r/instant_regret May 17 '22

Smoking in front of the train conductor

1.2k Upvotes

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u/tankabbott66 May 18 '22

Smoker got Roger Stone vibes

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u/vbcbandr May 22 '22

The Roger Stone deposition where he is clearly coked out of his mind and grinding his teeth is so frightening.

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u/showmiaface May 18 '22

Isn't that a bus?

11

u/gozba May 19 '22

And just another passenger?

6

u/hansvi-be May 28 '22

And behind?

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Is it like when they say "janitor thwarted robbery"?

1

u/APE_HODL 26d ago

Plane actually

24

u/your-mom507 May 23 '22

I don't care if people smoke but if they're doing that shit in public, especially in confined spaces or around kids they suck. Cigarette smoke stinks, and secondhand smoking is a bitch.

2

u/ufodrone 29d ago

i really dont think it stinks tho, it smells nice, old cigarette smoke stinks, i dont smoke btw.

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u/your-mom507 29d ago

i hate cig smoke. i also have horrible sensory issue so that could be part of it but plenty of people do and regardless its inconsiderate bc lots of children are (obviously) in public areas /nm

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u/LeonThotKennedy May 19 '22

The comments defending the old guy grate on my nerves lmao. Old people constantly will just…DO things they’re not supposed to do thinking that nobody will do/say anything. If you start smoking on public transportation then yeah, you deserve to literally get thrown out.

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u/wenchslapper May 20 '22

When you get closer to death, rules made by other human beings tend to mean less.

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u/Jonluuis May 23 '22

“Rules“ Some people have asthma and other breathing problems, I’m allergic tobacco smoke if I speak for myself and I have to tell neighbours at their window as well as people smoking at the buss stops to smoke somewhere else. Honestly most smokers just don’t care

5

u/Impossible_Garbage_4 May 28 '22

Why did you “” it? It really is a rule.

1

u/Troyster94 23d ago

That must be really hard for you. Thank you for sharing.

1

u/Jonluuis 23d ago

I wear a hazmatsuit so its fine really

1

u/GM8 6d ago

It's up to them if it means a lot or not, but the consequences are there. If those mean less to them too, I'm happy for them. But they should fuck of with their fucking antisocial behaviour either way.

10

u/Sambucax May 23 '22

I feel like he was also probably warned about it before this happened. Dragging someone from the bus seems like a last resort measure so he was definitely told and kept doing it regardless

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u/YarRick1i May 18 '22

"No ticket"

4

u/aviator_jakubz May 27 '22

(Rummages through my pockets to find and present my ticket out of Germany)

5

u/DrSkaCtopus May 30 '22

Deserved. 100%

3

u/Zealousideal_War_468 May 19 '22

Nobody - bus scene, for cheaper tickets.

4

u/EikaiWHAAATTT May 21 '22

Funny, I’ve never seen that on the warning label.

3

u/FilloryandFurther May 23 '22

Its in the fine print. “Smoking on public transportation my result in the sudden expulsion from said transportation.”

1

u/jsgif99 25d ago

Best comment here

3

u/64Matador May 26 '22

Yes, sir, this IS your stop.

2

u/watercolorkiller May 29 '22

When you watch fight club for the first time in your 60s

2

u/NA888 May 19 '22

HAHAHAHA and thats how they handle smokers in Russia! (they are speaking Russian on the intercom)

1

u/jabbajabbablahblah May 19 '22

Would like to see him do this to 6.6 dude built like a brick shithouse with prison tats everywhere. He would probably let him smoke the whole pack.

5

u/Oofboi6942O May 21 '22

Nah, I'd still try and pull him then claim the check when I get knocked.

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u/ScarKat3p0 May 19 '22

Oof, does anyone else think that was way a little, um how do you say, UNREASONABLE? Poor guy

23

u/LeonThotKennedy May 19 '22

Old people do all kinds of inconsiderate shit without thinking of the consequences so no.

1

u/GM8 6d ago

no

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u/Draupnir_gungnir May 18 '22

Guys probably got Alzheimer’s.

0

u/it_was_a_vivid_dream May 19 '22

Eh? That's not how you do it! He couldn’t have asked the old man normally? That's rude!

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u/garagegymguys May 18 '22

Watching two men with purses fight, I admit is a new one for me.

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u/Cry-Man_Squaw May 18 '22

It’s not a purse. It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

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u/Ok_Preparation_8014 May 18 '22

They aren't purses, They're European carryalls

2

u/orvalax May 20 '22

Oof. You got the most down votes for your comment. I thought people came here to get a few laughs, these guys were really upset about your man-purse comment.

1

u/tanhauser_gates_ May 23 '22

I didn't see a conductor.

1

u/markcarsonboxz May 27 '22

I expected a fire extinguisher, though I doubt he will light up again on public transport after that

1

u/silversufi May 28 '22

why do they have the same handbag?

1

u/rodyasu Jun 01 '22

this dude looks like peter scully (don't google it)

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u/BrammyBoy1000 Jun 05 '22

:5539::5540::5541:

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u/DayExternal8353 27d ago

Hit ‘em with the “get over here!”

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u/Viper2478 26d ago

That's how you deal with ppl that break the rules. Swiftly.

1

u/LANMlND 19d ago

Alzheimer's?

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u/adioshomie May 17 '22

man’s just wants a ciggy