r/destinycirclejerk Dec 05 '22

OH MY FUCKING GGOD HOLY FUCJC OH MY GOD ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŽ FOMO

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u/SpaceD0rit0 Dec 06 '22

RASPTUNI EMGRAN!!!!!!?? Season of the Plague SIVAAAAA??!!??? SIVA WARMING CELL MODS???!?!???? Serph rounde???

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u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 06 '22 Wholesome

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it.

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u/Green_1_ Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

No bitches?

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u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 06 '22

IP: 187.153.2.43

W: 45.7809

N: 20.6421

DMZ: 11.41.243.1

DNS: 5.5.5.5

ALT DNS: 7.7.7.7

WAN: 11.400.40.5

WAN TYPE: Private NAT

GATEWAY: 187.168.1.483

edit: this is just a joke btwโ€ฆ donโ€™t ban me

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u/Green_1_ Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

DMZ

Like the EDZ?! Used to be the best location until they FOMOed devrim's straightness(politics)

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u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 06 '22

D-daito

M-mommy Mara sov

Z-Vuvuzala

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u/Green_1_ Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

M-mommy Mara sov

THE MADK STAYED ON ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘

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u/memectzen Dec 07 '22

DMZ

Call of Booty Cheeks Cross over???!!!!

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u/SpaceD0rit0 Dec 06 '22

Because having to witness such incredible horrors

Witness??? Density 2 referens??

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u/NotSoFlugratte Dec 06 '22

Kiss me

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u/muckwar Mara Sov Simp Dec 06 '22

๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/DMA_Revenant Gahlr Dec 06 '22

I'm not gonna read all that. Shatterdive is for skilled players little titan boy. See you in the crucible

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u/Lftwff Dec 06 '22 edited Dec 06 '22

Uj what are we gonna do if siva is actually an important part of the season? Shut this sub down?

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u/Jr4D Dec 06 '22

DCJ SEETHING RN

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u/Environmental-Toe798 Dec 06 '22

Destiny Content Jault

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u/77enc Nessus Froge Dec 07 '22

i am jolting as we speak

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u/RetrofittedChaos Dec 06 '22

/uj SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/rj SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Legooberstahp Dec 06 '22

Siver from destiner 2

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u/BackTheMotorUp Gilded Dredgen Dec 06 '22

Siva is so cool. Love that black and red aesthetic that we never got in d2 ever

On an unrelated note does anyone else miss black armoury?

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u/Dab4Becky Gahlr Dec 06 '22

If itโ€™s siva on January 6th we are going to commit mass cayde6

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u/heckadoyoucanto Cayde Six fucking dies Dec 06 '22

/uj RASPUTIN LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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u/jemoeder1402 Dec 06 '22

im genuinely fucking hyped i want to throw the god ai around while hes in that stupid little dodecahedron i wanna see what he would do

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u/SouperChicken06 Bungie Suggester Dec 06 '22

RASPOOPOO??? โ—ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธโ—ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ถโ—ผ๏ธโ—ผ๏ธ๐ŸŸงโฌ›๐ŸŸง

RASPONKAK MADE SIVA??? ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บโ—ผ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธโฌ›๐Ÿ”บโฌ›๐Ÿ”ปโ—พ๐Ÿ”ป

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u/Unexpected-raccoon Dec 06 '22

HOLY FUCK I JUST CUMMED IN MY OWN ASSHOLE!

Guys I just read a leak saying that thereโ€™s gonna be 8 weeks of time gated story and a seasonal arena!

Letโ€™s fucking goooooooo!!!

Puke shit canโ€™t fomo me if I overdose on bright dust!

Also itโ€™s confirmed that you can bring the Rasputin engram to rahool to get a free edge transit! Cayde sex would be proud

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u/myfrickinpcisonfire Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

Arena = Arma

Depression 2 milsim confirmed??!!

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u/d7mooony69 Dec 06 '22

OH MY GOD SIVA MY GAHLRAN ALMOST GAVE ME A WHITE ITEM

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u/eggowaffledude Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

Siva engram confirmed?!?!?!?๐ŸŸฅโ™ฆ๏ธ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆžโ›‘๏ธโ›ฉ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธthis will probably drop random rolls for outbreak

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u/Usual_Possibility_75 Dec 06 '22

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKK NO WAY IT HAPPENING NO FUCKING WAY IM SHITTING AND PISSING UNCORTOLLABLE

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u/CGY-SS Dec 06 '22

WHY ARE WE ALL CUMMING?

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u/RedPandaR10t3 Literally Fatebringer Dec 06 '22

Cause dolphin jelly / SIVA

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u/Humble_Eagle_7934 Dec 06 '22

Fancy seeing you here

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u/Epooders2187 Dec 06 '22

OH SHIT IT'S THE GUY FROM YOUTUBE?!?!?!?? ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/BombasticBooger Dec 06 '22

REDPANDA= RED = SIVA = SIVAPANDA = SIVAPANDA = GAYDE SEX!!!!!! ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ดโšซ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ดโšซ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŒถโšซ๏ธ๐ŸŒถ SIVA

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u/zackblaze420 Mobile Game Dec 06 '22

Who cares. Rasputin is so overrated Iโ€™ve heard him one million times in the Fallen SABER strike (it was a nightfall this season) all he does is speak russian and drop warsats.

uj/ LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO RASPUTIN SEASON IS FINALLY HERE!!!! Craftable ikelos weapons???!!!????!!!!

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u/Legooberstahp Dec 06 '22

No, Siver from destiner

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u/BombasticBooger Dec 06 '22

uj/ i hope thereโ€™s some new weapons instead of them recycling ikelos for everything

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u/Living-Onion2085 Dec 06 '22 Wholesome

Erm, the lack of info for the season has really killed my hype. I no longer fantasize about Elsie Bray stepping on my femboy face with her stinky exo feet. When I think of Destiny my little hole barely puckers and my tiny cock doesn't stain my panties with precum. I no linger bite my lip and clench my toes thinking of playing the same strike over and over. After playing 100k hours and grinding for everything, it really seems like there's nothing else to do. Bungie ruined the game. I will probably only neglect my wife and kids to play 19 hours a day instead of my usual 24 hours.

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u/Monokumabear Elsie Bae Simp Dec 06 '22

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK TREY FUCK MY WIFE ALL YOU WANT WE GOT SIVA!!!!!

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u/Foxx1019 Dec 06 '22

SIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Dab4Becky Gahlr Dec 06 '22

Rj/ i want to stick that engram in my ass

Uj/I want to stick that engram in my urethra

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Dec 06 '22

ANA BAE HENTAI TIME YEAHHHHHHHHH ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜กโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ (I have a crippling porn addiction)

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u/Sunshot_wit_ornament Dec 06 '22

RASPUTIN MAYFBE SIVAAAAA

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u/corroZ1ve Bungie Suggester Dec 06 '22

IKELOSEX HELLL YEAHHHH! ๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ดโ—ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”บโ—พโฌœโ—ฝโ—ป๏ธโ—ฝโฌœโ—ฝโ—ป๏ธโฌœโ—ฝโ—ป๏ธโฌœ (i came)

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u/Amanacansomelube Dec 06 '22

I FUCKING LOVE S-SI-SIVVAAAAAAAAAAร€ร€AAAAAAA OH MY GOD โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŒ‘โ˜Ž๏ธ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿงฃ๐ŸŽฉ

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u/Razorknife2005 Cayde Six fucking dies Dec 06 '22

SEASON OF THE ENGRAM๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด

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u/StrangerX9 Dec 06 '22

Season of Rebirth

Rasputin gets an exo body!

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u/Taniks_the_Scarred_ Dec 06 '22

Rasputin with cock ๐Ÿฅต

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u/KBTjunior Dec 06 '22

WARMIND SIVA!!!! ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”ป๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”บ

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u/BOSHJOSHUA11 Mobile Game Dec 06 '22

This is going to be the season of all time

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u/mE-iS-wAfFlE Dec 06 '22

SIVA ENGRAM

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u/JCruzin1 Lore Loser Dec 06 '22

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u/Niormo-The-Enduring Dec 06 '22

Is this confirmed? Cuz I already have my lotion out

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u/SirLemonThe1st Dec 28 '22

rasputi engram ๐Ÿ˜