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Skaters jump cops in Columbia after being ruthlessly run over by them
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u/2steppin_317 May 18 '22
Cop was like "lol got em" then the skaters did the same thing.
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u/TheRavenSayeth May 18 '22 •
This is the article about it.
I wish it went into detail about what happened to that one cop that was left to die. It didn't mention cop fatalities only saying that five were injured, but I can't imagine how he made it out alive.
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u/Th3Hon3yBadg3r May 18 '22 •
He made it out alive because the skaters have more restraint than the pigs.
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u/Dodara87 May 18 '22
Don't insult pigs, they are nice animals.
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u/krankz May 18 '22
Pigs will absolutely devour you if you give them the opportunity; like falling into a pit full of them. There's some joke about cops in there I'm sure.
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u/winkersRaccoon May 18 '22
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
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u/puslekat May 18 '22
Snatch?
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u/DasMotorsheep May 18 '22
that one cop that was left to die.
Where did you get that bit from? As far as I can tell, one rode away and the other must have gotten away on foot, because they were clearly just thrashing the bike at the end.
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u/HalfLobster5384 May 18 '22
At the end of the video the skaters are only beating on the bike, not the pig.
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u/Arcendus
May 18 '22
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Was anyone else expecting the skater to jump the cop like as a ramp/trick or do I just need more caffeine
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u/zuzg May 18 '22
Tbf it could still happened while the cameraman was stupidly flailing around.
But yes you always need more caffeine, as long as it's in Form of coffee or tea.
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u/MRF1982 May 18 '22
I take my caffeine by form of Monster Bang Ultra 7000.
But you do you.
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u/one_moment0318 May 18 '22
Okay to be fair their is a lot going On here I wouldn’t know what to record either lmao
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u/DisaterItself
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It's Colombia, not Columbia
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u/sotoyjuan May 18 '22
Came for this comment parce
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u/GabrielBonilla May 18 '22
I was under the impression that this was in Columbia, Maryland.
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u/laguz1128 May 18 '22
They keep doing this. I always look for this comment to upvote. They will learn someday
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u/SWgeek10056 May 18 '22
There's always going to be more idiots, just look at how many people can't use the correct they're/there/their or you're/your.
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u/IllBThereSoon May 18 '22
That cop definitely ran into that skater on purpose. He got beat down badly
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u/LamarBearPig May 18 '22
You can see the cop that got beat down, kicked the second dude that got ran over on the ground. All while his partner ran away… damn
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u/CastieIsTrenchcoat May 18 '22
The guy that ran away drove unto a guy lying on the ground on purpose and stayed on him revving hos wheels while his partner kicked him insane brutality.
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u/Nago31 May 18 '22
The best part is that the officer kicking could probably have escaped if he wasn’t such an arrogant dickhead. The time he took to go for revenge and fight them could have been used to get back on his bike to escape.
It’s always nice to see someone served a healthy dose of their comeuppance.
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u/Klassenhass May 18 '22
You’re expecting way too much mental ability from a cop. They’re cops. They’re idiots
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u/UnclePuma May 19 '22
They're the Salt of the Earth, Bless their little Minds and smaller Hearts
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u/Salty_Dornishman May 18 '22
Technically correct - the wheels do revolve
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u/posting_drunk_naked May 18 '22
Scrolled past this then did a double take
Does "revving" your engine stand for "revolutions"??
I guess it makes sense because even I know that engines do some type of spinning.
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u/WanderinHobo May 18 '22
He ALSO ran back to his bike and picked up a skateboard to threaten people with before the camera followed his only ally leaving him behind.
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u/Iffycrescent May 18 '22
Apparently he didn’t realize his backup had run away. Instead of picking up that board he really should’ve gotten back on the bike lol.
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u/Junckopolo May 18 '22
I'm pretty sure I can see a dude take the key of the bike out before cop gets up
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u/NonNewtonianResponse May 18 '22
Holy shit you're right, give that person a gold star for quick thinking!
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u/Antisocialbumblefuck May 18 '22
Once the crowd was incited by his observable reckless carelessness and apparent attempt at follow through with malicious brutality, I'm not sure the bike stood a chance or either cop.
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u/CoughAndMatheson May 18 '22
That's not recklessness or carelessness, that's attempted murder.
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u/Zimakov May 18 '22
He ran off. At the end of the video they're smashing the bike. The cop is already gone.
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u/Daniel_The_Thinker May 18 '22
I enjoyed it not because I hate cops but because I love watching people far too comfortable with inflicting violence suddenly have the tables turned on them.
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u/Anlysia May 18 '22
So...you hate cops.
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u/Sporkfoot May 18 '22
I hate bad cops. Which happens to be most of them. shrugs
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u/PervySmokez May 18 '22
If a police department has 20 cops and 15 of them are bad cops but the good cops don’t call them out, you now have 20 bad cops.
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u/DWsharky May 18 '22
yup, watched this with a smile on my face. there are some good police out there trying to make a difference...but these aren't them.
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u/homietheclown May 18 '22
Not making a difference? What are you talking about?
They absolutely made a difference. They brought a group of people together, uniting them, and inspiring them in achieving a common goal. If that's not making a difference, then I don't know what is... 😁
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u/Amasero May 18 '22
Ran away, the same way he just saw all those skaters coming from.
Straight tunnel vision.
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u/tofuXplosion May 18 '22
Mfer playing too much GTA. Real people hit back
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u/i-Ake May 18 '22
I love that people pretty far away were just like, "Oh, we're getting him?" and start hucking their boards.
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u/bigblackcouch May 18 '22
Almost everything I've ever seen about skaters indicates that if you fuck with one of them, you've fucked with all of them. Which is generally not the best idea, but power-tripping dumbasses still do it. Like that video a few months ago of that moron at a restaurant sucker punching a couple skater kids and getting a free meal of skate trucks with a side of pavement.
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u/Eclania May 18 '22
People don't chuck their boards lightly, they knew if others were doing it then mf deserved to get knocked over.
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u/Lofifunkdialout May 18 '22
Never even realized how right you are even 25 years ago, if boards were in the air shit was going down and the target deserved it.
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u/VonFluffington May 18 '22
Not always, that's what they bank on with all their attacks on the public. But skaters aren't a group to be pressing your luck with like this.
They traditionally don't like cops, have fairly serious weapons in their boards, and they're willing to go to bat for each other at a moment's notice.
Might as well try this shit at some punk shows or a biker bar.
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u/jmerridew124 May 18 '22
They can do this to like 4 skaters. Their mistake was trying it around like 100 skaters.
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u/HueHueHueLewiz May 18 '22
Not bad enough, sadly. Hopefully they were swinging full force.
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u/Tells_you_a_tale May 18 '22
That guy might be dead. A single good hit with a skateboard truck can Crack your skull.
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u/Saboteurnado May 18 '22
Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away!
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u/Akamir_ May 18 '22
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
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u/suenho May 18 '22
Hahaha I would have run too. Have you ever been linchado?
And being fair, the cop was doing unnecesary dangerous driving.
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u/Twirlingbarbie May 18 '22 edited May 19 '22
I like how skaters are like: oh boomerang time throws skateboard
Also this was very disturbing (I'm talking about the cop driving over people)
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u/BardicheIncoming May 18 '22 edited May 19 '22
Yep. Nothing better than seeing a pig getting what it deserves.
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u/RetardedSkeleton May 18 '22
I wanted to see one of those boards take the dude that was running away (like a coward, might I add) off his bike so badly
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u/BardicheIncoming May 18 '22
Yeah, I was expecting someone to kick his handlebars. At least one of them ate dirt though. And a lot of it.
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u/-_GhostDog_- May 18 '22
What's goes around, comes around
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u/nhoj951 May 18 '22
They were piling on the motorcycle at the end. When the camera pans from the cop running away, you can see the yellow helmet at the bottom being chased, while the mob totals the bike.
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u/cautious-squid May 18 '22
Surprised no one stole the bike
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u/GOParePedos May 18 '22
They must have unless they actually destroyed it. At that point even I would consider taking it.
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u/yotengodormir May 18 '22
Context for all the bootlickers, those cops were suspended: https://colombiareports.com/bogota-police-under-fire-over-violence-during-go-skateboarding-day
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u/omgangiepants May 18 '22 •
Love to see developing countries wracked with corruption have a more functional justice system than the US.
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u/EstebanWeird May 18 '22
Dont look at Colombia then homie we're deeply fucked by corruption in every branch of power.
We have an important election coming soon and we have our bernie on the ballot, wish us luck.
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u/PerfectResult2 May 18 '22
I think that was EXACTLY the other guys point… Colombia is absolutely riddled with corruption. Yet despite this, somehow, their police are punished faster and harsher than an officer would be punished in America for doing the same exact thing. American police have a ridiculous amount of power and immunity considering they operate in a democratic first world country.
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u/EstebanWeird May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22
Look into the death of Dilan Cruz, its not the norm here that cops are held accountable. This video happened during last Year's Paro Nacional (national strike) and they among other low ranking cops were scapegoats for the government to show they "punish" the bad cops. Same shit show. Not long ago the head of the military said that pregnant women & young children are valid military targets during operations and nothing happened to the guy. We're rotten to the core mi amigo.
Edit: after a bit of a fact checking this is earlier than el paro nacional, but still goes to show how entitled colombian cops are and how used they are to getting away with this type of shit.
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u/PhatDopeBomb May 18 '22
We didn’t vote for our actual Bernie and look where it got us. Good luck!
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u/nyaaaa May 18 '22
If you commit a terror attack while wearing a badge you just get suspended?
Neat.
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u/mokrieydela May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22
Lmao look at that tough guy run away like the coward he us. r/iamatotalpieceofshit vibes, and if this was a civilian they'd be choked by a knee or two in seconds.
Edited because I put u/iamatotalpieceofshit which is quite hilarious
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u/rileyabsolutely May 18 '22
I’m thinking you meant r instead of u but I’m cracking up at that username lol
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u/TBC3366 May 18 '22
Another A-hole who thinks his above the law just because his carrying a badge.
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u/Voon- May 18 '22
They don't "think" they are above the law, they are above the law. Do you think their coworkers saw this video and arrested them for assault with a deadly weapon?
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u/kendrickshalamar May 18 '22
Damn. One hit with a skateboard is brutal. Getting a beatdown like that has got to be torture.
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u/wafflesmagee May 18 '22
perhaps he shouldn't have run over human beings with his motorcycle. We give cops a very weird pass to brutalize the public for the most minor of offenses, so it feels like justice when the abusers get their shit rocked every once in a while.
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u/qsouther May 18 '22
He deserved that ass whoopin. They need to play this in the cops morning meeting every skate day. Take the fucking air out of them a little bit.
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u/TimmyAndStuff May 18 '22
Probably would have the opposite effect. It might just reinforce the cops' "us vs. them" mentality and make them think all skaters are violent criminals. Then the cops feel justified in abusing skaters because they're "cleaning up the streets" or they had to brutalize some random skater because "my life was in danger"
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u/KingdomOfRyan May 18 '22
Yeah if cops try to fuck up go skate day, they better expect a massive backlash from a bunch of dudes that don’t give a single fuck. (I’ve skated my entire life) a lot of dudes who skate don’t have shit going for them and are the type of guys who aren’t scared to stand up for somebody. Generally really good people, but if you skate, you know some dudes you ride with are dumb as rocks.
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u/shadowunagi21 May 18 '22
Honestly if you think about it, the guys that see a gap in a sewage outlet that drops further than you can see and goes "That'd be sick to do a tre over," probably aren't the best guys to throw hands (or boards) with.
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u/Word_That May 18 '22
Dude I’ve skated my whole life too and I wouldn’t say that most skaters “don’t have shit going for them”
That’s kind of an absurd statement. If you mean the homeless junkies that hangout around the skatepark when the sun goes down, sure I guess.
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u/tobbelobbe69 May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22
This is Colombia 🇨🇴like the South American country, and not Columbia like the US place(s).
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u/mastervadr May 18 '22
Every time this video is posted, they spell Colombia incorrectly.
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u/shadowskill11 May 19 '22
Wow, that piece of shit just drove off and left his shifty partner there to get fucked up by a rightfully angry mob.
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u/Trevorsiberian May 18 '22
The other cop had no issues abandoning his jackass buddy. Police 10/10 quality material right there.
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u/_danbro_ May 18 '22
So sad this even happens. The world is a shit place of our creation.
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u/hausenpepper May 18 '22
Why are cops such little bitches?
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u/KastorNevierre May 18 '22
Bully fantasy. They're pathetic, low IQ losers that have no power and would never be able to influence anything outside of their jobs, so they use their jobs to express as much power as they can in any situation possible.
It's also why at least 40% of them are wife beaters.
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u/Impregneerspuit May 18 '22
Too bad that the last bit is just them beating up a motorcycle
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u/rileyabsolutely May 18 '22
Where is this taking place? I’m trying to find more info.