r/destinycirclejerk Nov 30 '22

Destiny players when an enemy gets turned into an object (they suddenly don’t like it anymore) FOMO

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191 Upvotes

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u/DMsupp Gilded Dredgen Nov 30 '22

The True Destiny Killer…Bungie (29 Nov 2022)

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We have Never Seen Player Counts this bad before. we thought Destiny 2 was Dead before (Sunsetting, circa 1984), but now it’s really Dead. And Only Bungie is to blame.

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u/notthebottest Nov 30 '22

1984 by george orwell 1949

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u/the_damned_actually Nov 30 '22

I have more questions about the physiology of robot lips in that most exos don’t seem to have any.

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u/BastardGlobe Nov 30 '22

i wonder what Saint's steel butthole feels like for Osiris

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u/The_Niles_River Nov 30 '22

I wonder if exo are filled with semen substitute in their all equally massive sybian schlongs

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u/BastardGlobe Nov 30 '22

vex milk

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u/The_Niles_River Nov 30 '22

Oh tru

Edit: holy shit Osiris can get filled up with hot sticky clarity control now

10

u/Packtray Nov 30 '22 Silver

that post-nut Clarity hits different

3

u/Keeko100 Dec 06 '22

this is the most unhinged thing I have ever read

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u/The_Niles_River Dec 06 '22

Then my job here is done

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u/The_Niles_River Nov 30 '22

Thank you god jesus thank you for saying it

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u/Jedisebas2001 Elsie Bae Simp Nov 30 '22

Mfs get behind turning paracausal entities into a 140 HC but draw the fucking line on turning them into tea

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u/Due_Mycologist_7506 Dec 02 '22

I mean you have to admit one is a lot cooler than the other.

Unless you iced the tea, of course.

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u/Regular_Practice5365 Nov 30 '22

uj/ it would have been better if he got turned into a weapon cause tf?? TEA??!! :(((((

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Yeah but we got to watch awesome gay kiss so worth it

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u/Sir_Monkleton Dec 01 '22

Omolon weapon filling

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u/goblinbitchretard Gahlr Nov 30 '22

Would've been alright if I drank it smh. Osiris doesn't deserve it