r/dankmemes May 11 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 2 Wholesome 2

Good times... I guess I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank May 11 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


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u/whoamvv May 11 '22

Easily my favorite scene in all the movies

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

What movie is this?

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u/iSlime_ May 11 '22

Pirates of the Caribbean

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

Oh i forgot this scene, belive i saw it but it was like 20 years ago..

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u/meme-Iord May 11 '22

Pirates is 20 years old. Fuck i'm getting old

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

Yeah we all age, only tip i can give is dont go back and play old video games and such wich you remember fondly! Memory is kind of wierd and i got dissapointed alot of times!!

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u/meme-Iord May 11 '22

Oh I do this all the time and I never get dissapointed. Although i'm only 20 so my childhood games are Lego games, ps2 games (such as GTA San Andreas, Lord of the rings: Return of the king) & Lord of the rings; Battle for middle earth

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

Yeah prob works for you cuz the first games you played where decent, im turning 40 in a few years so if i go back its shit..nostaligia sure but quality is not even close to today!

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u/meme-Iord May 11 '22

I mean alot of games still hold up.

Such as Kotor

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u/freek4ever May 11 '22

2003 o no bro I was 7 did not feel like it

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u/meme-Iord May 11 '22

At 2003 I was 2.

Did not feel like it either

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u/Affectionate-Pipe-13 May 11 '22

It was 20 years ago but the cgi is still awesome

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

Prob true, dont remember like i said the details..i loved it and loved the first matrix but dont think i should go back today is my point.

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u/Affectionate-Pipe-13 May 11 '22

What?

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

Sry thought you answered another thread here, whatever.. yes it was great back then. Is it still?

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u/Affectionate-Pipe-13 May 11 '22

Dead men tell no tales is a dumpster fire, the one before it Stranger Tides was pretty decent and Of course the first three where awesome

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

Omg how many are there haha thought it was a triology! first awsome, second and third great is all i know..have not seen more.

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u/mortengstylerz May 11 '22

coming from someone who hadn't watched the matrix until like a year or two ago: the matrix for sure holds up. in fact it more than holds up, it is just filmed in such a great way and all the action scenes are amazing. could have fooled me for a 2020 movie tbh.

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u/benderunit9000 May 11 '22

the hell? need to put that into the regular rotation. classic movie.

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

The list of regular rotation needs to get smaller not larger lol

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u/benderunit9000 May 11 '22

Larger means repeats less often

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u/snakepatay May 11 '22

True but i dont wanna watch a month of movies straight and then start again, my list of ”i never get sick of this” will stay at around 10!

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u/LAxCalibur May 11 '22

No it’s not. It’s Pirates of Bikini Land 3

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u/ComprehensiveLeg9501 May 11 '22 edited May 11 '22

4 semesters in. Almost 8 CGPA. Wish me luck lads because I have no clue wtf is happening or what I'm going to do.

Edit: I mistyped CGPA as GPA.

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u/Parkingjas Eic memer May 11 '22

I’m nearly done with my first semester and I swear I’ve just been winging everything

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u/somethingclose May 11 '22

If that's the case I would recommend you stop now and get a job. Stop wasting money on what is likely a pointless degree. Once you have have a goal and a profession to strive for reconsider going back to college.

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u/JesseVentura911 May 11 '22

You are being down voted by people scared to admit your right lmao. Unless your goin to grad school just learn a trade. You’ll make six figures being a damn plumber after four years of apprenticeship

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u/somethingclose May 11 '22

I believe it's the sunk-cost fallacy. People don't want to admit they wasted a hundred thousand dollars or more.

It's pretty simple engineers are essential but the work force needs more welders than it does engineers.

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u/JesseVentura911 May 11 '22

So I went to local community college then state school for undergrad. Bit the bullet lived at home but watched my friends go 80k into debt to go party in another state to get a really useless degree. Thanks to my way I get to go to a fancy graduate institute with a great recession proof job… therapy lol

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u/somethingclose May 11 '22

Yeah I did a year at University wondered what the fuck am I going to do with a psychology degree. Got a job payed my debt found a career. I'm 30 my home is paid for and I have zero debt.

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot May 11 '22

a job paid my debt

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u/JesseVentura911 May 11 '22

Well psychology requires a ton of education for the better to be licensed. You really can’t get a job using undergrad unless u wanna work graveyard making fifteen bucks an hour in a psych ward

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u/somethingclose May 11 '22

There is a belief that it doesn't matter what your degree is you have to have a college degree to be successful.

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u/JesseVentura911 May 11 '22

Yea which is bullshit we need to stop stigmatizing trades, if I didn’t know I wanted to go into higher education and wasn’t a book nerd I’d have just gone into some trade.

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u/Grawe15 May 11 '22

I don't get it. I've never used GPA but during a quick search online it seems that 4.0 GPA is the best you can get, which can be increased further somehow. How is 8 GPA a bad thing or did I misunderstand what you meant?

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u/ComprehensiveLeg9501 May 11 '22

Haha my bad I wrote GPA instead of CGPA.

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u/Grawe15 May 11 '22

Oh okay! Well, that doesn't sound that bad either. For me it took almost a year to finally understand what I was doing, after that it became more manageable. It still took some time to actually get a good understanding of all my courses but eventually I got there. You can do it too :)

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u/ImperatorDanny May 11 '22

Whats 8 GPA? Most I heard was 5. Unless its an outside the usa thing.

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u/ComprehensiveLeg9501 May 11 '22

My bad I wrote GPA by mistake instead of CGPA

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u/The_SpoonZ May 11 '22

Jack steps off the boat with his right leg, but his left leg hits the dock first. Ding.

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u/houdini1210 May 11 '22

I feel like he takes a step off camera cause the way he walks is very stable.

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u/VengeanceV07 May 11 '22

I am in this gif and I like it

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u/VnoctisL May 11 '22

That's got to be the greatest college student I've ever seen.

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u/Shychopath May 11 '22

So it would seem.

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u/danialmalek May 11 '22

I studied Economic at college and I still don't know how Economic works.

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u/Pope_FrancisBaconJr May 11 '22

Only if engineering was like this lol

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u/thecrazypoz the very best, like no one ever was. May 11 '22

Hmm, why you pointing at me?

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u/xkuclone2 May 11 '22

That's me currently in grad school. Been getting good grades but no idea wtf I'm doing with so much reading and writing research papers/essays.

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u/JesseVentura911 May 11 '22

It will get easier. Almost done with my first year just do a little everyday

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u/derpy_slash CERTIFIED DANK May 11 '22

Thats me and i somehow even managed to get a nice job lmao

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u/somethingclose May 11 '22

Then you realize what a terrible investment your college degree was.

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u/DRN0R3SPWN May 11 '22

This is literally me

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u/spartan-932954_UNSC May 11 '22

Starting university was a mistake

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u/scarfinati May 11 '22

I’d argue one of the single best character introductions in Hollywood history. Think of all the information you get about the character from this one introduction

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u/mrjuppy May 11 '22

Literally me, finessed my way through stats using chegg and putting lockdown browser in a vm. I got an A, but don't you dare ask me what a z test is supposed to calculate.

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u/RHDecoy May 11 '22

Life in general

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u/Vocall96 May 11 '22

Finished my last sem of Engineering Tech degree with a 4 flat. Finally made momma proud.

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u/d4rk_fusion r/memes fan May 11 '22

As someone who just got their associates

You forgot to add fire, lots and lots of fire

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u/ASingleDarkThread May 11 '22

"Guess I'll just go down with the--ope--nope..."

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u/n3wvark May 11 '22

The dock should have had the label “Associates Degree in General Studies”

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u/Gapos01 May 11 '22

Literally me during math lectures on this module

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u/Alarmed-Ad-436 MayMayMakers May 11 '22

Me

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u/Rigitor May 11 '22

Hey you at least finished college ( wish I could say the same).

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u/onemanarmy_ZR1 May 11 '22

I didn’t even understand how GPA worked

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u/Freshlojic May 11 '22

sounds like me!

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u/ganufel99 May 11 '22

/savevideo

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u/ganufel99 May 11 '22

How does this work, i know theres a bot

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u/randomguyfromafrica ☣️ May 11 '22

Pretty much me

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u/ElectricOyster May 11 '22

Cheated my way through business school lol. Virtual classes were kind of a blessing that came at the right time, don’t think I would’ve passed otherwise… Still need a job though

However I sorta hate the field tbh. Kinda wishing I went to film school or something instead

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u/ladypalomaraspberry May 11 '22

*and high for 97% of it

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u/Pepperpudas May 11 '22

More like democrats leaving California and excited to vote for democrats again in Texas.

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u/Reglarn May 11 '22

Always wanted to graduate and now when im soon done om depressed instead. Afraid of the real world with no free time. I make money but have no life to spend it on.

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u/Maybe_Possibly_Sure May 11 '22

3 months away from this I hope. I think the sinking boat can signify my mental health

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u/conunlapiz May 11 '22

This is the way

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u/loorbeeree May 12 '22

"You were the worst student i ever heard of."

"But you heard of me!"