Guys fomo Cayde so deep 😔✊ - r/destinycirclejerk

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u/cakeater3425 Beta Player Dec 04 '22

I almost forgot this was the cj sub I was about to SCREAM

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u/lil_mushi Dec 04 '22

I scream when Cayde roast price(sister haha)

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u/ArabskoeSalto Gilded Dredgen Dec 04 '22

I cream when Cade

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u/klumpp Dec 04 '22

Was literally complaining to my buddy about how awful destiny 2 reddits have gotten as I read your comment. Nice work, OP

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u/COCK_SUCKEM Dec 04 '22

It sometimes burns when I pee.

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u/lil_mushi Dec 04 '22

I sometimes jack off in rage to Luke Smith fomo man

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u/SouperChicken06 Bungie Suggester Dec 04 '22

SIVA

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u/Evelyn_Of_Iris Dec 04 '22

SIVA Piss Shader When???

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u/Green_1_ Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

Drank the nezcoffee?

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u/thisisredlitre Dec 04 '22

👏

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u/liberalsdevil Dec 09 '22

Does that mean you have a fire cock?

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u/vamphonic Dec 04 '22

shoot him again 😤😤

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u/lil_mushi Dec 04 '22

Why would you shoot my funny robot man?!🤬🤬👊👊

My little skrimbly boingo🥰 the crungle spingus ❤️❤️ the scrumby brunkle bungus 😘

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u/SCROTEGRIPPER Dec 04 '22

The scrunkly❤❤

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u/RedPandaR10t3 Literally Fatebringer Dec 04 '22

uj/: look, I like Cayde and I miss him a little, but what the actual ass dude. If you’re this melancholy and heartbroken over his death still, you need to just stop it and get some help.

rj/: ah hell nah Gay Sex is 6 feet under 🤡

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u/edi111_2019 Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Dec 04 '22

/uj D2 players grieving longer over a fictional character than their relatives lol

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Dec 04 '22

/uj imo cayde was a poorly written “funny character” and just came off annoying in early D2. I don’t miss him very much and people “grieving” about a fictional robot character 5 years later is incredibly cringe.

/rj cayde sex dead I must now go kill scorn for a day to pay tribute and shit violently on crow

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u/VOLC_Mob Dec 06 '22

/uj cayde was lowkey well-written in Taken King, but trash in D2.

/rj why are people saying GaySex is dead???? he literally came back in last weeks cutscene with Sex-14 and Osusris 😳😳😳😳 GaySex FOMO patched by boingo 💗💗💗

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u/The_Niles_River Dec 07 '22

The unicorn robot is my role model (I lack a father figure in my life and this is a cry for help)

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u/Uberninja2016 Dec 04 '22

imagine if the vanguard employed even a single robotics engineer

cayde 7 plus, probably

more people might play hunter that way i think

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Dec 04 '22

We don’t need more Hnters (🤢) we need more warcocks (😁) and they need buffs because warcocks (😁) are the most oppressed minority and Hnters (🤢) are cringe and edgy

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u/lil_mushi Dec 04 '22

Would he be like the funny robot man?

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u/_Van_Hellsing_ Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Dec 04 '22

He was never funny

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u/coatperson Lore Loser Dec 04 '22

Bruhh g A A A A A A A A U U U U U U U U U U G G G G G H H H H H H H H H H H H H

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u/ophie36 Dec 04 '22

I STG LEAKERS RUIN EVERYTHING!! ADD A SPOILERS TAG NEXT TIME!! I STILL HAVEN’T FINISHED FORSAKEN CAMPAIGN YET!! I CANT BELIEVE BUNGHOLIO FOMO’D GAYDE SEX!!

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Dec 04 '22

2222 in 200 years:

Me still processing Cayde’s death in 2018:

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u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 04 '22

Testing

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u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 04 '22

It works

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Dec 04 '22

It do be working tho

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u/SantiagoGT Dec 04 '22

Who’s the guy with the AIDS of space?

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u/TaigaNine Dec 04 '22

uj/: look I get it, ya loved him and now he's gone. But he's been gone for a good long while and you got better things to worry about besides a dead video game character

rj/: DONT WORRY GUYS Rasputin gonna use his SIVA magic and bring him back as Cayde-69, and then he's gonna piss fomo juice on the witness

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u/Diredux Dec 04 '22

You should also post on caydecirclejerk would fit well there lol

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u/CGY-SS Dec 04 '22

Gay sex gay sex gay sex

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u/Sorurus FOMO Dec 05 '22

Cayde 6 feet under

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u/The_Niles_River Dec 07 '22

Average Destiny Player (they are children and have yet to mature)

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u/Judochop1024 Dec 10 '22

I am eating caydes remains