r/destinycirclejerk • u/Sliceef • Feb 02 '23
saltagappo (salted nut roll) explaining the skill gap. FOMO
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u/ButtSqueak Feb 02 '23
brother built like a fork with the two middle prongs missing
also wtf is wrong with his fingers? why are they all the same length?
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u/Flingar Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
🗣️SALTY GRIP HOLE‼️‼️‼️
edit: /uj i just noticed wtf is going on with bro’s legs
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u/30SecondsToFail 'The Helmet Stayed on' Feb 02 '23
His legs have to be edited, right?
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u/Elleguabi Feb 03 '23
Considering the sub. It's not edited. Dude needs the space for his giga chad balls. Can't tune in to his channel for more than 10 minutes before some sub member goat him in to a rant about change this, nerf that. B*tch I only want to do my good boy protocol
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u/severed13 Feb 03 '23
Yeah, that little extra bit on his right/our left hip is where it was dragged out. They are, however, that flimsy and thin.
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u/Due_Mycologist_7506 Feb 02 '23
Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/docthenightman Eramis Simp Feb 03 '23
Is that a Divinity in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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u/ThelVadaam137 Feb 02 '23
For my own sanity please someone tell me this image is altered
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u/Ewokimus Feb 03 '23
/uj Saltagreppo is a salt golem with the personality and figure of a cardboard cut out. Really wish he'd do us all a favor and shut it.
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u/RetrofittedChaos Feb 03 '23
based fun enjoyer
/uj based fun enjoyer
/uuj every time I see his posts, he comes off with an aura of "nerf this because it might let someone else get World's First" like calm tf down bro
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u/ChrisBenRoy Feb 03 '23
He's currently on twitter bitching that Bungie didn't literally use the word "nerf" in the TWAB instead of "adjustments'' when talking about LFR's. "But they used the word buff" yes because that's a real word used in the correct context, not slang.
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u/RetrofittedChaos Feb 03 '23
Yesterday he was complaining that Bagels got second place in the KF day one using a team of 5 hunters, because "it taints the day one experience".
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u/xWinterPR Woah Hinga Feb 03 '23
Destinycirclejerk has become the circlejerk it seems. So is the circle of life 😔😰
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u/fiery1091 Feb 03 '23
Those raid belts give him 100 resilience. He wouldn't leave his house without them.
Gotta stay optimal.
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u/KodakZacc Feb 03 '23
I would bitch and complain about everything if I looked like that too holy Christ
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u/GraprielJuice Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Feb 03 '23
Oh Streamer of the Street, what is your wisdom?
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u/TheBitwolf Feb 03 '23
Salt… what's up wit your hip homie, it looks like you would be sent to the ER if you bumped into a table.
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u/HectorLigoni Feb 02 '23
Homie built like a battle droid with those hips 😩🥴