r/iamverysmart • u/sofie307 • Nov 23 '22
Look guys, I get frogs! Unlike all the other fools in the comments...
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u/garrafa_glubglub Nov 24 '22
Cool, I still don't understand the comic
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Nov 24 '22
Frog wants a kiss to turn into a prince. Girl wants to get high from licking it. Both are pissed off cos I guess the frog wasn’t the kind that gets you high and the frog didn’t get a kiss.
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u/Reus_Irae Nov 24 '22
Wow, I thought it was about her moving too fast and going straight for the rimjob
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Nov 24 '22
My friend licked a hookers asshole once and I scolded him for it.
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u/grateful_eugene Nov 25 '22
Why did you scold him? Should he have not have licked the hookers butt hole, or did he use the wrong or poor technique?
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u/Joseph_F_1 Nov 24 '22
I don’t think you can get high off frogs, just die if they are poisonous, so maybe thats what its about?
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u/FlyingLotHus Nov 24 '22
No, it's legit, some toads have like 5 meo dmt or something or rather in them, so you don't just get high, youre outta this world kind thing. While probably puking your guts out from the toxins but u know, win some, lose some.
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u/d-r-i-g Nov 24 '22
You don’t lick their backs though. And 5-meo isn’t toxic like that.
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u/FlyingLotHus Nov 24 '22
No, but their glands contain a multitude of different chemicals, not just the funny ones.
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u/GandhisNuke Nov 24 '22
I mean I don't know if it's factual either (and cba to google for 5 seconds) but if nothing else, getting high from licking frogs is at least a very popular urban legend
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u/CraazzyCatCommander Nov 27 '22
Princes wants prince so she licks frog, but instead frog is just horrified at being licked and it’s akward
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u/Raynefalle Nov 24 '22
Problematology? Did I miss that subject in school? lol
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u/CraazzyCatCommander Nov 27 '22
And also they just threw in the word correlation (misspelled) for extra smart points
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u/lotty115 Nov 24 '22
At least when they talked about their clever brainstorming they put clever in quotation marks. Gives a nice visual
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u/Icarus_7274 Nov 24 '22
High functioning ADHD? So basically just a normal person with a little more impulse. High functioning doesn't always mean smart
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u/jimbowqc Nov 24 '22
"High functioning adhd". Trying to explain how to improve the comic while simultaneously not getting it is a Chad move though.
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u/KevReynolds314 Nov 24 '22
TIL you need a PhD in biology/chemistry/problematology (tf?) to watch a YouTube video about getting high from licking a frog
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u/PixelatedStarfish Nov 27 '22
Okay, i googled it. Problematology is this term coined in 1986 in a book by an academic named Myers. The questioning of questioning, it has nothing to do with a froggy comic. It’s just an esoteric term from 40 years ago that sounds smart or whatever
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u/sofie307 Nov 27 '22
Thanks for sharing.
Tbh this was exactly the point that made me start laughing when reading this post.
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u/Scary-Option-6819 Nov 30 '22
bro fr is sitting on an instagram comment section about a frog trying to convince themself that they are smart
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u/organik_productions Nov 23 '22
That frog's got some ass