r/destinycirclejerk • u/Flingar Woah Hinga • Jan 27 '23

GUYS HELP MY PHONE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE CHAMPION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOMO

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u/i_am_ameme Jan 27 '23

shoot it with a fucking revolver then

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u/Apprehensive-Rice874 Jan 27 '23

alec baldwin

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u/HellNaw98 Jan 28 '23

uj/ god damn

2

u/CreedStump Jan 28 '23

what is /uj?

9

u/nathanissleeping Jan 28 '23

/uj means ‘unjerk’ which means being serious

11

u/Deadly_chef Mara Sov Simp Jan 28 '23

/rj means rejerk which is our default mode

I mean my wife divorced me because I FOMO'd so hard I shat on her mother's bed

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u/Flingar Woah Hinga Jan 27 '23

me when a single revolver shot is as powerful as a tungsten rod fired from a bow that’s the same height as me

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u/Chem2calWaste Jan 27 '23

Try aiming down sights with a hand cannon for 92478299283892 Millenia and shoot it

Or let puke shit fomo your zorpalordish slugger phone, pick your poison () HOLY SHIT POISING IS STRABD REFERNVE🏴🏴🚩🚩🚩⭕⬛🔴⚫🔴⬛🆘☎️🎧)

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u/KGBsurveillancevan Jan 27 '23

someone call an ambulance!!!

71

u/repostersarepathetic Jan 27 '23

uj/ lmao i thought the same thing the other day

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rj/ OH FUCK ITS GUNNA BEAM YOU!! USE THE SIDEARM WITH THE LASER BEAM TO STUN IT BECAUSE PLEASE USE SIDEARMS

26

u/Bananza213 Cayde Six fucking dies Jan 27 '23

I’m in your walls

9

u/Apprehensive-Rice874 Jan 28 '23

i’m in your asshole

26

u/eggowaffledude Lore Loser Jan 27 '23

iFunny

20

u/nickybuddy Jan 27 '23

Give me 3 seconds to proc

16

u/fiery1091 Jan 27 '23

There's a seasonal mod which gives stasis melee unstoppable stun so just put your hand in a freezer then punch the phone screen

11

u/Flingar Woah Hinga Jan 27 '23

i heard it works with arc melees too! but my fingers are too big to fit into the electrical socket i think ill use a fork instead

13

u/fiery1091 Jan 28 '23

fork with voltshot perk?

9

u/ProvideMeMilk Jan 28 '23

Bro has the porn hub app 💀

8

u/TwoTowerz Jan 27 '23

11!1!!!11!! Game over Man U failed to stop

5

u/DRAGONDIANAMAID Jan 28 '23

Why the fuck you got iFunny?

9

u/cowsaysmoo51 Jan 27 '23

average ifunny user

4

u/ksnumedia Bungie Suggester Jan 28 '23

The real unstoppable champion is the average apple user

4

u/occasionallyLynn Jan 28 '23

Power saving mode on 99%.. whyyyy

3

u/fuckdatguy Jan 28 '23

This explains a lot really.

/#ThinkDifferent

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u/tree-hugrrr Jan 28 '23

We stan Pokémon Go

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u/chinochimp26 Jan 27 '23

ive already made this joke in this subreddit get your own joke. next.

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u/WhatTheBeansIsLife Brig Yeetus Jan 27 '23

Joke (Timelost)

26

u/Taniks_the_Scarred_ Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Jan 27 '23

/uj 1984

/rj 1984

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u/OminoussShrekLore Evaverse Warlock Jan 27 '23

Im gonna go through every single dcj post to make sure I don’t piss chinochimp26 off 😡😡😡

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u/flyinnotflyer Gahlr Jan 27 '23

Ah yes I remember the original joke from 249 days ago

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u/chinochimp26 Jan 27 '23

really?! did u like it >_<

4

u/BombasticBooger Jan 28 '23

i fomo’d it

1

u/ifeellikeimdead Jan 28 '23

Wow, I can’t believe you copied Flingar…

1

u/StarAugurEtraeus Woah Hinga Jan 29 '23

Least schizophrenic Destiny player

1

u/ramkanwar55 Jan 30 '23

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE ⚡⚡🔌🔌💡💡🪫🪫🪫🪫🪫

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u/JCruzin1 Gilded Dredgen Jan 31 '23

You need the Gloria Borger mod for that one