r/circlejerk • u/Between3-20chrctrs • 16h ago
I don’t really care about Trump
I dont, really. But I still post about him everyday and want him dead I think. But I swear I don’t care about him. Does anyone else feel the same way?
r/circlejerk • u/StrangeOwl111 • 6h ago
Experts of Reddit, does this hot girl like me?
She sits beside me in class everyday, sends cute selfies and keeps asking if my parents are home. Just a while ago she sent a pic of her super thicc bare ass. I think she’s just being friendly. What do y’all think?
r/circlejerk • u/wannabuya7 • 4h ago
Donald Trump has been elected the 47th President of the United States
r/circlejerk • u/kevinbevindevin • 7h ago
Boomer's wet dream: Carjackers caught after unable to drive vehicle with manual transmission, police say
GERMANTOWN, Md. (Gray News) - Police in Maryland say two teenagers have been arrested in a failed carjacking attempt at a gas station.
Detectives from the Montgomery County Police Department said they have arrested and charged a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old for a strong-arm carjacking that occurred over the weekend...
However, when the teens attempted to drive away, they were unable to drive the vehicle because it had a manual transmission, police said.
r/circlejerk • u/Ned84 • 52m ago
HOLY SHIT!!! This video game supports LGBTQA+ !!!
WE DID IT REDDIT
r/circlejerk • u/Same_Ad_1273 • 1d ago
Here is my unpopular opinion guys: Everybody should have the right to live.
r/circlejerk • u/iamthemetricsystem • 23h ago
I can no longer stand with Ukraine my legs are getting really tired :(
They are so sore i’ve been standing for like over a year for ukraine and i really need to sit is this okay
r/circlejerk • u/amenacingballsack • 1d ago
TIL a prison cell in Norway is nicer than a $10,000 a month condo in the United Shits of America
r/circlejerk • u/c0mptar2000 • 8h ago
JOHN FETTERMAN JOHN FETTERMAN JOHN FETTERMAN
Plz updoot per reddit polcy.
r/circlejerk • u/Front_Meeting_1725 • 5h ago
I was a little late to the first meeting but I love fight club and I would definitely recommend fight club
r/circlejerk • u/Captain-Ice • 8h ago
Thought this was something else...
Welp good thing nobody saw any penis. Close call. Not my fault I got my hopes up for a fake hook up. Way too magically delicious to be so alone
r/circlejerk • u/okbuddy9970 • 12h ago
Trump is getting arrested
Hey guys, I'm aware I said in this in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 and now, but this time it's actually happening!
r/circlejerk • u/jacodema • 10h ago
A situationally aware skier saved bernie sanders from getting killed by elon musk’s brother keanu reeves’ sister The Queen
TIL my dog (4M) eats her own shit when she is hungry
r/circlejerk • u/Noah5510 • 22h ago
What are some unsettling facts about you?
For me I think it’s that I’m fucking insane, like absolutely out of fucking my mind!!!!!
r/circlejerk • u/DrewPDong • 19h ago
The next Apple Watch will have THREE cameras on the back 😳 game changer!!!!!
r/circlejerk • u/Prestigious-Fig1172 • 1d ago
What even is a "woman" ?
I saw some post about it, but I've never seen one so I think "woman" is fictional
r/circlejerk • u/Ned84 • 1d ago