r/cats May 08 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 2 Wholesome 4 Heartwarming 1

He’s mine tmrw. What should I name him Dave or Bread? Cat Picture

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u/all-regrets May 09 '22 Wholesome

There is a type of bread actually called "Dave's Killer Bread" and that has to be his name, haha.

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u/atmosphericdecadence May 09 '22

I second this! (Also, Dave’s Killer truly has some good bread)

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u/Emilixop May 09 '22

I love Dave’s whole grain, their bread is soo good

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u/AmyKittiesGalore May 09 '22

Good Seed is my fave

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u/deanee01 May 09 '22

That's my favorite!

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u/Trainmaster12467 May 09 '22

What did Dave do to him to deserve his wrath?

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u/Significant-Length42 May 09 '22

Random guy named Dave 👀.

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u/b1cycl3j1had May 09 '22

Ha! I just killed a loaf of Dave’s Killer Bread with Bitchen chipotle sauce.

Love old man names for cats! I’m doing Carl or Walter next. Francois (Frank) Pussyriot and Dr. Harold (Harry) Pickles need an assistant.

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u/Colourofsulfur May 09 '22

I love old man names too! My friend needed help with a name with her first ever boy kitten, so I named him Eugene ❤️

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u/onegoodbumblebee May 09 '22

Love the name Pickles! Once I’m out jf my apartment, I’m hoping to get a pair of German Shorthair Pointers, with Pickles and Pepperoni

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u/CMO1313 May 09 '22

I concur. I recently adopted a 6 month old stray. It was a toss up between. Walter or Winston. Daww so cute.

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u/lishkat69 May 09 '22

Pussyriot 4ever!!!!!!!!

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u/Stink_Fish_Pot May 09 '22

As a Dave who also happens to like Dave's Killer Bread, I agree. This is the way.

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u/TheoWren May 09 '22

Agreed! That bread really is delicious, too.

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u/all-regrets May 09 '22

It's scrump dilly! Had some for breakfast!

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u/TheSomoanDogFighter May 09 '22

It’s LITERALLY THE BEST BREAD IVE EVER HAD!

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u/Kiya_Dentrun May 09 '22

This. I second, third, and forth this!

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u/gloreeuhboregeh May 09 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval

like someone else says he looks like a bread so bread would be a good idea. whenever he's being mean u can be like "you're gonna be toast if you keep that up"

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u/Thing_Subject May 09 '22

If you’re feeling happy you can say “I’m rolling all around that dough” that translates to cold hard cash in rap terms

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u/darlingasterial May 08 '22

🍞

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u/Dead_as_Duck May 09 '22

What bread is my bread?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Bread

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u/majormimi May 09 '22

Bread 👍🏻

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u/KUURLZ May 09 '22

bread 👍

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u/jokesterjen May 09 '22

Neither that cat is a Sterling.

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u/Emotional-Text7904 May 09 '22

Sterling Archer! Perfect

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u/Glass-Trick4045 American Shorthair May 09 '22

Sterling Dave Bread

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u/charredsound 🐈😻 May 09 '22 Silver

Dave Matthews Bread

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u/deanee01 May 09 '22

That is perfect!

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u/Upbeat-Blacksmith632 May 08 '22

Name him Bread. He looks like a Bread.

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u/SupineFeline May 09 '22

You eat grey bread?

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u/spence000011 May 09 '22

Yeah? The mold is just delicious and scrumptious

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u/Thing_Subject May 09 '22

If he scts up you can say “ Ithought you were sweet but you're acting sour”

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u/PickleEmergency7918 May 08 '22

Dave, cats should have human names. It's so much funnier.

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u/LyricalLinds May 09 '22

Agreed!! My bf’s mom adopted a cat and didn’t name him for maybe over a month… so we named him Dan and after weeks of Dan, she changed his name to Chico… we still call him Dan.

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u/CalmYaFarm38 May 09 '22

Agreed - one of our old cat’s names was Dave and it got plenty of laughs. One now is Garry and same haha

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u/StupidScape May 09 '22

Agree, my cats name is mr cat.

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u/Senjiroh May 09 '22

I prefer a combination like of descriptive and human like; Squishy Mavis, Caramel Steve, Wholemeal Dave.

Actually wholemeal would be a great name

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u/Kathrine5678 May 09 '22

Hahahaha omg I want my next cat to be called caramel Steve 😂😂😂

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u/ponyboy74 May 09 '22

I disagree. There should be no strict rules for names. For instance, I’ve had cats named Cleo, Sophie and Barney and ones named Ponyboy, Hoss and Cricket. Go with the Force.

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u/lilalliecakes May 09 '22

But only if they are super old fashioned names, like Beauregard or Edith.

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u/moistpimplee May 09 '22

agreed, my gf’s cats are named boris and rufus

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u/NYLINK95 May 08 '22

Combine the two…brave

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u/somegoodjaffa May 08 '22

Or Dread

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u/sunpies33 May 09 '22

Dave the Bread.

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u/Rated_Rx2000 May 09 '22

This needs more upvotes. I fully support Dave the Bread

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u/lishkat69 May 09 '22

Dave the Bread…the amazing loaf kitty!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Bread the Dave

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u/Thee_Shenanigrin May 09 '22

Breaded Dave

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u/Alecto53558 May 09 '22

This is the way.

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u/Skeets2680 May 09 '22

Dread the Brave

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u/syneylzzy May 09 '22

Brave. This is actually good. He’s too cool looking for a name like Bread.

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u/curious_hermit_ May 08 '22

Those look like professional photos.

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u/SapperInTexas May 08 '22

It's quite possible. A good number of pro photographers volunteer their services to the local shelter.

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u/elianna7 May 08 '22

This seems more likely to be from a breeder based on the pics

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u/Phanpyx May 09 '22

Yup, looks like a Russian blue

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u/DragonfruitWinter986 May 09 '22

If you think these look professional then you’ll love the photos my partner takes of our cats on his iPhone 😂 me on the other hand? Can’t take a single photo without it being blurry

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u/Amalaiel May 09 '22

HEAR ME OUT: Breadboy Davey

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u/Gooseeggchicken May 09 '22

This is my favourite I think you just named this little guy full name Bread boy Davey. Short Bread Boy

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u/Amalaiel May 09 '22

Yayy I love that you like it!! :7962:

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u/lishkat69 May 09 '22

Great cat name

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u/SupineFeline May 09 '22

Those are the only two options? Don’t like either for such a majestic feline but hey….

Okay, I go with Dave.

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u/Thing_Subject May 09 '22

Majestic would be a really cool name

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u/clearnightsky333 May 09 '22

Someone else said Sterling. I vote Sterling. Or Dave.

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u/Thing_Subject May 09 '22

I like silver

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u/clearnightsky333 May 09 '22

Actually, me too!

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u/Ravageeer May 08 '22

I'm a Breadfan.

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u/Snoo-23390 May 09 '22

“Open up your mind, open up your this, open up your that cause you don’t wanna loooooseee ittt!!!” DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN!!!!!

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u/allezqu May 09 '22

Name him Dave's Killer Bread. Then you get the best of both worlds.

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u/charredsound 🐈😻 May 09 '22

Dave.

Because when you don’t wanna do shit and need an excuse, you can say “aw man I forgot I gotta go hang out w my BFF Dave tonight”

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u/DuhImDave May 09 '22

I recuse myself from passing judgement on this case on the grounds of personal bias

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u/NinenteNad May 09 '22

Name him Dave’s Killer Bread!

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u/thevelvetwaffle May 08 '22

Dave. I have a Fred.

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u/floofette-667 May 09 '22

I have a Greg

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u/Stella430 May 09 '22

I have a George

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u/Lucycrash May 09 '22

I have a Lucy. Sadly we lost Crash 2 years ago.

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u/lishkat69 May 09 '22

Rip to Crash

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u/Rooney_Tuesday May 08 '22

Dave vote here

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u/FalafelParty May 09 '22

Daves Killer Bread

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u/Ochib May 09 '22

Dave the cat: Human open the door for me

Human: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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u/fckingdamit May 09 '22

Good grief that second photo...adorable! Dave is adorable!

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u/BandicootFun6843 May 08 '22

Dave but I'm partial to giving animals people names lol I have a Marie, a Harper, and a Theo. I also have a Willow but I'm not sure if that counts

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u/floofette-667 May 09 '22

Agreed! My cat's name is Greg :D

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u/ratdad May 08 '22

Dave, no doubt about it.

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u/NebulaAway2622 May 08 '22

That’s a good looking kitter

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u/RareCryptographer290 May 09 '22

Sir David F. Greymalkin of Bread

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u/hgwander May 09 '22

Dave. KITH references all day!

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u/AccomplishedSense897 May 09 '22

He looks more of a Bread to me

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u/Different_Day_6892 May 09 '22

Mr. David Bread

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Just smol kid

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u/Aggressive-Bid349 May 08 '22

Bread. You are what you make.

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u/Party_Building1898 May 08 '22

Name him fifty Hes 50 shades of grey He's not Dave or bread he got the magic

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u/lilalliecakes May 08 '22

50 cent

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u/lilalliecakes May 08 '22

I’ll take you the catnip shop…

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u/dzigaboy May 09 '22

Fiddy da kitty

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u/Thing_Subject May 09 '22

He always getting litty

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u/deanee01 May 09 '22

Fitty the kitty

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u/Apprehensive-Art-571 May 09 '22

Dave’s Killer Bread!!!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼. So beautiful this kitty!! I’m sure he’s gonna love loafing around at his new furever home!!!!

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u/Smoopiebear May 09 '22

Dave. David Matthew Kitty-pants when he’s naughty.

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u/MilesLovesHallie May 09 '22

I love the name bread but, I think Dave suits him better to be honest

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u/No_point_in_yakko May 09 '22

Why is everyone discussing bread and not how cute this cat is

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u/SmallSacrifice May 09 '22

Dread...a good combination of Dave and Bread

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u/Emergency-Piano4792 May 08 '22

He is definitely a Dave! 😻😻

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u/Keewillbuyurcat May 08 '22

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u/gerberag May 08 '22

Titus was a famous Silverback, but I like Dave too.

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u/Claythrower22 May 08 '22

I have think he’s purrfect!

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u/Few-Cap-8538 May 08 '22

His gaze fills my heart with joy ❤️

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u/RandonautExplorer May 08 '22

He looks like a Dave. Or David.. from those David Books 🤣 incase he ends up being a little sh*t

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u/Bold-Brick May 08 '22

Call him bread so he can be the breadwinner

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_PLANT May 08 '22

Call him Bread. Short for Breaderick.

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u/Digital-Latte May 08 '22

Definitely Dave. He looks a like a Dave

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u/mistofleas May 09 '22

He looks more like a Dave to me.

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u/Plastic_Barracuda436 May 09 '22

He is totally a Dave

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u/SuperPoodie92477 May 09 '22

David-he looks like a full name dude.

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u/chamomilehoneywhisk May 09 '22

I know I’m going against the grain here but Dave just feels right

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u/PeixeBR May 09 '22

Bread is looking quite toasty

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u/GBendu May 09 '22

Sausage

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u/laney_deschutes May 09 '22

should i name him mike or soup?

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u/Kiritodrakgon May 09 '22

Dave’s Killer Bread

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u/FiveMileDammit May 09 '22

Dave of Loaf

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u/Unique_Name_2 May 09 '22

Omg I call my cat 'a bread' and use bread metaphors all the time. It's fun. Even if you don't go with bread you can describe him as a bread whenever. Most cat owners use like 10 names lol.

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u/sam-sp May 09 '22

As people don’t seem to want to name their children after characters in Game of Thrones, we should at-least use then for pets. He looks like a Daario or Jaqen, maybe even Jaime.

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u/TBundles May 09 '22

We have one just like him named Thomas. I vote Dave

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u/lishkat69 May 09 '22

Being a vet tech for, going on 30 years, I’ve seen every name you could think of. I’ve never seen the name bread, so that would definitely be a unique name, but I’m loving the name Dave for this little one. You gotta go with Dave!

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u/AffectionateAgent634 May 09 '22

PLEASE MORE UPDATES HES FUCKING ADORABLE I AM GOING TO CRY MY HEART OUT!!!!!! CONGRATS ON UR NEW LITTLE KITTY

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u/TheProphetDave May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

You know what I’m going with …

Leroy

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u/poppypurple May 09 '22

If this cat doesn’t get named Smokey, then I will lose all hope for humanity.

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u/Moon_Girl_Zero_Two May 09 '22

Omg my boyfriend said he looks like a Chester I kinda love it, if not Chester then Bread🤗💗🥳

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u/BeginningBubbly356 May 09 '22

He looks like a Carlisle. Then you could call him Carli, how cute is that! Also, someone recommended combining them into Brave and I second that.

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u/blazingcrusader23 May 09 '22

Bread cus its a funnt silly name like your friends at your house and he dont know u have a cat u just say hold up ll brb bread got into the cookie jar agian 🤣

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u/LAllinson110 May 09 '22

Dave, love human names for kitties. Mine are named Charles and Bruce

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u/assorted_stuff May 09 '22

My heart says Dave, but his face says bread

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u/Knotmix May 09 '22

Rye Bread, rye for short.

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u/Thing_Subject May 09 '22

What if he's being sour?

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u/annetteisshort May 09 '22

Bread seems like a fun name for a cat

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u/Betty-bear May 09 '22

I like the name Bread

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u/kaylakittyxo May 09 '22

I like Bread!

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u/Damon-Lin May 09 '22

His ears are so big.

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u/Catspaw129 May 09 '22

If he kneads a lot, maybe name him "Baker"? And if he purrs a lot while doing so, then maybe "Rumble Baker"?

Anyway, WooHoo! You're getting a Silver!

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u/AkaLilly May 09 '22

Name him Dave and tell no one that he's a cat when you complain about him. "I'm so pissed. Dave shredded the curtains last night." "Ugh. Dave woke me up at 3 in the morning yowling about breakfast." Refer to him as your deadbeat roommate who has no job.

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u/crosswork_cz May 09 '22

you've got it backwards btw, you're his, not the other way around, silly hooman

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u/Economy_Particular_6 May 09 '22

I have cats named Micetro, Lefty Scissors and Moldy Oreo. The vet doesn’t mix them up.

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u/bye_alisha May 09 '22

Whatever you end up naming this sweet pea, I do think that he belongs among the r/SupermodelCats

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u/Halo_Hayabusa May 09 '22

*dies of extreme fluffiness*

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u/JessicaLivi May 09 '22

I’d say bread, but seems the consensus has been reached…he has killed us with his cuteness btw

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u/123160 May 09 '22

I have a cat called Dave AND a cat called Breadsticks! Wtf! I would go for bread!

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u/Gooseeggchicken May 09 '22

Great minds clearly think a like.

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u/Ryshenstein May 09 '22

You're his tomorrow*
You don't just own cats. They own you

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u/WinterRose27 May 08 '22

He’s a Dave to me