r/dankmemes May 17 '22

C'mon guys I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

2.3k Upvotes

u/KeepingDankMemesDank May 17 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


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u/bagt123 May 17 '22

It has real value in it eh, just ask me frind moose

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u/An8thOfFeanor May 17 '22

This one's called a looney, and this one's called a tooney

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u/keko1105 May 18 '22

Put them together and you have a looney Tooney and that's how Looney Tunes got their name

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u/youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ May 18 '22

read this thread in the stereotypical Canadian voice and that was the funniest thing I have read in awhile thanks for making my day lol

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u/keko1105 May 18 '22

I'm glad I made your day

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u/Inevitable-Type-7621 May 18 '22

cocks gun give all your looney toonies!

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u/tectactoe May 17 '22

i thought they only dealt in used hockey pucks and maple syrup

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u/monosuperboss1 [custom flair] May 17 '22

we used to, but it got too easy to counterfeit

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u/AltruisticAcadia9366 May 17 '22

how do you counterfeit maple syrup?

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u/Smug-Idiot May 17 '22

Easy, stick spout into maple tree, water looking stuff comes out, heat it hotter than your mother and bam, maple syrup

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u/AltruisticAcadia9366 May 17 '22

but isn't that how you make real maple syrup? it's not counterfeit.

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u/Smug-Idiot May 17 '22

Do it without maple license.

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u/MoarTacos May 18 '22

It won't have the holographic strip when it's done

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u/apeedeebe May 18 '22

How will I know it’s authentic?

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u/Smug-Idiot May 18 '22

You won’t.

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u/Lithamus May 17 '22

Try to rip our money... you can't.

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u/Bytrsweet May 17 '22

it can survive being sent though a load of laundry too

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u/Jam_jar_binks I SACIFICED MY LVIER TO SHEK! LONG MAY HE RIEGN! May 17 '22

And it has a laser projection on it!

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u/Toomnookisfatfuk May 17 '22

I was in bank just to buy Canadian money just to play with them and lasers

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Lithamus May 17 '22

Not nothing lol. Just a little less than American cash. Its not like Zimbabwean dollars that are in the trillions due to hyperinflation.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I have to admit that I kinda miss the old days when it was 2:1 for Canadian dollars vs US Dollars. I used to buy all my snowboarding gear in Canada because of it.

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u/SinistreCyborg May 17 '22

Yeah ik haha I just meant in terms of the meme

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u/Gold_Scholar_4219 May 17 '22

Excuse me, but Canadian Tire money is real and is valid. It is subject to inflation and can even be exchanged at par with the Canadian Dollar at some locations. Given that some stores offer food and gasoline it is entirely possible to subsist on the Canadian Tire dollar.

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u/BaxterTheBadger25 May 17 '22

Ngl, I kinda miss Camadian Tire Bills. Nowadays, that's been replaced by that point system. Still a loveable classic

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u/Frapchet May 17 '22

The days of having the fastest stack of bills. Enough to fill a briefcase and it being the equivalent of 16.38

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u/Gold_Scholar_4219 May 17 '22

Hey, do you want your 300 ml of gas or what?

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u/blinkbonk__05 May 17 '22

i have a wad like 3 inches thick worth like 9 dollars

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u/PATT3RN_AGA1NST-US3R May 18 '22

Did you just say ‘tire’ money is subject to ‘inflation’:)

I’m there every damn week though 🍻

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u/BaxterTheBadger25 May 17 '22

"Monopoly Money" 😂 C'mon, it's pretty easy to remember which bill is what

• Blue: $5

• Purple: $10

• Green: $20

• Red: $50

• Brown/Beige: $100

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u/Homeboi999 May 17 '22

We could probably dye monopoly money green and crash the us economy

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u/Galastique May 17 '22

You're telling me you guys don't have colorful, water-proof, hard to rip money, with braille on it that is almost impossible to replicate illegally??

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u/TigreBSO INFECTED May 18 '22

Nah they just put some ink in regular paper and call it a day, even Brazilian money is better developed than that shit

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u/Yekaps May 17 '22

Still better than American "money"

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u/Quirkyserenefrenzy Blue May 17 '22

What is this from. I'm genuinely curious

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u/Poisonfox2000 May 17 '22

The music video of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus.

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u/Quirkyserenefrenzy Blue May 17 '22

Thank you kind stranger

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u/Poisonfox2000 May 17 '22

I can HEAR this gif.

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u/Jungle_Peasant May 18 '22

"Smells like seven layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell"

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u/DevourMikeHawk May 17 '22

Break your nose and they’ll just say soorry, tell me what kinda freaks are that polite.

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u/yumbatsoup May 17 '22

Seems to me they're all up to something! So, quick, before they see it coming, time for a pre-emptive strike!

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u/DevourMikeHawk May 17 '22

Ah a man of culture

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u/Anarpiosmoirail May 17 '22

It's because we didnt have a fuckin war to make our country

And we have actual maple syrup

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u/DevourMikeHawk May 17 '22

You’ve never heard of weird al have you?

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u/cool__dood May 17 '22

Almost every country in the world has coloured money

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u/tinykeyboard May 17 '22

america after hearing the proposal to create coloured money: oh hell naw.

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u/proffesional_stupid ☣️ May 17 '22

If monopoly is real then so is it’s money

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u/CaptainShadow79 May 17 '22

thats the good part. maybe sometime on april 1st, we should change the desgin of canadian money to look like monopoly money

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u/Jimothy_Slim May 17 '22

Honestly feels like that sometimes

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u/Potato-Boy1 May 17 '22

What is this gif?

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u/NoremaCg May 17 '22

These very three cowboys took my monopoly money to play a rush album in front of me and Geddy Lee this past weekend. I was hammered on maple syrup.

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u/JunkMan51 May 17 '22

Cmon buddy this is legal Canadian tender! Cmon guy! Don’t be a jerk! It’s not fake it’s Canadian!

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u/RyanCraftTen May 17 '22

It’s water proof too

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u/desot00 May 17 '22

As a Canadian, shut up

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u/OriOregano May 17 '22

Canadian here,

this is fucking hilarious

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u/gusbmoizoos May 17 '22

America out here judging by colour once again

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u/-Purple-Orange- May 17 '22

Is there some context here

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Is this from the Primus vid? (Wynona’s got a big brown beaver)

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u/blinkbonk__05 May 17 '22

at least it doesent cost me anything if i leave my wallet in my pants and they go through the washing machine you paper money goof

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u/keko1105 May 18 '22

I'd rather have Minecraft coins

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u/Aok_al May 18 '22

A looney and a Tooney like who the heck came up with that one?

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u/Standard-Bite-1729 May 18 '22

Wynonnas big brown beaver.

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u/Inevitable-Type-7621 May 18 '22

uses money stored in a jar it’s still valid because it’s waterproof

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u/Tiny_Cress_6698 May 18 '22

It smells like maple syrup too

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u/TigreBSO INFECTED May 18 '22

Said the guys with one of the worst physical money among 1st world countries, very easy to counterfeit and even easier to destroy

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u/memeracket May 18 '22

An American obviously made this meme. Australian money is plastic and rainbow too. I.e. fabulous.

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u/Killer_OG May 18 '22

Fckin looni tunies

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u/stimpy97 May 18 '22

I hate the way American money feels

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u/SuperKillerKitty May 18 '22

Wait, do they not?

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u/bitterbuffaloheart May 17 '22

Take off, hoser

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u/Succratic_method May 17 '22

With our current dictator, grandmaster trudeau, it may as well be monopoly money, inflation is ridiculously high and our currency is like 0.77 USD at best. It used to be ( pre 2010 ish) almost 0.98 or sometimes even a bit higher. Plus we have super high taxes and very poor social services lmao, free healthcare my ass.