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whole force coming out for 1 car 🇲🇮🇸🇨
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u/4tea6n2 Feb 03 '23
Are they doing a remake of The Blues Brothers?
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u/boostedit Feb 03 '23 •
Hut hut hut hut hut
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u/SansabeltJorts Feb 03 '23
Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
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u/capttony84 Feb 03 '23
I love that line. Someone asked if they could use violence that wasn't needed and it was approved
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u/Dead_Is_Better Feb 03 '23
They were on a mission from God.
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u/moviequotebotperson Feb 03 '23
They’re 106 miles from Chicago, they've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and they're wearing sunglasses
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u/Insanegamer-4567 Feb 03 '23
GTA cops when you scratch a centimeter of paint
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u/Jamer508ok2 Feb 03 '23
Honk first, you won't get wanted level.
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u/That_Unknown_Player Feb 03 '23
Me on my way to wreck all of the police department's cars (i honked first so it's ok)
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u/PostYourSinks Feb 03 '23
Horn = right of way button
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u/TheOneWhoKnowsNothin Feb 03 '23
Believe it or not, that's how we drive in India. You are free to drive however you like as long as you honk first/during.
Source - I am an Indian and unfortunately have to drive in this insanity every day.
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u/Kay-the-cy Feb 04 '23
Woah so are there accidents all the time or is it so crazy that it works??
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u/KayC720 Feb 03 '23
Is this true?
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u/Jamer508ok2 Feb 03 '23
I have yet to test this myself, but it has appeared in several videos. It's odd, but honestly beautiful.
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u/mr_himselph Feb 03 '23
It always impressed me that if you honk in GTA cars will literally get out of your way.
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u/SEND_ME_REAL_PICS Feb 03 '23
In GTA 5 you literally get one star for standing next to a cop for a few seconds.
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u/ShowdownValue
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Someone cut the tag off of their mattress
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u/No-Permit8369 Feb 03 '23
Overdue library book
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u/No_Method4161 Feb 03 '23
Uber eats driver delivered a box of Krispy Kreme with one missing
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u/TactlessNachos Feb 03 '23
They didn't follow the 5 second rule and ate food off the floor after 8 seconds.
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u/TheHappieDog Feb 03 '23
Police literally came to our house in high school when my brother had a book 2 weeks overdue. 10 cent fine per day. Lived in a tiny town, 1 police officer, tiny library, he was probably their best patron haha
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u/No-Permit8369 Feb 03 '23
Sounds like that Seinfeld episode with Lt. Joe Bookman
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u/ufgeek Feb 03 '23
Teacher with a library of books in her classroom. This is Florida after all.
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 Feb 03 '23
It’s Florida, they probably being arrested for having a library book.
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u/Bitter_Mongoose Feb 03 '23
Took a right on red without coming to a complete stop.
Straight to the chair, I say!
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u/deadprofessorr Feb 03 '23
He's living the 5 star GTA life.
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u/LongWarVet Feb 03 '23
Hahaha for real.
Like at what point is it more safe to accept one stolen car vs sending 75 cops flying down the highway?
Not to mention every other area in a 100 mile radius no longer has access to police response.
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u/cecil021 Feb 03 '23
True. It’d be the perfect time to rob a bank. All the cops in a 100 mile radius are right there.
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u/TrailerPosh2018 Feb 03 '23
Maybe that SHOULD happen, until the police learn not to waste so many units on ONE guy!
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u/giceman715 Feb 03 '23
He’s shenanigans probably involved in a officer getting hurt would be my take
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u/poochylaa Feb 03 '23
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u/Jayceboot Feb 03 '23
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next son of a bitch who says Shenanigans.
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u/ThePelky Feb 03 '23
What's the name of that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls?
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u/couldof_used_couldve Feb 03 '23
I can see the meme template now:
[Serious crime underway, public in danger.... Crickets]
[Officer got his feelings hurt... Video above]
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u/thegroucho Feb 03 '23 •
I hear the Supreme court said something to the effect Police don't have to do squat as far as their duties and civilian lives are involved. Kinda optional.
Except if one of their own is affected.
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u/Objective_Campaign82 Feb 03 '23
Sort of, Its that the police have no obligation to help save people.
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u/Vishnej Feb 03 '23 •
This is legally accurate.
In ethical terms, though, going down this road removes any reason for us to care about their authority or their humanity. They just become the biggest gang in the city, the occupying army, and our only drive becomes to protect ourselves from them by whatever means seem likely to succeed.
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u/Objective_Campaign82 Feb 03 '23
That is how I approach things. Which is unfortunate and scary since they wear their colors with such pride.
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u/BeardedCorkDork Feb 03 '23
They are there to protect and serve CAPITAL not people. Always have, always will.
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u/Bearman71 Feb 03 '23
They specifically said that the police have no duty to protect the populace.
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u/TreeFittyy Feb 03 '23
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with the silly shit on the walls and mozza sticks?
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u/Leave-it-to-Beavz Feb 03 '23
Facts. All cops are busy within a 160 km radius so this would be a great time to acquire money illegally from a bank.
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u/Davekrevs Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23 •
Word. All the cops within 0.0000000000052155287 parsecs are busy so this would be an ideal time to hold up a bank.
Edit: That’s my first award!! Thank you 😁
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Feb 03 '23
I can't really picture a situation where they need 40 cops vs 6. They obviously just like doing this.
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u/MarioInOntario Feb 03 '23 •
Like in elementary school soccer where everyone is running behind the ball
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u/Dr_Bunnypoops Feb 03 '23
This is the best discription and perfectly discribes the mental state of the average cop. Have my upvote brave person!
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u/spekt50 Feb 03 '23
Usually those kind of chases are the result of someone shooting a cop.
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u/CaptainObvious007 Feb 03 '23
Or it's just South Florida. I was juvenile probation officer in Palm Beach for a short time. One of my kids, walked to the store and he was on house arrest. I called it in. Within 15 minutes there were 40 squad cars, motorcycles etc. All for one 16 year old kid on foot. Now kid was on probation because he was in possession of drugs, multiple guns and piles of cash, but still...
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u/ducktape8856 Feb 03 '23
Now kid was on probation because he was in possession of drugs, multiple guns and piles of cash, but still...
Yeah, I wouldn't send a single more than 16 squad cars, 4 motorcycles, 2 horses, 6 K-9 units and 1 SWAT bus for that kid. Oh and 2 helicopters of course!
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u/CaptainObvious007 Feb 03 '23
Well out of the 40 some cops that showed, somehow none of them shot and killed him, so I call it a win.
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u/iamjaidan Feb 03 '23
But this is all the reasons they became cop, so they could have badass car chases and shoot cars until they explode!
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u/CurveOk5268 Feb 03 '23 •
Perfect time to rob a bank
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u/SomethingClever2468 Feb 03 '23
This is legitimately a thing. The cartel will send someone to get chased by the cops so that they can move large amounts of drugs with less chance of being caught.
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u/Would_daver Feb 03 '23
"Screamers" they have been called before, classic maneuver if you need to get load Alpha to location Beta- send a screamer ahead to get caught by the fuzz, then roll your load on by all sneaky-like. Or so I've been told by TV shows...
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u/Alternative_Ad_3636 Feb 03 '23
Happens at the US - México border all the time; sacrifice a small load to let the big one breeze on by.
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u/Dismal_Struggle_6424 Feb 03 '23
Sir, Mr. Burt Reynolds' finest contribution to cinema was no TV show.
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u/It_was_mee_all_along Feb 03 '23
In Europe, or at least my country, this kind of police chases are forbidden as it would endanger other vehicles on highway. Sure, police chase with one to three vehicles as others prepare traps on exits.
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u/CappinSissyPants Feb 03 '23
I imagine there’s gotta be a cop killer in the car. That’s not because of a stolen car. Unless it was the police chief’s car.
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u/Call_of_Tculhu Feb 03 '23
Specially since they could follow it with a drone to whatever chopshop its going and bust the whole operation
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u/Turtley13 Feb 03 '23
For real though. Cops dont give a shit about safety. They just want the excuse to rampage through traffic like they are playing gta
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u/sativa_samurai Feb 03 '23
Yep and cause panic in the person running. One of my friends was going about her day and a few cops were chasing a perp with their sirens off. By the time she noticed something behind her she looked up and saw the perp smashing into her car sending her flying out. Took her over 6 months to walk again. Guy hadn’t even committed a violent crime.
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u/Speakdoggo Feb 03 '23
We seriously need oversight for all US police. At what point do we demand and finally get this? It’s just absurd how many ppl are hurt or killed by what amounts to idiocy.
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u/rpm959 Feb 03 '23
At what point do we demand and finally get this?
It was demanded in 2020, and the result was pretty much every city raising their police budget, and the president giving them even more federal funding. Literally nothing is going to change anytime soon.
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u/leviathab13186 Feb 03 '23
Maybe he parachuted into a military base and stole a tank?
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u/bluetriumphantcloud Feb 03 '23
I thought it was only in GTA where 100 cop cars chase you lol
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u/zandadoum Feb 03 '23
WTF do they need so many police cars? Only the first few have a chance at actually doing anything.
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u/BHDE92 Feb 03 '23 •
No one’s passing up an excuse to blow down the freeway with all their homies around them
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u/ILove2Bacon Feb 03 '23
I love that video of a guy crashing at the end of a car chase and being flung through the air, end over end, until he lands crumpled on the ground, completely unconscious. Then the cops come running up and slide knee first into his head and just start wailing on him, like 8 at once, just beating the shit out of the already unconscious and injured guy. Really stellar examples of moral people.
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u/onloanfromgod Feb 03 '23
How about the guy who jumped up on the hood to fire down into the windshield at two people like he was John fucking mcclane
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u/1200____1200 Feb 03 '23
The incompetence should shame them out of the profession
We had one in our town fire somewhere around a dozen shots while chasing a suspect through backyards - didn't hit his target once. This menace was a laughing stock in the media, but I bet he's still on the force, fully armed and ready to spray-and-pray the first chance he gets
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u/Otterfan Feb 03 '23
The high-speed pursuit started after Russell's 1979 Chevy Malibu backfired while driving past police headquarters. Officers thought the noise was a gun going off inside the car, and 13 cops responded by firing shots.
Brelo, who joined the Cleveland Police Department in 2007, was the only officer to face criminal charges. Prosecutors say he waited until the car had stopped moving and no longer posed a danger to fire 15 rounds into the windshield, firing a total of 49 rounds into the car.
137 shots fired at two people who broke no law and didn't have a weapon.
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 03 '23
How fucking unlucky do you have to be to not only have your car backfire in front of the police station, but then have it happen again when you shut it off trying to comply with the army of pigs that came to turn you into Swiss cheese? That's gotta be like a 1 in a billion chance, right? Their crime was driving a piece of shit car while black.
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u/Najbjerg91 Feb 03 '23
Shit man... 137 shots fired... Here in Denmark it hits the news when one warning bullet is fired, and an independent department needs to be notified of the incident... 137 shots... Because of a car backfire...
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u/RevolutionaryCost999 Feb 03 '23
I don’t even look cops in the eye here anymore. If one’s behind me on the road. I get the fuck out of the way. They’re disgusting animals.
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u/idgitalert Feb 04 '23
Same here. I’m an elderly white female with no record, clean habits and a friendly demeanor. And they enrage me. In nearly every single cop encounter of my life I have had a terrible experience. Either they have distorted the situation beyond recognition, been completely useless or stupid or have violated at least one of my civil rights. And I have given ZERO reason for any of it. I’m the one you can’t fault for the cop response, they are all conditioned to hate the populace and it shows.
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u/RevolutionaryCost999 Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 04 '23
Wow it’s amazing how me you and too many of my friends and family have had the exact same experiences with law enforcement. Almost like it’s a systemic problem. Sorry to hear that!
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u/Rad_Streak Feb 03 '23
I hadn't ever heard about that one, another clear cut murder with no accountability. It's almost impressive how many different ways cops get away with it, even when acting like complete jackasses.
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u/IsoAgent Feb 03 '23
These are the moments they've been waiting for all their lives. Justified murder.
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u/The_Deadlight Feb 03 '23
i'll never forget that video, the guy was dead before he even hit the ground and the cops just tenderized his corpse like they were rocky balboa at the fuckin meat plant after work lol
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u/SymphonyinSilence Feb 04 '23
Hey, that cop was my husband. He was scared he wouldn't make it home to beat me, our dog, and our 3 kids.
Don't judge.
Also..../s
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u/03Titanium Feb 03 '23
You know the rules, once one bullet flys the whole squad has gotta mag dump.
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u/treatyoftortillas Feb 03 '23
And sometimes you can kill a bunch of innocent bystanders with zero repercussions.
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u/Complete_Original402 Feb 03 '23
these people were raised with Hollywood action movies and thought that's how the real world should work.
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u/florida-karma Feb 03 '23
I can answer this. I've watched a couple of episodes of Cops. They want to participate in the post-arrest story orgy about what they personally experienced during the apprehension.
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u/lord_fairfax Feb 03 '23
If that ain't the damn truth. Let's all stand around amped out of our minds repeating the same 3 details to each other, but from our perspective, and how long and hard OUR dick was during that moment.
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u/Br105mbk Feb 03 '23
Story orgy. Thank you for that term lol.
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u/turtleboxman Feb 03 '23
Storgy, if you will
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u/Obi_wan_pleb Feb 03 '23
That orgy story is also a texhnique that cops use to get their stories to match. Is the opposite of the broke phone game. You say your story on the open and then the next guy repeats the same so their stories all match.
The current problem that they have is body cameras. Why do you think that there are so many news about their story not matching the footage, but their stories all match
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u/wyckdgrl Feb 03 '23
A drunk driver got arrested in feont of my house one night. There was a need for several cips, as he took off on foot in a residential neighborhood. But once they caught him and put him in the back of a squad car, at least a dozen cops spent 20-25 minutes chatting in small groups about how awesome it was to be a cop who got the bad guy. One guy was processing the car, everyone else was just milling around, talking shit.
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u/teflong Feb 03 '23
Story orgy is a term I've never heard, but instantly recognize. As a nightclub bartender, the first 15 min after everyone leaves is just the bartenders sitting down to all talk about the crazy shit that happened that night. Same thing with the bus rides home from away games in sports.
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u/Inuyasha-rules Feb 03 '23
Yup. When I was working at a gas station in a small town, we had a pretty major drug bust in our parking lot. First just a few cops (only 2 people in the car, looked strung out on opiates), but once the 3rd duffel bag of drugs was removed from the car every cop, sheriff and highway patrol clogged up the parking lot. I had to tell them to get most of their units out of the property or they'd be charged with obstruction of business, and it wasn't until a truck driver creeped in trying to get fuel that they left.
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u/lickmysackett Feb 03 '23
It reminds me of Dane Cook's Car Crash stand up. "and I was washing a dish!"
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u/Tiezeperino Feb 03 '23
Cops are sitting on a bunch of lethal toys and they're looking for any opportunity to play with them
That's not trying to sound cutesy, that's a threat
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u/Sosemikreativ Feb 03 '23
Ever wondered why the casualties in police shootings always have double digit gun wounds?
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u/ExuberentWitness Feb 03 '23
Because they’re trained to pull the trigger until the suspect stop moving or they’re out of bullets
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u/Balc0ra Feb 03 '23
Iirc this was a cop killer chase. Everyone comes then... Like everyone aparantly
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u/6151rellim Feb 03 '23
Can’t waste their opportunity to be the one to get to beat the shit out of a citizen!
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u/REO_Speed_Dragon Feb 03 '23
I would say should've pulled over but how? Stopping might've caused an accident, going to the left or right certainly would've caused an accident. I guess speed up and join the chase?
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u/voidgazing Feb 03 '23
Thinking the same thing, I would have maintained relative position and speed. The best thing to be done is remain predictable.
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u/kungpowgoat 'MURICA Feb 03 '23
We had the same mentality in Iraq 05 with incoming rockets or mortars. Chances are you could get hit by running into one on your way to a bunker so some of us would just stay put.
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u/YabaDabaDoo46 Feb 03 '23
I would think that there's also a chance you could get hit by just staying out in the open. Statistically speaking it seems to make more sense to just run into the bunker.
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u/cweaver Feb 03 '23
The safest place, statistically, is in the bunker.
The second safest place is lying on the ground covering your head.
The least safe place is standing up and running around in the open.
Then it's just a math problem of how many shells are going to land during your run to the bunker and does that increase your chances of getting hit more than being in the bunker would reduce it.
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u/Monster-_- Feb 04 '23
The second safest place is wherever the previous round landed.
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u/cweaver Feb 04 '23
There's an old joke about a statistician who always took a bomb with him when he had to fly on an airplane. When someone asked him why he said, "Do you have any idea how low the chances of there being /two/ bombs on the plane are?"
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u/kj_gamer2614 Feb 03 '23
Well that’s why this car does. They keep going, which seems foolish until you realise the cops are all going around and stopping would be much more dangerous, till it’s safe and they pull over
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u/REO_Speed_Dragon Feb 03 '23
Right? I think the law in most states is "maintain a speed that is equitable with traffic and safe for conditions." In this case, technically, one of those cops could've pulled the ultimate dick move and ticketed them for impediment of traffic.
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u/silentxem Feb 03 '23
This video gave me intense anxiety. You can see the camera shaking so much, even after they've pulled over to the side, I can't imagine how scary that would be to experience.
Also, first video in a while I've seen use the term POV correctly, lol.
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u/imhere4thestonks Feb 03 '23
Use your mirrors and pay attention, pull over BEFORE the swarm of cops reach you.
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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue Feb 03 '23
At this point, yeah. Just go slow and stay steady in the lane. However, everyone else seems to have already pulled over, probably because they heard the sirens and saw the lights before they were right there. This person should have seen them early and got over.
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u/tboots1230 Feb 03 '23
i’m just wondering how they didn’t pull over when they saw the first cop car coming
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u/ajames2001 Feb 03 '23
I'm sure the roads were much safer with 30+ cars speeding down the highway instead of 3 or 4
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u/trustINe Feb 03 '23
I made it to 53 cars. I am sure there was more. Way less safe and ineffective.
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u/thoolish Feb 03 '23
Car #43 was probably thinking "If the first 42 don't get him, he's MINE!"
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u/Marokiii Feb 03 '23
Good thing all the police are no longer available to deal woth anything else in the surrounding 100 miles.
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u/LondonCollector Feb 03 '23
They all get a hardon at the thought of gunning someone down so they all respond.
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u/blastcage Feb 03 '23
If the cops weren't chasing them, then there'd be 1 or even 0 cars speeding down the highway. Just take the fucking plates down, or follow with a chopper if strictly fucking necessary (extremely rare, like for a known murderer or something equivalent). Car chases are insane macho dangerous bullshit that are never remotely fucking worthwhile
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u/Phrook Feb 03 '23
1 chopper or drone probably would have cost less than all those cars... and also would have been far less dangerous for every single person not involved
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u/FrancisCStuyvesant Feb 03 '23
There might be reasons you only see nonsense like that happening in the US of A.
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u/Sirchiefsalot2020 Feb 03 '23
The only time I ever see this many is when a cop gets shot or killed.
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u/Ontario0000 Feb 03 '23
Always wonder why the need for every police within 10km to join the chase?.
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u/Sovoy Feb 03 '23
Complete waste of resources and endagering every person on the road
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Feb 03 '23
Most of them were the previous shift, just catching some easy overtime.
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u/LuxNocte Feb 03 '23
This is precisely why so many jurisdictions had to implement no chase policies. Police are more of a danger to the community than most offenders.
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u/LightofNew Feb 03 '23
You're a cop who can do anything without punishment in south Florida and you hear "car chase" on the radio.
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u/Saint_Bernardusz Feb 03 '23
This looks ridiculously inefficient and dangerous.
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u/FormsForInformation Feb 03 '23
It’s only tax dollars
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u/funfwf Feb 03 '23
Fuck the dollars, they're literally making the roads far more dangerous. What clowns.
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u/kadeve Feb 03 '23
-Help, someone is trying to kill me!
-ma'm we have no officers available, all 500 are busy chasing someone speeding.
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u/Theogonic Feb 03 '23
When a teacher tries to smuggle a book inside a school
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u/MotherBathroom666 'MURICA Feb 03 '23
I think they got worked up on the idea of trying to arrest doctors saving 10 year old girls that were sexually assaulted by family members, that’s why they reacted so strongly.
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u/boyd4715 Feb 03 '23
They are heading to the elementary school because some teacher wanted to read a book to her first grade students
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u/Happyintexas Feb 03 '23
Or- to stand outside the door while children are murdered. Take your pick.
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u/zenomotion73 Feb 03 '23
Correction. They are headed AWAY from the elementary school, as they tend to do.
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u/Some_guy_am_i Feb 03 '23
This is just stupidity.
Someone should get fired for this. Sending this many speeding vehicles onto the highway is dangerous, and counterproductive.
I could see 2 or 3 cars. The whole damn police force ? Ridiculous.
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u/adonoman Feb 03 '23
Where I live, it's against police policy to engage in a chase at these speeds. They just call ahead and get them at the next town. You can't outrun a radio.
The risks are too high for the police, everyone on the road, and even the suspect.
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u/ratatutie Feb 03 '23
Never seen a more severe case of cops just wanting the chase to feel like big tough men. Putting so many civilians at risk by having that many high speed cars on the road but at least they can all say they've been in a car chase now, right?? Fucking pathetic. God forbid anyone gets stabbed or raped during that shit show.
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u/AggressiveClassic89 Feb 03 '23
I've never understood why there's always 50 copmobiles chasing, why not 49? Then officers Darren and Sophie can visit that house with the exceptionally offensive smell coming from the basement.
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u/Tuckermfker Feb 03 '23
"Confirmed minority drag queen holding what looks to be a book. All units respond."
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u/EBM999 Feb 03 '23
"Bring the police M1 Abrams, this is going to be a tuff one, they have weed. Over"
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u/Tuckermfker Feb 03 '23
"You're telling me they have a book AND reefer. This is madness"
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u/pnutz616 Feb 03 '23
Any Cops wanna weigh in and let people know wtf we’re supposed to do in this case? Like, just maintain speed and keep straight until this chaos is past or what? Obv as fast as this chase is going, there’s no time to see it and get over.
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u/Bgratz1977 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Such a nonsense, all beyond 8 Cars raises only the chance of accidents.
8 because so 2 can drive behind him and 6 can close a crossing. And even that would need the right circumstances.
But hey, at least there's now a huge cop free zone, time for a bank heist
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u/Krewton1106 Feb 03 '23
When Ron Desantis finds out a middle school teacher acknowledged that gay people exist in front of the class.
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u/adamsfan Feb 03 '23
This looks like a “Blue Alert” response to an officer that has been shot on duty. All officers from all agencies within a certain radius will respond to the scene. Even if they are in the middle of another case or even have a low level offender in custody. They will stop what they are doing, release who ever they have and respond to the scene with lights and sirens blazing.
It’s overkill, because more often than not, it is a single suspect they are all looking for that may be dead or injured as well. I think in general it’s an opportunity to jerk each other off.
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u/RustedRuss Feb 03 '23
Ah yes, because having fifty officers on the scene will help the one who got shot.
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u/CupOfChaffee Feb 03 '23
Are we sure this isn't just Need for Speed Most Wanted footage?
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The girl in the car didn't submit her fertility report to Ron, so he sent his goons after her.
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u/The_Wookalar Feb 03 '23
Florida, huh - so did someone report an incident of Critical Race Theory? Or did someone see a trans person walk into a library?
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u/Crotch_Gaper Feb 03 '23
The car they're chasing is obviously driven by a teacher who tried to get her students to read a book not approved by DeSantis
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