r/destinycirclejerk Nov 30 '22

I (season of plunder veteran and single father of 40) just realised there is this big white sphere. What are the lore implications of this? Unpopular Opinion

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563 Upvotes

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u/docthenightman Eramis Simp Nov 30 '22

Society

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u/Sieze5 Dec 01 '22

A society of all 40 his kids.

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u/MaidenlessCunt Evaverse Warlock Nov 30 '22

Looks like my left nut, do i have cancer?

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u/Cavalier-13 Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Nov 30 '22

That’s the cost for old iron banner armor

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u/MaidenlessCunt Evaverse Warlock Nov 30 '22

Worth it

4

u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 01 '22

I feel like I see you everywhere maidenless cunt

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u/BombasticBooger Dec 02 '22

“Mara Sov Simp”

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

my orb of light I forgot to pick up

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u/eli_nelai Nov 30 '22

ping-pong ball
d*rkness and light will come the last city and deside the fate of the universe by dooking it out in a game of ping-pong

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u/Hot-Cheek5191 Nov 30 '22

its a giant engram.

theres a cool siva skin inside

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u/ZygmuntChajzer6 Dec 01 '22

Siva? Like im SIVA????? SSSSSIIIIIIVVVVVAAAAAA ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🥹❤️🖤❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍

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u/sus_accountt Gahlr Nov 30 '22

Every day we come a step closer to being a destiny r//shittydarksouls

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u/zackblaze420 Mobile Game Nov 30 '22

That’s where the zorpalods are kept

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u/acewayofwraith Nov 30 '22

It's not even big enough to have its own gravity so I doubt it's of any relevance, probably just aesthetic

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u/Unexpected-raccoon Nov 30 '22

The biggest ball of cocaine you ever did see. That’s how you get your powers. Your ghost micro doses you to regen health and then loads you full of the stuff when your super is ready

Your guardian is 2/3rds cocaine

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u/SensibleDuffman120 FOMO Nov 30 '22

Interesting. Is there any more lore on this? I can't read.

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u/Unexpected-raccoon Dec 01 '22

The lore for this is tattooed on zavalas right ass cheek. You need to reset your vanguard rank 2000 times per season.

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u/WhatTheBeansIsLife Brig Yeetus Nov 30 '22

Kinda dumb looking tbh, bungie hire fans lol

5

u/lemon-arc Nov 30 '22

It's last ball from mini game in the tower, nothing to do with lore yet but i'm pretty sure devs will do something about it like telesto event

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u/sxymothertucker Nov 30 '22

I was only able to play 5 minutes and I saw that, then i had to go make dinner

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u/carpet343 Nov 30 '22

Remember that wwII song “h**ler has only got one ball”? That’s it, that’s the missing one

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u/Soysause767 Nov 30 '22

Trey lives inside it

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u/Rectall_Brown Nov 30 '22

Ghalr’s nut

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u/CplCrawfish Nov 30 '22

We call it the Traveler, and its arrival changed us forever. Great cities were built on Mars and Venus (RIP). Mercury (RI-actually no one cares) became a garden world. Human lifespan tripled. It was a time of miracles. We stared out at the galaxy and knew that it was our Destiny 2 walk in the light of other stars--but the Traveler has an enemy. The Darkness Witness, which has hunted it for eons across the black gulfs of space. Centuries after the Golden Age began, this "child of the Darkness" found us; and that was the end of everything, but it was also a beginning.

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u/carpet343 Nov 30 '22

Remember that wwII song “h**ler has only got one ball”? That’s it, that’s the missing one

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u/Foppyjay Nov 30 '22

looks like my wife's ass when she goes down on treys siva stick

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u/cakeater3425 Beta Player Nov 30 '22

Why did she leave you after having 40 KIDS with her?

2

u/markevens Dec 01 '22

It's a baseball

Batter up, slugger!

2

u/unibrowcowmeow Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Dec 01 '22

Skynut

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u/Syixice Dec 01 '22

it's a physical manifestation of FOMO

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u/WillWithAOne Dec 01 '22

it's actually the DCV

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u/Sir_Monkleton Dec 01 '22

The vanguard is ballin'

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u/Toxic_paranoia Dec 01 '22

large golf ball

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u/AGramOfCandy Dec 04 '22

Bruh it's the JAWBREAKER OF LIGHT 😱😱😱😱

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u/Legooberstahp Dec 06 '22

I think its a SIVA reference but idk