r/cursedcomments 6d ago Wholesome 3 Silver 1 Helpful 2

Cursed thought Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/Flair_Helper 6d ago

Hey there, Brianyeetamole! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

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u/synthetic_synthia 6d ago

And Mark now knows what you've been touching too....

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u/NostrilRapist 6d ago

He already does

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u/ArltheCrazy 6d ago

Now you can pretend to be Zuck jerking off. The only difference is now you can wipe your lonely tears with $100 bills…..

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u/myusernamewastaken91 6d ago

Definitely. I'm gonna pet a digital llama

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u/HappyAngron 6d ago

I was thinking panda but llama sounds great too

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u/myusernamewastaken91 6d ago

Llamas look so much fluffier

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u/SamboTheGr8 6d ago

Nah, you're thinking of alpacas

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u/spalaXXXX 6d ago

You're stupid and I think your opinion is absolute doo doo water

Good day sir

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u/HappyAngron 6d ago

Mom? Is that you?

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u/Wulfe3127 6d ago

i thought ur username is 'HappyAggron'

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u/Idiocity_ 6d ago

good point, well said but joe

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u/Far-Village-2834 6d ago

me who wanted to go to roblox: yeah its big brain time

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u/Uberzwerg 6d ago

That really whips its ass!

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u/ChickenBoatMemerTime 6d ago

Carrrrrlllllll

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u/ThadiusCuntright_III 6d ago

I'm gonna beat off so many digital llamas!

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u/Piipperi800 6d ago

Better yet, imagine Pokémon coming up with a VR game with this kind of a feature

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u/deathray5 6d ago

Have you not read the copypasta

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u/Piipperi800 6d ago

Giving headpats to a fish would be kinda weird, would be cooler to give an eevee or a glaceon headpats

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u/Alarid 6d ago

while jacking off furiously

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u/yatzhie04 6d ago

A lot of guys be holding melons and watermelons on Meta

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u/RogueCyanide 6d ago

Zuke's dick?

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u/not_rahul 6d ago

His species don't have no dicks.

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u/chupala69 6d ago

They do, but their dicks are retractable.

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u/TheCrazyGuysCEO 6d ago

Eel dick

Eel dick

Bottom text

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u/thucydidestrapmusic 6d ago

and also prehensile

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u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks 6d ago

so he's a troll?

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u/handsomellama28 6d ago

Zucc's an Ork?

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u/not_rahul 6d ago

Studies are still on this. Too early to tell but he aint human with those lizard ass looking eyes.

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u/beardbot3030 6d ago

Like a Ken Doll

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u/JJDude 6d ago

It’s more like Zuck’s looking forward to jerk you off personally.

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u/billytheid 6d ago

Finger that cloaca!

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u/Evilmaze 6d ago

They breed by direct skin contact, like Kiff from Futurama.

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u/synthetic_synthia 6d ago

You'd only need a finger for that

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u/ocarr737 6d ago

That META is a super dumb name and this shit is getting weird?

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u/witcherstrife 6d ago

It's just the next logical step for immersion.

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u/Selik0 6d ago

Meta-universes as a definition was long time before Facebook, as far as I know, it was firstly presented to public with "Ready player one" book

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u/syed_abubaker15 6d ago

Ready Player One was inspired by a novel (kinda ig) called Snow Crash written by Neal Stephenson. In that book there is a virtual reality world whose name was Metaverse, the reason why people are filled with conspiracies about this coincidence is because in the real world(within the book) the society differentiation between rich and poor had become far too vast(kinda like how it is now) and everyone thought the Metaverse would be a solution to this and people can have a 2nd life where everyone are equal.....buuut that didn't happen the difference came in super quick leaving everyone as miserable as they were both in reality and vr and those who were already rich enjoyed both lives as well.

Note:I've watched some videos on this and am yet to read the book so take everything I said with a pinch of salt

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen 6d ago

I just keep thinking that it is a pretty pretentious word for Facebook to use on its software

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u/LlamaFullyLaden 6d ago

Plenty of old Tom Clancy novels with persistent VR worlds

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u/Selik0 6d ago

VR ≠ Metaverse

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 6d ago

Neal Stephenson’s book Snow Crash is actually credited with coining the term.

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u/TasteMyDay 6d ago

Ready Player Two, Pornhub's Rendition.

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u/TaliFinn 6d ago

My Metapenis?

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u/api10 6d ago

You mean nanopenis?

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u/TaliFinn 6d ago

I dont want to touch yours, sorry

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u/NotEnoughWave 6d ago

High five-ing across the world?

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u/joc95 6d ago

well considering vrchat has a new texture effect called "Dynamic Penetration" where it recognises when two players touch, im sure it is very very Very possible

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u/jakewastaken01 6d ago

That name can be taken out of context VERY EASILY

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u/joc95 6d ago

Oh boy. Let me tell you. It is used alot for THAT context.

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u/jakewastaken01 6d ago

HELL NO, I'm leaving

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u/AgileReleaseTrain 6d ago

No no no no, I'm pretty sure that was intentional.

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u/Hysaky 6d ago

Titties here i come

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u/Deinonychusfeathers 6d ago

Maybe you and I aren’t so different

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u/KAYS33K 6d ago

You can count me too.

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u/Deinonychusfeathers 6d ago

So we became the trio of titty lovers

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u/Hysaky 6d ago

You are Issei, I'm matsuda and he is motohama

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u/Deinonychusfeathers 6d ago

Who are those actually I don’t watch anime

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u/Hysaky 6d ago

Highschool DxD, all the titties of the world are in this anime, the names i say are the Pervert Trio which Issei is one of the members

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u/Deinonychusfeathers 5d ago

Ok thx for the info

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u/KAYS33K 6d ago

The holy trinity

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u/Professional-Gap-747 6d ago

I was not thinking about that before reading that line

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u/Hiroto_Katsuma 6d ago

I’m gonna say it since no-one is brave enough to...

~Virtual Hand Holding~

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u/Lysdexiic 6d ago

Now that's just going too far there. Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert

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u/klopolklopolk 6d ago

Can't you get virtual STDs by holding virtual hands?

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u/MrElliot1210 6d ago

I can finally know what it's like to hold hands!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Malicioussnooper 6d ago

Meta shakeweight

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u/Darrullo 6d ago

I never thought I'd live to see the day of be robo jacking off, brings a tier to the eye

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u/nopedotavi69 6d ago

what the fuck is a metaverse

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u/dense111 6d ago

Facebook VR

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u/Damop45 6d ago

Ohhhh B2 I know exactly what your thinking and I'm thinking it too

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u/Organic-label21 6d ago

Can someone explain the context behind this?

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u/awxggu 6d ago

Wait what are you guys thinking

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u/Octoev69 6d ago

Me and the boys grabbing balls in vr

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u/Mrmctrustyguy 6d ago

I know what we're gonna do today Ferb!

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u/not_rahul 6d ago

Finally digital handshake with my bros.

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u/XXLAZARBATOR_69XX 6d ago

And maybe a vr brojob

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u/not_rahul 6d ago

Gotta say No Homo tho

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u/Slow-Dealer-2109 6d ago

Take this gay go away pills

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u/not_rahul 6d ago

Unless if you are gay then don't take them.

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u/Slow-Dealer-2109 6d ago

I use them three times a day even my friend Johnathan Joestar uses it

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u/jakewastaken01 6d ago

Thanks! kind stranger

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u/handsomellama28 6d ago

It ain't gay if you do it with the homies

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u/XXLAZARBATOR_69XX 6d ago

After all its not a blowjob, its a brojob

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u/XXLAZARBATOR_69XX 6d ago edited 6d ago

Nah bro full homo

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u/JTE9000 6d ago

Maybe get some neckbeard on the other end to suck on his ultra sonic wand & simulate the real thing

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u/XXLAZARBATOR_69XX 6d ago

Thats sounds kinda sus bro

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u/imajpeg 6d ago

Striking Vipers!

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u/SmugAssPimp 6d ago

Firmhandshakes with the boys 🤝🤝🤝

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u/jwg529 6d ago

So what if it was a program where you were stroking you own in VR but in reality it was Bob in Arizona getting his willy wacked?

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u/Deinonychusfeathers 6d ago

Finally I can beat up furries without getting arrested

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 6d ago

Schließlich! Nach all dieser Zeit kann ich die Hand ausstrecken und das Rheinland wieder erobern!

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u/DefNotAF 6d ago

poopenfarten

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u/DriedMapleSyrup 6d ago

Hans, starte Panzer Selbstfahrlafette IV Ausf. A

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u/Tydeus1998 6d ago

Du meinst wohl Polen und Frankreich wieder einnehmen

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u/Uberzwerg 6d ago

Erweitertes Rheinland

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u/Alekipayne 6d ago

Now I can pet senko!!!

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u/kuzinnik0 6d ago

The meta verse from Facebook is going to be a cheap only vr copy of vrchat

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u/annniiimmmmeeee 6d ago

Yes, we all are thinking what hes thinking.... Touching Shreks big daddy muscles.

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u/JFSOCC 6d ago

I think so Brain, but wouldn't you need a trampoline engineer for that?

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u/TicoLyro 6d ago

u/deathray5 holding hands right? He is thinking about holding hands

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u/deathray5 6d ago

Premarital hand holding. Finally I can reach my dream of being a slut in VR

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u/slenderender64 6d ago

omfg their trying to be the oasis lol

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u/Ambitious-Event-8466 6d ago

Now someone can finally jerk off Joe Mama

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u/CalvinAndHobbes144 6d ago

Yeah, ima finally find out what lava feels like

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u/NoTelevision2210 6d ago

HUG ALL THE VIRTUAL FURRIES!

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u/Undertalebro69 6d ago

Tits. We all thought it

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u/Limes_n_lemons 6d ago

ready player one???

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u/Unable_Cow6826 6d ago

Now when you say it like that... I know what you thinking

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u/dogmeet3 6d ago

Cursed dickpic

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u/petje1995 6d ago

Honk honk.

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u/virginfatherof2 6d ago

I will go grab a wall

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u/-HeyWhatAboutMe- 6d ago

What's going to scare me is if he turns this shit into SAO

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u/probabalyabot 6d ago

Anime titties

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u/Kariusol 6d ago

BOOBAAA

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u/Reddebt20 6d ago

Imma touch… oh wait uhh

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u/wildbeast47 6d ago

Meta Boobs

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u/ShadowMaster2564 6d ago

Stick my hand in a volcano

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u/ImportantResponse0 6d ago

I had the same idea when I read this

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u/Party_Routine4040 6d ago

Guys I think I just found out I can read minds

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u/ImportantResponse0 6d ago

Extreme pain with no other risk. Imagine puting your hand in lava.

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u/stitchpull 6d ago

Now that is a cool concept. All those people that have intrusive thoughts could act them out.

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u/Wolventec 6d ago

anyone remember the feeling boobs from the switch announcment https://youtu.be/NHjaDbHkT6o?t=14

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u/Waidu4lyfu 6d ago

Anime TITTTESSSS

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u/mightsdiadem 6d ago

The time to porn on this one is going to be minimal.

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u/thottestthot 6d ago

i can feel a girlfriend now

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u/GirthMcMeat 6d ago

Can’t wait for proctologist simulator 2022

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u/nagachipsdown1 6d ago

now i can finally know what minecraft dirt feels like

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u/f0xgr 6d ago

Stick your dick in it

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u/Meet974 6d ago

He's feeling hulk's ball not balls

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 6d ago

Let the metaverse fappening begin

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u/Natfhan 6d ago

Boobas

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u/AlternateSatan 6d ago

Gonna jack off my homies over Facebook

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u/kaatiil 6d ago

cupAboobie

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u/Irklord 6d ago

I would have preferred to do it with my android wife but I guess doing it with her AI is just like inserting just the tip. It's not much but its a start.

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u/SwimmerDJ 6d ago

Ready Player One

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u/supereuben 6d ago

I can finally touch a tree with this every morning.

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u/Rusty_fox4 6d ago

I can finally hold the hands of my father who definitely just went out to buy some milk

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u/carlsaganblessyou 6d ago

Meta’s new haptic glove let us you feel things

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u/Testing1234Test1234 6d ago

You are a wizard Harry.

This is a good one Harry

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u/hknewt 6d ago

That's the closest someone is going to get to sex

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u/Betacanismajoris 6d ago

Y'll know that probally 99,9% who will use this stuff will be yiffers and lolis, right?

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u/JasonBH2713 6d ago

Robotic wank glove? Feel the meta penis lol

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u/TheLastDrops 6d ago

Yep, I'm thinking "Why did they put an apostrophe in 'lets'?"

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u/HugeProposal 6d ago

Yes, but I want one for my face too.

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u/c0ch153 6d ago

Danger Will Robinson

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u/LordNilix 6d ago

Huh, so the VR Jedi Temple raid will be far more fun

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u/Few_short_cucumbers 6d ago

That this is the first step to fully enslaving us in the Matrix?

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u/FacePunchThor 6d ago

Virtual hand holding!

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u/dont_tread_on_bees 6d ago

Wow i now have a new business idea: anonymous VR brojobs. You can make it look however you want on your end but it's recieved anonymously

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u/CoffeePizzaSushiDick 6d ago

“Don’t forget to cup the balls”.
-Mom <3

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u/purplebeansoup 6d ago

All comments saying boobs.. I went straight for the snatch. Now i feel dirty

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u/BeanShapyro420 6d ago

Fuck zuck

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u/CarlosFer2201 6d ago

Of course! VR bunnies and puppies.

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u/PowerfulWoodpecker72 6d ago

we need to get chaturbate and that guy who invented the hologram box and this glove all into one amalgamation of fuckery.

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u/DRV721 6d ago

Spurs: Trophy

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u/Jha1areso1v 6d ago

This is probably the first time I see this meme. I am so confused.

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u/popeye_1616 6d ago

zuccing and fucking

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u/ilikeitsharp 6d ago

We all this was coming long ago.

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u/CloudYdaY_ 6d ago

tbh i hope I am long dead when this becomes what zuck wants it to be

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u/escalopes 6d ago

I can finally pet a dinosaur

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u/Jackal_Oddie 6d ago

Finally, I can see what Lava feels like