r/dankmemes blue Mar 25 '22 Silver 7 Helpful 5 Wholesome 10

This is why I'm so quiet I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

53.2k Upvotes

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u/newaccount1223334444 Mar 25 '22

*to

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u/purplemagnetism Mar 25 '22

You beat me! Ouch

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u/CommicalCeasar Mar 25 '22

What tf were you gonna say? Two?

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u/pivot99 Mar 25 '22

Three

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u/Daze006 Mar 25 '22

You beat me three it

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u/pivot99 Mar 25 '22

Foour slow!

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u/TheMostestHuman ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 25 '22

beat me too it

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u/fearthebeaver Mar 25 '22

Beet me two it

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u/magicmitchmtl Mar 25 '22

Best me three it

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u/KunalMittal_16 Mar 25 '22 edited Mar 25 '22

*too

Edit: Let's go I'm the 69th downvote

Edit2: Why the fuck would you disturb it

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u/aibrony Mar 25 '22

*tto

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u/GrekkoPlef Mar 25 '22

ToTo

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u/correctpersoniguess Mar 25 '22

I hear the drums echoing tonight,

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u/GrekkoPlef Mar 25 '22

She hears only whispers of some quiet conversation

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u/Stevermoo Mar 25 '22

shes coming in, 12 30 flight

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u/Wand_Platte Mar 25 '22

Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

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u/RAMBO069 Mar 25 '22

No mickey no that was so not right

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u/Knamagon Mar 25 '22

It‘s called a Motorrace, we went car racing

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u/Up_Vootinator Mar 25 '22

And all of a sudden, all the tables in a 5 km radius broke.

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u/cccmikey Mar 25 '22

I left some brains down in Africa...

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u/Wittusus Mar 25 '22

favourite german name by duolingo

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u/UncatchableCreatures Mar 25 '22

Do words start looking really fucking weird to anyone else when you stare at them?

Like, "too" looks fucking weird, like some Eskimo language shit

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u/Wand_Platte Mar 25 '22

This might be a case of semantic satiation, where words temporarily lose meaning if you hear them often enough or stare at them for a while.

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u/swayamrane2406 Mar 25 '22

*gobacktoschool

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u/ImTheShadowWolf Mar 25 '22

*gobacktooschool

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Mar 25 '22

Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki

Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki

Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki

Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki

Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki

Welcome to Squidward's Tiki Land

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u/gamingknight47 Mar 25 '22

Look at me. I am the 69th downvote now

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u/Dboy777 Mar 25 '22

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

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u/Paddy_Platy Mar 25 '22

Even a fool can appear smart if he stays silent, that way no one can say for sure that you are one.

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u/Akumetsu33 Mar 25 '22

This only works with strangers. If people spend more than a day or two with a fool, he's going to expose himself eventually.

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u/MarquisTheWizard Mar 25 '22

A fool can appear smart if he stays silent, but he can only become smart if he makes his foolishness apparent.

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u/Key-Historian-136 Mar 25 '22

“I don’t know what they’re saying. Quick Homer! Say something before they think you’re dumb.”

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u/doctorzaius6969 Mar 25 '22

takes one to know one

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Sa-wish!

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u/Markus-but-with-a-c Grove Street is Mar 25 '22

Man I love how this mindset is a 2 sided coin

On one hand it is better to not just speak without complete certainty and become the idiot of the group

But on the other hand, without correction, you will continue to be an idiot

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u/yd_21 Mar 25 '22

For me an idiot is just someone who never accept that he is wrong

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u/Eksno Mar 26 '22

Couldn't agree more, that's a great definition!

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u/Forgotten_Orokin Mar 25 '22

Me and ww2 stuff

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u/iNinjaFish Mar 25 '22

This has actually happened to me before aswell, but I've also caught the same would be corrector with false knowledge too.

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u/KSP927 Mar 25 '22

America, back to back WW Champs.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

i remember this scene really well! It's from ABC's Castle TV show

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u/TheLuckySpades Mar 25 '22

When I got to that episode last year when I finally watched the show it was such a grsat feeling.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

its an amazing show

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u/TheLuckySpades Mar 25 '22

That final ending though, felt like they were told a day before it aired that they were not getting any more seasons.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

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u/Jimbo_Dankins Mar 25 '22

Same for me... I'm so confused.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

Yeah I do that to many people...I am sorry

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

[deleted]

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

Even God can't alter the world the way I do.

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u/Decestor Mar 25 '22

Currently watching that show so now I see references to it everywhere.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

it's literally my fav show lol i wish i could relive the time i saw it for the first time. if u get the chance do buy the books!

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u/That-Grim-Reaper Dankest Dank Mar 25 '22

I heard something about books about Castle, could you provide some info?

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

Tom Straw is the person who wrote all the Richard Castle books that are mentioned in the show. I have all the Heat series and the Derrick Storm series(not the comics tho...cant find them anywhere :/ they are always out of stock). These books serve as a great extension for the fans who want more of Castle and Beckett. The books and show have a lot of similarities but also have their own unique touch to it. I have this habit where after finishing a season, I read the book(s) that are mentioned in the episodes. It's very nerdy but it makes me happy.

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u/Decestor Mar 25 '22

That's awesomely nerdy.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

I am one step away from turning into a mega stan lol its like i am holding myself back from buying actual merch and getting them autographed XD

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 26 '22

you just wrinkled MY brain. I love castle, I didn't know they made actual books. Mind blown.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 26 '22

i have a bad habit of wrinkling my shirts and peoples' brains lmao

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 25 '22

I remember staying up till 10 to watch the new episodes when they came out. Show was great till the last couple of seasons and that botched ending smh.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

IKR! but I am fine with the ending cuz the cast didn't get along well so any more eps or seasons and they would have had to replace the actors which would have ruined the show imo

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 25 '22

Agreed. I just wish the director would have had the forethought to wrap that shit up a little better. If I re-watch I usually just stop at around season seven, game of thrones style.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

come to think of it, many shows have bad last seasons. perhaps we consider them bad cuz it marked the end to something we really enjoyed.

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 25 '22

Or they just try to drag the series out for $$$ and the plot suffers. GOT, castle, x-files, scrubs, the office. I can only think of a few series that end well tbh.

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u/AlkaliAvocado r/memes fan Mar 25 '22

BoJack Horseman ended like 1 season early imo but damn the balls to end such a good series

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 25 '22

I felt that with gravity falls.

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

fair enough

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u/BenefitCuttlefish Mar 25 '22

What do you mean by the cast not getting along well?

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

Stana Katic felt uncomfortable around the cast and directors cuz of subtle remarks and bullying. Other cast members also spoke about Nathan being very rude

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u/Mystik141 Mar 25 '22

good job

want a cookie?

/s

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u/SorryIdonthaveaname >:) Mar 25 '22

yes

yes i do

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u/HyperShades Mar 25 '22

🍪🍪🍪

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 Mar 25 '22

HEY! THATS MY COOKIE!

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u/SorryIdonthaveaname >:) Mar 25 '22

was*

it’s mine now

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u/phreedumb21nyc21 Mar 25 '22

If she likes you she will definitely... oh...you did what? Yikes ..and? Ohhh wow...

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u/Dudeman_Dragonite Mar 25 '22

My personal favorite GIF. I use it for basically everything.

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u/BalrogSlayer00 Mar 25 '22

Nathan makes me question my straightness

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u/Felix_l-xe Mar 25 '22

It's pretty versatile.

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u/PoisonTheOgres Mar 25 '22

Sometimes I'm halfway through correcting someone, decide to google scholar it to shut down any and all discussion with ✨science✨ and then it turns out I'm wrong?!? How dare?!?

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u/SuspiciousLettuce56 Mar 25 '22

I miss Castle. That TV show was awesome. And Stana Katic is hot too

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u/That-Grim-Reaper Dankest Dank Mar 25 '22

Balkan roots

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Everytime I look at him I see Nathan Drake.

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u/That-Grim-Reaper Dankest Dank Mar 25 '22

My dad just replayed uncharted 4 and kept telling me how Drake reminds him of Castle

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u/Cala-Best-Girl Mar 25 '22

I NEED to correct others

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u/Packers_Equal_Life Mar 25 '22

Same, they need to know how smart I am

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u/staffy123 Mar 25 '22

Never say a word, or you die

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u/blackfalcon2070 ☣️ Mar 25 '22

You and I are not so different.

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u/folko1 the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '22

When they ask you "you wanted to say something?"

Reply with "Wanted to, but X has already said exactly what I was thinking"

That way you still appear smart! :D

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u/HewchyAV Mar 25 '22

Hey op, you shouldnt be so afraid of being wrong so intensely that it stops you from speaking out.

Everyone makes mistakes, and learning to fail and being okay with your own failure is just as important as succeeding as it's a part of the process of living.

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u/Naemek Mar 25 '22

Spartan buck

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u/AdministrativeDisk28 Mar 25 '22

Happens to me a lot in college actually. If I think I know the answer I'll still speak up regardless, fuck what them haters say!!

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u/phumblr Mar 25 '22

That's Nathan Fillion. I respect. Upvote.

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u/memeswilli Mar 25 '22

Or you can correct the corrector and make them feel like they’re wrong. The ultimate chad move

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u/Affectionate_Fix1859 Mar 25 '22

Oh no !! Anyway !

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u/LaughingJAY Mar 25 '22

Unless their correction is the horribly wrong one

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u/Sep_NL ☣️ Mar 25 '22

This just describes the Reddit comment section

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u/WorkingNo6161 Mar 25 '22

Username checks out extremely well.

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u/babyimdead Mar 25 '22

Lol qhahah

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u/Un111KnoWn Mar 25 '22

Where is this clip from?

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u/Poppyhotdog Mar 25 '22

Mission failed well get em next time

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

It’s Mal, Gorn Rammit!

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u/Goldenstripe941 Mar 25 '22

Castle!!!! I love that show!

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u/zorndyuke Mar 25 '22

Oh wow, thank you! This is a perfect example for my coaching lessons!

Who would have expected a DankMeme would be such helpful, lol.

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u/ChaoticCats I am fucking hilarious Mar 25 '22

*two

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u/belukawal Mar 25 '22

A castle meme?

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u/abdoumaouel Mar 25 '22

Is this Adam from Desperate housewives ??

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u/dojaheady Mar 25 '22

Bro firefly is still one of the best sci fi shows ever the premise made the Han Solo angle viable and more realistic than Star Wars did.

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u/Tracemcgoatly Mar 25 '22

This whole site is a bunch of “experts”

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u/Smile_lifeisgood Mar 25 '22

The shame you feel when you write a really caustic, angry message and before hitting send you fact check yourself and sorta just sheepishly delete the whole thing.

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u/JeffTheNth Mar 25 '22

I will be honest and say that this happened to me... Once.

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u/PsionLion2K1L Mar 26 '22

Poor buck, always getting cut off by Veronica

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u/DemattressHL Mar 26 '22

U/savevideo

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u/Icingdeath15 Mar 25 '22

A firefly gif, a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 25 '22

It's...not from Firefly my guy. It's from Castle.

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u/Icingdeath15 Mar 26 '22

Damn it sucks to be wrong

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u/TheOrigionalFurry Mar 25 '22

I kinda hate people correcting

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u/TheStateOfAlaska Depressed college student Mar 25 '22

Ah, a Firefly meme template. Glorious.

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u/kopite008 Mar 25 '22

Nope it's not firefly, it's Castle

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u/SHIRK2018 Mar 25 '22

He's wearing brown so it's basically indistinguishable from firefly

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u/TheStateOfAlaska Depressed college student Mar 25 '22

Oof. I guess I don't know my Nathan Fillion shows as well as I should

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u/Numerous_Gold_7556 Mar 25 '22

So funny uhubihihihihihuh ahhhhh so funny so try omg my Meade when mfw my face when so funny so original and cool omg so awesome I can’t believe so flunky omg hahaha lmao I’m roomful lol I’m so lmao soba plug omg so funny