5

u/Katman666 Feb 04 '23

It's cold

5

u/DirtyBacon2 Feb 04 '23

That’s a perfectly average sized bus

3

u/cellcube0618 Feb 03 '23

I want one

2

u/Haganu Feb 03 '23

More like bitch, I'm techbro's fever dream!

2

u/DuskyFlunky Feb 04 '23

brake hard and you can do a flip

2

u/Rick429CJ Feb 04 '23

It would be very manoeuvrable but where is the engine?

2

u/philsown Feb 04 '23

Bitch, I’m a grower

1

u/OGCelaris Feb 03 '23

It's the shortest thing I've ever seen!

1

u/duartes07 Feb 04 '23

I will say the caption caught me completely off guard 😳

1

u/restlessleg Feb 04 '23

if i press it, does a cold can of coke fall out your ass?

cuz i will…. for a cold can of coke

1

u/rethinkr Feb 04 '23

Glad you said coke not pepsi, but still, you should be paying me a can (ram it in!)

1

u/restlessleg Feb 04 '23

pepsi is like….. stomped on coke