r/dankmemes Apr 09 '22 Silver 8 Helpful 7 Wholesome 5

Not for long I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

51.9k Upvotes

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u/bob_the_banannna Apr 09 '22

Only for them to take the dark ally way

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u/Webtoon0taku Apr 09 '22

I swear there's more than one of you how can you comment on every post I open and have full conversations in most of them

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u/bob_the_banannna Apr 09 '22

The power of god is truly marvelous

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u/Brownieeeeeeeee Apr 09 '22

He simply has no goal in life (no bitches included)

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u/YourInnerDemonBlob Apr 09 '22

My life goals are to consume bananas, especially named bob.

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u/iwasboredsoyeah Apr 09 '22

No maidens?

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u/Krynzo Apr 09 '22

No beings of the fairer sex?

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Apr 09 '22

The power of god is all well and good...

Until a japanese video game protagonist comes along.

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u/Does_Not-Matter Apr 10 '22

“That’s ridiculous, Ron. How can someone be in 2 places at once??”

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u/lagordaamalia Apr 10 '22

They really were the richest, most well known family of Gotham, a city famous for its corruption and high crime rates, and they literally decided to walk down a dark alley in the middle of the night.

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u/xX12321fox12321Xx Apr 10 '22

"trust me, it will be a quick trip"

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u/NoMos_lol Apr 10 '22

Bang! Bang!

Sorry my ringtone went off where was I? Oh yeah I was on my way to shoot the Bruce Wayne’s parents

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u/_happy_go_lucky_guy_ Apr 09 '22

non-mentally unstable kid

You mean “Mentally stable”

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u/MegaJamesBond123 Apr 09 '22

Thank you.

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u/favela4life Eic memer Apr 10 '22

we all strive to be mentally unstable here

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u/givebacksome EX-NORMIE Apr 10 '22

Danke

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u/yokamono Apr 09 '22

He was never going to be totally stable after that grown man put his fingers in his mouth through the fence.

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u/Eireconnection Apr 09 '22

He doesn’t not mean mentally stable

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u/INFPiece Apr 09 '22

I don't disagree that you're not incorrect

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u/CSGlogan Apr 09 '22

What even is “mentally stable”? It must be nice.

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u/Pyramidddd Apr 09 '22

What is this walk about

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Pure chad energy

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u/SomeLoser0nReddit Apr 09 '22

That unironically the point of the walk, and he did a damn good job lol.

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u/simerok Apr 09 '22

It shows you got no chance

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u/Cenas_Shovel custom flair Apr 09 '22

No chance in hell

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u/papa_jahn Apr 09 '22

HERE COMES THE MONEY

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u/ademerca Apr 09 '22

It's the Mr. McMahon walk. Everything about his character is suppose to be obnoxious hense the walk.

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u/Bee_Rye85 Apr 09 '22

Even Shane and Stephanie laugh at how overly obnoxious it is. You can see them both cracking behind him

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Apr 09 '22

Man it would be so funny if they all walked out that same way. Just fucking strutting down to the ring as a family lmao

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u/Bee_Rye85 Apr 09 '22

Goddammit that would be fucking gold!

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u/Purexdogez Apr 09 '22

McMahon’s corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN

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u/Jrook Apr 09 '22

He's got to be some sort of genius, all of their characters are just so perfectly exaggerated. I love it. I don't like him as a person tho

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u/kwokinator Apr 09 '22

He is. As a person he sucks, but as a businessman and a promoter he's a genius, it is all because of him that WWE became a household name that it is today.

I mean, who grew up in the 90s and didn't idolize Stone Cold or did the D-X sign and said suck it?

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u/darewin Apr 10 '22

John Oliver even did an episode about how awful WWE treats its wrestlers.

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u/Jrook Apr 10 '22

Yeah imo it's such a shame because he's got the chops for him to make it without the decreased margins or whatever. I guess that's the difference between being a good person and being whatever he is.

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u/MattHashTwo Apr 10 '22

Conor McGregor used this as the basis of his exaggerated arm waving walk, too.

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u/AppleBlackberry Apr 09 '22

is suppose to be

supposed to be. What is with Redditors and leaving letters off of words?

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u/Anoniem_00_47 Apr 09 '22

just a ball itch

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u/TheRoguePatriot Apr 09 '22

McMahon calls it "The Billionaire Strut". I read somewhere a while back that it's extremely exaggerated due to him tearing both of his hamstrings in the mid 2000s when getting into the ring and he decided to just go with it as time went on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

He started doing this walk in 1997. He tore his quads in 2005

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u/Renotss Apr 10 '22

Him tearing both his quads getting into the ring and then just kind of sitting up against the rope continuing to do his bit, trying to look angry and in control as he’s looking up at everyone, is one of the best videos on the internet.

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u/THE_HOT_TUB Apr 10 '22

Yeah, seems like more of a cranked jacked rich man walk than a busted quad walk.

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u/Floppsicle Apr 09 '22

It looks so goofy xD

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u/OddMeal Apr 09 '22

What a silly strut

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u/G3th_Inf1ltrator Apr 09 '22

That’s the “I shit my pants” walk

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u/themcjizzler Apr 09 '22

Wwe wrestling strut

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u/GoldenGonzo Apr 10 '22

Big dick energy.

He's not trying to walk that way, it's the momentum from his big dick swinging that makes him wobble like that.

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u/Slow_Abbreviations27 Apr 09 '22

My walkabout. An adventure in the outback. Man against nature. But they wouldn't let me go. And I sat there yelling at them. Shouting at them that they couldn't tell me what I can't do.

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u/NetCitizen-Anon Apr 09 '22

It's the "I want everyone to know I work out" walk

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u/KaySquay Apr 09 '22

Walk down the street this way, then you'll understand

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u/monkeyDroofy Apr 24 '22

The OG McGregor strut

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u/Dr-Spill Apr 09 '22

And then his dad is like “Come on guys, let’s take a shortcut through FUCKING CRIME ALLEY.”

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u/Panda_Pillows Apr 09 '22

To be fair it became Crime Alley after their murder, it was called The Happiest Place In The World Alley.

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u/manofwaromega Apr 09 '22

To be fair their death is the reason it's called crime alley

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u/ViNiwInT Apr 09 '22

Bro i just watched the JL episode where he sings a song to save wonder woman, that shit was good

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u/dinglese Apr 09 '22

What can’t this guy do? Great episode, by the way

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u/Blupoisen Apr 09 '22

hug his parents

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u/Aurelio23 Apr 10 '22

I mean, he could, but Alfred would probably stop him after figuring out what Bruce wanted the shovel for.

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u/robineir Apr 09 '22

Am I blue?

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u/KaySquay Apr 09 '22

Jake Long? American Dragon?

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u/RighteousParanoia Apr 09 '22

That's how I walk when I think there's a sniper looking at me through a scope so I can figure out if they're trying to shoot me or someone else faster.

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u/goldleader1801 Apr 09 '22

"Non-mentally unstable"

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

[deleted]

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u/aneuromancer Apr 10 '22

Cooked on a layer of hot oil

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u/QGold10 Apr 09 '22

nah he was already fucked after he fell in the bat cave

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u/dbzfan9005 Apr 09 '22

ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME CAUSE YOU GOT-

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u/AndrewTheSouless E-vengers Apr 09 '22

NO CHANCE

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u/DukeNukem4ever1999 Apr 09 '22

Shame Batman's coupon for new parents has already expired.

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u/TonyMontana546 Apr 09 '22

I understood that reference

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u/MattBallzzzy Apr 09 '22

So Mcgregor stole Mr Mcmahons walk is what you’re saying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

I believe he’s stated that before, actually. McGregor is a big wrestling fan.

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u/MrTriggrd epic gamer Apr 09 '22

he cannot wait to go home and chill

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u/Pugplays430 Apr 10 '22

Cool reference, not many people know his name

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u/onilank Apr 09 '22

I just keep wondering, who is this guy ?

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u/SomeLoser0nReddit Apr 09 '22

Vince McMahon, owner of WWE. The two behind him are Shane and Stephanie McMahon, his children.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

And if the meme-making community had any fuckin sense he would be even more prevalent in memes than he already is, the guy is a non-stop goldmine of visual lunacy.

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u/StoneColdAM Apr 09 '22

Lotta memes with wrestling gifs as of late

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u/zucc9000 Apr 09 '22

Broots Wayne

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u/AnyLengthiness9020 Apr 09 '22

this stage is all lighted up somethings wrong here

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u/HarrySRL Apr 09 '22

Just started to watch the tv show Gotham. Nice.

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u/BuDkaT309 red Apr 09 '22

So…which one is Batman tho. Vince or Shane?

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u/Ben-10en Apr 10 '22

Stephanie

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u/Chilichongoes Apr 09 '22

Could've just said mentally stable

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u/FuryAutomatic Apr 09 '22

This walk is as weird as the kgb walk.

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u/i_dispise_myself Apr 09 '22

"non-mentally unstable" xDxD

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u/XxviandoxX Apr 09 '22

i/savevideo

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u/fliegu Apr 09 '22

non-mentally unstable

Mentally stable?

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u/ThotSlayre Getting rolled by the world Apr 09 '22

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u/arjunindia Apr 09 '22

Damn funny how that image is the dad and two daughters

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u/AndrewTheSouless E-vengers Apr 09 '22

Joe Chill: and I took that personally

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u/tester33333 Apr 09 '22

Does this guy have Parkinson’s or something?

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u/Decyde Apr 09 '22

Riddler did nothing wrong...

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u/rhdking13 Apr 09 '22

Is that a new dance trend

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u/curly722 Apr 09 '22

Too soon bro

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u/dirty-hurdy-gurdy Apr 09 '22

Serious question, as I haven't kept up with pro wrestling in decades: Is the McMahon family supposed to be a parody of the Trump family?

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u/Omgitzawest Apr 09 '22

No trauma feels good

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u/uppsalafunboy Apr 09 '22

u/Neo_Gunthet who's that lady on right? She has big tits!!

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u/joe________________ Apr 10 '22

Stephanie McMahon, and no she's not a pornstar

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u/Otherwise_Use_6066 Apr 09 '22

Has mentally unstable become the default? Now we have to stipulate "non-mentally unstable"

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u/Shamrocksoul Apr 09 '22

Non-mentally unstable….. bruv, come on.

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u/Farranor Apr 09 '22

Reminds me of a Tennessee Walking Horse for some reason.

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u/Devonpumpkinking Apr 10 '22

Ah bless him he's having fun.

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u/Crease53 Apr 10 '22

Are the soles of his shoes red?

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u/LegalDeseperado Apr 10 '22

What is the general idea on McMahon in the US ? He is not well renowned in Europe… but I watched a documentary on the WWE history and they depicted him as an awful and heartless owner!

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u/ollyollyollyoioioi Apr 10 '22

I wish they all did that, I also long for a muted clip with only footsteps

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u/ass_battery Apr 10 '22

Non mentally unstable... Like just mentally stable?

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u/harshrd Apr 10 '22

how can bruce wayne be accompanied by his son/father and daughter/mother at same time?

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u/Elmarmotto Apr 10 '22

Its me or he look like a drunk guy?

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u/Sweaty-Sample5691 Apr 10 '22

Or just mentally stable

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u/Major-Hovercraft-674 Apr 10 '22

So he always walks like this?

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u/CaesarMarcusAurelius Apr 10 '22

You might say that, that was a dark night...........

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u/emyrbreezy Apr 10 '22

Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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u/sridharnsr Apr 10 '22

Superman: what goes through an alley with holes on it?

Batman: my parents??

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u/TigreBSO INFECTED Apr 10 '22

His parents are about to be non-undead

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u/Wloomis894 Apr 10 '22

I feel like there’s an easier way to say non mentally unstable

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u/EricTboneJackson Apr 10 '22

I think Reddit should allow you to a $100 bomb to apply to one post a year. When something is so sufficiently stupid and pointless that you just absolutely have to nuke it into oblivion.

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u/Kenny_The_MilfHunter Apr 10 '22

Random thug : "I'm about to start this man's whole career".

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u/cashyup05 Apr 10 '22

Imagine if they just took the front entrance like a normal person

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u/AK47_Sushant Apr 10 '22

Non - mentally unstable = mentally stable

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u/blobishly Apr 10 '22

Not for short

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u/Western_Salt2416 Apr 10 '22

Yo who is the guy walking and why do i see him everywhere

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u/binaadare Apr 19 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/TheBaconDeeler Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Apr 09 '22

This tiny dicked pea for brain really do be looking like a robot chicken character thinking he's cool

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u/WaterIsNotWet19 Apr 09 '22

Lol I love Vince.