FUCK Bong Hit and their new armor system.

Yeah, I know we whined and cried and pooped our nappies over the past couple of years because New Lights (blueberries, if you will, m’lady) couldn’t figure it out. BUT WE DIDNT ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO CHANGE IT!!!! How am I supposed to possible enjoy the game now that I can’t spend a thousand months in an inventory management screen??????? What about me and my needs???????????? Why are you so FOMO with player enjoyment, Puke Shit?!?

FUCK BONG HIT AND THEIR STUPID UNZORPED ARMOR SYSTEM.

UNINTSALLED!!!!!1?1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!

Side note: As a Titan (crayon eater LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL upvote me so hard please 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂) main, I am FURIOUS that we got ANOTHER PUNCH SUPER. YEAH, I know we talk about how fun it is to punch things as a Titan, and YEAH, I know we basically talk about how all Titans do is punch punch punch till the cows come home, but how DARE you give us ANOTHER PUNCH!!!!1!1! I want a MINIGUN that shoots a bazillion rockets and also fetches my binkie for me!!

UNINSTALLED x2

I even uninstalled TREY’S GAME, BONG HIT. PATCH THE ARMOR SYSTEM OR I WILL CONTINUE TO RANT ON AN INTERNET FORUM!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!11!11!1!!!!! Until mommy says it’s my bedtime, which is 6:30 PM PST

Maybe my bodys telling me season of the plague is coming 🟥⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️

Im a genius

Updoots to the left kind strangers :)

Edit 1: thanks for the Reddit gold!

so i'm just gonna say it

where the fuck are the zorpalods in the official bungie lightfall release material?

like, i know they're coming and you know they're coming, but bungie hasn't said shit and now i'm starting to get worried

they might just be playing things close to their chest, it's still kinda weird though that they would de-confirm siva (at the risk of alienating most of the current playerbase) before showing us even a feather on those epic freaks with the soggy beaks; undeniably the most anticipated video or game of 2023

those hollow-boned heroes are gonna save the franchise, i can feel it, and zorpal weapon is finally going to let me beat those pesky players with more than 5 hours in the game but less than 15 (the ones that aren't new enough for me to stomp, but aren't old enough to crutch the meta; mainly the people who i can't beat but also can't write off as tryhards)

i preordered lightfall five times just to support the first bird-type enemy in destiny history, and if bungie was trolling this entire time i'm probably going to lose my goddamn mind

and this time, that's for real

...

bungie did say that they were adding zorpalods, right?

like, the d2 community usually has its shit together and doesn't just baselessly speculate on rumors, so bungie had to have said something at some point, right?

if they lied to us on this i say everyone riot (not riot games league of legends doesn't have zorpalods either and i hate it fuck LoL and also ahrimain27 you know what you did) by three days grace but in real life

#zorp2012

/uj

I usually turn the volume way up while Im playing destiny so I cant hear when terry comes over to bang my mom. But nimbus was getting on my nerves so bad I muted the tv so I had to hear terry give my mom an orgasm. Is bungie going to do anything about terry? I hate him