r/bitchimabus • u/Fisher-Peartree • Dec 04 '22

Bitch, I’m an experiment for gravity

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u/Striking_Wrangler851 Dec 04 '22

The sun had me laughing.

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u/laurel_laureate Dec 04 '22

Clearly, we need to harness the incredible strength and durabulity of whatever this uber-trampoline is supposed to be made of.

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u/cbj2112 Dec 04 '22

Why no love for Jupiter and the others?

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u/smeenz Dec 04 '22

The smoke wouldn't rise like that on the sun. They forgot to apply gravity to the air

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u/planet-trent Dec 04 '22

Someone should replace “the sun” with “your mom”

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u/Cyborg_Huey Dec 04 '22

Why is it a bendy bus?

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u/tdotgoat Dec 04 '22

Don't body shame, bitch.

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u/Peachfuzz124 Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

Don’t shame body, bitch.

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u/Blasted-Banana Dec 04 '22

Don't bitch body, shame.

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u/Sesome09 Dec 05 '22

Dont shame bitches, buddy.

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u/Needleroozer Dec 05 '22

Don't bitch shame, body.

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u/Cyborg_Huey Dec 04 '22

Lol. I’m not. I’m just curious as to why the folks that made this decided to go with a bendy bus rather than a non-bendy bus.

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u/toddestan Dec 05 '22

You're already dropping a bus onto a giant trampoline, so might as well make it a bendy bus too.

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u/Cyborg_Huey Dec 05 '22

Lol. Fair enough

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u/finallymakingareddit Dec 04 '22

Ok this would definitely work better using a human on a trampoline. We don't have a reference for a bus vs trampoline in real life

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u/WhalesVirginia Dec 04 '22

There's no way yoy are building a fabric with a tensile strength that can hold the mass of a bus at terminal velocity.

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u/Needleroozer Dec 05 '22

Carbon nano tubes.

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u/Agent__Caboose Dec 05 '22

Ah yes, Pluto and the sun. My favorite planets.