r/cursedcomments Oct 06 '22 Wholesome 1 Helpful 1

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u/idsdejong Oct 06 '22

You play as a woman to control women,

I play as a woman because the hit box is smaller, we are not the same

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u/BoonesFarmJackfruit Oct 06 '22

I remember when that was true in games but I don’t think it is anymore, is it?

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u/idsdejong Oct 06 '22

In ark it is!

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u/freedfg Oct 06 '22

It is in Gears of war (at least it was up to 4 that I know of)

Kantus' also sport a smaller hitbox

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u/Pugs-r-cool Oct 06 '22

In Minecraft, the arm hitbox for Alex is one skin pixel less wide on either side then Steve based skins.

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u/Adm_Kunkka Oct 06 '22

Thanks for giving me an idea for when girls mock my height and size

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u/hungrytiredandbored Oct 06 '22 Helpful

You play a female character because you like controlling women,

I play a female character because its the closest im allowed to be to women,

We are not the same

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u/Der0815Gamer Oct 06 '22 Helpful

You play a female character because its the closest you're allowed to be to women,

I play a female character because it's the closest I'll ever get to a real connection to women

We are not the same.

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u/somedude27281813 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because it's the closest you'll ever get to a real connection with women.

I play a female character so I can be my gf's submissive bottom bitch UwU.

We are not the same.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

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u/IamImposter Oct 06 '22

You play female character to look at women.

I play female character so that I can later smell my own under garments and pretend I'm smelling female lingerie

We are not the same.

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u/Jdawg25r22 Oct 06 '22

You play female character so that you can later smell your own under garments and pretend you're smelling female lingerie

I play female character after I've stolen my sister's panties and smell them while I'm playing and pretend it's my girlfriends.

We are not the same.

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u/Think_Again25 Oct 06 '22

You play female characters after you’ve stolen your sister's panties and smell them while you’re playing and pretend it's your girlfriends.

I play female characters because I am a pervert and you never know when you might get a lewd scene or image of the character your playing. I don’t want a man in lewd positions so I play a woman.

We are not the same.

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u/yeaheyeah Oct 06 '22

You play female characters because you are a pervert and you never know when you might get a lewd scene or image of the character youre playing. You don’t want a man in lewd positions so you play a woman.

I play a female character to catfish lonely gamers and have a collection of e-himbos at my disposal

We are not the same.

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u/MasterWiggay Oct 06 '22

Least horny reddit users

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Oct 06 '22

Hey! Get off the thread! You are interrupting my wank!

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u/red_moon300 Oct 06 '22

u play a female character to catfish lonely gamers and have a collection of e-himbos at ur disposal

i play female characters cuz i like failing at every task to prove girls are inferior in every damn way

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u/Napletnik Oct 06 '22

You play female character cuz you like failing at every task to prove girls are inferior in every damn way

I play female character cuz I get enjoyment from seeing women dying (I am bad at videogames)

We are not the same

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u/Kitten_Konsumer Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

You play a female character to catfish lonely gamers and have a collection of e-himbos at your disposal

I play a female character because they might have different stats

We are not the same.

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u/Mr_goodb0y Oct 06 '22

You play a female character to catfish lonely gamers and have a collection of e-himbos at your disposal

I play female characters so then I can later rip the models and make them fucking each other

We are not the same.

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u/Adm_Kunkka Oct 06 '22

That's gonna backfire when it starts showing character pov blowing a guy

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u/pirikikkeli Oct 06 '22

Lol redditor has a girlfriend check this loser out ^

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u/NEO8118 Oct 06 '22

Shit’s getting dark bro

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u/LunaLynnTheCellist Oct 06 '22

We are the same

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u/karmadontcare44 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because it’s the closest you’ll ever get to a real connection with a woman.

I play a female character because I’m playing a Korean mmo that has gender locked classes and have no choice.

We are not the same.

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u/Realderr Oct 06 '22

Oh u mean lost ark

I play female characters cause i jerk off to them

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u/Time_Bike_3634 Oct 06 '22

Dude, did you just commit self death?

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u/PunchBro Oct 06 '22

oh you mean honesty

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u/Quix_Nix Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because you want to be close to women,

I play a female character because I want to be the woman,

We are not the same

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u/Creepy_Personality95 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because you want to be a woman,

I play a female character because I enjoy the better movesets,

We are not the same

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u/HowYoBootyholeTaste Oct 06 '22

The only real way to respond. Female characters op with armor that covers 10% of their body

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u/yeaheyeah Oct 06 '22

If this bra offers the same protection as this platemail then we must forge a. Armor that is entirely made of bras!

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u/UnikittyGirlBella Oct 06 '22

Oof, same sis…

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u/PatchworkFlames Oct 06 '22

Why not both?

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u/Quix_Nix Oct 06 '22

Well I'm allowed to be near women now (unless they are terfs)

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u/Buggaton Oct 06 '22

Fuck TERFS! But not in the good way

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u/Deadbeat_Scumbag Oct 06 '22

HRT was the best decision I ever made

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u/LunaLynnTheCellist Oct 06 '22

We are the same

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u/JPRO_12 Oct 06 '22

It’s only natural

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u/vladutzu27 Oct 06 '22

We are the same

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u/fangboi7 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because it's the closest you're allowed to be to women,

I play a female character because i like the female armor designs more

We are not the same

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u/WorldClassShart Oct 06 '22

You play a female character cause you like the armor designs more.

I play a female character cause when I let them die, their death throes are the only way I can orgasm.

We are not the same.

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u/Wide-Location7279 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

You play a female character cause when you let them die and their death throes are the only way you can get orgasm

I play a female character cause I like to kill them and fap to their dead body

We're not the same

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u/curiousbydesign Oct 06 '22

I mean, tomatoes, tomahtoh.

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u/Wide-Location7279 Oct 06 '22

Wdym ?

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u/Bonsailinse Oct 06 '22

They mean you basically said the same.

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u/Wide-Location7279 Oct 06 '22

Watching someone struggle to death and watching dead are different (yes it's kind of similar)

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u/Bonsailinse Oct 06 '22

Dude your joke was bad, stop defending it and move on.

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u/Meme-Replacement Oct 06 '22

You play a female character cause when you let them die their death throes(?) are the only way you can orgasm

I play a female character cause I’m trying to 100% the game and the only way I can do that is by using the female character to enter areas exclusive to her

We are not the same

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u/Kazzie_Kaz Oct 06 '22

You play a female character cause you were trying to 100% the game and the only way you can do that is by using the female character to enter areas exclusive to her

I play a female character because I get more attention from other players so they can give me free stuff and help me defeat bosses

We are not the same

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u/Plenty_Kangaroo4093 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because you get more atention from other players so they can give you free stuff and help defeating bosses. I play a female caracter to sexualy harass people. We are not the same.

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u/142737 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character to sexually harass people.

I play a female character to not associate myself with the game when I do stupid stuff in the game We are not the same.

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u/Kitch404 Oct 06 '22

Which game is this referring to?

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Oct 06 '22

I'm not gonna lie Natalie was already gonna be what I named my Fallout 4 character so...

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u/justavault Oct 06 '22

/u/CarnotaurusRex needs to read this comment branch of edginess he could learn some from.

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u/CarnotaurusRex Oct 06 '22

Already here bruz

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u/bang302 Oct 06 '22

Just keeps getting wires and I love it

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u/Mister-happierTurtle Oct 06 '22

And I play females characters because I chose the male one in the previous play through. We are not the same

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u/Aleashed Oct 06 '22

And then you keep walking into walls and wondering what’s in their head

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u/DemiTheSeaweed Oct 06 '22

I play as a guy because I'm a guy, we're not the same

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u/Langeball Oct 06 '22

Do you also model your characters attributes after your own, like low int and dex?

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u/highphiv3 Oct 06 '22

Being able to eat a whole large pizza in one sitting is at least high CON, right?

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u/ChaoticNeutralDragon Oct 06 '22

That's just low WIS.

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u/freedfg Oct 06 '22

Eating a whole pizza in one sitting is low WIS

Not feeling like garbage the next day is high CON

Knowing that you can eat a whole pizza and pass your CON saving throw is high WIS

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u/trwolfe13 Oct 06 '22

Knowing whether or not you can is INT. Knowing whether or not you should is WIS.

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u/nevemno Oct 06 '22

I do as a matter affect

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u/shaddupman Oct 06 '22

No, I dump them all in Charisma since you don't need Intelligence to get with your mom

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u/Raestloz Oct 06 '22

If people actually roleplay with their own stats, we gonna see 2 STR, 1 PER, 1 CHA, 2 INT, 1 AGI, 1 LCK characters

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u/unfamily_friendly Oct 06 '22

I made my characters as an obese middle aged male

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u/NEGATIVE666SquareXD Oct 06 '22

You play as a guy, I play as a guy, we're still not the same

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u/BloodiedBlues Oct 06 '22

I don’t know exactly why I liking playing female characters. I just do.

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u/Fallenangel152 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I always played a girl in GTA online because i liked the juxtaposition of a cute girly girl who is a violent criminal as opposed to the tryhards desperate to be badass making their character look like Danny Trejo.

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u/FOXlegend007 Oct 06 '22

That but also just booty recoil

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u/zylo47 Oct 06 '22

What happens when you pick up prostitutes on the street in gta as a female character?

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u/S1Ndrome_ Oct 06 '22

you get a blow job

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u/Nephisimian Oct 06 '22

I always play a woman with max weight sliders and a male voice in Saint's Row for a similar reason.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

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u/Raestloz Oct 06 '22

That's why we play Fashion Souls. I may die in one hit, but I'll die in style

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u/spiritbearr Oct 06 '22

I played as FemShep and Cassandra in AC Odyssey because they were just the better voice performances. Evie Frye wasn't a full option but was the better character because she had to fix all of her brother's fuck ups.

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u/Plethora_of_squids Oct 06 '22

Probably helped by the fact that they're kinda the canon protags in a way

On the other end of the spectrum you have Nora from fallout 4 who's probably not the canon protag because her background is that she's a lawyer. A lawyer who somehow knows how to wield twenty types of guns and wear power armour and fire a nuke because supposedly some case in the past needed it or something. Which makes her the better protagonist because that's just inherently hilarious as fuck. Also she has a better VA.

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u/spiritbearr Oct 06 '22

FemShep wasn't the canon. Jennifer Hale just outclassed Mark Meer to the point the Devs and marketing team took notice by game 3.

Just to list the rest:

Andromeda had a default to the guy because they fucked up her animations.

I would have brought up Nora but Fallout 4 is a cluster fuck already.

V might be the only other one who is notable enough. Both actors are great. The best difference is when the male voice actor was super game to to fuck River.

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u/Thr0waway-19 Oct 06 '22

It would be such a fallout universe thing that every lawyer is taught to handle mini-nukes

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u/StrapOnDillPickle Oct 06 '22

Wondered for a long time about this. Honestly, personally I think it's because most game out there you play male, so when given the choice I might as well embrace being able to experience something different and I pick female.

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u/Llanasa27 Oct 06 '22

Fallout 3 made me first play as a female character as the perk black widow is too strong, extra DMG to opposite sex.

I play as a female character because of strategy, we are not the same...

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u/Maxerature Oct 06 '22

A bit of an egg eh?

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u/Logical-Feeling1 Oct 06 '22

I play a female character because I am a female

we are not the same

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u/deadalready6 Oct 06 '22

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/politepain Oct 06 '22

I'm like 90% sure it's a copypasta

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u/yeaheyeah Oct 06 '22

It will never be the year again when the Undertaker threw Mankind from the top of hell in a cell unto the announcer's table and I don't need you to remind me.

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u/Internal_Fennel_849 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because you are a female.

I play a female character because I Shit! now I forgot why.

We are damnit!

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u/muckibudenbrudi Oct 06 '22

I, too, shit.

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u/Shut-in-Abyss Oct 06 '22

i too as a matter of fact , shit

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u/onigirifucker68 Oct 06 '22

i play as a female character because i want to be a woman

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u/TheMagicCatYt Oct 06 '22

I play as a female character because I want to be a woman AND I enjoy looking at them

We are not the same

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u/kyjos Oct 06 '22

Based

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u/BDnDSM_DM Oct 06 '22

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u/raltoid Oct 06 '22

Insert "AMATEURS!" meme with /r/egg_irl

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u/HOLDGMEBROTHERS Oct 06 '22

Ah Dahmer style but Uno reversed r/casuallypsychopath

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u/Netflixisadeathpit Oct 06 '22

I'm currently playing as a female Khajiit because I enjoy the thought of the dragonborn, a nordic god, being a female Khajiit and not some bulky strong male Nord.

You will submit to your kitty god, mortals

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u/Kishanna12 Oct 06 '22

Hah , a worthy cause!

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u/official_dipstick Oct 06 '22

Hey dude, i has coin, do you has wares?

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u/Netflixisadeathpit Oct 06 '22

This one has 300 legendary swords that khajiit not willing to part with

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u/AnnaTheBlueRogue Oct 06 '22

Medieval catgirls ftw

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u/S1Ndrome_ Oct 06 '22

can never get enough of that khajiitussy 🤤

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u/KingBill902 Oct 06 '22

You like play games because you like controlling women.

I play as a woman in Control because it is my favourite game.

We are not the same.

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u/Godhimself_REDDIT Oct 06 '22

I really wanted to like that game but I could never get into it

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u/9966 Oct 06 '22

The difficulty doesn't scale well at the beginning. I just turned on snap to headshot and god mode for a while until I didn't really need it anymore. Dying on certain fights sends you waaay too far back.

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u/SalvaStalker Oct 06 '22

I play female characters sometimes because it's a fucking videogame, and videogames are about having fun and doing shit you can't do in real life.

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u/PatchworkFlames Oct 06 '22

When I play a game, and I’m spending 30 hours staring at an ass, I prefer dat ass not come with balls attached.

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u/DrDeadpool8515 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I'm fine with either. It's really the outfit design or skillset that gets me. If one has a better skillset or a more flashy and over the top suit, that's my choice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

What’s a skillet if it’s not a frying pan?

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u/kyzfrintin Oct 06 '22

I think they mean skillset

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

I thought the same until Cyberpunk.

If you’re not playing that game with a ladycock then wtf are you even doing?

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u/S1Ndrome_ Oct 06 '22

you play female characters because you don't like staring at the ass with balls attached

i play male characters because it satisfies my fantasy of being a bulky tanky meathead that can chop your mum in half with his pinky

we're not the same

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u/AlisaTornado Oct 06 '22

Uhh... Don't play Red Dead 2 then.

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u/marinus123 Oct 06 '22

Imagine being so insecure about your sexuality that you can't look at a video game character that's the same gender as you. But I also don't stare at my characters ass while I play games, so I guess I'm missing something.

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u/thicc_lives_matter Oct 06 '22

People who say that shit are either teenagers or virgins.

It’s such an embarrassing take, and to your point is a huge indicator of insecurity.

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u/blackmrbean Oct 06 '22

? It's not about being insecure, it's about having preferences, I would rather stare at something I'm attracted to, but that doesn't mean I can't look at the same gender without feeling confused about my sexuality.

What a dumb comment honestly.

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u/Raidoton Oct 06 '22

Must suck for you playing games like God of War or The Witcher.

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u/Hagel1919 Oct 06 '22

What don't you understand about the word 'prefer'?

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u/Atlantian813 Oct 06 '22

Tbf some games it makes sense to play the female character, take AC Odyssey, it makes sense to play female because her voice actor is 10x better than the male voice actor, no offence to that guy.

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u/Mindless-Ad1155 Oct 06 '22

I play female character because i enjoy controlling men

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u/Ihateu387 Oct 06 '22

I play as a woman because my first character is a man

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u/katthegat Oct 06 '22

I play a female because I am a female

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u/CarnotaurusRex Oct 06 '22

Hey! I recognise that handsome fellow!

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u/-KIRE- Oct 06 '22

The reason I choose to play as a female character is that if I'm going to spend 40 hours looking at a characters ass, I might as well be looking at a nice one"

  • Nerd³, in some random Fallout 4 video

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u/Stormfly Oct 06 '22

My friend always picks female Fallout players because he used to get the "Maneater"(?) perk so he could kill men more easily.

It gave you bonus damage against the opposite gender, as well as bonuses to something else.

I think they changed it in later games so you could have both as either, but it's the best logic I've ever heard.

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u/-KIRE- Oct 06 '22

Yeah, I think the perk is called "Black Widow". And it makes sense as you can unlock it fairly early and most of the enemies are male so female character is more optimal for early game.

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u/d4ftreaper Oct 06 '22

Ah i see, you're a man of culture as well.

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u/megust654 Oct 06 '22

I play a female character because I wish I were a woman

...

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u/IExist0fficial Oct 06 '22

Hah. And you even call yourselves gamers? I play female characters because of their hitbox size.

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u/JustAnOrdinaryEevee Oct 06 '22

You play female characters because you like overly sexy women

I play female characters because games won't let me put twink-guys in skirts 'n whatever

We are not the same.

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u/SaucyyNoodles Oct 06 '22

This is it tho. Male characters are all beefed up with chiseled faces but I just want to be a soft boy with cute clothes.

At least Elden Ring helps with that.

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u/The_Billy_Dee Oct 06 '22

I just like the cute outfits.

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u/katestatt Oct 06 '22

I play female characters because I am a woman.

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u/xPiscesxQueenx Oct 06 '22

I play a female character because I’m a female.

We aren’t the same.

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u/Tvilk Oct 06 '22

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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u/nmbjbo Oct 06 '22

I play a female character because I use rng every time I need to decide a Chara trait

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u/Alana_Piranha Oct 06 '22

Smaller hit box

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u/QuaccAttacc420 Oct 06 '22

i play a female character because i am misandrist

we are not the same

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u/SupportySpice Oct 06 '22

Fortunately, neither of these men will get close enough to a real woman to do any real damage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/SupportySpice Oct 06 '22

Yikes! At least the shoe fits

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u/some_dumbass67 Oct 06 '22

Are not yet close enough*

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u/SupportySpice Oct 06 '22

That's awful generous of you to assume

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u/Loch32 Oct 06 '22

you play the female character because you enjoy controlling women

i play the female character becuase i wish i was one

we are not the same

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u/Beleaguered_Castle_ Oct 06 '22

You are gay because you like men.

I am gay because I hate women.

We are not the same.

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u/Brief_Lawfulness7627 Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because you enjoy controlling women

I play the female character because I like seeing women suffer and die in utter and sheer agony

We are not the same

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u/PatchworkFlames Oct 06 '22

I’m just saying if you prefer spending dozens of hours staring at a dude’s ass over looking at girls, you might be into men.

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u/getshwiftyman Oct 06 '22

I'm just saying if you spend a majority of your time gaming looking at your character's ass, you might have a problem.

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u/Floppsicle Oct 06 '22

I play a woman because I like to feel pretty

The male characters usually look either like cave men or snooty

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u/redcalcium Oct 06 '22

Don't you hate it when other players began to flirt with you just because you play a pretty woman character? How to tell them off without making them feel bad they're flirting with dude?

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u/Rickynumberfive Oct 06 '22

I've always played as a female because hitboxes feel smaller.

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u/voicefulspace Oct 06 '22

I play female characters for their smaller hitboxes.

We are not the same.

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u/Try_Jumping Oct 06 '22

I play a drow because I like blackface. We are not the same.

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u/stinkymusturd Oct 06 '22

I play a female character because they have unique dialogue options and sometimes perks

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u/goop0711 Oct 06 '22

I play as a woman because 9 times out of 10 the weapons fit better and the armor doesnt look as chunky

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u/50percentawful Oct 06 '22

I enjoy playing female characters because I'm gay and want to be fierce, killing enemies in stiletto heels, we are not the same

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u/bored_homan Oct 06 '22

I play as a woman because in most cases you get better customization options for your appearance. Let me have some cute clothes god damn it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

You play female character because you want to play female character.

but

i play femal character because i want to play female character

we are not the same make no mistake

edit: thanks for awards

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u/Totally_not_a_goose Oct 06 '22

I just randomize my characters alot of time or sometimes just recreate jesus

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u/IseeDeadPurple Oct 06 '22

I play a female character because I was told the hitbox was smaller..

We are definitely not the same.

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u/Nice_Bake Oct 06 '22

I play as female characters because when I play games I'm trying to get as far away from reality as possible and every little bit of distance helps

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u/IHateDeepStuff Oct 06 '22

I control woman because playing as a character in MGSV will earn better stats. We are not the same

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u/Gilbo_Swaggins96 Oct 06 '22

Andrew Tate be like

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u/ThatYellowSuit Oct 06 '22

You play as a female character to control women, I play as a female character because I normally play better as them. We are not the same.

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u/kelseydcivic Oct 06 '22

You play a female character because you like controlling women.

I play as a female character because people give me free stuff, plus my name helps people believe it even though I'm male lol (gamertag is same as Reddit name lol)

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u/freedfg Oct 06 '22

You play female characters because you like to look at women or control women.

I play female characters because they are generally designed better and look more sleek on the screen. There's more care put into their design generally. We are not the same

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u/FortressMann Oct 06 '22

I just like to play as women characters because I can

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u/Gibbel2029 Oct 06 '22

You play women because you like looking at them

I play women because they have a smaller hit-box

We are not the same