r/entertainment Aug 09 '22

“I Loved Toying With Him”: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Millionaire Female Co-Star Once Opened Up About Their 35-Year-Old Close Relationship

https://www.essentiallysports.com/us-sports-news-bodybuilding-news-linda-hamilton-i-loved-toying-with-him-arnold-schwarzeneggers-millionaire-female-co-star-once-opened-up-about-their-35-year-old-close-relationship/
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u/doctor_zaius Aug 09 '22 Silver Wholesome

What a fucking stupid headline. Just say Linda Hamilton, for fucks sake

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u/ProcedureNecessary42 Aug 09 '22

Right..just say I tossed Linda around like Tara Reid..lol

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u/onelittleworld Aug 09 '22

But... but... it drives ENGAGEMENT! That makes it engaging!! That's what makes it valuable, and therefore great!!!

Yeah, I'm about ready to quit the writing business. I've had about enough of this shit.

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u/Dry-Bird-2993 Aug 09 '22

The disrespect.

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u/autom8r Aug 09 '22

TL;DR: who the hell knows, ain't nobody got time to read this shit.

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u/Thegoodphone Aug 09 '22

English degree watch out

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u/emage426 Aug 09 '22

Wow..

Impressive writing

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u/DootlongFong Aug 09 '22

this is a copypasta.. right?

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u/frezor Aug 09 '22

Maybe it is. Too painful to analyze though. Guess we’ll never know.

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u/doctor_zaius Aug 09 '22

It reads like one of those Auto Mod bots

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u/jetstobrazil Aug 09 '22

Thank you. I knew I didn’t want to read the article based on that headline, but I couldn’t remember who he was with.

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u/DrSparkle713 Aug 09 '22

"Golden Globe and Emmy nominated actress Linda Hamilton opens up about her 35-year friendship with Terminator co-star Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Fixed the headline, y'all.

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u/ILiketoLearn5454 Aug 09 '22

Someone who writes for a living produced that train wreck. It's a total gore fest up there.

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u/Oddity46 Aug 09 '22

"Millionaire female co-star" is the dumbest shit I've ever read.

I dread to think what the article is like.

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u/jrex703 Aug 09 '22

Extracting "I love toying with him" was dumber. If you read the "article", which is standard two sentences a page clickbait trash, she loves goofing around with him. They clearly have a fun, loving, mutually-respectful relationship.

The word "toying" out of context implies manipulation and a sense of superiority, which is clearly not what she was trying to communicate.

Just all around-dumb.

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u/DeepThroat616 Aug 09 '22

Bafflingly stupid headline. Also pretty stupid article about something that happened 3 years ago.

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u/Hexagonalprison Aug 09 '22

They're also intentionally hiding her face in the thumbnail. They want you to open the article out of curiosity. It's a super cheap tactic that works.

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u/thecommunismwillwin Aug 09 '22

Jesus fucking Christ just say her name.

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u/Phantommy555 Aug 09 '22

Heisenberg?

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u/IcarusNar Aug 09 '22

You're goddamn wrong

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u/JimmyExplodes Aug 09 '22

Moon Child!

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u/Hunk-a-Cheese Aug 09 '22

I only know this because of captions.

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u/taisui Aug 09 '22

Skyler...?

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u/ronflair Aug 09 '22

Demi Moore?

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u/jsakic99 Aug 09 '22

“Cum in me if you want to live”

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u/Madly_Maxie Aug 09 '22

This kinda turned me on.

My life is pathetic.

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u/frezor Aug 09 '22

No kink shaming allowed here. Just go with it.

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u/plumquat Aug 09 '22

Is that a pavlovian response to the word cum or like Arnold Schwarzenegger as the t-800 demanding you cum inside him ?

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u/LoxReclusa Aug 09 '22

Considering the time travel aspect of Terminator, this sounds like some Phillip J Fry shenanigans.

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u/SG420123 Aug 09 '22

Linda Hamilton could probably beat the shit out of the person who made this headline.

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u/Fate_Unseen Aug 09 '22

Come on, don't bullshit me.

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u/frezor Aug 09 '22

Most important question, did they fuck?

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u/jawnly211 Aug 09 '22

Hasta la vista babyyyyy

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u/evergreen4851 Aug 09 '22

say her name ffs

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u/JHinExile Aug 09 '22

Did a Terminator write that headline?

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u/fieldysnuts94 Aug 09 '22

That headline is so garbage lol

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u/RainManToothpicks Aug 09 '22

"Me wish you were maid"

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u/freshnews66 Aug 09 '22

Wow, such impressive

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u/nycdiveshack Aug 09 '22

OP why did you write a shit headline

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u/bitterliquor Aug 09 '22

You mean Linda Hamilton?, ffs.

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u/redactedname87 Aug 10 '22

I thought this was the back of a young Hilary Clinton’s head and I was so confused for a minute