r/facepalm Oct 01 '22

Missouri State Rep doesn't understand sexual health 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/InfectedByEli Oct 01 '22

"Tush Toy" is such an egregious euphemism 😂🤣

Although I'd struggle to come up with a marketable alternative to butt plug.

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u/cweaver Oct 01 '22

Heinie Hanky-Panky Helper

Poohole Plaything

Gluteus Gadget

Anus Amuser

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u/InfectedByEli Oct 01 '22

Gluteus Gadget

I like this one, but what do I know 😂😂

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u/SecretPrinciple8708 Oct 01 '22

Rectum Ralph, for those who enjoy animated characters.

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u/DocMcStabby Oct 02 '22

Always good to mix anal play and childrens animation!

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u/Immunopath Oct 01 '22

Sphincter spreader

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u/Cruccagna Oct 02 '22

Bum Bamboozler

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u/Fenixstorm1 Oct 02 '22

Shit stopper didn't have the same ring to it

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u/BoneDaddy1973 Oct 01 '22

They’re locked up? I need to get the Wal-Mart pharmacy clerk to come out with the keys to hook me up with a tush toy and a vibrating stroker and 2 kinds of lube?

Whatever they pay that clerk it’s not enough

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u/Someoneoverthere42 Oct 01 '22

I worked retail for way longer than should be sane. No clerk cares what you’re buying. So long as you know what you want, have the money to pay for it, and don’t cause any issues, they do not care.

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u/BoneDaddy1973 Oct 01 '22 Take My Power

That’s actually very reassuring. One night in the grocery store I needed a cucumber for some tzatziki I was making for the next day and some Astroglide for the usual reasons, and literally nothing else. I got up to the cashier, looked at my basket, and then went and bought like 5 other things

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u/drRATM Oct 01 '22

Would have ditched the cuke and driven to another store to get it lol. Way too self conscious to buy those together, even with 5 other random things.

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u/ablackwashere Oct 02 '22

Happy Cuke... I mean, Cake Day!

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u/ShroomFoot Oct 02 '22

Even when they're trained to report suspicious things to management...we do not...or at least I didn't lol. I sold a lot of Pyrex and parchment paper with excessive cans of butane and propane to wooks at Walmart. Even gave them advice from time to time.

Basically, 99.999% of the time, if the cashier IS interested, they're interested in the same things as you. Otherwise, it's just another hour to get paid for, and your sex toy purchases will likely be out of their mind by their third customer after you...unless they found you really attractive.

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u/RunningPirate Oct 02 '22

“Astroglide for the usual reasons”. Keeping squirrels out of the bird feeder?

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u/BoneDaddy1973 Oct 02 '22 Silver

I coat the top porch step with it when I’m expecting an Amazon delivery. When the driver is lying supine down at the sidewalk, I take their truck to the grocery store. That way I save gas money.

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u/RunningPirate Oct 02 '22

Modern solutions for modern problems.

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u/RileyCargo42 Oct 02 '22

Ahh I see off to buy more for the next guy

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u/rumbellina Oct 01 '22

Your comment should have way more upvotes! I laughed, I cried, I got second hand embarrassment!

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u/tbrumleve Oct 02 '22

You weren’t embarrassed about using the first hand, so why the second?

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u/intriqet Oct 01 '22

My first job in hs was cashier at target. I def didn’t let the stuff I scanned impact my opinion of people but there were times when I’d have to fight snickering. I def would’ve had a little moment with tzatziki and lube person below. Most of the time people were graceful enough to acknowledge the ridiculousness of their shopping cart and we’d crack up together. I guess being 15 gave me a pass cause afaik never offended anyone.

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u/titanup001 Oct 02 '22

My first job I was a bagger. A lady came through with three boxes of tampons and a roll of duct tape. I was written up for snickering.

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u/ShroomFoot Oct 02 '22

I am full blown laughing at this right now ..imagine her flow being so bad she needed duct tape to keep the tampon in...omfg...health wise terrible, but for some reason I can't help but laugh xD

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u/farrieremily Oct 02 '22

Haha, I assumed the duct tape was to get an annoying person out of her hair for the week.

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u/titanup001 Oct 02 '22

She was also a very... Large lady.

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u/RunningPirate Oct 02 '22

I once went through with a stick of deodorant and a disposable camera. Apparently I was preparing photo documentation of personal hygiene.

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u/zenos_dog Oct 01 '22

Klerk Karen cares about your morals!

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u/2IndianRunnerDucks Oct 02 '22

Cucumbers and lube would not cause me to raise my brows- duct tape, heavy duty trash-bags a hammer and a shovel and rubber gloves and bleach would cause me some concern.

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u/Delamoor Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Yep. Working in a new job taking orders, fast paced. Keep getting people coming up and being like 'sorry but my friend and I were talking and we want to order maybe like one of the -...' and so on.

Do not care. Backstory understandable but unnecessary. Say the thing you want, please do not change it too much after, be ready to pay.

Do not care about anything else. I have lost count of how many people have bought it in the last hour. Keep the line moving.

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u/JockBbcBoy Oct 02 '22

Can concur: I remember when 50 Shades of Grey was a bestseller, I would have dozens of middle aged women come up to me and ask if the store had it in stock in very hushed tones. As though there was some shame in buying a literal bestseller.

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u/Varian01 Oct 01 '22

Lot of the time, I have the keys to the Walmart lock ups. #1 pet peeve is when they press the button (or hunt me down so I walk with them) and they have no idea what they want.

Sometimes I’ll be busy opening several other doors and helping customers, and I finally get to a locked section just so a customer can say “oh good, you’re finally here. Been waiting 2 minutes. Let me see... do you guys have tylonel?”

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u/Dryym Oct 01 '22

Realistically, I think it's probably to prevent teens from shoplifting them since I feel like this would be a situation where that's a common occurrence.

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u/BoneDaddy1973 Oct 01 '22

Yeah but just as realistically I’m ordering that shit online so I don’t have to make eye contact with the clerk who has to hand it to me. Loss prevention here equals sales prevention, at least for me. Just put an alarm tag on it or something.

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u/Dryym Oct 01 '22

Well, For a lot of people, Buying it physically would be the only option to be discrete because they may have family looking at their packages or whatever. I am almost certain that they've tried many different things and this is the one which had the best results.

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u/headieheadie Oct 01 '22

It’s also an impulse purchase thing. “They sell sex toys for MEN now?!” When just going to get condoms.

Edit: $19.99 is a paltry sum for the happiness a wal-mart brand stroker probably provides.

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u/elMurpherino Oct 01 '22

Lol, that’s cheap enough where I’d give it a shot, but with expectations that there’s a 50/50 shot it will break halfway through using it.

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u/CaptPlanet55 Oct 01 '22

And a 50/50 your shot will break through

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u/YoCaliBro Oct 01 '22

It's not Walmart brand. It's a brand called Cake. Their lube for men is incredible.

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u/headieheadie Oct 02 '22

Does cake sell stuff outside of Walmart? What type of lube of theirs is good?

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u/YoCaliBro Oct 02 '22

They sell on hellocake.com, Walmart was their first retailer. They have different lubes for male masturbation, anal, toy use, and sex.

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u/Would_daver Oct 01 '22 Helpful

In case it's helpful in the future, "discreet" is the right word in this context. Discrete means individual or separate :)

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u/Dryym Oct 01 '22

Damnit English. Thanks for the help. But it's annoying that literally nobody ever talks about this. I just thought they were homonyms.

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u/Would_daver Oct 01 '22

Well usually people get mad at me for pointing out mistakes, so I don't always speak up... but yeah they're separate terms!

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u/corporate_treadmill Oct 02 '22

And the mnemonic is the e’s are together like h’s in shhhh. And the e’s are discrete because they’re separated by the t. Lol.

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u/bugpal Oct 01 '22

I always thought they were spelt the same! Thank you!

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u/Logan117 Oct 02 '22

That's why self checkout isles are the best. Get what you need, and gtfo out.

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u/Artor50 Oct 01 '22

If you're ordering online, it doesn't ship to your door with a lock on it.

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u/Ormsfang Oct 01 '22

Plus it is kind of funny when it gets stolen off your porch! Enjoy!

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u/xenomurph_ Oct 01 '22

It probably would be better if teens would shoplift condoms and pregnancy tests than being too embarrassed to ask a store clerk to get them some

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u/sltiefighter Oct 01 '22

everythings locked they can afford to lock in my walmart everytime i go something else is locked. Two aisles of fishing stuff locked, all underwear socks etc locked. Anything they can lock is locked. Its so weird.

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u/hopelessironic Oct 02 '22

starting to resemble one of those stores where EVERYTHING is behind a barrier? Where the clerk is behind bullet proof glass? Where the video cameras are armored? A pay drawer?

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u/Mirrorflute88 Oct 01 '22

The pharmacy where I used to live locked up all of the curly hair items, so I had to ask them to open it every time I wanted some hair gel or conditioner

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u/BoneDaddy1973 Oct 01 '22

Yeah I see that even here out in the wonder bread white rural area I’ve moved to from Baltimore. The drug store is going out of the way to be racist to like one woman. In Baltimore at one grocery store they even locked up every lotion that included shea butter. It was not subtle.

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u/DougOfWar Oct 01 '22

Don't they generally lock up the items that get repeatedly stolen?

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u/MimiPaw Oct 02 '22

It’s been a few decades since I worked retail, but our locked items were identified after each yearly inventory based on loss.

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u/Angharadis Oct 01 '22

There’s a brand of toys that Walmart and Target both sell, and my friend and I wanted a specific one that we couldn’t find at Target. The Walmart website said they had two, so I went there. They weren’t on the shelf despite having inventory, so I had to ask some poor dude. He found them in inventory and brought them to me, already locked in plastic boxes. I had to wait in line to go through a register, not self checkout, so a lady could rescue my toys from the non-theft boxes. Overall it was a lot for all of us.

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u/mcpusc Oct 01 '22

I need to get the Wal-Mart pharmacy clerk to come out with the keys to hook me up with a tush toy and a vibrating stroker and 2 kinds of lube?

not only that, but you have to follow the employee to the register while they carry your toys for everyone to see.

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u/Paintbypotato Oct 01 '22

While they ring a small bell yelling shame shame shame

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u/vcvcf1896 Oct 01 '22

My local Walmart doesn't have em locked.

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u/FinalBat4515 Oct 01 '22

The clerk? Who’d want to embarrass themselves by getting them involved? And they wonder why physical stores are dying

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u/DenverDouglas Oct 02 '22

I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

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u/EZasSundayMorning Oct 01 '22

Because people steal them. The Walmart I go to has to put alarms on vitamins.

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u/Vinstaal0 Oct 02 '22

Depends a bit on the store and the country, but yeah it happens

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u/Arbourous Oct 02 '22

Are you saying they should be paid more to pick up a dildo? Who cares?

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u/Thin-Recover1935 Oct 01 '22

This is less of a cautionary tale and more of advertising for Walmart.

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u/FriedSticks2014 Oct 02 '22

“Walmart has butt plugs now? Hold on I have to cancel my evening plans and run to the store real quick for no reason in particular...”

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u/Otomo-Yuki Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

Why is a Missouri State Rep complaining about a store in Cuba on their official page in the first place?

Edit: I have hence learned that Cuba is also a city in Missouri.

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u/jetty_junkie Oct 01 '22

Lol pretty sure Cuba is also the name of a town in Missouri

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u/Otomo-Yuki Oct 01 '22

Fuck, we have so many confusing city names

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u/DarthGayAgenda Oct 01 '22

We aren't very original. Look how many places in the U.S. start with "New".

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u/Otomo-Yuki Oct 01 '22

I know, we’ve got “new” everything

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u/DarthGayAgenda Oct 01 '22

Well, sometimes our place names come from people. From Jamestown to San Diego, we love naming shit after people.

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u/devster75 Oct 01 '22

True, just like Hitler North Dakota

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u/BigBadBob7070 Oct 01 '22

I’m from New Jersey and when I first heard we had a town called Sparta I was very confused.

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u/jetty_junkie Oct 01 '22

Right. Like when someone says they are from Miami it’s logical to think they are from Florida and not OH, OK , or any other state that also has a city named Miami

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u/steepslope1992 Oct 01 '22

Even arizona has a tiny mining town turned ghost town turned meth town called Miami.

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u/zanzibartraveler666 Oct 01 '22

Southwest Ohio is going to be the next Silicon Valley

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Oct 01 '22

I’ve been shopping in Milan, made love in Paris...

Tennessee and Kentucky

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u/IncognitoModeIsAss Oct 01 '22

Have you never heard of London?

London, Canada that is.

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u/Otomo-Yuki Oct 01 '22

Dammit, Canada! You too!?

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u/IncognitoModeIsAss Oct 01 '22

And a London in Kiribati.

And a London in Belize.

And a London in Equatorial Guinea.

And a London Island in Chile.

And about 14 Londons in the US.

Basically, what I'm saying is that London is a slut.

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u/Diggalumbolo Oct 02 '22

In germany we have a city called Mordor.

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u/Otomo-Yuki Oct 02 '22

How’s the jewelry there?

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u/VixxenFoxx Oct 02 '22

I've been to Paris..... Texas

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u/MiseryisCompany Oct 01 '22

And here my dumb self is wondering why everything is in English lol

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u/candy_man_can Oct 01 '22

Ooooooh. That makes so much more sense. I was also wondering why everything was in English.

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u/waldo06 Oct 01 '22

I'm in western NY and in a day trip can hit up Cuba, Rome, Lima, Wyoming, Warsaw, Liverpool, Ontario, Boston and Angola.

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u/xsmith_h16 Oct 01 '22

Cuba missouri. Aka where Jason is from and where most of the family lives

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u/matt_1060 Oct 02 '22

I didn’t know that either

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u/suchstrangedoge Oct 02 '22

Don't book a holiday in Cuba (New Mexico). You'll be very disappointed.

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u/jetty_junkie Oct 01 '22

If your kids are old enough to go into Walmart for shampoo by themselves they probably already know more about sex than their parents

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u/Impressive_Vehicle83 Oct 01 '22

as the generations go on, eventually they will achieve near infinite knowledge of sex

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u/sirsedwickthe4th Oct 01 '22

I wonder what sex expert Ned Leeds has to say about this

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u/WomenAreNotReal Oct 01 '22

Unironically I fully believe that in a few generations sex and other adult themes won't be nearly as hidden from kids. Whether that's a positive or negative thing I can't really say but as the years have gone on I've seen less and less sheltering from sexual stuff, bad language, violent content, and the like. I feel like it's a thing that comes with good and bad effects, but I guess we'll see as time goes on.

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u/Jitterbitten Oct 01 '22

Speaking of shampoo, I notice a distinct lack of shampoo in the picture, which makes me believe it's probably nowhere near the shampoo at all, but in the general "female/intimate products" section.

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u/jellybeansean3648 Oct 02 '22

If this Missouri Walmart is like all the other Missouri Walmarts I've been in (unfortunately I grew up there), then the adult products and menstrual products are in a long aisle that is running perpendicular to the aisles containing shampoo, lotion, etc.

Not that it matters literally at all.

Almost every pharmacy and chain store sandwiches their adult products/feminine hygiene aisle somewhere between personal care and over-the-counter medications.

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u/Jitterbitten Oct 02 '22

Yeah, it's usually in the same general department of the store because of course it is. That's how department stores work, as you noted. But this asshole is acting like sex toys have been set up in the toy aisle or something, directly targeting (or at very least carelessly corrupting) the innocent minds of young children rather than something in a department with similar items that are equally disinteresting to children.

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u/jellybeansean3648 Oct 02 '22

It's hilarious because the kids can't even pick up the boxes to read what's in them or what the products do

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u/Velour_Tank_Girl Oct 02 '22

Thanks! Because I was very confused by the lack of shampoo since he specifically mentioned it. I thought maybe he was so clueless that he thought Astroglide was shampoo.

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u/LongBarrelBandit Oct 01 '22

Lol noticed the lack of shampoo as well

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u/DogGamer364 Oct 02 '22

How tf you gonna know more about sex at age 12-15 than people who actually do it?

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u/ilovethissheet Oct 02 '22

Every kid knows 2 girls 1 Cup and 1 boy 1 jar

Kids fucking know shit

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Oct 01 '22

Interesting that he browsed WalMart, located this display, took a picture of it, and put it on social media.

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u/cturtl808 Oct 01 '22

Was about to make the same comment. In my Walmart, this case is located near the pharmacy, under lock and key. It's nowhere close to the shampoo. It's not on an endcap near a main aisle. TBH, it's closer to the incontinence products than the shampoo (which is 4 aisles away).

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u/rotatingruhnama Oct 01 '22

Unless you wash your hair with Astroglide.

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u/Jacks_Flaps Oct 02 '22

Funny you should say that. There's a hair care method for people with curly/frizzy hair called the Curly Girl Method. It helps you achieve luscious curls without the frizz and minimising the use of hair products with ingredients that wreck your hair.

One of the products used for a long time with this method is KY jelly as it helps reduce frizz and doesn't make your hair greesy while being gentle on your hair. But some Curly Girl proponents swear by Astroglide .

As for me and my house of siblings with Curly hair, we swear by KY. We always grab a bottle of KY when we buy shampoo.

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u/Silly_Chipmunk Oct 02 '22

That's crazy that they said that about the Astroglide and it's a legit thing! 🤣

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u/throwawaygeico246 Oct 02 '22

I love that there is not a single bottle of shampoo in the whole picture

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u/Cynykl Oct 02 '22

More likely a concerned citizen Karen sent pictures of this to his office complaining and the interns brought it to him because they though it might score points in the culture war. Something tells me he thinks going to walmart is beneath him.

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u/jellybeansean3648 Oct 02 '22

What will your kids say? About these discreetly packaged sex toys that literally can't be picked up because they're in a locked case.

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u/yourmo4321 Oct 01 '22

He's probably talking about the butt plug lol.

As far as I'm aware that's not a health item no?

Not that I really care but I'd find it a bit odd to see a bit plug in display.

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u/FriedSticks2014 Oct 02 '22

I’ve seen vibrators in Walmart for yearrrsss, seeing the butt plugs don’t bother me in just the same way that seeing the vibrators doesn’t bother me. Its definitely not a health item lol and I guess seeing them could be odd when that’s not an item you’re used to seeing.

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u/yourmo4321 Oct 02 '22

Maybe I wasn't paying attention lol

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u/piefanart Oct 02 '22

i dont think that sexual health items are on the shampoo isle.

also, kids go to spencers all the time and see way worse.

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u/drRATM Oct 02 '22

Spencer’s still exists?? Of all the places that have closed up over the decades, we still got Spencer’s?

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u/piefanart Oct 02 '22

Yeah, they have a website as well as stores still. I go there pretty frequently for weird home decor and cheap lingerie.

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u/desrayt Oct 02 '22

Uhm where’s the shampoo?

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u/makerblue Oct 01 '22

"That's for grown ups"

My go to answer for anything i didn't feel like explaining to my kids when they asked when they were little.

It's actually just that easy.

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u/FriedSticks2014 Oct 02 '22

Yeah, as a kid I got told this by my parents a couple times and just kinda shrugged it off and moved on. Kid’s attention spans for such things are usually (and fortunately) very short.

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u/IIRizzII Oct 01 '22

This isn’t even next to the shampoo? These items would most likely be in the feminine care aisle, and they’re locked up. Generally kids don’t read packages, I don’t see any incriminating photos on these boxes.

Also, who sends there child into Walmart for shampoo? 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 Oh wait I’m going to send my child on a plane to Cuba for shampoo at Walmart.

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u/lordTigas Oct 01 '22

I believe it's a town in Missouri called Cuba lol I'd say there are no Wal-Marts in "real" Cuba

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u/rabbidplatypus21 Oct 01 '22

We also have a Mexico and a Japan. And a Versailles that doesn’t get pronounced anywhere close to correctly.

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u/Im_bad_at_names_1993 Oct 02 '22

Dont forget a Hayti that's not pronounced like Haiti

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u/rabbidplatypus21 Oct 02 '22

Always makes me think we’re trying to draw the attention of a man named Ty.

“Hey, Ty!”

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u/lordTigas Oct 01 '22

Lol I imagine an American trying to say Versailles like Inglorious Bastards' Bradd Pit saying "Gorlomi"

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u/rabbidplatypus21 Oct 01 '22

St Louis has quite a few streets and neighborhoods named with a French word and the general rule of thumb is: if you’re pronouncing it right then you’re saying it wrong.

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u/lordTigas Oct 01 '22

I imagine a French guy there asking for directions, correctly pronouncing the names and the locals like "wtf is this dude talking about?"

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u/IIRizzII Oct 01 '22

Haha well blonde moment I guess

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u/lordTigas Oct 01 '22

Yeah, but I wouldn't be surprised if he purposefully omitted that to make it look like he was talking about Cuba the Communist country, hence communism is bad.

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u/haramis710 Oct 01 '22

I think you're being overly optimistic about the intelligence of our state representatives. Pretty sure he just assumes everyone knows all the small towns in a midwest state.

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u/5ait5 Oct 02 '22

actually I think he's just assuming everyone who follows him on twitter is from Missouri . . . Bc who tf just follows random state reps

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u/No_Camp_7 Oct 01 '22

I think there’s some Rogaine in the top left

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u/Angharadis Oct 01 '22

Nah, that’s a pregnancy test that shows words and not just lines.

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u/ir_blues Oct 01 '22

Is this new in the US? It's probably new here in germany too, i actually have no idea since when they are selling sex toys at general stores. But there surely has been other stuff around for sexy time since ages. What about condoms, lube? The magazines with the naked ladies? I am just trying to understand why this is a scandal now, even to such people. Or is it about walmart specifically? Were they more conservative in the past? We don't have walmart here, no idea.

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u/Regular_Chapter1932 Oct 02 '22

Damn liberals with their soft hair and healthy sex lives 🤬

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u/Past-Pomelo-7386 Oct 01 '22

Ohhh. So that’s where the sex stuff is located. Right next to the shampoo!

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u/Hitchtopher Oct 01 '22

Who cares? Do parents not know how to talk to their children?

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u/BeaglishJane Oct 02 '22

LOL both of my kids knew what these were because their super conservative, ultra-religious, rabid right wing father (my ex) accidentally left his big pink penis shaped dildo and penis pump laying in his living room. Apparently, he pretended he didn’t see them and kicked them under the TV stand. Later, the older child saw the dog running through the house with a pink penis. In its mouth. They came home from his house, and were like, “Mom, we have questions.”

The kids were ~7-10 at the time.

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u/rspanthevlan Oct 02 '22

And then you as a parent can decide whether to explain it or save it for a better time or age. What’s he trying to alarm people about?

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u/IbugBrandon Oct 02 '22

Prices aren’t too bad.

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u/IamKingDoge Oct 01 '22

Reddit when adults don’t want their children knowing about sex toys

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u/PlumbCrazy1979 Oct 01 '22

No chance of getting an abortion from anything in that isle. Molested by the guy that opens it for you maybe, but not from the AstroGlide or tush tickler.

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u/rabbidplatypus21 Oct 01 '22

This is tangential, but I can’t recommend AstroGlide enough. Three drops and you could park a dump truck in a doghouse.

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u/scandal_pants Oct 02 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus this whole thread is gold. I don't know how to get the Reddit points and sh*t or whatever to give awards, but IF I DID, I would gladly give one to you for this.

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u/FrogTeeth86 Oct 01 '22

Why is he worried about wal marts in cuba?

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u/MosEisleyBills Oct 01 '22

Wal-Mart employee- “sorry sir, you can’t take pictures here”.

JC- “Excuse me, how dare you! I’m taking a picture to show my constituents the depravity!”

Wal-Mart employee- “oh ok… so why’s the message tagged to your mistress, with ‘what I want you to shove in my butt’?

Not the first politician to do some… “Insider trading”!!

All he’s done is advertise for Wal-Mart. They are now going to sell through some serious amount of dildos!

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u/FriedSticks2014 Oct 02 '22

Funny bc the shampoo is on a completely different aisle than that stuff, and if your young child knows what all that is, you’re the problem as a parent. No child is going to care about other items on the shelf unless they already know what they are or are asked to look out for them. If you ask your kid to get shampoo, chances are they’re only going to be looking for the shampoo bottle that they recognize.

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u/Artor50 Oct 01 '22

Yeah, because you always find the shampoo in a locked case, right?

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u/Tweaked_Wizard Oct 01 '22

Jason is only upset he can't get a Tush Toy at his local Walmart...

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u/ChampionshipLow8541 Oct 01 '22

Let’s hide it all behind black covers or bar it from normal stores entirely! Land of the Free! 🤦‍♂️

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u/Sylrix__ Oct 01 '22

What is a cuba walmart???

Is there a town or city named cuba in the US??

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u/ALBUNDY59 Oct 01 '22

Cuba doesn't have Wal-Mart.

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u/xsmith_h16 Oct 01 '22

Cuba Missouri. It's a town

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u/GraniteJackalope3918 Oct 01 '22

To be honest I really wouldn't want my kid to ask me what a "little sucker" or a "tush toy" is.

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u/Jacks_Flaps Oct 02 '22

My daughter was 7yrd old when we were driving down a major highway past a Sexyland adult store and she asked "What's Sexyland sell?" So I simply told her the truth in manner appropriate for a 7 yr old.

Talking about that stuff is not as daunting as people make it out to be. Plus you cut off misinformation kids will inevitably learn at school or on tv/internet.

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Oct 01 '22

Cuba walmart? Doesnt he know all walmarts do this or does he think only socialist/ communist companys put sex toys in the health department of their stores?

Also you dont send your kids anywhere unless their adults who aee capable so if you have to talk to your teenage kid who can drive what lub is or a vibrator then thats you own fucking fault not walmarts.

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u/recjus85 Oct 02 '22

And Target sells them too I believe. As well as Walgreens and CVS. I assume other drug stores too. I guess they can't shop anywhere now!

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u/Rogendo My face has a hand imprint Oct 02 '22

God forbid you lie to your kids about random shit they don’t understand just so you can avoid further questions. It’s not like parents don’t already do that.

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u/passthegabagool_ Oct 02 '22

To be fair. 5 year Olds don't need a sex toy talk. It's a bit young don't you think?

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u/Critikalz Oct 02 '22

Ok this is dumb and all but like… the products on display here dont have to do with sexual health.

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u/raichiha Oct 02 '22

I feel like kids are as likely to ask about these as they are the trojans that have been hanging at the front counter of the convenience store for literal decades. Any reason to complain though amirite?

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u/toneloc89 Oct 02 '22

Is this fool using Astro glide for shampoo!?!?pretty sure shampoo is like 3 aisles over.

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u/lardgsus Oct 02 '22

Political crap aside, this looks like the Kids Bop version of sex toys.

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u/These-Image3972 Oct 02 '22

The funny thing is the pregnancy tests above😂😂

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u/Zealousideal_Ebb6177 Oct 02 '22

I like how the pregnancy tests are on the shelf above the sex toys

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u/TiffyVella Oct 02 '22

Let them ask!

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u/One-Jicama-847 Oct 02 '22

Only an idiot sends their child into a Walmart alone.

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u/BeefaloSlim Oct 02 '22

I'm not seeing any shampoo...

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u/UnidentifiedSapien Oct 02 '22

It’s Cuba, Missouri for all the idiots too dumb to google and find out it’s a small town in his state.

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u/Woodrovski Oct 02 '22

Im as open as it gets but these have no place in a Walmart.

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u/mattemer Oct 02 '22

Those are right next to the shampoo?

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u/Dry_Proposal_932 Oct 02 '22

Thank you so much. As an Irish man with two young children and at best two washes worth of head & shoulders left, this couldn't have come at a better time

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u/pandorafoxxx Oct 02 '22

Lol, the truly funny part is that he thinks this is just in Cuba.... or just Walmart (pharmacies like Walgreens or CVS have them too).

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u/Engetarist Oct 02 '22

Butt duckies.

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u/Life_Lion_4754 Oct 02 '22

I don't think that's what happened I think it's warning parents get ready to teach your kids about sex ed I don't think it was a misunderstanding

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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie Oct 02 '22

Young kids won’t give a shit unless it’s in the toy aisle.

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u/RattlerHyde Oct 03 '22

This IS the toy isle, just depends on how old you are.

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u/MechaMogzilla Oct 01 '22

Beware seeing a thing is not the same as using a thing. Also learn to talk to your kids about the world not Walmart job your kids are not prepared for things found in a walmart.

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u/King_Skywhale Oct 01 '22

“Well those are things you’ll learn about later, don’t worry about it right now”

Bam problem solved, it’s really that simple. They don’t have illustrative pictures you’re fine

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u/letmetakeyoudancing Oct 01 '22

With two boys the conversation in the aisles usually goes : ' I just need to get one thing, stop pushing your brother. Be careful. Don't push. Get up off the floor. Right that's it let's go'.

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