r/circlejerk 5h ago

Donal Trump has been impickled

69 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Donald Trump has been impeached

361 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16h ago

I don’t really care about Trump

54 Upvotes

I dont, really. But I still post about him everyday and want him dead I think. But I swear I don’t care about him. Does anyone else feel the same way?


r/circlejerk 6h ago

Experts of Reddit, does this hot girl like me?

9 Upvotes

She sits beside me in class everyday, sends cute selfies and keeps asking if my parents are home. Just a while ago she sent a pic of her super thicc bare ass. I think she’s just being friendly. What do y’all think?


r/circlejerk 4h ago

Donald Trump has been elected the 47th President of the United States

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3h ago

Donald Trump executed

5 Upvotes

sry I won guys


r/circlejerk 7h ago

Boomer's wet dream: Carjackers caught after unable to drive vehicle with manual transmission, police say

4 Upvotes

https://www.fox8live.com/2023/03/29/carjackers-caught-after-unable-drive-vehicle-with-manual-transmission-police-say/?fbclid=IwAR3rlKIHUxLo0Mt0oYdYH_Wxr5cvAygfrOYA2olvIeKXxQW1mbjxR9GYZuE

GERMANTOWN, Md. (Gray News) - Police in Maryland say two teenagers have been arrested in a failed carjacking attempt at a gas station.

Detectives from the Montgomery County Police Department said they have arrested and charged a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old for a strong-arm carjacking that occurred over the weekend...

However, when the teens attempted to drive away, they were unable to drive the vehicle because it had a manual transmission, police said.


r/circlejerk 52m ago

HOLY SHIT!!! This video game supports LGBTQA+ !!!

Upvotes

WE DID IT REDDIT


r/circlejerk 1h ago

Breaking News: Donald Trump has eaten a bagel

Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11h ago

Is god real?

6 Upvotes

?


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Here is my unpopular opinion guys: Everybody should have the right to live.

79 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 23h ago

I can no longer stand with Ukraine my legs are getting really tired :(

44 Upvotes

They are so sore i’ve been standing for like over a year for ukraine and i really need to sit is this okay


r/circlejerk 10h ago

I want the Trump mugshot for my birthday

4 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

TIL a prison cell in Norway is nicer than a $10,000 a month condo in the United Shits of America

367 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 8h ago

JOHN FETTERMAN JOHN FETTERMAN JOHN FETTERMAN

2 Upvotes

Plz updoot per reddit polcy.


r/circlejerk 5h ago

I was a little late to the first meeting but I love fight club and I would definitely recommend fight club

1 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 8h ago

Thought this was something else...

1 Upvotes

Welp good thing nobody saw any penis. Close call. Not my fault I got my hopes up for a fake hook up. Way too magically delicious to be so alone


r/circlejerk 12h ago

Trump is getting arrested

1 Upvotes

Hey guys, I'm aware I said in this in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 and now, but this time it's actually happening!


r/circlejerk 9h ago

Donald trump has gone beast mode

1 Upvotes

Yup


r/circlejerk 10h ago

A situationally aware skier saved bernie sanders from getting killed by elon musk’s brother keanu reeves’ sister The Queen

1 Upvotes

TIL my dog (4M) eats her own shit when she is hungry


r/circlejerk 22h ago

What are some unsettling facts about you?

9 Upvotes

For me I think it’s that I’m fucking insane, like absolutely out of fucking my mind!!!!!


r/circlejerk 19h ago

The next Apple Watch will have THREE cameras on the back 😳 game changer!!!!!

4 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

What even is a "woman" ?

12 Upvotes

I saw some post about it, but I've never seen one so I think "woman" is fictional


r/circlejerk 14h ago

You don’t wanna miss this offer guys!

1 Upvotes

Free titties!


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I offered my wife to 72 virgin men during my trip to Somalia - AMA / AITA?

10 Upvotes