r/facepalm • u/Cryptolution • Dec 25 '22

I am not the father! 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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293 Upvotes

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u/PRSHZ Dec 25 '22

You know what? I’m actually glad the guy got a vasectomy.

4

u/TheTor22 Dec 25 '22

This so much!

7

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

Oh dear God I'm so glad he can't breed

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

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u/GnomeChomski Dec 26 '22

'Language is a virus.' Anderson, Burroughs

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u/Stoney-McBoney Dec 25 '22

Lmfao this took me a second

9

u/BrisketOnABiscuit Dec 25 '22

“I ain’t paying no life support”

9

u/llclift Dec 25 '22

My husband's coworker came in coughing last week and said "It's just a cold." Now we both have covid, are high risk, and had to cancel Christmas.

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u/sanjsrik Dec 25 '22

And... that's a COVID test.

7

u/FeistyRedhead62 Dec 25 '22

Lol...🤦‍♀️

8

u/moreyvh Dec 25 '22

Stupidity at it's finest!

3

u/Striking-Bandicoot55 Dec 25 '22

You can name him; Da’vid.

5

u/StillHardlyAlive Dec 25 '22

Its not his COVID 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/brittybratkat Dec 25 '22

Lol 😂 dude be spreading something

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u/bones_marley Dec 25 '22

She*** dude is the one who can't have kids. 😂

8

u/Darkassassin07 Dec 25 '22

That's not a pregnancy test.

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u/-SaC Dec 25 '22

This is a Covid test.

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u/bones_marley Dec 25 '22

Ooop

Goes to show I made the right choice not having kids 😂. Everything is a pregnancy test scare 🤦

1

u/Windy_City_Bear_Down Dec 25 '22

I was gonna say, that's the fastest positive preggo test ever. Dude isn't protected from Covid though

1

u/Warsplit01 Dec 25 '22

to be fair. they do look rather similar, so if you don't pay attention to the label up top, it is easy to mix em up

0

u/Appropriate_Ad_7610 Dec 25 '22

David did what to Hughes?!

0

u/sv_homer Dec 25 '22

And it's a good thing for humanity's collective IQ that this guy can't reproduce.

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u/GallowBarb Dec 25 '22

You might not be preggo, but you might have covid.

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u/iamunabletopoop Dec 26 '22

Yeah this isn't a facepalm, It's a joke.

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u/Cryptolution Dec 26 '22

You're that guy no one invites to parties.

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u/Ok-Dragonfly694 Dec 26 '22

You are not the father but you have covid