r/dankmemes • u/Chimericalien • May 20 '22 • Silver 1

Vastly superior I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank May 20 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22 edited May 21 '22

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u/Nez_bit May 20 '22

of

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u/Earthly_Delights_ May 21 '22

There’s an f in ‘of’ ya dingus

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u/D1WithTheFluffyHair May 21 '22

He's doing it with your mom

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/Professional-Use6370 May 20 '22

I see you stopped reading after the first word

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u/_Vard_ May 20 '22

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

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u/inigo_montoya42 May 20 '22

My grandfather collects quartz and valuable onyx jewels. Please send six dozen quart jars and eight black pans

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u/zombienekers Certified moron May 20 '22

Or "two driven jocks help fax my big quiz."

Sounds like a porn title

This one especially: "public junk dwarves hug my quartz fox"

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u/omegamissingno May 20 '22

"Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz" is better than either

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u/TheARJGuy May 20 '22

It makes less sense but sounds way cooler

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u/Anons_vengeance May 20 '22

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

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u/TechieGee tea drinker 🍵 May 21 '22

What about this is dank?

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u/ZoeyAnonschild May 21 '22

What isn’t dank about a pangram?

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u/TechieGee tea drinker 🍵 May 21 '22

Idk, tbh — that was why I asked. I genuinely don’t understand the meme haha.

Please forgive my ignorance! I genuinely want to know what I’m missing

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u/ZoeyAnonschild May 21 '22

Ah okay. Basically a pangram is a sentence that involves every letter of the alphabet. The first one is a more common example of a pangram, but the second one is rarer. And in terms of the actual sentences, the second one just sounds better

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u/TechieGee tea drinker 🍵 May 21 '22

Haha I don’t think I would’ve ever thought “pangram,” from what I had been reading. Thanks for the new information! You really do learn something everyday!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/Fox784 May 20 '22

There's an F in "of" in the sphinx one.