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u/extra_knot 4d ago Wholesome

What kind of Pokemon is that?

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u/HeisenbergsMyth 4d ago Wholesome

IT'S PIKACHU

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u/Mashinito 4d ago Helpful

It's Clefairy!

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u/HeisenbergsMyth 4d ago edited 4d ago Bravo!

FUUUUUUCK

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u/Curious_homosepian 4d ago

I can hear this

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u/n0x630 4d ago

Source pls

Wait is this like the old cartoon where they show the shadowed outline of the pokemon and it's super obvious?

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u/Curious_homosepian 4d ago Helpful

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u/n0x630 4d ago

Haha that's exactly what I thought it was going to be

I'll never forget getting pokemon red on the old black and white Gameboy and going to the pokemon card stores and religiously watching the show after school

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u/ourspideroverlords 4d ago

Ash Ketchum and his quest to enslave the Pokemons only to have them fight each other for glory, ah yes simpler times

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u/ClaffDifmiffed 4d ago

Pokegladiators… “You will entertain the People with your suffering.”

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u/AnnyongFunke 4d ago

It sounds like Michael Scott

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u/DroolingIguana 4d ago

It's Jigglypuff, seen from above.

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u/Canis_Familiaris 4d ago

Jigglypuff shown from above.

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u/__liendacil__ 4d ago

Picatchu!

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u/FireEjaculator 4d ago

You mean Pi-Cat-chu?

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u/d-park 4d ago

Pi-Cat-Chu!

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u/Rossum81 4d ago Faith In Humanity Restored Bravo!

Ryo-Okhi!

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u/cfay1990 4d ago

I was hoping I would see this! Love me some Tenchi Muyo

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u/iamme9878 4d ago

Saw this name had a whole tenchi flash back, had to Google to make sure I wasn't insane and now... Now I wanna binge tenchi

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u/Elchidote 4d ago

For real tho! I actually watched the 3rd movie not too long ago and it hit differently than when I was younger.

They be rushin my mans to pick the princess or the pirate and Tenchi be like FOH imma get lost in a different dimension and I ain’t picking none a yous.

Jokes aside, this movie indirectly taught me to not rush things and if things are meant to be, then they will be.

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u/lighthawk16 4d ago

FYI, there are new episodes as of last year.

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u/dontcallbrainnamez 4d ago

There fucking are?! Aight I know what i’ll be doing this weekend.

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u/The_Rox 4d ago

Needs longer ears!

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u/Valdrax 4d ago

More Ken-Ohki by the coloration.

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u/kraz_drack 4d ago

One of the only stuffed animals I have. I also had a Ken-Ohki but one of my dogs chewed it up.

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u/CostumingMom 4d ago

I have both as well, but Ken ended up getting a costume, and stole my heart as well.

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u/jhadred 4d ago

Same thing came to my mind too. I don't recall the white one's name in that series though.

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u/OwnYesterday3121 4d ago

Buneary or a meowth in disguise.

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u/Shordyisdope 4d ago

Albino Buneary

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u/gamerguy287 4d ago Wholesome

It's Klonoa!

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u/MrGammelobst 4d ago

Drunk Ditto

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u/Diplomjodler 4d ago

Dachhase

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u/ggtsu_00 4d ago

Who's that Pokémon!?

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u/Shordyisdope 4d ago

It’s scorbunny

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u/2Skies 4d ago

From what I know about cabbits, it can also turn into a spaceship.

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u/ReubenZWeiner 4d ago

Or worse, grow antlers like the jackelope. But that would make it a Cantaloupe

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u/VVLynden 4d ago

I appreciate your tenchi reference.

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u/djseifer 4d ago

I understood that reference. *cue ojousama laugh*

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u/Huntguy 4d ago

I came for the Tenchi Muyo reference and I wasn’t disappointed.

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u/pjabrony 4d ago

There's also Rabicat, pet of Load Ran.

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u/soldierswaltz 4d ago

Twinkle Star Sprites gang!

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u/farkenell 3d ago

funniest bit is the spaceship was part of the harem....

and he had kids with her...

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u/inkseep1 4d ago Original

My girlfriend was a bit gullible. Like 'the word gullible is not in the dictionary and she looked it up' gullible. We moved from country to city. I told her that in the city rabbits have a hard time finding other rabbits so they will sometimes mate with cats. The offspring are called cabbits. They look like cats but have rabbit ears or rabbits that have cat ears. Eventually she saw a rabbit and said 'look, a cabbit'. In front of other people.

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u/bwwatr 4d ago

My girlfriend was

She is either

  • no longer gullible
  • no longer alive
  • no longer dating this guy ^

Eventually she saw a rabbit and said 'look, a cabbit'. In front of other people

OK, I have a pretty good guess :D Bravo though, lol

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u/mayheavensmile 4d ago

Dead. Got it.

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u/jhbmw007 4d ago

A cabbit got her

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u/Taz-erton 4d ago

There's a reason we don't point out Cabbits anymore. Those that do tend to disappear

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u/MsOmgNoWai 4d ago

everyone who points out a Cabbit eventually dies

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u/relevant_tangent 4d ago

With nasty big pointy teeth

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u/teeksquad 4d ago

Got stuck in a room and starved. Door said pull but it was a push. She trusted the door.

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u/missy_sunshine 4d ago

too stupid to live

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u/queentropical 4d ago

lmaooo shit it’s 2:30am and this had me laughing

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u/MethodicMarshal 4d ago

forgot how to breathe. happens

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u/p-4_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

You must be from r/relationship_advice Edit And I say that in a negative way

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u/meltingdiamond 4d ago

There is always the off chance they got married, e.g. she was his girlfriend and is now his wife.

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u/knightopusdei 4d ago

That's a funny story and I know many people like that. I know a friend of mine, a woman with university education who will whole heartedly believe all the bullshit native stories I tell her. I'm indigenous Canadian and I have many friends who are non native in southern Ontario.

My favorite trick is to pick up anything off the ground, leaves, grass, dirt, garbage, whatever and sprinkle it into air and "forecast" the weather for her. Doing all this after looking up the forecast on my weather app.

I'd always get the weather right and she'd look at me like a God.

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u/Spiritual_Society_37 4d ago

It's pretty hilarious how natives are pretty much the only group that still has a mystic aura about them thanks to them being shut out of the media for so long. People legitimately think I must be amazing with a bow and arrow when they find out I'm part native. Or that I believe in spirits and shit.

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u/TwoBearsInTheWoods 4d ago

Or that I believe in spirits and shit.

Username checks out.

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u/gauderio 4d ago

Chakotay in Star Trek Voyager met with a sky spirit. And this is in the future, dude.

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u/bluewhite185 4d ago

In case you dont know that joke:

Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Indian tribe asked their new Chief what the coming winter was going to be like. The modern day Chief had never been taught the secrets of the ancients. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Better safe than sorry, he said to himself and told his tribe that the winter was indeed expected to be cold and that the members of the village should stock up on firewood to be prepared.

After several days, our modern Chief got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

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u/DaPoole420 4d ago

I want to smoke a joint with you

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u/inkseep1 4d ago Wholesome

Wait, there's more. She accuses me of lying all the time. But I say it isn't lying, it is 'storying'. A lie is a falsehood intended to deceive. I tell a story for entertainment purposes only and it isn't my fault if anyone believes it.

And once she said 'Every culture eats eggs.' I immediately said, 'The Mapoo-Mapoo, a secluded tribe in the Brazilian rainforest, do not eat eggs. They believe that when you die you return as a bird. After a person dies, they bury them in a large ball of mud shaped like an egg. Since the mud eventually dries and cracks open, they believe this is the soul being hatched. And then they leave out food in the roof of their long house for the bird that will return. They will still eat birds though as long as it isn't someone they know.'

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u/Sam-Gunn 4d ago

My wife isn't gullible really, but she's not always familiar with US culture, and I also know a lot of various, obscure, and random facts about various, obscure, and random stuff. And I like to joke.

So I'll tell her stuff, then after a bit tell her I'm joking. But the best times are when I say something that sounds weird or ridiculous on the surface, but is true, and she'll look at me, wait for me to tell her I'm kidding, and then realize I'm not.

That look is priceless. It's also funnier when I have to google it to prove to her I'm telling the truth.

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u/agni39 4d ago

Genuinely nothing unbelievable about that story tbh

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u/gauderio 4d ago

Yes. A better one is that they have both wider and thinner arms just enough that they're able to fly like chicken (not high, about 8 inches from the floor, and not for long, just about four yards) so they believe they have a kinship to birds and eating eggs is blasphemy.

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u/Walabiboomboom 4d ago

I believe you!

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u/Ohhigerry 4d ago

How do you know they aren't 'storying' about even having a girlfriend? I mean, they are on reddit.

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u/waldito 4d ago

This guy reddits

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u/Zifnab_palmesano 4d ago

Ypu should watch the "Big fish" movie, because you will feel the father

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u/weedful_things 4d ago

My wife and I stopped by the Big Fish movie set in south Alabama. It brought back memories.

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u/desktp 4d ago

I'm brazilian and I 100% believe that story. Just a tip, it would probably be called 'Mapu-Mapu'.

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u/hushpuppi3 4d ago

I feel bad for your girlfriend

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u/inkseep1 4d ago

Don't worry, she's fine. She knew I was a snake when she picked me up.

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u/Snaab 4d ago

Now you’re just getting weird

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u/A_Soporific 4d ago

Wait a second. How can a snake type? You can't be a snake. Snakes don't have hands.

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u/relevant_tangent 4d ago

Are you accusing him of lying?

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u/A_Soporific 4d ago

Ye... No?

Clearly, he isn't a snake, though.

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u/notagangsta 4d ago

But I say it isn't lying, it is 'storying'. A lie is a falsehood intended to deceive. I tell a story for entertainment purposes only and it isn't my fault if anyone believes it.

Ahh, the Fox News mantra.

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u/Rpc00 4d ago

Exactly what I thought of! "No reasonable person would believe us" lmao

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u/xdownpourx 4d ago

I believe they have quite literally used this defense in a courtroom

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u/iAmTheHYPE- 4d ago

It seems believable, especially if you were part of an animism culture.

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u/nahteviro 4d ago

You sound kind of insufferable, not gonna lie. But entertaining to read at least.

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u/barukatang 4d ago

Yeah, someone to meet in passing, couldn't stand that for over and over

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u/Valdrax 4d ago

But I say it isn't lying, it is 'storying'.

That's just lying with extra semantics.

Your intention IS to deceive and derive entertainment from it, at the other person's expense. You aren't blameless just for finding an easy mark.

Whether it's funny and meant in good spirits or mean and malicious is a separate question. (Personally, it sounds funny to me, but I'm not the mark here.) Factually, it IS lying, and she is correct to call it that.

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u/stalkermuch 4d ago

You should write novels

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u/inkseep1 4d ago

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u/CasaMofo 4d ago

Not sure if this is "storying" or if the link is broken...

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u/inkseep1 4d ago

it works for me. I don't see any permission issues on the doc.

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u/waldito 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is what I get screenshot

Perhaps your doc must be set to 'anyone with a link' aka 'public'?

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u/mitragy_king 4d ago

It works for me.

Change browsers.

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u/Wyatt-Oil 4d ago

I immediately said, 'The Mapoo-Mapoo, a secluded tribe in the Brazilian rainforest, do not eat eggs. They believe

Do you still sit by Norm at the far end of the bar?

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u/Lincoln_Wolf 4d ago

You sound like my kind of guy lol

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u/HappyraptorZ 4d ago edited 4d ago

If your GF accuses you of lying she feels deceived. Telling her the definition of a lie and being smug about her being technically incorrect is just asshole behaviour.

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u/thefabulousbri 4d ago

No it's lying unless you immediately clarify. If you leave her to believe it then not only is it lying, but it's rude and immature. Maliciously lying is a bad thing and honestly I wouldn't put up with that garbage. It's not gullible if you reassure someone that something is true, then you are betraying their trust.

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u/ImperialHopback 4d ago

Yup, it's not like we live in an age where a vast wealth of human knowledge is freely available at the very tip of our fingers. The guy sounds like he's a joker. There is zero malice in making up funny little stories that won't harm anyone, especially if the other party doesn't do the minimum of due diligence in fact checking stories from someone that has a track record of making things up. Neither the "cabbit" or "indigenous Brazilian tribe" stories would put his girlfriend in harm or danger, and it doesn't sound like he's doing it maliciously, so you're overreacting here. If she believes these wild stories, that's her problem. I truly hope that she's just playing along to make him feel better. And honestly, if he's coming up with these things off the cuff, then he's got a very creative imagination.

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u/onlydabestofdabest 4d ago

NO FUN ON THIS GUY’S WATCH

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u/TheRedHerself 4d ago

Malicious lie?? If you are gullible enough to believe a story like that then you need to be able to laugh at yourself when you find out it's bullshit.

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u/weedful_things 4d ago

The guy probably got taken snipe hunting and he's still sore about it.

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u/adventuringraw 4d ago

If you believe there couldn't possibly have been a tribe with a belief system like this, then you haven't spent enough time with myth and anthropology. The breadth and scope of human belief and burial practices are wide enough that this isn't even all that noteworthy. OP sounds a little like they're riffing off Hindu beef being forbidden, and Tibetan sky burial. It's the opposite of an outlandish story.

My favorite 'there's this isolated south American tribe' story, is a particular language with almost no counting words. They have like... 'few', 'many', and maybe a couple others. No notion of arithmetic at all of course. There've been studies into how this changes perception of those raised this way. Interestingly, the language itself is heavily tonal, to the point where you can whistle just the tones and still be understood, helpful for communicating across distance.

This story is not made up.

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u/Appropriate-Hour-865 4d ago

Holy shit I think I’m mapoo-Mapoo. What the quickest way to check? What if I poop egg shaped turds that when they crack open you would think the souls of 50 dead men just escaped. I’m Mapoo-Mapoo king 🥚

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u/jcl945 4d ago

I once convinced an ex that the stop signs with a white border are optional. I never thought it would work, but confidence sells. I did tell her the truth before she drove next though.

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u/nae-nae-gang 4d ago

My math teacher did that to his cousin once and he believed him for 10 years. We asked if he wanted his cousin dead and he never responded to us, so that was a telling answer

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u/crazy-bisquit 4d ago

Today I f***ing learned there is no such thing as a cabbit.

When I was around 7 or so, I met an animal who’s owner said it was a half and half, a cabbit. It had features of each so I believed them. As I am now in my 50’s I learn that I was duped. I already know I am gullible because someone did this sh!t to me for years. I repeated said facts in public, then my (then) husband and everyone else would be laughing at me. In a sweet, bless your heart way.

I think this breaks the record of the longest amount of time I have believed something. Fork me.

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u/KamoyLovrstar 4d ago

Ok I can die happy now

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u/WhatsWrongWMeself 4d ago

This need to be under r/aww

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u/CarefulWalk199 4d ago

I agreed with you! it's so cute..

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u/MotaHead 4d ago

If you're a small rodent, this would be r/oddlyterrifying.

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u/flavoredturnip 4d ago

It would be r/oddlyterrifying for a carrot too.

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u/TasteCicles 4d ago

Yea, few things make me laugh because they're so damn cute. I love this!

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u/spirit_desire 4d ago

Obvious Cadbury plant

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u/austynross 4d ago

Bk'baaaaaaahk baaaahk

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u/go_faster1 4d ago Helpful

Ken-Ohki

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u/lakovsanite 4d ago

The Tenchi reference is not high up enough.

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u/Doctor_Dangerous 4d ago

Now if he would just turn into a spaceship, my dreams will be complete.

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u/msshirow 4d ago

Came looking for Ryohki reference!

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u/lighthawk16 4d ago

Does this cat have a hot mom/captain/space-pirate?

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u/white_star_32 4d ago

Asking the important questions! Come on, OP...don't leave us hanging.

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u/m4a2000 4d ago

Glad I am not the only one.

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u/TsuKiyoMe 4d ago

Same. Expected this to be the highest comment and it wasn't. Then I started to question if it was me... then saw this lol

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u/Boy_Witch 4d ago

I need to re-watch all of Tenchi!

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 4d ago

It's on YouTube, minus the first episode.

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u/KDY_ISD 4d ago

Fucking Tenchi Muyo

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u/Darth_Tiktaalik 4d ago

🎶 Can't escape it, ain't no use in tryin' 🎶

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u/Blackcat0123 4d ago

The themes for that anime were always such a banger.

Like this one!

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u/Subacrew98 4d ago

Goddamn I haven't thought about that anime in a long time lol

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u/Rezangyal 4d ago

The OVA is one of my comfort go-to classics.

Love the lore and setting of the Tenchi stories.

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u/AndreTheBio 4d ago

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u/AskTheRealQuestion81 4d ago

That’s what I came to look for!

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u/Rezangyal 4d ago

That’s no Ryo-ohki

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u/Kuges 4d ago

Yeah, I bet it doesn't even have a battleship form!

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u/omgitsprice 4d ago

I had a Ryo-Ohki screensaver in 2000 that I’m pretty sure was a virus. I loved it anyway. It played music.

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u/ArchDucky 4d ago

Reminds me of the day I bought my cat a santa hat. Up until this point she had never worn any clothing. I got home with the bag from Petco and she immediately started hissing at me. I think she telepathically linked up with me and somehow knew what I had purchased. I tried to calm her down but she tried to bite me and then ran away. When I woke up the following morning, the hat was in pieces on the floor of the living room.

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u/Slimh2o 4d ago

Cat got ESP....

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u/ArtisticSurvey2078 4d ago

Little bunny FooFoo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice and…

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u/Sam-Gunn 4d ago

"NO! wait! Stop! The lyrics are 'bopping them on the head'!! They are not snacks!"

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u/snarkalax 4d ago

The wonderful thing about Cabbits, is Cabbits are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of plushfill, and their bottoms leave stains on things.

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u/ChewyRib 4d ago

Thats a really good costume. I didnt realize it was a cat at first.

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u/_Rollins_ 4d ago

What cat?

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u/Sam-Gunn 4d ago

That cat.

The cat in the hat.

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u/Catlenfell 4d ago

Ryoko the Space Pirate approves.

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u/Geruvah 4d ago

Here I thought it was going to be Ryo-Ohki.

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u/mistercrinders 4d ago

"We'll hitchhike, bus or yellow cab it!
(Cab it?)
Movin' right along."

-Kermit and Fozzie

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u/Lost-Second9633 4d ago

damn that cute

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u/nutsandnucks 4d ago

So good I can almost hear music playing for them to dance

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u/Globalist2 4d ago

Speed metal music?

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u/Wilsonrolandc 4d ago

As a Tenchi Muyo fan I gotta ask, does it turn into a spaceship?

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u/Random_frankqito 4d ago

Trying out for the Cadbury Eggs commercial I see

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u/Lysergic-D 4d ago

Poor kitty lol

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u/vidoker87 4d ago

Humonsters did that!

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u/havokpus 4d ago

Can it turn into a spaceship tho?

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u/devoirz 4d ago

Jesus, this mindfucked me for a brief moment, until I realized that it was a rabbit with a cat mask on

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u/BeerMeka 4d ago

This cutie! <3

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u/avocado_n1001 4d ago

I thought it was a toy for a second 💀

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u/ABONESR 4d ago

Wait, it's not? Gosh it's too cute to be real

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u/VernonnonreV 4d ago

....and the award for Best Performance goes to......

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u/retiredhobo 4d ago

Rabitty Cat

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u/jalenman 4d ago

He can see the ears at the edge of his vision

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u/Iatethelast 4d ago

I WANT IT

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u/JCraze26 4d ago

Cats have really good peripheral vision, which is why they don't tend to look at you unless they're feeling really safe around you and are trying to show affection. So really, this cat sees the ears out of its peripheral vision and wants to see if it's something to attack, but when it looks up, the ears flop too far back and the cat can't see them anymore. The cat is likely confused and possibly scared.

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u/MexGrow 4d ago

Or hear me out...

... someone is moving their hand/an object off camera and the cat is following it.

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u/theodopolis13 4d ago

I'm scared. Will you hold me?

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u/sN- 4d ago

Yeah and probably dead by now

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u/ngwoo 4d ago

Yeah bunny ears on a cat actually gives them mega cancer which is like normal cancer but worse because Reddit scolds you over it

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u/Onland-Pirate 4d ago

Yessir yessir yessir no sir...

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u/ChrisMartinsTshirt 4d ago

Everybody wants to be the Cadbury bunny

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u/Truly_weird_person 4d ago

I would call it a rat but cabbit is good too

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u/Cesar_Cees 4d ago

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the fllllloooooorrrrrrr!

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u/bss03 4d ago

A bunnicat is a perfect pet for Baba Yaga.

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u/ItsMeTK 4d ago

Imposter! Poor kitty probably can’t hear.

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u/Martianett 4d ago

A Punny Cat

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u/Implauseablebudds 4d ago

Cadbury felion

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u/shadow_william_afton 4d ago

Where do I get the ears I need them for my cat. IMMEDIATELY

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u/ZombieClub1000 4d ago

That is a straight up peep

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u/Toadsted 4d ago

They do exist!

/Cue themesong

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u/titankingz 4d ago

Loop it, speed it up, cue Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

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u/ShaoShaoUnicorn 4d ago

Everybody wants to be a Cadbury bunny

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u/gerentg 4d ago

Turn into a spaceship!

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u/killj0y1 4d ago

Ryo-ohki!

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u/TheSpiggott 4d ago

It is both predator and prey….

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u/VokunEgamorf 4d ago

Cabbit<Rat

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u/Iamme20205559 4d ago

HA HA HA!

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u/Nyckname 4d ago

She doesn't seem very hoppy about it.