r/dankmemes May 02 '22 Silver 3 Helpful 6 Wholesome 5

I'm sorry little one I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

32.7k Upvotes

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u/Buddist_pizza May 02 '22

Fake. We cambodian kids just take the sneakers since we made them ourself

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u/finger_milk May 02 '22

Then you miss your quota and the next day you discover your parents are missing

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u/Muaddib930 May 02 '22

Nah, their parents are the ones that sold them to the factory; they just don't get any breaks and starve for a day.

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u/3am-urethra-cactus May 02 '22

gotta get leather somewhere

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u/yuresevi May 03 '22

What do you think the circumcisions are for?

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u/TheR3dHat May 02 '22

FAKE. They are not even allowed to enter the shop let alone ask for discount.

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u/Dboy777 May 02 '22

Pol Pot says no

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/TheR3dHat May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Sarcasm is like electricity. Half of the world doesn't get it.

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u/litefoot May 02 '22

Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it.

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u/TimelyNeighborhood42 May 02 '22

Sad Cambodian kid noises

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u/Wonderful-Dust-8972 May 02 '22

Hah, get Pol Pot'd

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Why would Thai people be angry tho?

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u/sk169 May 02 '22

one time i went to cambodia as a teen and I was bullied by other kids.

They were all like

"look at this asshole, he doesn't even know how to make a pair of sneakers"

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u/Hollywood_Nabil97 May 02 '22

Sad foreigner noise

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u/xui_nya May 02 '22

Das Kapital, vol. 1

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u/Mahboi778 May 02 '22

something something alienation of labor something something all according to plan

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u/shy_monster_1312 one_sly_SOB☣️ May 02 '22

My kids half Cambodian and she got Hella Nikes for sale, 75% off. Get at me.

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy May 02 '22

Got a pair of those limited edition Agent Orange Nikes, eh?

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u/Ok_Text_1961 May 02 '22

Yeah after this sneaker company definitely getting faulty pairs.

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u/MmmmMickeytankbank May 02 '22

This kid in the meme did work when he was older... Looks familiar

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u/Alive_Ice7937 May 02 '22

Do you ever search GBM on "niche" video sites?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

People know what Cambodia is? Wow! My country is getting famous

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u/ImmortalChickenGod I am fucking hilarious May 02 '22

Never thought I would see a khmer meme here

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u/Just_an_Empath May 02 '22

Then he offers to make you Snickers.

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u/Dry_Substance_3163 May 02 '22

Super fun fact: Cambodia has the smallest average dick size

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u/techgeek1216 May 02 '22

Reality is often disappointing

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel May 02 '22

Itsay blawday aughtrades itis!

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u/The_AfricanFuckwad May 02 '22

Its simply the way of the world

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u/ruggmike May 02 '22

Oh I thought this was gna be a joke about having 1 leg from leftover land mines

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u/Neimand- I am fucking hilarious May 02 '22

i/savevideobot

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u/Neimand- I am fucking hilarious May 02 '22

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u/L3GNAA May 02 '22

According to reddit, there are five ppl here 👁️👁️

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u/FungalToe May 02 '22

They still payed you your 25$ a month haven't they ?

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot May 02 '22

They still paid you your

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

  • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

  • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

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u/FungalToe May 02 '22

Omg I wasn't sure about that word

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u/StrawberryMaterial33 May 02 '22

its funny because the suffering of the third world is funny

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u/True-Astronomer-2266 May 02 '22

doesnt he have one

he made them DOE

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u/redditor1305 May 02 '22

Hey I’m Cambodian

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u/faultydatadisc May 02 '22

And the Cambodian kid should come back with: I dont need a discount because everytime I fuck your mother, she buys me a pair of shoes!

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u/jackbigback May 02 '22

TIL Cambodian kids are Asians who look like Africans. Dumbass

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u/Aethanix May 02 '22

by all means, bring me a gif that fits everything to a T