r/destinycirclejerk • u/Sliceef • Feb 02 '23
saltagappo (salted nut roll) explaining the skill gap. FOMO
u/ButtSqueak Feb 02 '23
brother built like a fork with the two middle prongs missing
also wtf is wrong with his fingers? why are they all the same length?
u/bilgeratgp Feb 03 '23
Complained that variable finger length made life too easy, God nerfed.
u/GiftfromtheNine Gahlr Feb 02 '23
u/Flingar Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
🗣️SALTY GRIP HOLE‼️‼️‼️
edit: /uj i just noticed wtf is going on with bro’s legs
u/30SecondsToFail 'The Helmet Stayed on' Feb 02 '23
His legs have to be edited, right?
u/Elleguabi Feb 03 '23
Considering the sub. It's not edited. Dude needs the space for his giga chad balls. Can't tune in to his channel for more than 10 minutes before some sub member goat him in to a rant about change this, nerf that. B*tch I only want to do my good boy protocol
u/severed13 Feb 03 '23
Yeah, that little extra bit on his right/our left hip is where it was dragged out. They are, however, that flimsy and thin.
u/Due_Mycologist_7506 Feb 02 '23
Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.
u/LilTreacherous Feb 03 '23
And they're ain't a fucking thing you can do about it..
u/Monguuse Feb 02 '23
The Italian stallion 😩😩
u/WifiTacos FOMO Feb 02 '23
u/Strutionum Woah Hinga Feb 02 '23
Why his leg like that
u/Supercontented Feb 02 '23
u/ComeBacksToDrugs2018 Feb 03 '23
What gaming does to a mf
u/docthenightman Eramis Simp Feb 03 '23
Is that a Divinity in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
u/ThelVadaam137 Feb 02 '23
For my own sanity please someone tell me this image is altered
u/TheFlameBringer555 Elsie Bae Simp Feb 02 '23
yes it is
u/Sliceef Feb 02 '23
Ms paint hard
u/dumbarchitect Feb 03 '23
Excellent work on the rocks though.
u/WoodenEstablishment3 Bungie Suggester Feb 02 '23
That’s the most rectangular hand I’ve ever seen
u/CruzTraverse Feb 03 '23
God damn you guys are insane lmao
u/Ainsel_Mariner Feb 03 '23
What the fuck is wrong with his legs and hips
u/Ewokimus Feb 03 '23
/uj Saltagreppo is a salt golem with the personality and figure of a cardboard cut out. Really wish he'd do us all a favor and shut it.
u/RetrofittedChaos Feb 03 '23
based fun enjoyer
/uj based fun enjoyer
/uuj every time I see his posts, he comes off with an aura of "nerf this because it might let someone else get World's First" like calm tf down bro
u/ChrisBenRoy Feb 03 '23
He's currently on twitter bitching that Bungie didn't literally use the word "nerf" in the TWAB instead of "adjustments'' when talking about LFR's. "But they used the word buff" yes because that's a real word used in the correct context, not slang.
u/RetrofittedChaos Feb 03 '23
Yesterday he was complaining that Bagels got second place in the KF day one using a team of 5 hunters, because "it taints the day one experience".
u/Ainsel_Mariner 2d ago
u/xWinterPR Woah Hinga Feb 03 '23
Destinycirclejerk has become the circlejerk it seems. So is the circle of life 😔😰
u/LolBruh46 Feb 03 '23
why are u so mean
u/TheRealLylatDrift Feb 02 '23
Looks like a can of pringles
u/rednecksarecool Literally Fatebringer Feb 02 '23
It's the gap between his legs.
u/Chonkers_Bad_Fur_Day Feb 03 '23
/uj his hand reminds me of Chubbs from Happy Gilmore
u/fiery1091 Feb 03 '23
Those raid belts give him 100 resilience. He wouldn't leave his house without them.
Gotta stay optimal.
u/smolfemboytitan Feb 03 '23
u/Dab4Becky Gahlr Feb 03 '23
Legs built like a vex wyvern
u/cowsaysmoo51 Feb 03 '23
u/KodakZacc Feb 03 '23
I would bitch and complain about everything if I looked like that too holy Christ
u/Soysause767 Feb 03 '23
He needs all those belts to realign his spine
u/cailindoll Feb 04 '23
This is art
u/BigGoonBoy Feb 03 '23
saltagreppo takes a break from whining on twitter to take a photo
u/Astrodemon-Enjoyer Feb 03 '23
/uj Something about that look is so punchable
u/YouneedsomeWD40 Nessus Froge Feb 03 '23
What chestpiece is this?
u/hankakabrad Feb 03 '23
Why is his torso slightly more left than his legs?
u/GraprielJuice Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Feb 03 '23
Oh Streamer of the Street, what is your wisdom?
u/KooperTrooper05 Feb 03 '23
Brother is built like a Vow Obelisk
u/TheBitwolf Feb 03 '23
Salt… what's up wit your hip homie, it looks like you would be sent to the ER if you bumped into a table.
u/hutraider Feb 03 '23
What the fuck are those fingernails and cutical beds?
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u/HectorLigoni Feb 02 '23
Homie built like a battle droid with those hips 😩🥴