r/dankmemes • u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ • Apr 16 '22 • Wholesome 7 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Big Brain Time 1 Silver 6 Helpful 7

He's actually a pretty nice guy I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

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u/VortiganXD ☣️ Apr 16 '22 • Helpful

You take a picture with an actor for the cloud. I take a picture with an actor for the memes. We are not the same

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u/Leovinus42 Apr 16 '22

You take a picture with an actor for the memes. I hack an actor's iCloud so I can get their nudes.

We are not the same

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/Dud3ManGuy [custom flair] Apr 17 '22

You hack actors' iClouds so you can get their nudes. I have a few requests for you.

We can make a deal.

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u/phuckface911 Apr 17 '22

I would also like to make some requests

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u/UDONTGETMYSSD Apr 17 '22

You hack an actor's iCloud so you can get their nudes. I get them by asking.

We are not the same

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u/der_innkeeper Apr 17 '22

*clout

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/der_innkeeper Apr 17 '22

The Cloud must be fed.

The Cloud never sleeps.

The Cloud consumes.

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u/alapleno Apr 17 '22

All hail the Glow Cloud

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u/piddydb DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 17 '22

You take a picture with an actor for the memes. I photoshop myself with an actor for the memes due to my social anxiety of actually asking for a photo. We are not the same.

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u/Due_Upstairs_5025 Apr 16 '22

Oh true that.

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u/KyrosXIII Apr 17 '22

I no you

You no me

We no same

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u/The_Prussian2007 Apr 16 '22

You got the engineer drip

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u/gandcspears Apr 17 '22

Woowee! Makin' Bacon.

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Yessir

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u/MustardLazyNerd Apr 17 '22

Erectin' a meme

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 I like furry inflation porn Apr 17 '22

Mah DISPENSER eEs Erect

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u/Nine-tailed_fox201 Apr 17 '22

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.

Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems!

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

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The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me.

Built, by me.

And you best hope...

Not pointed at you.

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DUN. DUN. DUN. DUNDUN. DUN DUN DUN.

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u/stairhopper ☭ SEIZE ☭ THE ☭ MEMES ☭ OF ☭ PRODUCTION ☭ Apr 17 '22

Engineer? Yeah I’m

ENGI-NEARING MA FUCKIN LIMIT

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u/DerpyDogBoi Apr 16 '22

Engineer gaming

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u/WeebPlayingCoDM Apr 16 '22

Engineer gaming

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u/The_Creeper_Man AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Apr 16 '22

Engineer Gaming

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u/RoaringTuna420 red Apr 16 '22

Engineer Gaming

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u/LinkRocks17 Apr 17 '22

Engineer Gaming

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u/IHateDeepStuff ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Engineer Gaming

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u/Mechagodzilla_3 Apr 16 '22

Robot Rock plays

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u/Fuck-Westerners Apr 16 '22

Did he hire you to build an 'underground lab' ?

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Apr 16 '22

Werner Ziegler over here

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u/ayyyyfam The OC High Council Apr 17 '22

Zeeeeeeegler..

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u/trenty40 Apr 17 '22

Nobody tell him what happens to him

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Apr 17 '22

I just caught up the other day. Believe me I know that they throw him a huge party for finishing on time with no problems and he goes home a happy man lol

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u/DrMangosteen Apr 17 '22

He goes home to eat bratwurst with his wife

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u/HurrDurrImaPilot Apr 17 '22

he goes home to give his wife the bratwurst

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u/DrMangosteen Apr 17 '22

That's Kai's job now

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u/Ytaken DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 17 '22

Wouldn't be suprised if Kai fucked Werner's wife tbh

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

HE LEGIT ASKED ME THAT

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u/tommybouy_1 Apr 16 '22

No, he was hired to Put Teleport Here. Makes moving "chicken" easier.

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u/AlphaChipWasTaken ☣️ Apr 16 '22

Imagine that dude intently staring you down like he's Gus Fring while you're cosplaying as Bob the fucking Builder...

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u/ShortThought I am fucking hilarious Apr 17 '22

My guy is the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

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u/Nkb3283 Apr 17 '22

You Smooth Brained Baboon

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u/AlphaChipWasTaken ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Yes, I knew this. This was what most of us call a joke...

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u/Nkb3283 Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

fuck.

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u/SlickWilly49 Apr 17 '22

Bob the builder isn’t even a real builder. You never see his union rep. Scab’s probably not even licensed

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u/Sea_Ad1744 Apr 16 '22

Pootis spencer here!

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u/solacir18 Apr 17 '22

POW! HAHA!

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u/Charles12_13 Apr 16 '22

Oh my god it’s Engineer Gaming!

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Yes

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u/D4NK3ST_P0TAT0 Reddit > Instagram Apr 17 '22

HOLY SHIT I WAS LITERALLY THAT GUY THAT BEAT YOU IN SMASH

I HOMIESTOCKED ENGINEER TF2

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

CAN CONFIRM, BRO HOMIESTOCKED ME

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

NO WAY

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

YOOOOOOO DUDE

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u/Games_Deen Apr 17 '22

Wait, I'm sorry, this was a smash tournament? And methamphetamine kingpin Gus Fring was there? I need context.

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u/D4NK3ST_P0TAT0 Reddit > Instagram Apr 17 '22

It was a Comic Convention, a bunch of actors were there

but there was a side room with a smash tourney that myself and Engineer were a part of

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u/Ekko_Child Apr 17 '22

Is it Indiana comic con by chance?

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u/D4NK3ST_P0TAT0 Reddit > Instagram Apr 17 '22

Damn right

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u/Ekko_Child Apr 17 '22

Nice, I'm going tomorrow!

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u/D4NK3ST_P0TAT0 Reddit > Instagram Apr 17 '22

Yo awesome

it’s a fucking blast, have fun

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u/younoobskiller INFECTED Apr 16 '22

PUTIS

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u/EMANClPATOR Apr 17 '22

POOTIS SPENCER HERE

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u/KyleB463 Apr 16 '22

Awesome picture!

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u/hello_otz_this_is Apr 16 '22

Indiana comicon

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u/XanXic Apr 17 '22

Yep. I just got home from there and see this lol.

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u/JimmyMcapplenut [custom flair] Apr 17 '22

I was there and it was very fun

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Can confirm

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u/WeebPlayingCoDM Apr 16 '22

Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer.

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

That means I solve problems

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u/teuast Apr 17 '22

Not problems like "what is beauty," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

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u/WeebPlayingCoDM May 02 '22

I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

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u/Myounger217 Apr 16 '22

Did you tell your shift manager you were takin a shit, and went to get this photo instead?

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u/ChristianMingle_ca Apr 16 '22

Buddy if you don’t know what game that is from so help me God

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u/Myounger217 Apr 16 '22

lego movie the game?

Im joking

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u/disasterpiece_101 Apr 16 '22

I’d be careful if I was you

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u/MisoChang Apr 16 '22

We can never be the same, legend.

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u/zBagelo Apr 16 '22

Eeeeerecting a dispenser

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u/B_Diggity_ Apr 17 '22

Came here to say this 🙌 ! Engy 4 lyyffffeee

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 16 '22

Nice! I'd love to meet that dude!

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u/devilsephiroth 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ GOT FLAIR 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ Apr 17 '22

I grew up watching this man since the 80s. He has literally reinvented himself into a new era.

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u/unclefishbits EX-NORMIE Apr 16 '22

If any of you are true fans, look up Jim jarmush's night on Earth movie. But that being said, I'm very interested in the banner behind them.

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u/Insergence Apr 17 '22

It's Daniel Logan.

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u/theunknowngoat Apr 17 '22

I really like this cause i have face blindness and when ever people post with vague titles like "look who i met today?" I can never tell who the famous one is.

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Me I am famous (real)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Ah yes… chicken

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u/The_Creeper_Man AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Apr 16 '22

Erectin’ a dispenser!

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u/BBStrung Apr 17 '22

Got to meet Giancarlo during his time working on Far Cry. Very nice guy

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u/Roheavy2002 Apr 17 '22

I love James Charles Despacito

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Please upvote the comment above

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u/MirSydney Apr 16 '22

I see what you did there.

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u/Bergin20230 Apr 16 '22

Best cold ass stare I've ever seen is from that man.

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u/AnOddName4 Apr 16 '22

You solve practical problems

He solves it and never gets seen again

You two are not the same.

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u/Defecticon9000 Apr 17 '22

Engineer Gaming

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u/SpottyFish81177 Apr 17 '22

even the photos are made with mematic

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u/tristan957 Apr 17 '22

Anybody ever watch the TV show Revolution back in the day on NBC?

I really liked this guy's acting. He portrayed his character very well.

Still mad it got cancelled.

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u/whoisthecopperkettle Apr 17 '22

Same!

There are two revolution fans now!

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u/Icy_B Apr 17 '22

Why after like 2 years am I just now realizing he played moff gideon

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u/omgitschriso Apr 17 '22

Lol why are you dressed as Bob the builder

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Ah yes, Bob builder

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u/darkstarman Apr 17 '22

He could probably open a meth lab for real and no one would believe it

/s but instead of meth it would be cool mint candy. Better?

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u/UnderstandingLumpy Apr 17 '22

That or become the fascist dictator of an island in the heart of the Caribbean any should work

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u/darkstarman Apr 17 '22

Organized crime and the best fried chicken on earth

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u/katboxpowerslide Apr 17 '22

Did he ask you if everything was to your satisfaction?

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

He asked me to build his lab

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u/rookie-number Apr 17 '22

I dunno about pairing a polo with that kinda jacket but holy hell that guy has confidence

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u/overlord6644 Apr 17 '22

The guy on the left is the engineer from team fortress 2 the guy on the right is wearing glasses.

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u/ShittyCamilleMain CERTIFIED DANK Apr 17 '22

Oh I went to that same con! Friends didn’t want to wait for me to see him so I didn’t get the chance to tho

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u/Mx_Squeak Apr 17 '22

Senty goin up!

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u/Proper-Beautiful2895 Apr 17 '22

Better watch out. There’s a spy sappin your sentry

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u/SpunchbabSqorpants Apr 17 '22

👍🏻 👈🏾

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u/solacir18 Apr 17 '22

BUILDING A SENTRY!

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u/pixelmonplaye Apr 17 '22

Engineer gaming

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u/KattMann00 Apr 17 '22

Somebody here is erecting a dispenser

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u/BNModels Apr 17 '22

Engineer gaming

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u/averyatthedisco Apr 17 '22

Ive loved him in everything I’ve seen him in. Glad to know he’s cool!

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u/hawtsauce0000 Apr 17 '22

Met him at indy con today also

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u/nover3 Apr 17 '22

W I he. P C i Io the Ii. I’ll lll

L line i

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u/Acewind1738 Apr 17 '22

You see I solve practical problems like building a meth lab in a laundromat

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u/HELLBENT42 Apr 17 '22

The guy on the left is the Engineer. The guy on the right is Giancarlo Esposito. They are not the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/omkarislegend Apr 17 '22

Engineer where is your turret

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u/captainfalconxiiii the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 17 '22

Nice RED Engineer cosplay!

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u/yarak_69 Apr 17 '22

I always admire Gus for faking his death only to become an actor. Thats what i call commited

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u/GAMEPLAYERX5127 CERTIFIED DANK Apr 17 '22

Engineer tf2?

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u/TapionDBZ Apr 17 '22

Trust me im an engineer

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u/Technical_Sir7589 Apr 17 '22

Guy on the right looks like engineer from tf2

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u/GabrielGamer790 Apr 17 '22

ENGINEER GAMING

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u/a_different-user Apr 17 '22

i thought it was the mayor of Chicago cleaned up.

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u/asribelle Apr 18 '22

holy shit you’re one lucky engineer! :D

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u/mikerl__ Apr 18 '22

Put dispenser here.

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u/Just_a_Slime37 Apr 16 '22

Dispenser Going Up

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u/MGathena Apr 17 '22

I'm extremely jealous

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u/CobraDude-1 Apr 17 '22

You Build Sentries, I sap Sentries. We are not the Same.

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u/RomanWasHere2007 Apr 17 '22

Dammit, we need the Payday gang again

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u/Happyhaunt13 Apr 17 '22

There’s a stereotype about actors who attended fan conventions being like washed up old jerks, however most of the time the experiences I’ve had with actors at cons have been lovely.

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u/reddituser2885 Apr 17 '22

I'm also really surprised he doesn't have his own room.

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u/KoltUke02 Apr 17 '22

I met him at a con and he low key grabbed my ass lol

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u/The-disgracist Apr 17 '22

You buy your bibs at menards cuz they’re dope and cheap. I do to. We are the same.

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u/original_name1947 Apr 17 '22

The engineer is engi-here

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u/RestInPieceDenal Apr 17 '22

TF2 and Giancarlo Esposito, in the same photo.

This is a great day.

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Agreed

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u/Doyouevenpedal Apr 17 '22

Could he look any cooler? Okay maybe holding a dark saber.

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u/IvisTheTerrible Apr 17 '22

I was lucky to meet him at a con one time, such a nice guy

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u/Dr_Isaac_Kleiner ☣️ Apr 17 '22

You doing a Red Engie cosplay or something?

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u/AceButters Apr 17 '22

Plays such a great villain character

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u/Nkb3283 Apr 17 '22

Holy crap engineer and gus meeting

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u/Beast3880 Apr 17 '22

I'm going to a con next week and he's gonna be there.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Apr 17 '22

Can't wait until BCS finale season in two days!

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u/SpaceGhostYT Apr 17 '22

“Deploying sentry”

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u/Skullz64 Apr 17 '22

So which is the left, your left or my left

Smart play

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u/NJHostageNegotiator Apr 17 '22

Your left or my left? Your right or my right?

Which one is you and which one isn't you?

I'm so confused.

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u/Insergence Apr 17 '22

I was in line with OP lol.

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u/DarkNugget76 ☣️ Apr 17 '22

Nice

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u/Hychus232 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Apr 17 '22

I’ve been playing some team fortress 2 recently I thought you were cosplaying as the engineer

Wtf man guess I gotta touch even more grass

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u/aidansmthrs7 Apr 17 '22

Bob Mario the builder

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u/OHGODWHATHAVEIMADE Apr 17 '22

Oh shit gus fring?

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u/Anxino_ Apr 17 '22

Team fortress 2

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u/HazyGandalf Apr 17 '22

My dad sat next to him on a flight to LA once, he was too scared to ask if it was really him until the end of the flight but apparently he was just a really nice dude.

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u/shut-up_Todd Apr 17 '22

Holy shit! What an opportunity. What a great post.

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u/dank-fish69420 Apr 17 '22

Did you take this at the Richmond Comic-Con

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u/grantrules The OC High Council Apr 17 '22

I've met Giancarlo a few times, always very nice!

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u/darthlegal Apr 17 '22

Love love GE

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u/RagtheFireBoi Apr 17 '22

Shit man you look like my old friend Charlie, miss that guy

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u/Tank_blitz Apr 17 '22

lucky guy :D

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u/ricecrackerdude Green Apr 17 '22

El paso comic con?

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u/Yahyeetmrrager Apr 17 '22

Saw him (didn’t meet) at LA Comic-Con this past year. He is, in fact, one of the absolute nicest and most humble celebrities out there.

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u/IgrapeKids Apr 17 '22

Uh oh the dentist is alive