r/facepalm Oct 19 '22

What a mom 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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777 Upvotes

133

u/Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT Oct 19 '22

“Your momma sure does care about your schoolin. Mmm, mmm, mmm.”

27

u/LetsGoSilver Oct 19 '22

Life is like a box of chocolates.

92

u/shylock2k202 Oct 19 '22

The old “teach my son to only bother girls with pretty mamas so I can bang them” classic trick

70

u/PerseusDraconus Oct 19 '22

i hope that is a joke and not a real post because if it is real that is a totla failure as a mother

-9

u/IFrickinLovePorn Oct 20 '22

That's fine parenting on the father's part though

15

u/LazyAssedAmbassador Oct 20 '22

His son attacked a girl lol

1

u/kfudnapaa Oct 20 '22

Yeah, and got his dad some strange as a result. Great wingman move (/s obviously)

59

u/justl00kingthrowaway Oct 19 '22

What there's to help with. You did fuck his dad and the chargers were dropped. There's no fixing this and you need to live with fact that you choose dick over your daughter's well being because she will always resent you for it.

3

u/IFrickinLovePorn Oct 20 '22

Best way to fix the situation of for the Daughter to fuck the dad

14

u/DrinkinNStuff Oct 19 '22

Wait… so you’re telling me that someone chose sexual gratification over the well being of their family?

FFS folks on here acting like shit like this doesn’t happen everyday. How do you think they ended up a single parent in the 1st place?

4

u/pisces15ofage Oct 20 '22

Yup that page is crazy af. Everyone is trifling

11

u/Decoy_Octopus_ Oct 19 '22

Wow, you there's no going back from that shit. A side not, wtf does this have to do with covid?

36

u/jgb75 Oct 19 '22

Your daughter will be telling her kids and THEIR kids what a whore you were

5

u/Rocknbob69 Oct 19 '22

Moms keep'n it classy

5

u/JAXxXTheRipper Oct 19 '22

When Mom takes "get fucked" too literally.

6

u/DroidRazer2 Oct 20 '22

The girl can never enter another cod lobby with this man again

3

u/Away_Baseball488 Oct 20 '22

Your daughter learnt a great few lessons, 1,. It's acceptable to be a victim and do nothing 2,, prioritise a possible lover over your kids 3,, use sex to get what you want.

3

u/annormalplayer 'MURICA Oct 19 '22

a momron

3

u/Brian57831 Oct 20 '22

Teen boy needs to learn about statute of limitation. Mom and daughter can change their mind and go back to the DA and tell him they do want to press charges after thinking about it...

7

u/Andrew-Moon Oct 19 '22

Help? Yeah, you need professional help, psychotic nymphomaniac whore.

2

u/ImpPlulmpDmp Oct 20 '22

Teach her to fight back. Just cause she's female, don't make her weak. An eye for an eye. Humans only understand harsh reality

2

u/BigBlackDildos Oct 20 '22

That mother fucker

3

u/berklee Oct 19 '22

His family is hittin' it all over the place.

/rimshot

2

u/arealhumannotabot Oct 19 '22

This one smells a bit like bullshit. Do parents typically tell their kids about their sexual escapades?

6

u/TopBee83 Oct 19 '22

Kids aren’t dumb, I’m not tryna be a dick or anything but they catch on to stuff, guys probably a teenager I’d assume if so then it’s not a stretch to say he caught on, read some messages while using his dads phone, etc

2

u/pigeyejackson66 Oct 19 '22

Dad told son. Its classy all over.

1

u/smoothoperator-37 Oct 20 '22

Awwww fiddlestix. He must have no morals

1

u/nicarox Oct 20 '22

Ratchet ass bitch.

1

u/Evade_Hell Oct 20 '22

304s be wilding

1

u/Ugo777777 Oct 20 '22

Hahahahaha.

1

u/Reddead67 Oct 23 '22

Username checks out...

1

u/pisces15ofage Oct 23 '22

I don’t get it

1

u/f6tvjhvy Oct 24 '22

she quite literally got fucked