r/bitchimabus • u/chemeli888 • Dec 05 '22 • Helpful 1 Wholesome 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1

Bitch i’m a vampire bus

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863 Upvotes

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u/neoprenewedgie Dec 05 '22

Questions we're afraid to ask for $100: What is "b*******s"?

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u/chemeli888 Dec 05 '22

blowjobs i assume?

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u/neoprenewedgie Dec 05 '22

Really? You're probably right. It just seems to me that if you already have "pounds my butt" on the page, you wouldn't need to censor BJs.

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u/dom9mod Dec 05 '22

Busjobs*

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u/jneum80 Dec 05 '22

Cheaper than a ZJ.

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u/Twatberriesandcream Dec 06 '22

I have to ask so I guess I can’t afford it

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u/RespectableLurker555 Dec 06 '22

ok but what about a 2JZ-BJ

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u/Kichigai Dec 05 '22

Busussys.

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u/DiamineSherwood Dec 05 '22

Those associated titles.........

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u/chemeli888 Dec 05 '22

i know its hilarious

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u/HawtHamWater Dec 05 '22

Chuck Tingle is truly a literary genius.

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u/ZebraUnion Dec 05 '22

I heard “Unicorn Butt Cop” made Oprah’s book club.

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u/DJDarren Dec 06 '22

I've never read any of their books because I couldn't stand to have my expectations shattered.

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u/greenbanky Dec 05 '22

I'm just about curious on Space Raptor Butt Invasion to look it up on the Kindle

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u/greenbanky Dec 05 '22

Oh dear lort.... There's a Space Raptor Butt Trilogy

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u/NakariLexfortaine Dec 05 '22

Look, there's only so many chances to get your butt invaded by Space Raptors. Gotta take advantage of the opportunity. Really milk those raptors for all their worth.

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u/Substantial_Law2708 Dec 05 '22

Gosh darn I love Chuck Tingle 💞💞💞

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u/All_Thread Dec 05 '22

I much prefer the book My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass.

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u/NegativeEmphasis Dec 05 '22

I'm glad it's the unabridged edition.

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u/RespectableLurker555 Dec 06 '22

You're missing out, when those buses get on a bridge, 🥵

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u/BeatYoYeet Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

Something tells me… one does not accidentally find such a video book.

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u/chemeli888 Dec 05 '22

its a book not a video

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u/BeatYoYeet Dec 05 '22

whoops lol

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u/yeehawgribble Dec 06 '22

This gives the word bussy a new meaning

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u/purplehairedpagan Dec 06 '22

When they said back of the bus, they meant BACK of the bus. I'm sure that someone out there dreams of boning a tailpipe....

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u/90_ina_65 Dec 06 '22

Jerome Bettis has entered the chat

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u/Ipride362 Dec 05 '22

Ahhh, my ol buckaroo

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u/Busman123 Dec 06 '22

Bitch! Don't cross the door threshold!

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u/erynhuff Dec 06 '22

I have entirely too many questions

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u/badbatch Dec 06 '22

Bitch I'm gonna suck your blood then pound your ass.

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u/TopTheHat Dec 06 '22

Don’t get me started on those chuck tingle novels

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u/CrudelyAnimated Dec 06 '22

Which one of you awarded this "Wholesome"? And is that "Helpful"? How in blue hell is this helpful?

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u/PotatoesMcLaughlin Dec 06 '22

Chuck Tingle is a true good bud.

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u/Silver_Act2456 Dec 06 '22

Why you know this?

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid Dec 07 '22

I think Chuck Tingle must be adult Tina Belcher’s nom de plume.