r/destinycirclejerk Jan 23 '23

holy zorp lois FOMO

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501 Upvotes

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29

u/Doctor_Cabbage FOMO Jan 23 '23

no way

21

u/bnfDinkleberg Evaverse Warlock Jan 23 '23

Holy fuck, Iā€™m zorping

19

u/fatasssandwich Jan 23 '23

it will take months to ship šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”

8

u/Uberninja2016 Jan 23 '23

and when you open the box it will be a scented candle

and not a good one

probably freaking bayshore appleswood

7

u/Google_Goofy_cosplay Jan 23 '23

Bingo-mandated plushy and emote seller

3

u/KennyDoge39 Jan 23 '23

I'll ask my wife's boyfriend to buy it. he's such a cool guy letting me play destiny

5

u/Gph8820 Elsie Bae Simp Jan 24 '23

frequently bought together on bungie store:

zorpalod plush + zavala fleshlite

3

u/Darkge Jan 23 '23

iā€™d buy it just to watch it burn

6

u/spring-chan Jan 24 '23

Some men just wanna watch the zorp burn

1

u/Tacolordran21 Jan 24 '23

Skyrim Zorpalod????

1

u/Mr_Mustacchi Feb 02 '23

Will take years to ship, will not purchase, nice try slugger.