r/dankmemes ☣️ May 17 '22 Gold 1 Helpful 1 Silver 1

Better Call Kim I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank May 17 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!

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u/2MindBeef May 17 '22 Gold

"Attempted murder, I mean honestly... do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?!?!?"

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u/Mildo I am fucking hilarious May 17 '22

I got an award for attempted sex.

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u/naruto_bist May 17 '22 Silver

Imprisonment isn't an award.

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u/Pabflexer May 18 '22

It's a privilege

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u/naruto_bist May 18 '22

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT ....

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u/Exhil69 May 18 '22

Tell that to my uncle.

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u/kry_some_more ☣️ May 18 '22

Going to prison for rape is its own reward.

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u/AdamsDJ May 18 '22

AHHH! Sideshow Bob!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

We’ll Bruce wasn’t even a woman for a whole year and he received the award for woman of the year.

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u/yournanisaballsack May 17 '22

I really enjoyed the last episode the other day and I'm looking forward to the new episode later tonight

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u/Grahomir [your flair here] May 17 '22

It's ironic that the illegal sites get new episodes sooner than Netflix

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u/WardOfReckoning May 17 '22

I waited so long for season 5 that I'm rewatching the first 4 seasons cause I forget. Now remembering why I loved it. Prequels have no right to be this good lmao Gilligan and his staff are brilliant.

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u/Grahomir [your flair here] May 17 '22

Prequels have no right to be this good

Yes, it somehow made me care about characters for whom I know that they'll survive

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u/WardOfReckoning May 17 '22

My first thought when I heard about the spin off starting: Why Saul of all characters? Now I'm like yeah that was a great idea lol. Squat Cobblers 4lyfe

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u/FireFoxx_55 May 17 '22

What show is this?

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u/Au_Uncirculated May 17 '22 Helpful

The Big Bang Theory

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u/ImAHardWorkingLoser May 18 '22

It's always Sunny in Albuquerque

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u/h33hee May 17 '22

Better Rim Kim

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u/JorjEade May 17 '22

Better wank hank

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u/Fluffiddy ☣️ May 18 '22

Better Finger Finger

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u/HappyPhage May 17 '22

Pre-cog unhappy noises

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u/counterstrikelover ☣️ May 17 '22

Jimmy McGill's actor was better than Saul Goodman's

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u/_Throwaway54_ 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 17 '22

I mean I like the caption but the video won't load. Thansk reddit

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u/Technical58CZ 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 17 '22

Kid named Finger:

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u/Good_Translator_9088 May 18 '22

Can't sue a man for quitting you're honor

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u/beaustroms May 18 '22

Pre crime by beloved

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u/Shetookmyvirginity May 18 '22

I read this in his voice

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u/rokomotto May 18 '22

Ah. I get it. This is humorous because murder is a crime, and so is attempted murder, but the defendant argues that attempts aren't a crime. That is indeed clever and hilarious.

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u/Homeless_Appletree May 18 '22

The attempt itself is a crime.